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QC Captions Vol. 192
« on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:48 »
Aloha! NEW PANEL:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #1 on: 09 Nov 2014, 14:07 »
MAR-BEAR: "I WANTS BIGGER BOY BUTTS NAO!"

HANNERS: "Marigold, you've already got Dale; you don't get a turn to choose what sort of guys hang around us girls anymore!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #2 on: 09 Nov 2014, 14:08 »
Marigold: What were you thinking? You just woke up the entire building with your cleaning machine!
Hanners: Did you seriously expect me not to sanitize your kitchen? Momo's told me... things...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #3 on: 10 Nov 2014, 02:35 »
Marigold:  "What are you doing?"

Hanners:  "He'll keep longer this way."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #4 on: 10 Nov 2014, 05:14 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 10 Nov 2014, 02:35
Marigold:  "What are you doing?"

Hanners:  "He'll keep longer this way."

Even if I could top.that, I don't think I'd.want to.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #5 on: 10 Nov 2014, 05:53 »
Quote from: BenRG on 09 Nov 2014, 14:07
MAR-BEAR: "I WANTS BIGGER BOY BUTTS NAO!"

HANNERS: "Marigold, you've already got Dale; you don't get a turn to choose what sort of guys hang around us girls anymore!"
Hanners: "Well, we could forcefeed him all the cheesecake muffins from Coffee of Doom, but that wouldn't help his Fourier-Goldman Happiness Score..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #6 on: 10 Nov 2014, 07:38 »
M: "What are you doing?! Bare feet in a kitchen? Don't you know that's unsanitary?"
H: "Meh. It's just a food preparation area."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #7 on: 10 Nov 2014, 07:48 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 10 Nov 2014, 07:38
M: "What are you doing?! Bare feet in a kitchen? Don't you know that's unsanitary?"
H: "Meh. It's just a food preparation area."

ANNOUNCER: Presented for your approval: One Marigold Louise Farmer; lock-in, freelance web-mistress and MMORPG addict. When she woke up that morning, Marigold Farmer had no idea that she had woken in... The Twilight Zone!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #8 on: 10 Nov 2014, 07:50 »
Quote from: osaka on 09 Nov 2014, 14:08
Marigold: What were you thinking? You just woke up the entire building with your cleaning machine!
Hanners: Did you seriously expect me not to sanitize your kitchen? Momo's told me... things...

I like this! It also would explain why Hanners is willing to go barefoot there.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #9 on: 12 Nov 2014, 11:50 »
DA NEXT IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #10 on: 12 Nov 2014, 11:54 »
CLAIRE:  He asked you what?

MARTEN:  Why are you wearing SHOES?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #11 on: 12 Nov 2014, 12:22 »
CLAIRE: "Tai did what?!?"

MARTEN: "Five thousand hits in the first minute!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #12 on: 12 Nov 2014, 15:15 »
Claire: "A tracking device?"

Marten: "Yeah, disguised as an earring. It'll warn us whenever my mom is close."

« Last Edit: 12 Nov 2014, 17:40 by Gladstone »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #13 on: 12 Nov 2014, 15:35 »
Would've come in handy today huh.

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M: "I just get them for free every time I check for other ones."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #14 on: 12 Nov 2014, 17:23 »
Claire: "You have an orbital bombardment app?"
Marten: "Yeah, Hannelore gave it to me. So where is your brother going to be in twenty-seven minutes?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #15 on: 12 Nov 2014, 17:43 »
Claire: "Did they land on the comet yet?"
Marten: "I don't know, he keeps talking about space whales."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #16 on: 12 Nov 2014, 18:29 »
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Claire: "Did they land on the comet yet?"
Marten: "I don't know, he keeps talking about space whales."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #17 on: 13 Nov 2014, 00:26 »
Claire: "Katy Perry ringtone? Seriously?"
Marten: "I kissed a girl. I liked it. It felt so natural right."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #18 on: 13 Nov 2014, 08:01 »
Claire: "Give Peas a chance is a meme now? Seriously?"
Marten: "Twenty thousand hits on most viral. I cant read the last four digits because the numbers are scrolling too fast for my phone."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #19 on: 13 Nov 2014, 08:39 »
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Marigold:  "What are you doing?"

Hanners:  "He'll keep longer this way."

Even if I could top.that, I don't think I'd.want to.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #20 on: 13 Nov 2014, 13:19 »
CLAIRE: "She posted the selfie?"
MARTEN: "Your eyes were closed."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #21 on: 14 Nov 2014, 03:32 »
Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2014, 13:19
CLAIRE: "She posted the selfie?"
MARTEN: "Your eyes were closed."

Very, very good! <Slow claps>
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #22 on: 14 Nov 2014, 19:20 »
Marten:  "We need to go, now.  Marigold says someone's in her fridge."

Claire:  "IN her fridge?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #23 on: 14 Nov 2014, 19:24 »
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Marten:  "We need to go, now.  Marigold says someone's in her fridge."

Claire:  "IN her fridge?"

It's getting better and better.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #24 on: 14 Nov 2014, 19:28 »
Every few weeks I get it right - you guys get it more consistently then I.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 192
« Reply #25 on: 14 Nov 2014, 19:39 »
Claire: Did you just see that blue kid run by?
Marten: Huh? I was just reading about the witch who can solve everyone's problems.
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