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WCDT: Strips 2892 to 2896 (9th - 13th February 2015)
Fig:
Sometimes, a preemptive 'looooom' is all that's needed to diffuse a potentially bad situation.
swapna:
Aww maaan... Pintsize is that easily intimidated? What happened to the guy who sent out pictures of equine molestation as a greeting? And what the hell is Marten threatening him with? (Isn't threatening to turn off an AnthroPC permanently like threatening to kill a sentient being?)
snarkyone:
It's the anthro-pc equivalent of having your heart plug pulled out by the Baron.
Chelicerate:
That's one powerful loom.
I don't think any bodily or mental harm was intended with the loom, Swapna. A cross look between friends often just means 'I am going to be very mad', and we know Pintsize does value Marten's friendship. There are probably lines he wouldn't cross if they'd meant enough to Marten.
Gladstone:
--- Quote from: TheEvilDog on 12 Feb 2015, 19:11 ---LOOOOOM!
Also, good to see Pintsize back on his feet.
--- End quote ---
Darn, I had a script in my head with Claire and Pintsize interacting, but it was too dialogue-heavy and Jeph can't read minds, so we get today's strip instead. Still...
SCENE: Marten's living room. He's left the room, CLAIRE is on the couch. PINTSIZE wanders over.
PINTSIZE: Marten's really into you, you know. I can tell.
CLAIRE: How?
PINTSIZE: Because he's absolutely terrified I'll say something offensive and will NOT. STOP. THREATENING ME with all kinds of punishment if I don't stay on my best behavior. Afraid of losing you, I guess. He was never like this with Dora...
CLAIRE: *blushes*
PINTSIZE: ...But he won't say WHY. Now, I've got a vast collection of porn stored in here-- *taps head* --but you don't show up in any of it...
CLAIRE: Um...
PINTSIZE: ...although there are a few really weird folders I haven't checked yet. Horses, donkeys, pooping catgirls. You want some privacy, I get that, just say the word and I'll delete them, sight unseen. I suppose there are some boundaries I can respect...
CLAIRE: I'm TRANS.
PINTSIZE: Oh. That's it?
CLAIRE: Uh-huh.
PINTSIZE: And Marten thinks I'm going to tease you for that? Listen, I'm a robot, gender's just streams of coding to me. I may take pride in being crude, but I'm not completely insensitive. You don't have anything to worry about from me.
CLAIRE: Thanks, Pintsize.
PINTSIZE: But, uh, I don't want Marten to think I'm losing my touch, so feel free to throw me against the wall when he gets back.
CLAIRE: What? No! I wouldn't do that!
PINTSIZE: Oh, good. Thanks.
CLAIRE: *smiles*
PINTSIZE: Still wanna make out?
CLAIRE: *throws Pintsize against the wall*
...And that's why Jeph is the cartoonist and I'm just here on the forums.
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