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QC Captions Vol. 206
« on: 22 Feb 2015, 13:15 »

Good afternoon, folks! FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #1 on: 22 Feb 2015, 13:18 »

"Penelope": Maybe pretending to be Dora isn't such a great idea, Marten.
"Dora": Mind your own business, Sara.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #2 on: 22 Feb 2015, 13:44 »

Penelope: "What's with the big steel Allosaurus out back with Faye's initials on it?"
Dora: "I don't wanna talk about it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #3 on: 22 Feb 2015, 13:45 »

PENNY: "It's been a long time since you made a Pizza Girl joke!"

DORA: "Pen-pen, that's so a thousand strips ago!"

Hey! What can I say? These things are made for meta-humour!
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« Reply #4 on: 22 Feb 2015, 14:00 »

Penny: "Everyone on the forums thinks you're a bitch."
Dora: "No, only half of them. The other half think Faye's a bitch. The third half think that Marten and Claire are boring. The rest are talking about the second world war for some reason."
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« Reply #5 on: 22 Feb 2015, 14:06 »

Penny-lope: "Marten's happy. Claire's happy. I'M happy. Why can't you be happy?
Dora: "Because I had they breaking up already in the pool."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #6 on: 22 Feb 2015, 14:40 »

Penelope: "So I can be the assistant manager now, right? Because you fired Faye! And she was the assistant manager and then you fired her for being a lush and there's no assistant manager and I would make for a fantastic assistant manager. And--"
Dora: "Penelope, you keep that up and I'll be introducing you to my business partner Al---Oh shit, I think he saw us!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #7 on: 22 Feb 2015, 20:18 »

Penelope: "What's with the big steel Allosaurus out back with Faye's initials on it?"
Dora: "I don't wanna talk about it."
Alternate response:

Dora: "Ever heard of the brazen bull?"
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« Reply #8 on: 22 Feb 2015, 20:34 »

Penelope: So, how many strips until Coffee of Doom is featured again?
Dora: A couple hundred strips before your next appearance...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #9 on: 22 Feb 2015, 22:29 »

Pennelope: "I'm thinking of a career change to maintaining wind turbines on another planet".
Dora: "Oh, wonderful, since I'm not short-handed enough as is".
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« Reply #10 on: 23 Feb 2015, 07:55 »

Penny: Whatever happened to that dinosaur coffee maker?

Dora: I sold it to pay for my health insurance.
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« Reply #11 on: 23 Feb 2015, 10:06 »


Penelope: New York? I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?
Dora: The Cold War is over PenPen. Now New York is a place of free-market capitalism.
Penelope: What's free-market capitalism?
Dora: ... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue. ....
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« Reply #12 on: 23 Feb 2015, 10:59 »

Penelope: "With Faye and Raven gone I'm actually the most senior of your helpers. So ... as the shop still needs an Ass..."
Dora: "Your Odysseus will appreciate your fidelity, but to advance you still have to pass the test of twelve espresso cups..."
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« Reply #13 on: 23 Feb 2015, 11:40 »

Dora: "Your Odysseus will appreciate your fidelity, but to advance you still have to pass the test of twelve cups of espresso cups..."

I fixed it! I think I fixed it. Did I fix it? I thought I fixed it.  :psyduck: or was it supposed to be "pass the 12 cups of espresso" ?   :psyduck:
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« Reply #14 on: 23 Feb 2015, 12:22 »

I fixed it! I think I fixed it. Did I fix it? I thought I fixed it.  :psyduck: or was it supposed to be "pass the 12 cups of espresso" ?   :psyduck:

DORA: "Well, I guess that depends on what you mean by 'pass.' Speaking of that, the Cave of 20 Asses needs a good mopping."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #15 on: 25 Feb 2015, 16:36 »

NEXT PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 206
« Reply #16 on: 25 Feb 2015, 16:39 »

Jim:  This isn't yellow beer!
Marten:  No, it's a stout.  It's brown.
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« Reply #17 on: 25 Feb 2015, 16:41 »

Jimbo: Dude, I need you to be my wingman here.
Marten: That's the pinball machine.
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« Reply #18 on: 25 Feb 2015, 17:03 »

JIMBO: "So, I'm thinkin' 'bout for my next novel of introducing this geeky redhead who falls for a skinny indie boy..."
MARTEN: "Oh, come on, that's unrealistic even by your standards."
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« Reply #19 on: 25 Feb 2015, 17:09 »

On a side note, how funny would it be if we've been looking at the comic wrong all this time and it's been Jimbo's story all along?
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« Reply #20 on: 25 Feb 2015, 17:49 »

Jimbo: "But what about us?"
Marten: "We'll always have Paris."
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« Reply #21 on: 25 Feb 2015, 18:12 »

Jimbo: What are ya looking at?
Marten: The other thread is talking about alcoholics right now, and I wanted to exercise my sense of irony.
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« Reply #22 on: 25 Feb 2015, 20:36 »

Jimbo: "But what about us?"
Marten: "We'll always have Paris."
Jimbo: Want to take a trip to Spain and do the whole Ibiza thing instead?
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« Reply #23 on: 25 Feb 2015, 20:45 »

Jimbo: "What'cha thinking?"
Marten: "Trying to picture a redhead in this t-shirt."
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« Reply #24 on: 26 Feb 2015, 15:17 »

Jimbo: "... Come on! I know ya! You'd do Emily any day. Unless ... one of them's a redhead? Ya strike me as a dude who likes 'm red & wild in bed."
Marten: "Sigh. I know a person who would love to talk with you about the choice of a Brontë sister for a sex romp, but I'm calling it a night."
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« Reply #25 on: 26 Feb 2015, 19:54 »

MARTEN: "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
JIMBO: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky ... drink the yellow stuff until we pass out."
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« Reply #26 on: 26 Feb 2015, 20:05 »

JIMBO: "Ever wonder what would happen if you switched the signs on the restrooms in this joint?"
MARTEN (not really listening): "Y'oughta try that some time, Jimbo."
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« Reply #27 on: 27 Feb 2015, 08:13 »

Jimbo: "Come on, man, it's clearly white and gold."
Marten: "You're dead to me."
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