Topic: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless. (Read 838221 times)

LeeC · « **Reply #100 on:** 20 Apr 2015, 06:13 »

got to teach Russian roulette early.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #101 on:** 20 Apr 2015, 20:18 »

hedgie · « **Reply #102 on:** 20 Apr 2015, 20:52 »

Cucumbers *are* rather useful for dealing with kappa

Sorflakne · « **Reply #103 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 07:31 »

Just ate scrambled eggs that weren't cooked all the way (as in, still a little liquid-y/runny). For me, runny eggs are barf-inducing, so I need my eggs at least slightly overcooked (also means I only really eat them scrambled). But I tried to muscle through it by dousing them in syrup (syrup isn't liquid egg, so it's fine), but as I was finishing them, I picked up a chunk that had a sizable puddle of runny egg under it, and that was it for me. Still fighting the urge to heave 10 minutes later.

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LeeC · « **Reply #104 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 07:51 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #105 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 08:07 »

Holy shit.

Thrillho · « **Reply #106 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 08:20 »

Missing the word 'in' there has made me doubt the veracity of that fact.

Sometimes, it's tough to be a pedant.

LeeC · « **Reply #107 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 08:29 »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

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Excavation of the second bomb was abandoned as a result of uncontrollable ground-water flooding. Most of the thermonuclear stage, containing uranium, was left in place. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers purchased a 400 feet (120 m) circular easement over the buried component. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill determined the buried depth of the secondary component to be 180 feet (55 m), plus or minus 10 feet (3.0 m).

Thrillho · « **Reply #108 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 08:34 »

Cool fact.

I'm still being a grammar dick, something I'm not ordinarily.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #109 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 09:06 »

Because sometimes you need a little extra epicness in your day.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #110 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 09:17 »

That was great. Half of me was amazed, the other half just felt worthless at not being able to do any of that.

Also I really want a jetpack.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #111 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 10:43 »

LeeC · « **Reply #112 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 10:57 »

Shoot, I'd step up for the fight. Looks like fun!

Welu · « **Reply #113 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 15:08 »

That prank is brilliant. The last gif with the, "No thanks, I'm good." hand gesture is amazing.

Akima · « **Reply #114 on:** 21 Apr 2015, 15:31 »

Quote from: LeeC on 19 Apr 2015, 07:57

The new Ginyu Force

I misread that as Ginsu Force so I imagined them all armed with kitchen knives, shouting a battle-cry: "But wait, there's MORE!"

Grievous-tan is cute.

looktall · « **Reply #115 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 04:06 »

Children make the best mosquito repellent.

LeeC · « **Reply #116 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 04:52 »

German Shepard hears owners come home.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #117 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 04:59 »

What's more astonishing to me is that the dog apparently had nothing else to do than sit on one place, listening until they came back.

Poor doggie.

LeeC · « **Reply #118 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 05:06 »

I know some dogs can suffer from separation anxiety worse than others. Some owners would leave a TV or radio on so they don't feel lonely.

Season 4 of Game of Thrones minor spoiler (for those that haven't seen the show but want to don't click the spoiler)

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I could be wrong but I am pretty sure this was the King in Kingdom of Heaven.

Thrillho · « **Reply #119 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 05:37 »

No that's Hannibal.

LeeC · « **Reply #120 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 05:56 »

Now that you said it, I totally see it.

and more

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #121 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 07:48 »

A pelican....yawning

LeeC · « **Reply #122 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 08:43 »

I know Link was intentionally meant to be a time traveler but I still wonder why they havn't done it in the Bill and Ted style yet.

Collecting all the help they can get and beat Gannon or something. Make it a team rpg like Chrono Trigger or South Park:Stick of Truth (which is the best RPG I've played in awhile).

Welu · « **Reply #123 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 13:01 »

Quote from: Masterpiece on 22 Apr 2015, 04:59

What's more astonishing to me is that the dog apparently had nothing else to do than sit on one place, listening until they came back.

Poor doggie.

They appear to have free reign over most of the house, could see into the living room when it walked to the door, which means the owners must trust them not to wreck the place (assuming that isn't why they attached the camera to them) and they have the choice to walk around. It was probably snoozing before hand. Still hope they have toys or noise though.

Edit: Haven't watched it yet but there's a video of the whole time they're alone.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #124 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 16:35 »

Quote from: Gareth on 22 Apr 2015, 05:37

No that's Hannibal.

Pedantic correction of Gareth's correction:

That's Mason Verger from the movie "Hannibal".

Akima · « **Reply #125 on:** 22 Apr 2015, 19:31 »

Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head. I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.

osaka · « **Reply #126 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 04:00 »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur2jOzMrAaI

Thrillho · « **Reply #127 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 04:11 »

Quote from: Akima on 22 Apr 2015, 19:31

Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head. I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.

Oh good Lord

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 22 Apr 2015, 16:35

Quote from: Gareth on 22 Apr 2015, 05:37
No that's Hannibal.

Pedantic correction of Gareth's correction:

That's Mason Verger from the movie "Hannibal".

I wrote it on my phone and noticed my lack of specificity later.

I elected not to bother correcting it.

jwhouk · « **Reply #128 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 05:54 »

Quote from: Akima on 22 Apr 2015, 19:31

Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head. I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.

Pun Thread =====> That way.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #129 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 11:02 »

Do I love me some Phineas and Ferb?

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Blue Kitty · « **Reply #130 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 12:39 »

Like an immense pile of assorted "cheeses" onto the "lawn" of my evil lab.

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i really want my last words to be “hey.. wanna see a dead body?”

LeeC · « **Reply #131 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 12:44 »

I want more Parks and Rec quotes put into the prequel SW movies.

Lines · « **Reply #132 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 16:33 »

Thank you, Squirrel Girl.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #133 on:** 23 Apr 2015, 18:33 »

No matter who you are, this is your reaction to a puppy:

LeeC · « **Reply #134 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 05:23 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #135 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 08:20 »

They found Kermit

Mosque in Iran

Metope · « **Reply #136 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 09:39 »

Oh my god I need to go there

Method of Madness · « **Reply #137 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 09:58 »

Quote from: Metope on 24 Apr 2015, 09:39

Oh my god I want to go to there

Me too

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LeeC · « **Reply #138 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 10:47 »

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #139 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 16:12 »

Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I'm gonna steal that headcanon.

Akima · « **Reply #140 on:** 24 Apr 2015, 18:10 »

That totally sounds like a Traveller campaign to me; I'm buying it.

A good GM has to roll with the punches: "No plan survives contact with the ~~enemy~~ players."