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QC Captions Vol. 218
« on: 24 May 2015, 12:25 »

Good afternoon, nice people! Let's do it:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #1 on: 24 May 2015, 12:30 »

Dale: Let's do it right here in the kitchen!
Marigold: Awesome idea!
Momo: I have boiling water and I know how to use it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #2 on: 24 May 2015, 13:21 »

DALE: "So, that's how much a woodchuck can chuck!"

MARIGOLD: "So the website said!"

MOMO: "Will you two stop babbling? I'm trying to concentrate on synthesising nitroglycerine here!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #3 on: 24 May 2015, 20:48 »

Dale: One of the regulars at CoD?
Marigold: I saw a pretty friendly toaster earlier today.
Momo: A TOASTER? I have standards!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2015, 03:16 »

DALE: "So if we consider Momo's anger as a power source for the Em-Drive..."
MARIGOLD: "We could have our own sentient space station!"
MOMO: "You don't want an angry space station"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2015, 03:40 »

DALE: "Stipluating that 'A watched pot never boils,' does one take that as a demonstration that measuring or observing a thing changes it, as per Heisenberg (no, not the 'Breaking Bad' guy)?"
MARIGOLD: "Or is it a demonstration of subjective experience, in that one's quantification of an event is influenced by one's attitude toward it, as per the maxim that a hour talking with an attractive person is but a moment, but an hour squatting on a block of solidified carbon dioxide is an eternity?"
MOMO: "It's an indication you forgot to turn the stove on."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #6 on: 27 May 2015, 17:14 »

Yo! Image:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #7 on: 27 May 2015, 17:35 »

FAYE: "Hm... It looks as if a spider is knitting the image of a butt in your back side"
HANNERS: "OMAGAD MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #8 on: 27 May 2015, 18:37 »

FAYE: "Again."
HANNELORE: "The rain! In Spain! Falls mainly in the ... no it doesn't."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #9 on: 27 May 2015, 19:00 »

Faye: "Yes, definitely a USB port."
Hannelore: "DAMMIT MOM TOLD ME I WASN'T A CYBORG!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #10 on: 27 May 2015, 23:39 »

FAYE: "That's a cute tattoo of a flower! I'm surprised that you did it!"

HANNELORE: "But now I'm sorry! Iiit HUUURRRTSSS!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 218
« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2015, 07:12 »

HANNERS: "KHANNNNNNN! KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
FAYE: "You're right. It's better when it's The Shat's line."
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