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QC Captions vol. 257
« on: 20 Feb 2016, 21:40 »
FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #1 on: 20 Feb 2016, 23:31 »
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #2 on: 21 Feb 2016, 00:24 »
VERONICA: "So it'll be Japanese-themed!"

CLAIRE: ((Gasps)) "Kawaii!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #3 on: 21 Feb 2016, 19:19 »
VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in your size
CLAIRE: Tea for everybody!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #4 on: 21 Feb 2016, 21:33 »
Edit of DrBear's:

VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in Marten's size
CLAIRE: Corsets for everybody!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #5 on: 22 Feb 2016, 06:16 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #6 on: 22 Feb 2016, 09:46 »
Veronica: "I'm not really into puns. Practical jokes are more my style. Like, say, having a mug of tea fall from the ceiling onto someone's head."
Claire: "Really! That would be cool to see!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #7 on: 22 Feb 2016, 10:28 »
Quote from: cesium133 on 22 Feb 2016, 06:16
Quote from: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #8 on: 22 Feb 2016, 13:08 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 22 Feb 2016, 10:28
Quote from: cesium133 on 22 Feb 2016, 06:16
Quote from: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>

Tea minus 10 seconds and counting. Landing bags armed. Angle of descent is steep. Hope I don't get mistaken for a flying saucer.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #9 on: 22 Feb 2016, 13:14 »
*groan*  Off with you to the puns thread!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #10 on: 22 Feb 2016, 18:10 »
"World's Gothest Mom" needs to be a mug asap
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #11 on: 22 Feb 2016, 18:14 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #12 on: 24 Feb 2016, 03:52 »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #13 on: 24 Feb 2016, 03:57 »
DORA: "SAY THAT AGAIN!"

FAYE: "Word to the wise: Don't critique the plumage."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #14 on: 24 Feb 2016, 05:07 »
Dora: "Welcome to Coffee of Doom! How may I serve you?"
Faye: "Forget it, Dora. You're not able to pull off real customer service."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #15 on: 24 Feb 2016, 05:34 »
Dora: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Faye: They're both for fighting.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #16 on: 24 Feb 2016, 05:39 »
DORA: "What did you say about my espresso?"
FAYE: "I never have these problems with Bubbles at the skate ring"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #17 on: 24 Feb 2016, 06:09 »
DORA: "Banana smoothie? COMING RIGHT UP!"
FAYE: "When is the smoothie hammer coming back from the repair shop?"

or

DORA: "HALF a muffin? SURE!"
FAYE: "Can I have the other half if no one orders it?"

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DORA: "I'm sorry, I have to make some staff cuts."
FAYE: "We haven't even hired this one yet."
« Last Edit: 24 Feb 2016, 20:16 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #18 on: 24 Feb 2016, 07:54 »
Dora: ♪ It's a nice day for a red wedding ♪
Faye: "It's George R. R. Martin's turn to clean up the blood."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #19 on: 25 Feb 2016, 04:58 »
Dora: "Look what SubaruStephen found inside a customers trunk!"

Faye: "Put that back before he gets in trouble."




(Backstory: People leave the weirdest stuff in their trunk, I actually found a 4 foot long (wooden) sword yesterday when I put the customers spare tire back in the car after a flat repair)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 257
« Reply #20 on: 25 Feb 2016, 05:50 »
Dora: "I will be adding a `Warm Drinks' menu. Pint of blood to go?"
Faye: "Did you not notice that the tip jar is empty?"
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