Okay, it's Sunder over here in the UK so the time has come to summarise the poll results!
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What We Were Not Meant to Know - Your QC brain-bleach trigger 1 - Sven/Hannelore is the most healthy friendship either of them has ever had - 29.2%2 - Is Juicy Marten, Faye and Hannelore's landlord? - 22.9%
3 - There is spider poop and dead bugs in CoD's coffee! - 16.7%
4 - Marigold inflicts TMI about her sex life upon Hannelore - 12.5%
=5 - Momo considers May her friend - 6.3%
=5 - Claire has the sort of mind Pintsize fears - 6.3%
7 - Steve is the normal one in this comic - 4.2%
8 - Faye liked imagining Bubbles in different outfits - 2.1%
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So, there we have it! The forum has spoken. The possibility that Sven Bianchi can have a healthy, adult and platonic relationship with Hannelore and that Hannelore can have a meaningful relationship with Sven is the single biggest trigger for nightmares amongst readers of
Questionable Content!
FWIW, I voted for Juicy = landlord and it created a possible future story arc hook in my head:
Hannelore gets her revenge on her nemesis in some ultra-clean way but Juicy figures out who is responsible. Hannelore gets evicted on some grounds and, when they try to defend her, so do Marten and Faye. Fortunately, there is a solution in the form of a large house on the outskirts of Northampton (the house that Hannelore was talking about when she fantasised about being a reclusive shut-in communicating with the others by notes). It's a 'fixer-upper' and the rent is a bit high for the three of them. Fortunately, Claire wants to move out of
Casa Augustus and her contribution more than covers the shortfall with room to spare. There follows much strange domesticity and everyone learning a lot more about each-other's private lives and kinks than is entirely desirable for any party.
The inspiration for this is Robin and Leslie's house in
David Willis's Shortpacked!. In this story, several other main cast members moved in at Robin's suggestion, creating an odd post-College commune where the differences between college and adult housing requirements quickly become comedically apparent.