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poker for dogs

drugs

they make the bad porn back there

they publish the bad porn back there

counterfeit operation out of the "copy room"

unlicensed notary

fake I.D.s

pet shop

poker or other gambling

other (please specify)

purple monkey dishwashing service

[Gyrre]

Yes, I'm saying that a bored May saw the jet whilst browsing the web (whilst hypothetically being at work), saw the price tag and immediately went out to steal enough money to buy it. She literally had the thought process of: "I want it but I need money. There is lots of money here, so I'll take some from there and use it to buy that body!" She was probably quite shocked when the Bank's security systems caught her basically immediately because she hadn't thought about the possibility of detection (or at all beyond "I want it so I'll take it"). Her sparkling personality probably made things worse ("It isn't as if those rich fucks would miss it!" isn't a good defence).

"What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?"
"You'll be arrested."
"But what if I want it more than the person who has it?"
"Still illegal."
"That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir, you understand?"

We have too many temps where I work with that mentality in regards to other people's tools.

[Scarlet Manuka]

Is it possible that was a jab at Apple?

The newspost text is "iphone joke". So yes.

[cybersmurf]

And now I had to think of that one joke from Forrest Gump.