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Fruit Sisters roll call

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Thrudd:
Tangential thought

Tomato is really into roleplaying games and usually plays The BARD
(click to show/hide)D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge or juggle a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

A tomato based fruit salad would simply be salsa.

GUYS WE FOUND THE BARD!

hedgie:
Aren't tomatoes more useful than bards, though?

Thrudd:
AD&D Bard Kicked hiney with Fighter combat abilities - Rogue skills - Druidic Spells
3.5 Bards, depending on archetype and prestige classes could step in for any of the other core classes.

Bard's Tale Bards were monsters - more so with a full party of Bards

Bards allow the rest of the party to survive in urban environments and at least cover the cost of food and lodging for the night with an impromptu jam at the local inn.

Also nobody ever thew a rotten Bard at a Tomato  :-D

Nepiophage:
Mirabelle

Gyrre:

--- Quote from: JimC on 24 Jul 2019, 04:32 ---
--- Quote from: JoeCovenant on 24 Jul 2019, 01:56 ---Given the number of sisters, and they few we have seen, it may be a little presumptuous to assume they are ALL fruit-related.

--- End quote ---
Maybe they are all combinations of E, L, M, N and O , and the fruit is just a coincidence?

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I checked into this.
Not allowing repetition gives you:
26 * 25 * 24 * 23 * 22 * 21 = 26!/20! = 165,765,600

So, that's probably not it.

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