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WCDT Sep 13th - Sep 17th (4611-4615)

Started by shanejayell, 12 Sep 2021, 20:17

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Gyrre

I've generally got the power, not sure about the balance. I'll have to try some of these.
Quotea real-ass gaddam sword
Quote"Broken swords and dragon bones scattered on the way back home."

Too stubborn to die, just like the rest of my family.

Perfectly Reasonable

'Plank Pose' is a push-up? What?

( do i have to look up all of these myself )
What would I do if I were smart?
I guess first I'd stop taking the stupid pills.

Tova

It's a pose held at the top of a push-up essentially (I've also done planks on my elbows, but I guess that's not the way it's done in yoga). It's a core strength exercise.
Yet the lies of Melkor, the mighty and the accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days. (Silmarillion 255)

BenRG

The thing to remember about any strenuous or intricate activity: You are always going to look like a useless and uncoordinated idiot at first. This is a universal rule unless you're some kind of prodigy so don't stress out when it happens. Focus on learning it so that the problem goes away in time.
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They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

Tova

If you try the chair pose thing, be careful that your backside sticks out and backward so that your knees don't bend out beyond your toes. Otherwise that would put unwelcome stress on your knees. You can use arms as a counterweight for balance to start with. If can't get down very far at first while  maintaining proper form, so be it. It will take time to build the required ability. Be patient with yourself. Practicing against a wall at first can help you to learn how it should feel.

It really is worthwhile having an experienced coach or mentor help you with form the first time you try these kinds of exercises. It can genuinely be hard to tell whether you have it right, such as in the example with Hanners and her not very level arms, until you are assisted by someone who can watch your form from the outside. And if your form is bad, there is a genuine risk of injury in some cases.
Yet the lies of Melkor, the mighty and the accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days. (Silmarillion 255)

oddtail

Quote from: BenRG on 16 Sep 2021, 01:13
The thing to remember about any strenuous or intricate activity: You are always going to look like a useless and uncoordinated idiot at first. This is a universal rule unless you're some kind of prodigy so don't stress out when it happens. Focus on learning it so that the problem goes away in time.

And even if you are some kind of a prodigy, you'll still look less impressive when you start than an utterly untalented person will after they get just a bit of practice.

Learning always wins over raw talent, with enough time and effort. Always. And that's a good thing! Without talent, one may or may not become amazing at something, but most anyone can get *competent* at most things, with some hard work.

Roborat

Interesting, that Yoga workout bears a strong resemblance to part of my Karate workout.

Farideh

New comic.

Yeeeees, let the relaxation flow through you...
I am not hiding. I am maintaining a respectful distance.

John Allenson

Quote from: Farideh on 16 Sep 2021, 19:20
New comic.

Yeeeees, let the relaxation flow through you...
... and out of you.



Timemaster

Congrats Hanners. You've successfully let out all of your stresses and let them vanish into the air. You've reached nirvana.  :-D
Relax, it's just a comic.

badbum61

What the hell are YOU staring at?

BenRG

Just got to draw a line in the sand here: Fart jokes are not and never will be funny. That is all

*Drops mic and walks off*
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They call me BenRG... But I don't know why!

neurocase

Quote from: BenRG on 16 Sep 2021, 23:22
Just got to draw a line in the sand here: Fart jokes are not and never will be funny. That is all

*Drops mic and walks off*

You must be a real poot hoot at at parties.

:mrgreen:

oddtail

I find fart jokes very amusing (if done right). It's one of areas where I shamelessly allow myself to be a not-particularly-bright ten year old.

Farideh

Quote from: BenRG on 16 Sep 2021, 23:22
Just got to draw a line in the sand here: Fart jokes are not and never will be funny. That is all

*Drops mic and walks off*


Tell that to my kids  ::)
I am not hiding. I am maintaining a respectful distance.

sitnspin

Quote from: Farideh on 17 Sep 2021, 03:49
Quote from: BenRG on 16 Sep 2021, 23:22
Just got to draw a line in the sand here: Fart jokes are not and never will be funny. That is all

*Drops mic and walks off*


Tell that to my kids  ::)
Tell that to Shakespeare. Heck, tell that humans for all of recorded history
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@syleegrrl

Mr_Rose

Quote from: sitnspin on 17 Sep 2021, 11:30
Quote from: Farideh on 17 Sep 2021, 03:49
Quote from: BenRG on 16 Sep 2021, 23:22
Just got to draw a line in the sand here: Fart jokes are not and never will be funny. That is all

*Drops mic and walks off*


Tell that to my kids  ::)
Tell that to Shakespeare. Heck, tell that humans for all of recorded history
In the far distant future when humanity has evolved so far that we no longer have intestines or any associated biological requirements, there will still be fart jokes.
"I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." - Charles Babbage

Tova

Quote from: oddtail on 16 Sep 2021, 11:23
Learning always wins over raw talent, with enough time and effort. Always. And that's a good thing! Without talent, one may or may not become amazing at something, but most anyone can get *competent* at most things, with some hard work.

Yet the lies of Melkor, the mighty and the accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days. (Silmarillion 255)

Is it cold in here?

Quote from: Piet Hein
To many people artists seem undisciplined and lawless.
Such laziness, with such great gifts, seems little short of crime.
One mystery is how they make the things they make so flawless,
Another what they're doing with their energy and time.
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

St.Clair

a different form of art, and yet:

Quote from: Gene FowlerWriting is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

oddtail

I think with artists specifically, a large part of creating something is effort that is not readily apparent. It happens inside the head, so it looks like "nothing". And when something is actually being done that other people can see, it looks effortless (with thousands of hours of practice/learning spent to "get there" being in the past, as is any conceptual work done), so people just conclude that it happens "on its own".

It's not exactly an artistic endeavor per se, but if I got paid for listening to every annoying person I've met that thinks translating things is basically just "you know a language passably well, and you just type for a while and the translation is done", I wouldn't have to work as a translator in the first place. I dread to even think what BS actual writers have to listen to.