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Hatebunny:
Wax Mannequin - Power Blaster

Pick up the Power Blaster.
You can shoot the lasers,
you can be a master like the heroes on TV.
You can shoot them one by one or one two three.
Yes indeed.

Meow meow meow me-meow me-meow (goes on for a while like this.)

Ooooooooh

Pick up the Power Blaster.
You can shoot the lasers,
you can be a master like the heroes on TV.
You can shoot them one by one or one two three.
Yes indeed.

This is the best song ever written, and then choreographed by me as a performance for the security camera in the main entrance to my university.

Revenge_Therapist:
Alkaline Trio wins here with Fuck You Aurora's line
"You're the cutest grave digger I'd ever met."

oddball318:
here's the lyrics to a song by a fellow called Momus.  He's rather clever and funny and one of the primary features of his musical style is a penchant for moog synthesizers.

here is the first verse to "The Penis Song"
Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome
Once gave a lecture he entitled 'Everything I know'
Taking the title literally, he spoke four years or so
And I intend to do the same, so make yourself at home
(Pull up a chair, smoke a cigar or something)
Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognise my penis now before my face

the entire song lyrics are herehttp://www.phespirit.info/momus/20010115.htm

mizaktik:
from Wicked (the musical) the song What is this feeling.  Keep in mind that this song sounds INCREDIBLY happy.  It's an upbeat song, and the main part of the weirdness is thus:

GALINDA AND ELPHABA
What is this feeling          Loathing
So sudden and new?       Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment            For her face, her voice
I laid eyes on you           Her clothing
My pulse is rushing          Let's just say:
My head is reeling           We loathe it all!
Oh, what is this feeling?   Ev'ry little trait
Does it have a name?     Makes our very flesh
Yes:                              Begin to crawl:.
Ahhh:                            Ahhh:


There's more, and it's just as funny

LightThievesAll:
No one has mentioned Wesley Willis, and I find that appalling.  Go to www.alternativetentacles.com and download some mp3s to enjoy.


Here's some Stormtroopers of Death:

I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been told

I wish I had some god damn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some god damn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mother buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near


GG Allin songs are ridiculous too, but I'll refrain from posting any.  I will, however, recommend "Drink, Fight and Fuck" and "Ass Fucking, Butt Sucking, Cunt Licking Masturbation" and also "Anti-Social Masterbator".

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