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Ricidulous lyrics!
Maui:
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob
Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
I am the Walrus-Beatles
Come on, this was like the original song that makes no sense lol. Except it was on purpose, but still counts!
Willis:
How about this old classic:
Fish heads
Fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads
Fish heads
Eat them up, yum
And I'll second the motion regarding Beck and Midnite Vultures. How about that girl Debra?
I met you at JC Penney
I think your name tag said Jenny!
I cold-step to you with a fresh pack of gum
Somehow I knew you were looking for some
Like a fruit that's ripe for the picking
I wouldn't do you like that Zankou Chicken
'Cos only you got a thing
That I just got to get with
I just got to get
Get with you
And you know what we're gonna do
I wanna get with you
And your sister
I think her name is Debra
Oh girl, I only wanna be down with you
'Cause you got something that I just got to get with
I pick you up late at night after work
I said, "Lady, step inside my Hyundai
I'm gonna take you up to Glendale"
Yeah, gonna take you for a real good meal
Cos when our eyes did meet
Girl you knew I was packing heat
Ain't no use in wasting no time gettin' to know each other
Cos only you got a thing
That I just got to get with
I just got to get with you
And your sister
I think her name is Debra
I wanna get with you
And your sister
I think her name is Debra
Lovely lady, girl you drive me crazy
Lovely lady, girl you drive me crazy
I'll just throw Primus into the mix also, because all their lyrics are wacky.
~~Willis, grabs himself a can of Pork Soda
brightbluehell:
"I may not be a qualude living in a speedzone but I could be restfull I could be someones home..."
From When All the Stars Were Falling by Lisa Loeb.
Borondir:
How about almost all black metal? I love the music, but the lyrical themes end up just being silly. Aaaaagh, the Christians are a plague, aaaaaaaaarrrrgh, slit their throats, aaaauuuuugh, lets find a goat and anally rape it!!!!!!
Marduk, Glorification of the Black God
Glorification of the black god
In the shape of a black goat - The dark lord himself
Presiding over the revelry..
Demons, witches, and spirits of Darkness await
And watch with pleasure on the succumbed virgins
And innocent souls.. Soon to be sacrificed
The only light is the gleam of the torches from the inverted women wombs
And the fire from the cauldron, in which human fat is being boiled
There are a few exceptions to the ridiculousness rule in bm, like Emperor, but not many.
Jolouie:
Cocteau Twins.
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