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Ricidulous lyrics!
LightThievesAll:
The Left Rights (Jimmy Urine's of Mindless Self Indulgence side project) Darth Vader:
Darth Vader
Maybe not now but some time later
You're very phallic
You're big, black and metallic
only you could be so cold
Lord Vader
Fuckin' shit up with your lightsaber
you're but the learner
and now you're very much gayer
I sense a disturbance in my ass
Darth Vader
_grace_:
the deftones- when girls telephone boys:
Always the same old taste just new injury
Well I'll wear the claws if you'd like that
Yeah if you'd like that we can ride on a black horse
A great new wave Hesparian death horse
...blah...
You always sharpen your teeth 'cause you're like that
and you're like that everythime you pull heart back
And her compact's carving deeper in your lap
I would call but I forget where the phone is at
KharBevNor:
--- Quote from: Borondir ---Aaaaagh, the Christians are a plague, aaaaaaaaarrrrgh, slit their throats, aaaauuuuugh, lets find a goat and anally rape it!!!!!!
--- End quote ---
Sounds like a plan!
On that note, is it bad taste to nominate songs one wrote ones-self? As I think this is appropriate right now:
CHRIST-RAPING BLACK COFFEE
In the dark satanic winternight
I sit amidst the Orianthan wood
And clutch with grim determination
On the ancient thermos flask ov Seth
I slowly twist the rune-ed lid
Excitement misting on my breath
I pour the ebon nightblack draught
And drink deep the cup ov pure pernicious evil!
Caffeine overdose
To deaths borders come close
The beverage ov Belial
In an insulated phial
Christ-Raping Black Coffee
Christ-Raping Black Coffee
They don’t serve it at Starbucks
Its symptom is mindfucks
Christ-Raping Black Coffee
Beans of darkness ground pure
‘Tween the thighs ov Satan whores
Christ-Raping Black Coffee!
I drained the final dregs
Felt the deadly curse come over me
I stagger forward blindly
Needed a Luciferian pee
So I dropped down my trousers
In the middle ov the darkwoods
And the ancient cryptic icefiends
Froze my balls right off!
Foil-fresh from hell
It sounds deaths knell
First choice ov Satan’s knights
When they’ve got a late night
Christ-Raping Black Coffee
Christ-Raping Black Coffee
As black as your soul
It resembles liquid coal
Christ-Raping Black Coffee
A deadly death potion
That increases bowel motion
Christ-Raping Black Coffee!
(In the original all the 'of's are spelt 'O V' but this forum changes them back to 'of' for some reason).
Aphi:
I'm gonna second the Beatles here. They have rekindled my love for old music. I've been singing this song to my friends for weeks. They officially hate me now. You gotta love it, though. Nothing like delightful absurdity.
I Am The Walrus--The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba
musicalbacon:
"I Wanna Piss On You"
by gg allin
I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you
You ain't shit to me, 'cause I'm better than you
I wanna shit on you, and rape your little sister too
I wanna piss on you, my pecker has a yearning to
I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you
Shit in your mouth, piss on you
Fill your mouth with super glue
My glands can't hold it in, I've got an Uncle Yen
Wanna pull it out again, and urinate on everyone
I wanna piss on you, my peckers got a yearning to
Gotta pull it out again, and urinate on everyone
I wanna piss on you, fill your mouth with super glue
I'll piss on you and your sister too
I wanna rape that bitch
Piss, piss, piss on everybody, yes
Piss, piss, urinate, piss 'till your face is yellow, yea
Your hair is yellow, it's dripping down your chin
It's going in your mouth again
I wanna piss on you, I hope you drowned, I hope you do
I wanna piss on you, fill your mouth with super glue
I wanna piss on your mother too
And rape your sister, she is so cool
I wanna piss on you, everyone should be pissed on
I wanna piss on you, I hate you, I wanna piss on you
I wanna shit on you, piss on you and rape you too
I wanna piss on your brother, wanna piss on your father too
I wanna piss on you, wanna piss on you, you, you
I wanna piss on you, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss on you
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