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Ricidulous lyrics!
bainidhe_dub:
dammit! now i have the roly-poly fish heads song AND the i like bumblebee bumblebee tuuuuuuna songs going in my head. at the same time.
but i am going to have to vote for the Detachable Penis song, for sheer surreality, and everything to spew from SOAD. i liked them, then my little sister got ahold of my toxicity cd and played that goddamn song Bounce nonstop for a few months. bouncebouncebouncebounceupdownupdown but just one pogo stick! bleh!
Jump, Bounce, Down, Up
I went out on a date,
With a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
I brought my pogo stick,
Just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
Jump Pogo. Bounce Pogo, Down Pogo, Up Pogo
Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.
Jump Pogo. Bounce Pogo, Down Pogo, Up Pogo
Oh, I like to spread you out,
Touching whoever's behind
Jump Pogo. Bounce Pogo, Down Pogo, Up Pogo
boeuf:
ANYTHING BY MIDGET HANDJOB...
seriously, those guys are messed.
An excerpt:
Tied it all in knots.
A box situation carousel
resting somewhere down inside your colon
not resting so well.
Giraffe skin apolstry
charred black christman tree
slaughtered lambs
jewish hams
and it's a pretty tasty setup.
Got a little grease under your nails
Set out on a pleasure trip
forgot to bring your sails
Stumbled up against a placard
hanging backwards
looks something like a half assed fairy tale
A gravel paths no bubble bath
overblown tide pool film
The scripts been read and sealed in led
and tossed out to the sea
settling on the bottom
looking up
a shark swims by
but leaves no love.
anyways, the whole song is pretty much like that.
yeah...
go Keith Morris.
La Creme:
--- Quote ---kikanjuuneko wrote:
We care a lot about the Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie
We care a lot about Transformers cause there's more than meets the eye
--- Quote ---I actually think this is my favorite couplet in all of music, ever. First encountered on the Grosse Point Blank soundtrack, which also contained Mirror in the Bathroom...
--- End quote ---
--- End quote ---
That is one of the greatest soundtracks of all time.
My ridiculous lyrical fave is by GWAR:
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut
You whore
Why are you my Mom? (repeated)
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
You slut
You whore
Why?
ALSO:
Ottowa Bonesaw by The Sugarplstic
Ottowa Bonesaw
I see Shannon shot from the cannon
Bet she'll land in the folley-folley shade
Her bed is always made
There's a crow in the meadow
And I've cleared my place, so...
Hey Mr. Locks, did you see the man, see the man drown?
Yes I did. Gone down with the boat
Off the Chimminy Rimminy coast, what a shame-oh.
(Black-hearted Dutchmen merrily, merrily.)
I see Brian running from a lion.
If he trips, he will surely, surely wade
Through the dreams that things are made of...
Crow in the kennel
And I cleared my place, so...
Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Saw
Ottowa Bone, Ottawa Bone, Ottowa Saw
Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Saw
Franklin agrees
We're invincible in principled hands.
(Don't be to cock-sure)
Sticks and stones
Weepin' widdle on the griddle of Japan, no, no.
Stake all you can, sing merrily, merrily.
I see China half a mind behind ya'.
One step back and a word is all it takes
To magnify mistakes
There's a crow in my tummy, in my belly,
in its place, so...
Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Saw
Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Saw
Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Bone, Ottowa Saw
Ottowa Bonesaw
-sam:
I'll take the whole Trey Anastasio/Mike Gordon/Jon Fishman/Page McConnell/Tom Marshall catelog for the win please. YEM, Llama, Scent of a Mule, Dog faced Boy, Run like an Antelope, Meatstick, etc. bizarre lyrics thy name is:
-sam
Catculus:
They Might Be Giants Fingertips
Everything is catching
Yes, everything is catching on fire
(Everything's catching on fire)
Everything is catching on fire (everything's catching on fire)
Fingertips
Fingertips
Fingertips
I hear the wind blow
I hear the wind blow
It seems to say, "Hello, Hello,
I'm the one who loves you so."
Hey now everybody now
Hey now everybody
Hey now everybody now
Who's that standing out my window?
I found a new friend
Underneath my pillow
Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Come on and wreck my car (come on)
Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?
Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?
Please pass the milk, please
Please pass the milk, please
Please pass the milk, please
Leave me alone, leave me alone
Who's knocking on the wall?
All alone all alone
All by myself
What's that blue thing doing here?
Something grabbed ahold of my hand
I didn't know what had my hand
But that's when all my troubles began
I don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I just don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I don't understand the things you say
I can't understand a single word
I don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I just don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I cannot understand you (I don't understand you)
I don't understand you (I don't understand you)
I heard a sound, I turned around
I turned around to find the thing
That made the sound
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
The day that love came to play
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
Fingertips
Fingertips
I walk along darkened corridors
And I walk along darkened corridors
I walk along darkened corridors
And I walk along darkened corridors
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