Skyclad - The Sinful Ensemble
I really need to stop listening to quite so much fooking Skyclad. But I can't help myself!
"Ever wonder where the evil dead go?
There's a little place called the 'Nightmare Scenario'
Unliscensed establishment for former world powers,
Where the drinks are cheap, and it's open all hours!
Bonapartes on Brandy, he pours it down his throat,
Hitler sips a Pilsner as a he tells a racist joke,
Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,
Stalin's out the back he's trying to sell a dodgy motor car...
Dear god, above, if you exist
I hope you see the funny side of this
Now, don't get cross, don't bite your nails
Oh, son of man, your mission failed!"