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musicalbacon:
I'm trying to come up with a list of terms that are diagnosing what a band (typically a bad one) sounds like. Much like the medical community, whichever band has this problem first or is most famous for it gets the problem named after them. Here is my list so far:
AC/DC syndrome: all of your music sounds the same
Helmet syndrome: your music sounds generic now becoase of terrible bands copying you when you were origional
Sex Pistols syndrome: you are overated, anything you have done afterwards has been overlooked
Jello Biafra syndrome: you play three one minute songs in an hour set
Mike Patton syndrome: you have been in sixty different bands at one point in your life
Limp Bizkit syndrome: if your new cd paralleled the beatles on inavativness, no one would listen to it becoase your uncool.
Mindless Self Indulgence syndrome: you became popular the second you started sucking, and now men who wear girl pants have your worst songs on thier ipods
have fun coming up with some new ones
KharBevNor:
KoRn syndrome: You can't get over kicking one dead lyrical theme about how unhappy your childhood was, despite being richer than sin. Bloody medical students.
A Perfect Circle Syndrome: You were assembled out of members of good bands, none of whom could then agree on what constituted a good song.
Snow Patrol Syndrome: You are dull people copying (badly) a dull band of dull people badly copying another pretty dull band of dull people who were heavily influenced by the dull music their parents listened to. In short, you are very dull.
Amsterdarn:
Grateful Dead Syndrome: You noodle more than $10 worth of ramen.
Jimi Hendrix Syndrome: You make awesome music, do a lot of drugs, and die at age 27.
Death Cab for Cutie Syndrome: You're pretty good until your frontman becomes a mincing little nancyboy.
John Cage Syndrome: You make interesting, innovate music that is completely unlistenable.
Revenge_Therapist:
Propagahndi Syndrome- Your band cannot tour more than three months at a strecth without a full band fistfight.
Indie Kid Syndorme- renders one with an extreme love of syncronized head bobbing.
mechorg:
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A Perfect Circle Syndrome: You were assembled out of members of good bands, none of whom could then agree on what constituted a good song.
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I think Velvet Revolver and Audioslave have APC Syndrome (though i'm still giving Audioslave a shot).
Weezer Syndrome: You are only able to make good albums every other release.
I had one for ICP but I hate that band so much I'm not even going to justify naming something after them.
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