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musical terms
sp2:
Trent Reznor syndrome: Your vocals lack direction and often sound like a middle-school kid's diary.
La Creme:
Slipknot Syndrome - You try to be GWAR. But you suck SO much...
Bright Eyesitis - You've got a wanker singing crappy lyrics over whiney bitch emo.
Greyboy Allstars Disease - You can't play jazz for no rabbit-ass damn.
Ozzy Syndrome - You break up with your old band (who rock ass) to go be a pansy-ass celebrity.
Offspring/Green Day/Sum 41/Blink 182 Syndrome - You play horrible horrible pop rock and call it punk.
Dr. Didg Disease - You're an instrumental genius. You waste it playing techno and being into new age religion.
Cancer of the ELP after BSS - You're lead singer's voice drops, and you stop taking drugs, and you have no more inspiration, and you just outright lose your talent after your first few Cd's.
Chuck E. Weiss / Cake / The English Beat Syndrome - You make great Cd's, you play horrid shows.
Johnny C:
GWAR syndrome - you're awesome, NEVER STOP
Zappatitis - you have so much music that no human can ever listen to it all
Tupacrettes - your catalogue continues to grow from BEYOND THE GRAVE
Hatebunny:
Nine Inch Nails syndrome - there's a 5 year interval between every full album, and you sound essentially the same as before after the norm has changed.
heretic:
NOFX syndrome- you uncontrollably release every song you've ever recorded (ever hear the surfer e.p.?)
dropkick murphys disease- you sound better when drunk (though you still kick ass sober)
the modest mouse condition- you can't seem to sober for two shows consecutivly
jack johnson's disease- shoes simply wont go on your feet
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