Aha. I live in Gravesend, Kent -The scummy u-bend of England. I mean there is a kind-of scene, in that all the kids who think they're the only people who have ever listened to alternative music cram into an underage pub on a friday nights. But those morons are easy enough to avoid. But it's not like there's anyone I know that I could go "Hey, like the new Arcade Fire/Shins/ Rilo Kiley album?" to.
Maybe I just lead a sheltered life, but i kinda prefer it this way. I can hop on the train to london and go see a band, and all the scene kids are there, but then i go back home and it's nothing but Akon ringtones at 50 paces. I might live in a town of morons, but at least i can listen to music and know that i enjoy it based on my own preferences, rather than worry about whether my tastes are being led by some kind of scene.
Until I turn the internet on, that is.