I punched all the girls in the face on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler.
I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right.
Nope. Never trust a man with women's hips.
There's something really freakish about you, ya know that? In a good way.
She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
I've been shot! I'm bleeding! Somebody touched my ass!
I've decided to give up psychology and become a peacock
JON MADE ME GAY
Everyone uses baggies; that's why we can relate to this crime
I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine."No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."
i'm not paying for your boob jon
I fuck at typos
but you haven't sig quoted me yet kevin
9 inches is pathetic by today's standard
Quote from: Manix on 08 Jul 2007, 09:50I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine."No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."Was it A Day at the Races?
Quote from: Dissy on 10 Jul 2007, 13:01Quote from: Manix on 08 Jul 2007, 09:50I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine."No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."Was it A Day at the Races?Bingo!Here's another:"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came in here? Somebody must have vaccinated you with a phonograph needle."
Quote from: Manix on 10 Jul 2007, 17:38Quote from: Dissy on 10 Jul 2007, 13:01Quote from: Manix on 08 Jul 2007, 09:50I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine."No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."Was it A Day at the Races?Bingo!Here's another:"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came in here? Somebody must have vaccinated you with a phonograph needle."Duck soup?
A: "You can't be in my gang if you don't smoke."B: "I don't want to be in your gang."
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
Trust"A. You don't mean to tell me you're living in povertyB. No, but I'm broke."
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK
Dear God, I hope it's smooth.
I stand by the tl;dr, though. Should seriously probably tighten it up.
I'm 100% sure that it's from Raiders of the Lost Ark
A: He said you were a bumB: Aw, he's being generousA: The most gifted bum he ever trained
all clothes reflect identity constructs, destroy these constructs by shedding your clothes and sending pictures of the process to the e-mail address linked under my avatar
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
With a name like "Cletus" beign used, it has to be The Dukes of Hazzard."I never drink......wine."
You're doin' it wrong.This quote (the one falandrew was answering):Quote from: StaedlerMars on 05 May 2008, 09:00A: He said you were a bumB: Aw, he's being generousA: The most gifted bum he ever trainedis from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Hook!"So we can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because... they wouldn't believe it. "