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Praeserpium Machinarum

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« Reply #200 on: 10 Aug 2005, 11:57 »
Nik & Jay, a pop fenomenon in Denmark, basically they are Chingy clones, taking themselves incredibly seriously and having disillusions of actually being rappers. Song titles include "Can You Hear Her Sing"(their fat girl anthem), "Hot", "Tasty" and last but not least "Pop Pop"
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« Reply #201 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:02 »
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I got some more...

Slipknot, Crazy Town, and Wheatus.


OH WOAH! Hold the FUCK up here! You did NOT mock the allmighty SlipKnot...because if you did I'm going to have to hang you and beat you with a folding chair until candy comes out.
shut up. the only time having 6 or more members was cool, was pg. 99, bad luck 13, and blue oyster cult.

slipknot can die in a plane crash for all i care. there is no excuse for their new album especially. the first album is decent. the whole getup and stage antics are what i find retarded. they need to die. twice.


YOU can die in a plane crash. YOU need to die twice. I love SlipKnot. With all my heart. And the one I have in a jar. As far as I am concerned they are the greatest thing to happen to metal of any kind. They have a distinctive sound, and for that I love them. They actually have original ideas, unlike the repetitive crap the media mass-produces now.
your entire statement is a contradiction. "the one i have in a jar" what? that actually took me a minute to understand, and when i finally got it, i realized why it took me so long, and it's because i don't normally comprehend retardation. slipknot are a complete joke and an abomination to all of metal. they are scum and decietful fucks and their fans are idiots. you are no exception to this rule. get outta here, "maggot". their sound is distinctively terrible, the only thing decent about them is the fact that they have a good drummer (who used to be in a grindcore band, so they got extremely lucky there). the greatest thing to ever happen to metal was iron maiden. they do not have original ideas in the least, and they ARE the media mass-produced shit you claim to hate. they are even mtv accessible right now. go suck on your binky, you crybaby.
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« Reply #202 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:04 »
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It's not her fault. She just discovered Hot Topic and is now trying to be as much a rebel as is possible for a little corporate whore. Sooner or later, she'll realize that her music sucks and start listening to good music and being contentious only when it serves an actual point. Until then, we should probably just roll our eyes and ignore her.

Oh, and hum some Jawbreaker.

You're not punk and I'm telling everyone
Save your breath, I never was one


Thank you for the personal attack. I really fucking appreciate having my stance on music likened to just a weak attempt to rebel. Yay.

Look, I have been in Hot Topic TWICE over a 3 year period. Hot Topic blows. Their stuff is way overpriced. I prefer to buy my stuff at the thrift store because it's cheap and you find really cool stuff there.

I DON'T try to rebel. I don't really try to do anything. I just be myself! Sooner or later you're going to realise that just because I like a certain kind of music doesn't make me any less credible as a person.

The world is going to have different kinds of music. People will like said kinds of music. You, however, seem to fail to realise this. You don't have to be a complete closed-minded asshole all the time.

And yestreday I was just a little...hyped up, I guess. I'm sorry for yelling at various people and just generally being a dick.
shopping at thrift stores IS a rebellion, YOU FUCKING DOLT. that's about the only "rebellious" thing you do, and it's because it's the cool thing to claim. you are a goddamn joke.
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« Reply #203 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:04 »
There you have it.  Slipknot aren't nu-metal.  They're Tardcore.

Or is Tardcore "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld"?
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« Reply #204 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:06 »
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There you have it.  Slipknot aren't nu-metal.  They're Tardcore.

Or is Tardcore "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld"?
the lords of the underworld are more talented than slipknot.
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« Reply #205 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:12 »
MODS, PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD! this is disgusting and embarrassing. leave the poor kid alone.

shopping at thrift stores is a rebellion? against whom exactly? coporate clothing shops? i'm sure that hurts them terribly. let the kid shop where they want and get off your high horse.
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« Reply #206 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:13 »
I'm just trying to genrefy them.

I really like the term "Tardcore."
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« Reply #207 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:15 »
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God, don't be a cock, billy. We finished this already, you don't need to continue it and make it worse! Locking this would be appreciated, but let's see if billy could apologize first. Then lock it.
fuck apologizing. i meant what i said, and i'm not taking it back. lock this.
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« Reply #208 on: 10 Aug 2005, 13:33 »
i did it just in case someone posted after him, before me or while he was posting.
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« Reply #209 on: 10 Aug 2005, 14:06 »
I disagree, but I appreciate your candor.

Also, "shopping in thrift stores is rebellion", whaa?
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« Reply #210 on: 10 Aug 2005, 14:07 »
Dude, no need to be an ass about it.

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« Reply #211 on: 10 Aug 2005, 14:53 »
"Look mum, I'm arguing on the internet!"
"I'm so proud of you, son! If only your grand parents were still alive to see this!"

Actually, couldn't we just delete the whole part where the thread got ugly and leave it open for rants about bands that annoy us? (Rants preferrably delivered in an entertaining manner)

Also, in a desperate attempt to get on-topic again: On behalf of all Germany, I would like to apologize for Scooter and Rammstein. We are sorry, this won't happen again. We are looking into ways to make them shut up, but it ain't easy.
Seriously, both of these bands are stupid, and even worse is that they apparently represent German music on an international level. You know, we also have good bands without retarded lyrics.
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« Reply #212 on: 10 Aug 2005, 15:01 »
Spiff: Apology accepted. Now just apologize for post-Cold War Eastern German art and we'll all be square.

I think musical apologies need a topic of their own.
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« Reply #213 on: 10 Aug 2005, 15:02 »
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"Look mum, I'm arguing on the internet!"
"I'm so proud of you, son! If only your grand parents were still alive to see this!"

Actually, couldn't we just delete the whole part where the thread got ugly and leave it open for rants about bands that annoy us? (Rants preferrably delivered in an entertaining manner)

Also, in a desperate attempt to get on-topic again: On behalf of all Germany, I would like to apologize for Scooter and Rammstein. We are sorry, this won't happen again. We are looking into ways to make them shut up, but it ain't easy.
Seriously, both of these bands are stupid, and even worse is that they apparently represent German music on an international level. You know, we also have good bands without retarded lyrics.
hahahah my friends make fun of rammstein so badly.
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« Reply #214 on: 10 Aug 2005, 15:17 »
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Spiff: Apology accepted. Now just apologize for post-Cold War Eastern German art and we'll all be square.

Urgh. Leipziger Schule ... I hate those guys. Yes, I also apologize for them and hope they get high on paint thinners and, thinking they can fly, jump out of a window.
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« Reply #215 on: 10 Aug 2005, 15:22 »
Heh, yeah. Rammstein sucks.
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« Reply #216 on: 11 Aug 2005, 11:51 »
OMLET DU FROMAGE

OMLET DU FROMAGE
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« Reply #217 on: 11 Aug 2005, 12:40 »
oh Du Hast justifies Rammstein's existance just by that intro, pure guava that one..
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« Reply #218 on: 11 Aug 2005, 14:07 »
No, no, Rammstein justifies their existence with their insane live show, and lots of fun industrial rock tunes. They're one of the few bands I have consistantly enjoyed since getting in to music, and I won't have you bash 'em, ya hear?

I mean, come on, listen to 'Adios' and tell me they're a bad band. That solo is pure class.
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« Reply #219 on: 11 Aug 2005, 14:10 »
Dude was an olympic swimmer, too.
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« Reply #220 on: 11 Aug 2005, 14:11 »
And he straps flamethrowers to his arms and sets fire to other members of his band.

Such activities are only to be applauded.
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« Reply #221 on: 11 Aug 2005, 16:17 »
Back to the main purpose of this thread:

There's a white climber rapper who goes by the moniker "O-Dub" (which is slang, I guess of O/W or "off-width" which is a climber term for large-crack you can't handjam in).  He mainly climber-izes top-40 rap songs, such as "I've got 99 problems (But this pitch ain't one)."  He is a dedicated traddie and most of original lyrics are pathetic attacks on sport climbing and bouldering.

I know there are some climbers here, so I figured some of you might appreciate.
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