Topic: Apologize for your country (Read 32286 times)

loyalpeon · « **Reply #50 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 07:38 »

I hereby formaly apologise for The Cheeky Girls and Ozone and any future shit romanian music that will somehow manage to escape the despotic emigration controls imposed by my cousin and his friends at the border controls. Having said that, WE don't even listen to that shit in Romania, so i donno how anybody else managed to... still... I apologise.

Aphi · « **Reply #51 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 07:41 »

Quote from: heretic

man, aph, and i thought you were cool

=cries= And your approval means everything to me.

Sydney · « **Reply #52 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 07:45 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

Everyone hates chavs*. It unites our nation. One day, I think we're all going to rise up and just drive them into the sea. Then we shall never speak of them again.

Wooh yeah \o/
I apologise, on behalf of Earth, for Jamster and all the other ring tone companys. If aliens are watching us, they must have a very low opinion of us.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #53 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 08:02 »

I apologise for Aqua, however I will not apologise for Lene Nystrøm(the singer), she's norwegian, let them deal with it.
I might as well make a list:
Lars Ullrich(drummer in Metallica)
Michael Learns to Rock
Nice Little Penguins
Brother+Sister
Cartoons
Toybox
Daze
DJ Alligator
Safri Duo
Laid Back
Crispy
King Diamond
Mike Tramp(the singer from White Lion)
Remee, Cutfather and Joe, Soulshock and Karlin

there is probably more..

Aphi · « **Reply #54 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 08:11 »

Oh, and I apologize for the Trews. Gods, they annoy me to no end.

Yes, it's true--they live in the falls now.

SpacemanSpiff · « **Reply #55 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 08:31 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

What the hell are you complaining about!? You want to apologise for Cryptic Wintermoon, E Nomine, Subway to Sally and :wumpscut: as well? I mean come on man! I've heard German commercial rap! And you're sitting here apologising for some of your nations most awesome musical exports?

I didn't think commercial German rap gets exported so I figured I wouldn't have to apologize for that as wel. But apparently it does. I'm sorry.

Also, yeah, thanks for naming those bands. Especially E Nomine and Subway to Sally (along with Schandmaul and In Extremo) will be added to my list. I'm sorry for those bands.

And, I hate to tell you this, but the Crazy Frog is actually of German origin, as Jamster is just a spin-off of a German company called Jamba. I would like to apologize for them but my English fails me there.

Quote from: StarlightRecycler

New Zealand is too small for its music to impact on any other country... Even good music.

Well, I have heard of The D4 and they're pretty okay.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #56 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 10:16 »

Quote from: ironoxide887

I apologise for new Greenday and Dashboard Confessional.

Why apologise for a pair of awesome bands?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #57 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 10:19 »

Quote from: Inlander

Pfft, T.I.S.M. did it better and first...er with "All Homeboys are Dickheads."

According to our best research, T.I.S.M. did almost everything first and better.

marenpoop · « **Reply #58 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 11:10 »

If i lived in germany, i wouldn't apologize for hasselhoff. how awesome is he?!

i guess i would apologize for toby keith.

Shellhead · « **Reply #59 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 11:21 »

Lol. Each time there is a music discussion about the worst bands or the best bands, there is always a massive arguement between the forum users. Everyone should just give up and realize that punk and emo-core music is not that great.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #60 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 11:32 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

King Diamond

ALL OF YOU. STOP APOLOGISING FOR THE AWESOME.

silver_whisper · « **Reply #61 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 11:34 »

Quote from: Shellhead

Everyone should just give up and realize that punk and emo-core music is not that great.

Says you. *huff*

I apologize for Simple Plan. Whining is not music.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #62 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 11:36 »

But falsettos and galloping power chords so are.

Which is why Kind Diamond is THE KING.

@SpacemanSpiff: Do you just hate music or something?

nickb285 · « **Reply #63 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 11:47 »

I apologize for Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Christina Aguilera, and every other pop diva in existence. Also for the era of "boy bands", which have now been replaced by shitty emo and pop-punk bands, for which I also apologize. And on the subject of Canada...

Quote from: Mitch Clem

To further prove my point that Canadians hate rock and roll, here's a brief list of just a few bands/artists from Canada:
Celine Dionne
Shania Twain
Nelly Furtado
The Moffatts
The Barenaked Ladies
Bryan Adams
Sum 41
Paul Schaefer
And, in contrast, here's a small list of bands from America:
Jawbreaker
OH CRAP, AMERICA WINS.

silver_whisper · « **Reply #64 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 12:22 »

Mandy Moore has an incredible voice. I don't really dig on bubblegum pop, but holy hell, can that girl sing.

Johnny C · « **Reply #65 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 12:41 »

Quote from: Mitch Clem

Jawbreaker
OH CRAP, AMERICA WINS.

Canada:
D.O.A.
OH CRAP, CANADA WINS.

SpacemanSpiff · « **Reply #66 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 13:06 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

@SpacemanSpiff: Do you just hate music or something?

Given what I listen to, the answer might very well be "yes". But seriously, I just don't like most metal / goth stuff. Could be connected to the fact that most people I know who are into that music are total idiots who take themselves way too seriously while actually having no idea about this music at all (If you ask me, if you say you're into black and death metal and you've never heard of Burzum or Emperor, there is something wrong with you). Sort of the opposite of you, I guess.

But Germany has produced quite a few good bands. AcMe, Systral, Mörser, Japanische Kampfhörspiele, Angstzustand, Turbostaat, Oma Hans, One Man And His Droid, A Case Of Grenada, Kurt, Tomte and several good hip hop acts as well. It's just that they're not very famous. In Germany or anywhere else.

MilkmanDan · « **Reply #67 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 13:25 »

Quote from: rawrXskittles

I apologise for rap, hip-hop, pop-punk, and bubblegum rock.

And OH GOD I AM SORRY FOR COUNTRY!

Jesus Christ, you need to start apologising for yourself. You can't apologise for an entire genre, dumbass. Not even if it's a really shitty and small one like Screamo or some shit. Listen to Country and some Hip-Hop and maybe one day you'll be an interesting person. Get a Lefty Frizzell album and Enter the 36 Chambers.

Oh, and Radiowar, I'm not sure I can forgive you for that remix. I had to listen to The Infamous quite a few times to pretend it never happened.

Hatebunny · « **Reply #68 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 16:10 »

Quote from: rawrXskittles

Quote from: ironoxide887
I apologise for new Greenday and Dashboard Confessional.

Why apologise for a pair of awesome bands?

Because your opinion of what is awesome clearly differs from the majority here.

Edit: I'll apologise for Metric, but only because their songs stick in your head SO much that you're sick of them in a week... Metric is kickin' though.

sp2 · « **Reply #69 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 16:22 »

Quote from: Johnny C

Quote from: Mitch Clem
Jawbreaker
OH CRAP, AMERICA WINS.

Canada:
D.O.A.
OH CRAP, CANADA WINS.

USA:
Blink 182

Canada:
Sum41

OH CRAP, GUAM WINS.

Aphi · « **Reply #70 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 16:24 »

Quote

I'll apologise for Metric, but only because their songs stick in your head SO much that you're sick of them in a week... Metric is kickin' though.

I almost missed that bit.

You TOTALLY just saved yourself from being virtu-shrieked at by a random girl..like moi.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #71 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 16:41 »

I'm apologising for america killing punk.

and for that whole grunge mess.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #72 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 18:33 »

MilkmanDan, plenty of people are apologising for entire genres here. Pay attention...

I'm sorry for Deerhoof, but only because of the "It's A Small World Factor" which firmly lodges such cute and awesome songs firmly into your brain and they never leave.

I am also sorry for America killing punk. Everybody should be.

Cassie · « **Reply #73 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 18:50 »

I forgot to apologise for:
Jet.

Johnny C · « **Reply #74 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 19:49 »

Quote from: sp2

OH CRAP, GUAM WINS.

I was going to say "Tibet wins." Actually, I like both bands you used as examples.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #75 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 19:58 »

Quote from: Awkward Silence

I apologize for Cobain not shooting his face off sooner.

Actually, you should be apoligising for him doing it when he did. If he'd waited for, say, six years, Nirvana would be mainly forgotten and his suicide would have been as much remarked as Layne Staley's. Instead, deification of a man who hated being famous. You stupid little gits.

sp2 · « **Reply #76 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 21:08 »

Quote from: Johnny C

Actually, I like both bands you used as examples.

I'm sorry. There's still time for you to grow out of that, though.

daysweregolden · « **Reply #77 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 21:18 »

Quote from: sp2

I would like to apologize for Shellhead being a fucking retard.

yeah what the fucks up with that guy!! haha

I'd like to apologize for Jet and the vines.

daysweregolden · « **Reply #78 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 21:20 »

Quote from: sp2

I would like to apologize for Shellhead being a fucking retard.

yeah what the fucks up with that guy!! haha

I'd like to apologize for Jet and the vines.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #79 on:** 11 Aug 2005, 21:55 »

I apologise for Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. They just make everyone elses heavy metal bands look so bad.

Wulfen · « **Reply #80 on:** 12 Aug 2005, 04:26 »

Quote from: daysweregolden

I'd like to apologize for Jet and the vines.

Jet aint that bad. At least, not live. I saw them at the 'gong at they were pretty good.

yipjumpmusic · « **Reply #81 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 15:29 »

*throws dubious look*

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #82 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 16:23 »

Quote from: Freshlysqueezedcynic

Isn't it Sweden who should apologise for the frog? As far as I can tell, the voice came from some Swedish bloke.

Indeed, as someone from Sweden, I apologize for whatever part of the frog we are responsible for.

I also apologize for Max Martin, who has probably written and produced every pop song you've been annoyed at, ever.

Kai · « **Reply #83 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 17:26 »

Quote from: Trollstormur

I'm apologising for america killing punk.

We're talking post Dead Kennedys, right? cause.. after that American punk reached it's climax and there was noplace really left to go but down.

Also: I, as a former resident of Colorado, apologize for our state releasing this: ( www.purevolume.com/Texasisonfire ). Seriously, I know those kids, and they need to STOP.

As a now resident of Kansas, I would like to apologize for the Get-Up Kids.

ielerol · « **Reply #84 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 17:55 »

Quote from: Micolithe

At least we still have Springsteen and... fuck, we don't have anyone else that's good, I say. Then I go to a diner and drown my sorrows in a grilled cheese sandwich.

But...but...Ted Leo is from New Jersey! You're not about to apologize for Ted Leo, are you? Ted Leo http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=257&totalRows_Recordset2=286">rocks my face!

I hate to claim any sort of affiliation with Simple Plan, but I apologize for them. I am so so sorry. I'm sorry I ever learned of their existence. It happened less than two years ago, and it was entirely as a result of my own curiosity. And I am sorry.

Kai · « **Reply #85 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 18:34 »

Quote from: ielerol

But...but...Ted Leo is from New Jersey! You're not about to apologize for Ted Leo, are you? Ted Leo http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=257&totalRows_Recordset2=286">rocks my face!

The one thing New Jersey did RIGHT.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #86 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 18:58 »

When he says 'killing punk' I think he's more thinking of GOOD CHARLOTTE MORE LIEK BAD CHARLOTTE AMIRITE!?

Also, lets be honest here. The Dead Kennedies were good, but seriously. Anti-Nowhere League, Cock Sparrer, UK Subs, The Damned, X-Ray Spex...the incandescent punk torch we gave you guys was pretty much returned sodden, blackened and smelling of teenaged piss. Not even The Dead Kennedies and Black Flag could do anything about it.

Oh, and Straight-Edge? WHAT THE HELL? Yeah, great idea America "Hmmm...punk...that's a bit subversive...sex and drugs and rock and roll...I KNOW! Let's remove the sex and drugs, but what to replace them with...Ah, of course, mindless violence!".

Yeah, great going.

Kai · « **Reply #87 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 19:02 »

Weren't all those bands British though? I'm speaking AMERICAN punk. woo!

"So Fuckin' What?!"

KharBevNor · « **Reply #88 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 19:19 »

That's what I mean. The list of decent American bands that I'd count as actually punk can be enumerated on two hands maximum. We basically got bored of punk by about '81. Pretty much all our punks either got arrested for football hooliganism, overdosed, formed goth rock bands or just got lost on the way to the bathroom, which left you guys with pretty much free reign to RAPE the genre, first by inventing straight-edge and all that associated crappy hardcore, then finishing it off with the double-whammy of pop punk.

Sythe · « **Reply #89 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 19:33 »

I hereby apologize for the city of Springfield and Shadows Fall.

Super Dave · « **Reply #90 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 19:54 »

I apologise For Alanis Morisette

Also, Underachiever, which none of you have heard, thankfully.

ForteBass · « **Reply #91 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 20:11 »

Quote from: SpacemanSpiff

And let me add:
Yes, we do actually have good bands! Like .. um ... uh. Blind Guardian?

Now really. That's one you should be apologizing for.

Super Dave · « **Reply #92 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 20:14 »

^^^^^
HOW DARE YOU!

I challenge you to a duel!

ForteBass · « **Reply #93 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 20:52 »

An intarwebs duel? Ok. I win! You want a rematch? I win again!

But seriously, just to contribute to this here thread, I apologize immensely for Matchbook Romance.

Johnny C · « **Reply #94 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 23:10 »

Quote from: Kai

ew

HEY ASSHOLES

WE HAD THAT NAME FIRST

AND WE HAVE BETTER MUSIC TOO

JERKS

I apologize for Into Eternity, also. God, I'm so sorry.

ForteBass · « **Reply #95 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 23:23 »

Oh, and just in case this band ever makes it big, I sincerely apologize for unleashing This crap onto the rest of the world. They aren't my fault. I tried to discourage them.

Se7en · « **Reply #96 on:** 14 Aug 2005, 08:20 »

I apologise for the spice girls. I mean im REALLY sorry.

Also, i cant apologise enough for coldplay.

I'm not apologising for goldie looking chain, they rock. For gods sake, they even had a vauxhall chaviler painted in burberry! Get a sense of humour people.

Hatebunny · « **Reply #97 on:** 14 Aug 2005, 09:54 »

don't apologise for alanis morisette. She's one of the only female singer-songwriters out there who has any credibility lately...in the mainstream, that is.

Also: don't apologise for the spice girls. There's nothing wrong with hot british chicks singing songs aimed at 12 year old girls. If you must apologise, apologise for the fact that anyone older than 12 years old liked them enough for them to be played on the radio all the time.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #98 on:** 14 Aug 2005, 11:30 »

Sorry.

Did you just call the spice girls 'hot'?

I'm checking in case I've suddenly lost the ability to read.

shrimp · « **Reply #99 on:** 14 Aug 2005, 16:43 »

Being from Ireland, I apologise for Boyzone, Westlife and B*witched, Being from Northern Ireland I apologise for Ash.

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Author Topic: Apologize for your country (Read 32286 times)

Aphi

Sydney

Praeserpium Machinarum

Aphi

SpacemanSpiff

marenpoop

Shellhead

silver_whisper

nickb285

silver_whisper

SpacemanSpiff

MilkmanDan

Hatebunny

sp2

Aphi

Cassie

sp2

daysweregolden

daysweregolden

Wulfen

yipjumpmusic

kikanjuuneko

ielerol

Super Dave

Super Dave

Se7en

Hatebunny

shrimp