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[La Creme]

Ok, this game has incredibly simple rules. A person posts the name of a fictional band or song that has a stereotypical enough ring to it that it can be classified as a given (or several given) type(s) of music. The next person to post makes up what genre the band or song would be, then they post a made up band or song name. And for wang's sake, be creative.


Song: "Bitchslapped In Bethlahem"

[La Creme]

Melancholycore

Band: Pegleg Scooties and the Butt Buccaneers!


(with the exlamation mark.)

[sp2]

Ska

Band: This Infernal Machine

[La Creme]

Techno-Speed-Metal... and all their songs are from the perspective of a mad scientist named Dr. Pea H. Dee. The guitar player is named Jekyll. And the drummer is named Robotron 304. The bass player, who is nameless, sort of just hovers and lurks at the back of the stage at their live shows and occasionally throws a flask full of chloric acid into the audience.

@Awkward Silence: Soulpunk

The Deep Dark Secret Behind Freedman's Quirks And Oddities

[spizzletrunk]

Sarcastic math rock

Inability to Receive Satellite Transmissions: Mayday!!

[La Creme]

A Space-Rock band that plays full CD-spanning versions of DEVO songs.

Song: The Sun Has Set Through The Stone Pillars Of Troy

[sp2]

Post-Dramacore.  Think Trail of Dead, if the band read too much Homer.

Song Title:  Syphilis (Thanks for Sharing)

[Schmendrick]

grindcore or some form of swedish death metal


band : epilepdic bunnies

[sp2]

Hardcore dance

Song title:  Scientological Warfare

[KharBevNor]

regressive metal. It's like prog metal, only they mainly play sticks, stones and bits of animal gut.

Song: The Demonic Chattering and Shuffling of the Somnambulent Secret Agents of the Mole People

[heretic]

Ironic Classic Metal: think Tenacious D but More so.

Band: Jonny King and the Bubble Pigs

[My Aim Is True]

old school, big butt obessed rap.


band: There Is Something In My Eye

[Praeserpium Machinarum]

lo-fi indie pop, the gimmick is that they play live with one eye closed.

Band: Dee Dee and the Dadas.

[Merkava]

60's pop revival, in acapella form.

Band: Bats With Guns and the Underlying Principle of Cheese

[Everest]

Edit: crap, Merkava replied before me...

[spizzletrunk]

EDIT: Bah, someone beat me to it.

[Saturday]

some obscure retro-bizarre band that use strange instrumentation and lot of brasses.

The Sanitary Rifle.

[Shellhead]

Indie-hardcore with a slight obsession for cleanliness.

Band: Full Throttle Aristotle

[KharBevNor]

A mixture of post-hardcore and technical metal known as 'sciencecore'. Guitars are tuned to the pitches of distant pulsars, and all lyrics are rigorously forced to obey the third law of thermodynamics.

Song: "ARGGHLFLAARGHL"

[Everest]

Scandinavian monster-metal "sung" by a moose.

Band: Real Men Don't Wear Bras.

[La Creme]

Satirical Shock-Punk. Performed by 5 transvestite men from Silverlake (vocals, guitars, bass, drums, and furniture).

@Everest: You win the creative award and I love you.

Band: Eht Elbuort Dnab

[sp2]

They Might Be Giants knockoff.  They put satanic messages in their songs backwards.  Like "Eat your vegetables" and "put your parents in a classy nursing home."

Song: Wheat, Barley, and Rye (Hey!)

[La Creme]

A baroque-style slow indy song that picks up about 1/3 of the way through to become an upbeat Irish dance peice. All the lyrics are about the process of making a loaf of bread, from the harvest to the mulching of grains to the manufacturing to a happy old Irish woman picking up the loaf of bread at her favorite local bakery.

Band: Chub-Nub-Jaajo and the Sub-Arachnoid Princes Of The Dark Elves' Lands

[sp2]

Tribal fantasy metal.  Three frontmen, and they all speak nothing but Swahili, but they sing all their lyrics in Elvish.  The rest of the band grew up together in Cleveland.  The band itself claims its main influences to be Opeth, Dungeons and Dragons Edition 2, and anime, which they claim is a "very deep and important medium to express deep ideas and philosophies about deep things like dragons and mechas and stuff."  The three frontmen don't have any comment but they do have cool-ass spears.  Apparently their first album is a concept-driven album about betrayal at the hands of D&D Ed. 3.

Band: Horn Section and Shit

[Trollstormur]

Song: Plus-two Sword

[Kai]

EDIT: @sp2: a band that plays old Yes and Genesis songs entirely with a horn section and nothing else.


Nerdy kids who write songs about crank calls and space ghost references between dnd sessions and games of Magic: The Gathering


Band: If I only lived in Seattle...

[Merkava]

Pearl Jam fans who do, in fact, live in Seattle, but you couldn't get those stoners to figure that out. You think it's irony, but...it's not.

Song: Leggo my Goobacks, Jefferson!

[Trollstormur]

Song: all dick nixons are presidents, but not all presidents are dick nixon

[KharBevNor]

@ Merkava: solo free jazz

@Trollstormur: Illogical Rock. Music designed on the principle that if x=y and y=x then you should take some more drugs.

Band: Kevin and the Opportune Sneezes

[Cassie]

soulbilly - rednecks finally reach the 70s...

song: You wanted the dog, I wanted the cat, we both wanted the goldfish.

[La Creme]

A roots blues song performed by a band called Heavy Petting Zoo, who have all been arrested for beastiality at least 5 times.

Song: Hoe-up

[sp2]

Amish hip-hop.

Band: The Trashed Hotels

[Everest]

Angry hardcore by former managers of hotels frequently visited by reckless hardrock stars. Never took off their manager suits. Their debut "Revenge Of The Trashed Hotels" with indie hit "Our Turn" was so successful they could afford to trash hardrock stars' houses just for fun. Ozzy never noticed any of it.

Band: Leprechaun Milkwave.

[KharBevNor]

Celtic Cooking Rock. They've become infamous for their stage show in which line-dancers ceilidh whilst flipping pancakes.

Song: Avast thar! Penguins off the Port Bow!

[BillyxRansom]

Hardcore dance

Song title:  Scientological Warfare

I AM STEALING THIS! diysduoivuysdvgtsdv. so awesome hahahah.

[Merkava]

Pretentious new wave revival played by mental hospital patients who have the hots for Star Trek

Song: Grandma ate my dog!

[Merkava]

@AS: no, I didn't get the reference, unfortunately.

[heretic]

ahhhhhhhh!!!!! why do you hate my brain!?

[sp2]

Pretentious new wave revival played by mental hospital patients who have the hots for Star Trek

Song: Grandma ate my dog!

Geriatriskacore.

Band: Reinhold Messner's Frostbitten Toes

[Hatebunny]

Band: Reinhold Messner's Frostbitten Toes

Elastic Band orchestra accompanied by ethnic wind instruments, but played in a  blue-grass style.  Folky, Etherial, but utterly ridiculous.

Song: Blackened sugar to go with my snow white coffee. <--this is mine! copyright etc!

[My Aim Is True]

"Blackened sugar to go with my snow white coffee." is Dece,berists style indie-pop song about baristas who are annoted with their dyslexic customers who cannot order correctly.


Band: This Way No That Way

[ASturge]

Experimental Post Hardcore

Free Love is Too Expensive

[La Creme]

Since it sounds like a song, I think it would be a highly depressing blues song featuring just singing and harmonica that's all mournful and shit. All about love and loss etc.

Band: The Last of the Land

[Hatebunny]

Evangelical rock opera!
with songs like 'We built this church on the bones of the sinners!' and 'blood is the mortar for the stones of this sanctuary!' ...and every song title would be a full sentence that ends in an exclamation mark, cause that's just what you do.

BAND:
"Christmas? More like Bitchmas! Am I right?"

[La Creme]

A farce-y speed metal band that consists of four guitarists and a drummer who record really bloody fast versions of christmas carols and then play them backwards and rap about how much they hate the holiday season over it. They are most famous for "Jingle My Bells, I'm Full Of Eggnog" and "Jesus Was Actually Born In August, So That's When I'll Pretend To Give Two Tugs Of A Dead Dog's Cock About The Spirit Of Giving".

Band: The Eye In God's Mote

[Kai]

*EDIT* Dammit! Someone beat me to it, one second!

A spoken word band where every song is basically that drum "buh dum Ch" noise repeated while they yell cheesy lines from comedy routines.


*buh dum ch buh dum ch buh dum ch buh dum ch*...
HOW ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT STUFF
*Buh dum ch*
End track.

The Eye in God's Mote:
a group of four ex-mormons who formed an expiramental thrash goth metal band, and write songs about how much Jehovah's Witnesses suck and how Canadians are going to hell. Because I said so.


Band: The battlewounds of Forznath's great full scale empire Meet the Supremes!

[Trollstormur]

Aretha Franklin's side-project from BEYOND THE GRAAAAVE with Horgh and Satyr. Forgotten in two weeks.


Band: Teh LOLS

[Sythe]

Horrible pop-punk with lyrics that make as much sense as a toaster singing soprano.

Song: Wang-fu for you!

[La Creme]

A soong by a Japa-Ska band called Hep Hep Tycho Ska Gabe Pickitup that uses only lines from Penny Arcade as their lyrics, with the occasional Ctrl+Alt+Del bonus track. Horrible english makes them a great gimmick to play for friends and family too.

Band: The Existence of Proof is Proof of Existence


*EDIT* PS. The Eye in God's Mote was a play on words with The Mote In God's Eye which is a kickass scifi book. Nobody played off of it. I am literature-ly hurt.

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*EDIT* PS. The Eye in God's Mote was a play on words with The Mote In God's Eye which is a kickass scifi book. Nobody played off of it. I am literature-ly hurt.

Read it.  Less kickass than you portray though.  Now Dhalgren, now that's an awesome sci-fi book.

Regardless, the title of that book was taken from a bible passage.


Anyways, Existence of Proof is a Dutch post-mathcore band that writes hectic songs about love, society, and scientific theory.  Their one song, "Darwin's Beard (Turns Me On, Turns Me On)" is pretty classic.


Song:  "Take Two Aspirations and Call Me In The Morning"