Shirt Up!
A Novel By QHD
It was autumn and, as usual, the children had vacated the fields of summer for the angular playgrounds of the city. Michelle noted with a quiet sadness that even among the podgy young toddlers, obesity was ostricised. With a reluctant sigh, she left the shelter of the store to speak with Jared, who worked at the record store just across the road from her own place of employment, Ladyfriends, a trendy new lesbian bar that had made the managerial mistake of opening at 10 in the morning. Still, mused Michelle, at least the pay was good and there weren't so many lesbians. Michelle was straight, or thought she was, for what little good it did her. Despite her ample bosoms and curves, her taste for often politically incorrect t-shirts and her awkwardness around the opposite sex had left her with only her teddy for company ever since she left college... etc etc
in the end it turns out she's a lesbian!!
