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Johnny C

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« on: 13 Sep 2005, 22:06 »
At the behest of ForteBass, this is about music you listen to (or would listen to) whilst doing one of the three things humans basically need to do to survive, the other two being "sleeping" and "putting food in."

I'd frankly probably listen to Good Charlotte, if only to speed myself the hell up.
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« Reply #1 on: 13 Sep 2005, 22:21 »
GWAR all the fucking way.

Or I'll blast LTE's 'Chewbacca' from my room.
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« Reply #2 on: 13 Sep 2005, 22:25 »
Duh.  The Brown Album, obviously!
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« Reply #3 on: 13 Sep 2005, 23:12 »
Heh.  I myself like to play the Prince/David Bowie rendition of "Under Pressure".
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« Reply #4 on: 14 Sep 2005, 00:27 »
Belle and Sebastian.

It makes the entire affair seem tragic and heroic at the same time. It's like turning your bodily functions into a scene from a independent movie where the bathroom is really a metaphor for the state of the protaganist's life.
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« Reply #5 on: 14 Sep 2005, 01:10 »
I hum MxPx's Chick Magnet when I can't make.

Do do do dum dum do do do dum dum.
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« Reply #6 on: 14 Sep 2005, 02:35 »
Interpol.

It's purely by coincidence.

The steepness of my street requires that i listen to something to get my mind of the grueling labour. This is more often than not, Interpol. Now, as soon as I'm in my house, i need to go to the toilet and just what so happens to be playing at the same time? Interpol.
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« Reply #7 on: 14 Sep 2005, 05:38 »
Anything from Metallica's St. Anger. Because if there's going to be putting up with that much shit, then I'm going to be the one making it.
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« Reply #8 on: 14 Sep 2005, 05:38 »
I had to leave this thread to go poop, as I felt rumblings the instant I clicked to open it!

If I were constipated, I think the best thing to loosen my bowels would be to have Jucifer performing live, in my bathroom.
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Praeserpium Machinarum

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« Reply #9 on: 14 Sep 2005, 08:38 »
My own singing, no kidding I sing in the shower and on the potty, it seems to provoke the intented reaction so ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 14 Sep 2005, 08:54 »
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My own singing, no kidding I sing in the shower and on the potty, it seems to provoke the intented reaction so ;)


Then the question becomes: What do you sing to yourself while going to the bathroom?
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« Reply #11 on: 14 Sep 2005, 08:59 »
So wait....

You're asking what I shit too?
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« Reply #12 on: 14 Sep 2005, 10:06 »
That's right. What sounds help loosen your bowels.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 Sep 2005, 10:09 »
The Lucksmiths :P
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« Reply #14 on: 14 Sep 2005, 11:07 »
Coldplay makes me want to squeeze out a big loaf, wrap it up, and sell it to the masses.

Because, you know, if they can do it, so can I.
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« Reply #15 on: 14 Sep 2005, 11:20 »
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Then the question becomes: What do you sing to yourself while going to the bathroom?


namely odd bits of songs I can remember, I sometimes sing Naked As We Came by Iron and Wine, not that he's shit or anything. I also try to growl sometimes, or mangled shrieks and screams. Usually in my extremely thin falsetto.
I am a bit odd ;)
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« Reply #16 on: 14 Sep 2005, 16:16 »
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I also try to growl sometimes, or mangled shrieks and screams. Usually in my extremely thin falsetto.


I really hope you live alone. That might be a bit too much for any family member, roommate or whatever to take.
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« Reply #17 on: 14 Sep 2005, 18:55 »
Poopship Destroyer

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It's best to go for the live version if you're in for the long haul.
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« Reply #18 on: 15 Sep 2005, 12:52 »
sjbort - nope, but it's only occasionally and my family are used to my antics ;)
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« Reply #19 on: 15 Sep 2005, 13:44 »
The Descending Testicles - Take a Shit on the Fascist Regime
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« Reply #20 on: 15 Sep 2005, 17:43 »
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Coldplay makes me want to squeeze out a big loaf, wrap it up, and sell it to the masses.

Because, you know, if they can do it, so can I.


I knew this was coming, but I still laughed.  Also, it helps to look like Chris Martin when you're peddling human feces, especially with tweeners.  Or so I hear.
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« Reply #21 on: 15 Sep 2005, 17:47 »
Knights in White Satin - The Moody Blues
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