Could it be that...what...I...I...listen to things that aren't scandinavian metal?
NO!
Could it be that I value a diverse and...NO...not an interesting musical taste? Why on earth should a musical taste be interesting? I mean, good grief no, one should definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, stick to the pitchfork flavour of the month, and never explore things like, say folk, world, drone, metal, dance, rap, punk, jazz, prog, classic rock, country, industrial, classical and all those other niggling little genres! I mean, were people to shop around the almost infinitely variegated entirety of music there's a possibility they might find that they don't really like The Flaming Lips that much, but instead prefer, I dunno, Django Reinhardt, or Cypress Hill, or Throbbing Gristle, or Stiff Little Fingers or....GODS! They could like almost anything! BUT NO-ONE WOULD THINK THEIR MUSICAL TASTE WAS COOL AT ALL AND THEY WOULDN'T GET TO GO TO THE GOOD SHOWS AND NOD THEIR HEADS!!!!
TRAGEDY AND CALAMITY.