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Cpt.Fantastic

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« on: 10 Oct 2005, 10:16 »
Yeah...

At the moment, we are called The Orgasmic Hellos, current favourite is for replacementism is Broken Verb.

We're an indie rockish band and the name needs to 'make you smile', or so Fabio says...

Any better ideas?
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« Reply #1 on: 10 Oct 2005, 10:57 »
Mother Trucker

Your mascot is a nun in a trucker cap and boots.

This is a final decision.
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Praeserpium Machinarum

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« Reply #2 on: 10 Oct 2005, 10:59 »
'Make You Smile'
Natural Born Unicorns
Hell Hath No Fury
Ace of Hertz
Good Grief
Minsk(not only a capital but also a character in BG, run Boo run!)
Mechanical Monkey(s)
Hobocop
Mame
The Ponys of the Pony Express(misspelled since you are a special kind of ponys)
All Death Metal, All the Time

ripoffs and terrible ones:
How to Kill an Arab(controversy!)
Sueisfine(perferably pronounced suicide)
Heartrock
The World Serpents
Chrome
Grim Fandango(alternatively Ominous Boogie)
The Kneecaps
The Sons of Mens

okay I'll stop now
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« Reply #3 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:03 »
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Good Grief


Hahahahaha i like that one
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« Reply #4 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:17 »
Machismo.
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« Reply #5 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:30 »
I have an idea for my own band's name. However, I don't have, and probably never will have, a band. Therefore there's a perfectly good name going to waste:

Crusty Tissue Overdrive.


I'll let you have it for 5% of any and all future earnings.
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Cpt.Fantastic

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« Reply #6 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:44 »
I'm currently standing firm beside Minsk.

Any other offers?
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« Reply #7 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:47 »
Gluten Free!
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« Reply #8 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:48 »
Carl... fuck you.
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« Reply #9 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:50 »
I think THAT^ was the perfect name.
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Fabio

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« Reply #10 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:52 »
Better than Minsk...

Come on people help us here!
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ASturge

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« Reply #11 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:58 »
I have a good one...

THIS BAND NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING COVERS AND WRITE SOME MATERIAL CHIEFS
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Cpt.Fantastic

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« Reply #12 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:00 »
Blah, you well know that I can't write songs, Carl can only write 'Consumption Flowers' and all of Bianca's lyrics are emo. We're screwed, which is why we steal your songs...
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« Reply #13 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:03 »
I vote you just call yourselves Serenity. Guaranteed awesome.
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« Reply #14 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:03 »
That song is so bad it hurts, please , take it.

Also, you can write some pretty decent riffs, I should know, I'm stealing one for a JMH song!!!!

As Parappa the Rapper would say...

"You gotta Belive!!!!"

Names?

D is Right

Capslock Off
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« Reply #15 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:30 »
damn i like Capslock off...but cannot steal anymore from sturge...
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Cpt.Fantastic

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« Reply #16 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:32 »
Of course we can steal more from Sturge!
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« Reply #17 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:34 »
At least he didn't request "Fish Quake"...
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Cpt.Fantastic

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« Reply #18 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:36 »
Oh shit...
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« Reply #19 on: 10 Oct 2005, 12:55 »
Fall Down Easy

The Woodsmen

Lies
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ASturge

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« Reply #20 on: 10 Oct 2005, 13:00 »
FISHQUA-....awww

Fall Down Easy is good.
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« Reply #21 on: 10 Oct 2005, 13:06 »
How about "The Internet Recommendations?"
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TylerDurden

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« Reply #22 on: 10 Oct 2005, 13:12 »
The "Forum Posters"?
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« Reply #23 on: 10 Oct 2005, 13:18 »
"Shut up and Dance"
"The Scenesters"
"Fishquake"

Seriously, go with #3
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Cpt.Fantastic

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« Reply #24 on: 10 Oct 2005, 13:28 »
Seriously, shut up. (Said in jest, of course...)

I quite like the ring of Shut Up And Dance though.
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« Reply #25 on: 10 Oct 2005, 14:13 »
Help, We're Playing and We Can't Shut Up
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Fabio

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« Reply #26 on: 10 Oct 2005, 14:49 »
Quote from: sp2
How about "The Internet Recommendations?"


We should just go with this and be done with it...
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« Reply #27 on: 10 Oct 2005, 14:52 »
The Vermicelli Noodles
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Sturge

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« Reply #28 on: 10 Oct 2005, 15:36 »
Joel should give Sturge (proper Sturge) his cricket hat

Theres yer band name.
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« Reply #29 on: 10 Oct 2005, 15:39 »
"geeks with guitars"?
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« Reply #30 on: 10 Oct 2005, 15:58 »
Real Men Don't Wear Bras!

I know I've said that before in some other thread, but I still like the idea of it :P
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Se7en

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« Reply #31 on: 10 Oct 2005, 16:08 »
The bra pirates.
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« Reply #32 on: 10 Oct 2005, 17:30 »
Quote from: Fabio
Quote from: sp2
How about "The Internet Recommendations?"


We should just go with this and be done with it...


Good plan.
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« Reply #33 on: 10 Oct 2005, 17:43 »
I agree whole-heartedly with both Shut Up & Dance* and Good Greif.

Names:

Chimichanga
Rad Snowbeast From Planet V With A Fuckin' Chainsaw-Bazooka Weapon
Kate Howard
Join Us
The Ain't Naturals
Three Bad Mufukas
Get Some More Numchuck Overdrive!
Skytime and the Milk-Raiders
Nipplefish
Okham's Razor
Gibous Sasquach Blade of Justice and Triumph
Stelar Com-bot
Laser Cowboys
Aphrodite & the Biology Majors
Thinktank
100 Foot Tall Obsidian James Dean Statue
Salute



* And your leader has to go by "Shut Up". Like, Dance is the band. And the other one is the leader.
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« Reply #34 on: 10 Oct 2005, 18:10 »
Uno Two Trois?
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« Reply #35 on: 10 Oct 2005, 21:16 »
Quote from: Fabio
At least he didn't request "Fish Quake"...


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« Reply #36 on: 11 Oct 2005, 00:58 »
Optimistic fatalists...
Homocidal quicksand, i don't know i don't make up band names, im just a bassist
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« Reply #37 on: 11 Oct 2005, 02:15 »
ANAL BITHCHA SS  FUCKING COCK MONGREL!
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« Reply #38 on: 11 Oct 2005, 02:32 »
SID VICIOUS ATE MY KITTENS!!!!
I got the phrase stuck in my head one day at my old job.
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« Reply #39 on: 11 Oct 2005, 03:47 »
how about the Banana Soldiers or maybe Destroy All Shadows? I don't know I made them up off the top of my head.
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« Reply #40 on: 11 Oct 2005, 03:49 »
Music For The Deaf.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 Oct 2005, 04:01 »
isn't that  bit similar to the queens of the stoneage album called songs for the death
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« Reply #42 on: 11 Oct 2005, 04:34 »
Frigid Librarian Surfrock
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« Reply #43 on: 11 Oct 2005, 05:02 »
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isn't that  bit similar to the queens of the stoneage album called songs for the deaf?


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« Reply #44 on: 11 Oct 2005, 06:35 »
Disconnected.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 Oct 2005, 09:45 »
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Me does!

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« Reply #46 on: 11 Oct 2005, 09:47 »
How can you make original music if you can't think of a decent band name?
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« Reply #47 on: 11 Oct 2005, 09:48 »
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Real Men Don't Wear Bras!

Me does!



Real men don't play Strats :-P

I joke, of course. Jimi Hendrix was a real man, obviously.

I guess what I'm saying, in a roundabout way, is...YOU GHEY!!!1one!1!
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« Reply #48 on: 11 Oct 2005, 11:03 »
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How can you make original music if you can't think of a decent band name?


there are plenty examples of that, take TV on the Radio, they make original music but their name is just uninspired(or terrible if you prefer)
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« Reply #49 on: 11 Oct 2005, 11:21 »
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...the name needs to 'make you smile'...

This Band Will Make You Smile?

That's all I've got.
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