Topic: Der Tattoo Thread. (Read 794505 times)

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4450 on:** 11 Oct 2012, 19:32 »

Yeah, right now that's the only design he has for the top, but he's planning on working on more after he feels he has it semi-perfected and, I'm assuming, letting others do the same.

I'm pretty excited to see how they go in the longer term. With the size of the jewelry, I really wanna see what people come up with for it.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4451 on:** 12 Oct 2012, 14:35 »

Also, There is finally a educational video for Stone!

Jace · « **Reply #4452 on:** 14 Oct 2012, 12:57 »

YOUR TIE NEEDS TO BE SHORTER AND YOUR TOP BUTTON SHOULD BE CLOSED

Lines · « **Reply #4453 on:** 14 Oct 2012, 14:26 »

"Vibe on THAT, hippie." Lols.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4454 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 17:37 »

I gots mah dick stabbed!

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4455 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 17:38 »

As I'm sure you can imagine, it was not a pleasant experience.

nekowafer · « **Reply #4456 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 17:38 »

I would say "pics or it didn't happen" but that seems mighty inappropriate.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4457 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 17:51 »

I feel like posting pics of my dick might be breaking forum rules. But if you are curious, google Apadravya.

Not ashamed to admit I said "Fuck" rather loudly.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #4458 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 17:53 »

I am still heavily weighing the consideration of a Jacob's Ladder. That seems like it would lose me some jobs but be a pretty good selling point in others.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4459 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 17:57 »

I'm trying to imagine jobs outside of the porn industry that would require you to drop trou for a penis inspection now.

It would be a test of manliness for Mannco Industries I imagine.

Akima · « **Reply #4460 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 19:47 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 12 Oct 2012, 14:35

Also, There is finally a educational video for Stone!

Interesting! Though someone should tell him that haematite is pronounced heematite, in the same way that haemoglobin is heemoglobin.

Quote from: Jace on 14 Oct 2012, 12:57

YOUR TIE NEEDS TO BE SHORTER AND YOUR TOP BUTTON SHOULD BE CLOSED

True. And his waistcoat is too short. And the beard does nothing for him. I can see what he's aiming for, and it's nice to see a guy peacocking, but I have to say "close, but no cigar".

Lines · « **Reply #4461 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 20:01 »

Maybe because the spelling here is hematite? I mean, the way he pronounces it is the only way I've ever heard it pronounced.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4462 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 20:07 »

Actually, I assumed Heematite was the proper pronunciation as well, but apparently both it and Hee-muh-tayht are considered proper.

Carl-E · « **Reply #4463 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 20:39 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 15 Oct 2012, 20:07

...Heematite ... and Hee-muh-tayht

What am I missing? Those sound the same to me.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4464 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 21:43 »

Entirely possible I'm pronouncing the tahyt incorrectly, but here is an actual voiced recording of two different pronunciations.

Hematite

Zingoleb · « **Reply #4465 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 21:49 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 15 Oct 2012, 17:57

I'm trying to imagine jobs outside of the porn industry that would require you to drop trou for a penis inspection now.

It would be a test of manliness for Mannco Industries I imagine.

Well, all of my income for the last year has been attained via doing porn...

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4466 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 21:53 »

Oh I am aware! You've mentioned it before, but the thought of other jobs requiring it is kind of amusing.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #4467 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 22:34 »

As a bartender on Capitol Hill, probably.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4468 on:** 15 Oct 2012, 22:36 »

Cock-Stirred drinks would be a great menu item.

Edit: Also, just to stay on thread topic somewhat...

Holy shit this color is awesome.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4469 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 00:49 »

So this is the first time I've ever worn a maxi-pad. The things are, for some reason, not built for dude underwear and dude bits.

Exciting times.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #4470 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 00:56 »

Did you get thins, or just some kind of generic pad? Cuz I swear, some of the generics feel like you've got a frickin' mattress in in your underwear.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4471 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 01:15 »

Ultra-Thin with wings! They are some of Kat's so I didn't have to purchase any for this specifically. The wings are pretty dang useless on these briefs.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4472 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 03:35 »

I googled.

I wish you luck.

pwhodges · « **Reply #4473 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 04:13 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 15 Oct 2012, 21:43

here is an actual voiced recording of two different pronunciations. Hematite

Both pronunciations are listed in all my dictionaries (UK and US); but I would certainly have to do a double-take to work out what word I was hearing if I heard the second.

nekowafer · « **Reply #4474 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 05:27 »

I always pronounce it hemmatight. But I've never heard anyone else say it before.

Also yeah the wings wouldn't be useful for you in anything with legs like boxers or boxer briefs. But you can always cut the wings off or tuck them elsewhere. A panty liner may be your best bet, as opposed to a pad.

Also, out of curiosity, why an apadravya instead of any of the other numerous cock piercings you could have gotten? If that is not too personal.

Elysiana · « **Reply #4475 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 06:03 »

Cloth pad might do ya some good, probably more conducive to healing! The synthetic kind tend to hold in bacteria.

nekowafer · « **Reply #4476 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 06:32 »

The only problem with cloth pads is that they will have no way of attaching to his underpants unless he wears briefs. Also it's a lot of start up money for something that only needs to be worn for, what, a couple of weeks at most? I think the thin panty liners may be the best option for the convenience and price - you can get like 20 of them for $1 or so, and they are easily changed out. Just do not get anything scented. Ever. Eww.

Elysiana · « **Reply #4477 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 07:09 »

Just sell them on Craigslist when you're d- okay, I can't even say it.

nekowafer · « **Reply #4478 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 08:17 »

Yeahhh I have had that issue where I have cloth pads I can't use anymore. I feel awful throwing them out considering how awesome they are and how much they cost, but that's even worse than buying underpants at Goodwill.

Lines · « **Reply #4479 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 09:28 »

This might sound gross, but really, it's not: If they are anything like cloth diapers, keep them, they are great for cleaning up spills and whatnot. I mean, they're gonna be washed anyways, and if they're still absorbant, use them!

Elysiana · « **Reply #4480 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 10:23 »

That's a really good point, if they're sterilized they're fine to use for other things.

Downside - they don't look like plain cloth diapers, they look like regular maxi pads with wings. So, you WOULD have to explain that to people when you trot it out after they spill beer on your sofa.

Upside - you can get them with fun patterns and stuff on them, so Robert Pattinson can be looking at your crotch. Isn't that EXCITING?

Lines · « **Reply #4481 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 10:30 »

Quote from: Elysiana on 16 Oct 2012, 10:23

Upside - you can get them with fun patterns and stuff on them, so Robert Pattinson can be looking at your crotch. Isn't that EXCITING?

nekowafer · « **Reply #4482 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 10:54 »

Yeah mine are black, but somewhat bleached out (better not to ask), and very thick. So it would be super difficult to use them as rags, unfortunately.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4483 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 11:03 »

Quote from: Linds on 16 Oct 2012, 10:30

Quote from: Elysiana on 16 Oct 2012, 10:23
Upside - you can get them with fun patterns and stuff on them, so Robert Pattinson can be looking at your crotch. Isn't that EXCITING?

Another lovely fact about recently had Apadravya piercings. When you wake up the first night with a ridiculously painful erection, you'll be wishing really hard you had remembered to take pain medication before bed.

Lines · « **Reply #4484 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 12:09 »

THANKS FOR THAT GLORIOUS MENTAL IMAGE, STEVE.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4485 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 12:13 »

I aim to please.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4486 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 12:26 »

Besides Linds, this is good information for if you ever get your dick pierced.

nekowafer · « **Reply #4487 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 12:36 »

That is a problem that I would be worried about if I ever get the nipple piercings I've wanted. Since they get hard any time they want to, no warning or indication.

Welu · « **Reply #4488 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 12:39 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 15 Oct 2012, 17:51

I feel like posting pics of my dick might be breaking forum rules. But if you are curious, google Apadravya.

Not ashamed to admit I said
"Fuck" rather loudly.

Googling that lead me to Christina Piercings, which incidentally, I have decided look very cute.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4489 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 12:46 »

Christina's are absolutely adorable. From what I understand, learning how to shave around them is quite the experience.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #4490 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 13:48 »

Quote from: Linds on 16 Oct 2012, 10:30

Quote from: Elysiana on 16 Oct 2012, 10:23
Upside - you can get them with fun patterns and stuff on them, so Robert Pattinson can be looking at your crotch. Isn't that EXCITING?

true story: I was desperately trying to find this a few weeks ago and failed

Lines · « **Reply #4491 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 14:27 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 16 Oct 2012, 12:26

Besides Linds, this is good information for if you ever get your dick pierced.

How do you know my dick isn't already pierced? HMM? Obviously your dick surveillance of the forums is lacking.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4492 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 16:40 »

This forum really needs a proper dick surveillance system.

Redball · « **Reply #4493 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 18:23 »

Yeah, at my age I keep losing mine. Hey, there it is!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #4494 on:** 16 Oct 2012, 19:10 »

I lose mine occasionally, which is embarrassing at those crucial moments where's it's absolutely necessary. That's how you lose customers.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #4495 on:** 17 Oct 2012, 03:46 »

Hmm what nincompoopery is happening in this thread...?

nekowafer · « **Reply #4496 on:** 17 Oct 2012, 05:00 »

Quote from: idontunderstand on 17 Oct 2012, 03:46

nincompoopery

Best word ever.

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #4497 on:** 18 Oct 2012, 07:42 »

Quote from: nekowafer on 17 Oct 2012, 05:00

Quote from: idontunderstand on 17 Oct 2012, 03:46
nincompoopery

Best word ever.

Yes.

Also, omg this thread made me remember the Detachable Penis Song. Tell me that you guys know what I'm talking about!!!

Carl-E · « **Reply #4498 on:** 18 Oct 2012, 07:46 »

Of course not!

Sorry, but now you have to give a link!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #4499 on:** 18 Oct 2012, 07:47 »

I called a few people but they don't remember it either. I really don't like knowing what these songs are. It makes me feel like less of a man.

EDIT for Carl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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