Yeah, but Earth Crisis guy can grow a beard and cover it up. No such chance for Checkerboard dude.
I have two penis piercing stories!
First, a friend of mine had this roommate who liked to be naked, and get drunk a lot. Dude was naked all the time, apparently. One day, while my friend and his other roommates were out, naked drunk dude got drunk and pierced his penis. My friend said they all came home, and there was the dude, sitting on the sofa, naked, blood everywhere.
Second story! Once I broke up with this kid for cheating on me. The next day, he felt the need to call me and tell me he gave himself a prince albert. A while after that, I hear that he got a pretty bad infection.