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Decima

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« on: 14 Oct 2005, 08:13 »

Yeah, get your imagination running, cause it time for the "make up your own musicstyle"-game! Its simple: First I write a madeup name for a genre. Then the next person describes it, how it sounds, what kind of people listen to it and how they dress, what the lyrics are usually about, artists (preferbly real ones ^^) that make it, blablabla. Then that person makes up a new genrename, and suddenly we have a neverending spiral of musicgenreriffic fun!

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Casualno

A music style popular at the parties of swedish teenage brats. It mixes trance, house and techno with the most terrible result. Landing somewhere between 120 - 140 bpm, it oftenly features a repeated melody, like a mantra. 90% percent of all the casualno songs are really bad remixes of other songs. Your average casualno-listener is somewhere between 13 and 17, is a brat or a wannabe brat, and dresses thereafter.
Casualno songs:
MC Hammer - Cant Touch This (Beam vs Syrus remix)
??? - Tetris (YES IT FEATURES THE TETRIS THEME!)
Beam vs Syrus - Lifestyle



Describe the genre:
Punk Hop
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« Reply #1 on: 14 Oct 2005, 10:01 »

That's not a made up genre.
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« Reply #2 on: 14 Oct 2005, 11:12 »

No, but this is:

Giraffecore.
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Mikendher

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« Reply #3 on: 14 Oct 2005, 13:23 »

giraffecore is clearly any music approved of by hardcore giraffes. This includes The Pixies, Fugazi, and Spoon (also the mario brothers theme song, though they won't admit it).
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« Reply #4 on: 14 Oct 2005, 13:46 »

Rob Grant and Doug  Naylor came up with "Rastabilly Skank"

I think it's a combination of Reggae, Bluegrass and Ska.
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« Reply #5 on: 14 Oct 2005, 14:13 »

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giraffecore is clearly any music approved of by hardcore giraffes. This includes The Pixies, Fugazi, and Spoon (also the mario brothers theme song, though they won't admit it).


Ian Mckaye, Frank Black, and...that guy from Spoon were all giraffes?

Man. Frank Black must be one fat giraffe.
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« Reply #6 on: 14 Oct 2005, 14:20 »

Sturge-Core. If it's good music, It's Sturge-Core.
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« Reply #7 on: 14 Oct 2005, 15:00 »

Sturge Core is a genre for people named Sturge, Sturgeons, and Surgeons, as well as people who you may describe as "surly" (Ala Russel Crowe, and his  band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunt. Fuck Russel Crowe).


Nerdier than if Geddy Lee and Alan Parsons teamed up-core.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

Decima

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« Reply #8 on: 14 Oct 2005, 19:18 »

Wha, punk hop exists? Should have seen that one coming though, guess its a bit to obvius to be nonexistant ^~.
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« Reply #9 on: 14 Oct 2005, 22:07 »

Lukel - a genre defined mostly by the music that the majority of QC forumgoers tend to hate
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« Reply #10 on: 14 Oct 2005, 22:45 »

Phalluscore - PHALLUSEES!

Brainchipcore - Music made with fucking BRAIN CHIPS!

Future - Music from the FUTURE!
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« Reply #11 on: 15 Oct 2005, 04:42 »

If punk hop does exist, it should be called hop punk.
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« Reply #12 on: 15 Oct 2005, 05:49 »

hop punk sounds too much like pop punk, which is a fucking disaster.


Come on, give punk hop a chance! It should fail on its own merits.
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« Reply #13 on: 15 Oct 2005, 06:18 »

Exactly! Given the nature of modern main-stream hip-hop, it would be the most commercial genre ever.
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« Reply #14 on: 15 Oct 2005, 06:46 »

True. But we must let it grow to deserve our hatred first. Who knows, a whole new generation of terrible artists to make fun of might come out of it! And a whole new social denomination. It won't be, "Hey, look at those emo kids with their tight girl pants," it'll be, "Hey, look at those goofy punk-hoppers with their plaid pants hanging down around their arses!"
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« Reply #15 on: 15 Oct 2005, 07:07 »

can it be a rule that the suffex "core" cannot be involved?

Dance-Violence.  My best example would be Horse the Band.  Part dancy (i.e. dancy party not hardcore dance duh) and part arm swinging violence.
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« Reply #16 on: 15 Oct 2005, 08:02 »

Quote from: Aphi
True. But we must let it grow to deserve our hatred first. Who knows, a whole new generation of terrible artists to make fun of might come out of it! And a whole new social denomination. It won't be, "Hey, look at those emo kids with their tight girl pants," it'll be, "Hey, look at those goofy punk-hoppers with their plaid pants hanging down around their arses!"


The bands would be very rich and punk.

They would wear clothes made out of bank notes and safety pins.
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« Reply #17 on: 15 Oct 2005, 08:07 »

TOTALLY.

And when they're not wearing clothes made out of bank notes and safety pins, they will be wearing plaid pants falling down around their arses. And artfully torn do-rags.


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Decima

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« Reply #18 on: 18 Oct 2005, 14:14 »

Punk-hopers wear truckercaps with holes for their spike-mohawks. The attitud behind punk hop is mix of punk and hip hop attitude, best defined with the words"FUCK YOU I WONT DO AS YOU TELL ME YEAH CUZ IM  THE GANGSTA PIMP WITH ALL THE HOES AND CASH MUTHAFUCKAH!".
They would wear a crazy mix of blingbling and trashed stuff. Sure, important papers and safety pins, as long as the safetypins made out of platinum and are covered in little diamonds.
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« Reply #19 on: 18 Oct 2005, 15:18 »

Acid bluegrass.
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« Reply #20 on: 18 Oct 2005, 16:15 »

It's called "Bela Fleck and the Flecktones".
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #21 on: 23 Oct 2005, 01:47 »

Doombilly Mathcore

Someone please tell me what this would sound like, it has to be at least as cool as the genre name.
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« Reply #22 on: 23 Oct 2005, 07:21 »

What Elvis and Electric Wizard would sound like if they teamed up and played their music at the same time in 44/6 time or something obscure of the sort.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #23 on: 23 Oct 2005, 09:35 »

Blatent Serenade Music
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« Reply #24 on: 23 Oct 2005, 13:13 »

AIDSrock.

Queen would SO be in.
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« Reply #25 on: 23 Oct 2005, 14:25 »

Someone give a name to the style created when:

1) Mike Patton & Les Claypool lead a Brass band.

2) Reel Big Fish play free jazz with Colin Meloy.

3) A punk balalika quartet starts a thrash project that covers Jethro Tull songs and they are all on X.
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« Reply #26 on: 23 Oct 2005, 14:29 »

I just came up with this one:

Jug-hop.

kind of a combination of a jug band and R&B.
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« Reply #27 on: 23 Oct 2005, 15:04 »

Quote from: La Creme
Someone give a name to the style created when:

1) Mike Patton & Les Claypool lead a Brass band.

2) Reel Big Fish play free jazz with Colin Meloy.

3) A punk balalika quartet starts a thrash project that covers Jethro Tull songs and they are all on X.


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« Reply #28 on: 23 Oct 2005, 15:29 »

Toilet-Folk

It's a bunch of fat old guys playing guitar and harmonica on the toilet
and anyone who plays it is called "toilet folk" too.
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