Topic: marmite! (Read 60747 times)

happybirthdaygelatin · « **Reply #51 on:** 20 Oct 2005, 15:14 »

Man, I either have to add "Rudy" or "Rowdy" in front of my name. Ten times more respecful then Dr. or Sir.

Gryff · « **Reply #52 on:** 20 Oct 2005, 16:08 »

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/photos/england2003/08/images/vegemite-claire.jpg">mmmmm, vegemite

Digs · « **Reply #53 on:** 21 Oct 2005, 15:27 »

jhocking's faster than me, but that's the same picture I was going to paste.

Dolemite, baby.

Oerdin · « **Reply #54 on:** 21 Oct 2005, 21:14 »

Quote from: happybirthdaygelatin

I'm super curious about vegemite. Dolemite and marmite as well.

Dolomite is just calcium magnesium carbonate so don't get to excited about it.

Basically garden variety limestone has magnesium replace some of the calcite altering it to form dolomite.

MrBlu · « **Reply #55 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 01:02 »

Why would you drink a by-product of what could have been Heineken?

That's like draining the blood off a meat patty and drinking it.

This disgusting simile brought to you by Moxie.

Spluff · « **Reply #56 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 01:04 »

Jesus christ, man.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #57 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 01:20 »

Quote from: normz on 20 Oct 2005, 09:25

It is a little known fact that to become an Australian citizen you must pass the vegimite test of being able to enjoy the taste of vegimite on freshly toasted bread ..... mmmm Vegimite *runs to the kitchen to make toast*

In the interest of constructive and friendly boarding, the new spirit of the forums blahdy blah I am going to not make a sardonic bitchy comment instead here is this:

My girlfriend is from Canada and she is becoming an Australian citizen (she is retaining her Canadian citizenship as well)... fuck, next Monday! I insist that she will not be Australian until she tastes Vegemite. I am hoping to convince her on the day she takes her oath.

jhocking · « **Reply #58 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 04:23 »

Quote from: Spluff on 21 Jan 2009, 01:04

Jesus christ, man.

To be fair, I suppose I semi-resurrected this thread by linking to it.

clockworkjames · « **Reply #59 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:28 »

I do not like marmite, I have tried to like it many times, spread thinly etc. but it is just too salty/strong for my tastes so I used it to make a stock for soup. Was okay. Might be good for a mac and cheeze sauce rue...

I guess what I am saying is if you buy it to try it and hate it, use it in cooking or something.

But it tastes like nothing containing yeast I have ever tasted.

pwhodges · « **Reply #60 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:56 »

Marmite and watercress sandwiches - yummy!

MrBlu · « **Reply #61 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 01:05 »

...

And they say age is just a number.

ZING!

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #62 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:20 »

Wasn't there a song

"Marmite, marite"

...

no there probably wasn't

David_Dovey · « **Reply #63 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:28 »

thanks for posting!

maxusy3k · « **Reply #64 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 23:27 »

I hate Marmite, but I love Twiglets.

I think I just dislike spreads in general, which would explain it.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #65 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 02:59 »

Great, now I want marmite on toast for breakfast, and we don't have any. Thanks, fuckers.

Drill King · « **Reply #66 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 12:01 »

Marmite/etc are pretty much the worst spreads. It is all sorts of hella bad.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #67 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 13:28 »

Nothing beats Nutella anyway

Drill King · « **Reply #68 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 13:30 »

Oh hell yes Nutella I don't even like chocolate

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #69 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 13:35 »

Completely unrelated, but that is the coolest avatar I have ever seen, Drill

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #70 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 13:42 »

Quote

I said, do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Mmmhmmm.

S

Barmymoo · « **Reply #71 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 14:45 »

It is not true that you either love it or you hate it, I sometimes like it and sometimes I'd rather have jam.

Crumpets should be eaten with either honey or just butter alone. Anything else is sacriledge. And I don't even eat butter.

Something I find funny: crumpet is an old-fashioned English slang term for attractive women with whom you would like to fornicate. Providing of course that you are an upper-middle class man with a moustache and a monacle, what what?

Iron_Fist · « **Reply #72 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 23:27 »

Marmite is the gay version of Vegemite. Vegemite is the spreading of true men.

Neskah · « **Reply #73 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 23:51 »

Ahhh reading this made me run to my pantry and check. Hallelujah! Vegimite for the win. Kiwis seems to prefer Marmite (WTF?), but if my boy decides it's okay to spend $20 a punnet on his favourite honey, I'm bloody well going to have Vegimite in our cupboard over Marmite anyday.

So true that it makes you feel better when you're ill. It's what got me through my Glandular fever.

All hail the Vegimite. A taste of home in every jar!

We're happy little vegimites as bright, as bright can be...

pwhodges · « **Reply #74 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 00:39 »

Vegemite was only made when the Australians couldn't get their Marmite as a result of the first world war. They think it's better than Marmite only because they compare it with NZ-made Marmite (also started at that time), which has a slightly different recipe with added sugar giving a weaker taste than the original.

Slick · « **Reply #75 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 01:23 »

As a Canuck, I would like to register that I like vegemite over marmite. I like the consistency of vegemite better, and the flavour (less sweet? less tacky, I want to say?) as well.
Vegemite goes much better with a turkey & rye sandwich, which I think is the epitome of sandwich (highly subjective personal belief).

Oerdin · « **Reply #76 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 05:10 »

Am I the only one who used to like Bovril when they made it from beef extract but hate it now that they've switched to yeast extract?

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #77 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 05:27 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 23 Jan 2009, 00:56

Marmite and watercress sandwiches - yummy!

I shall have to try this, it sounds extremely good. I'm quite a fan of Marmite and peanut butter myself, the Marmite offsets the sweetness of the peanut butter nicely. It's good for vitamin B12 as well so very handy if you're steering clear of the animals.

nichidani · « **Reply #78 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 09:23 »

this thread is making me grossed out. i don't know about marmite, but i absolutely despise vegemite.

i'm an american, though. which somehow makes that make more sense.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #79 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 10:38 »

OMNOMNOMNOM.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #80 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 15:39 »

Quote from: salada on 18 Oct 2005, 03:00

stuff

Oh hey this thread is from when my housemate still posted on these boards! How exciting.

Aurjay · « **Reply #81 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 18:33 »

My ex-wife was British and tried for many year without any success to get me into Marmite. I absolutely hated it no matter what it was spread on. I've never tried Vegemite but the "mite" on the end of it prolly means i will hate it as well.

jhocking · « **Reply #82 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 18:51 »

vaguely related tangent: I ate some stuff called Quorn at a 4th of July cookout. These are all foods made from fungus, right? I was kinda disappointed by how normal that stuff tasted; people kept reassuring me that it doesn't taste weird, but when I eat something made of exotic ingredients I actually want it to taste exotic, not like chicken.

Lines · « **Reply #83 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 19:00 »

Vegemite is foul. If you want a spread, then go with Nutella or peanut butter. Better yet do both and make me a sandwich.

Now.

Radical AC · « **Reply #84 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 19:10 »

Having tried it I can see why it hasn't really caught on here in the US.

JD · « **Reply #85 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 19:34 »

I actually don't like Nutella.

Hat · « **Reply #86 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 01:02 »

A couple of pieces of buttered toast with a prudent amount of vegemite and a glass of milk is a pretty good light breakfast, although I literally cannot eat vegemite without milk.

Nutella is horrible and you are a horrible person if you like it. It makes me really uncomfortable to put Peanut Paste on toast for some reason though.

A Shoggoth on the Roof · « **Reply #87 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 01:19 »

names names names. fuck it, they're all polysaccharides to me.
also you do not put nutella on toast. that is just wrong. it is so deliciosu on pretzels, why would you put it on any sort of bread?

Lines · « **Reply #88 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 04:28 »

I don't like either on toast. Untoasted bread or graham crackers.

A Shoggoth on the Roof · « **Reply #89 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 13:20 »

I can sort of see graham crackers but i'm still not sure about the untoasted bread. I'll have to try it sometime, I have all the ingedients already

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #90 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 13:26 »

I like Marmite. Never tried Vegemite and I've never liked Nutella much.

Eris · « **Reply #91 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 15:52 »

vegemite is good on toast with lots of butter and not much vegemite. marmite is not as good as vegemite, though i haven't had it in years. the new "different" vegemite is nothing special. nutella is delicious; i would eat nutella sammiches all the time if i could. sometimes i have it on pancakes, when i make them or buy a pack of "heat 'em up in the toaster" hotcakes.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #92 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 16:21 »

Quote from: MrBlu on 23 Jan 2009, 01:05

ZING!

What?

(Also, mentioning spreadable goodness, I had a Nutella and banana sandwich today. Oh goodness.)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #93 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 18:28 »

Zingoleb knows the way to live guys.

Lines · « **Reply #94 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 05:41 »

Yes, yes he does.

Quote from: Hat on 05 Sep 2009, 01:02

Nutella is horrible and you are a horrible person if you like it.

I keep saying I'm a horrible person and nobody listens. You can keep your nasty yeast paste stuff and I'll keep my hazelnut and peanut spreads and we'll be cool.

Hat · « **Reply #95 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 13:42 »

Hey I thought peanut paste was going to be shared

This is the worst divorce ever.

phooey · « **Reply #96 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 14:35 »

The second best: Being in a room having told someone that Marmite is like a Nutella competitor, and watching them take a big bite of a piece of toast with thick-spread yeast paste on it.

The best: A similar scenario involving a language barrier, a couple of immature class mates on a school trip abroad,Hasselnussbusser (Hazelnut butter) and Leberkaese ("liver cheese). Ha, ha, bet three years of Latin-to-help-on-the-SATs isn't looking so good now.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #97 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 14:41 »

I only share peanut paste with my puppies, but that's because they make funny faces when I do.

Lines · « **Reply #98 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 20:11 »

I guess we could have joint custody of the peanut paste, but you can only have it on weekends every other week.

Oerdin · « **Reply #99 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 07:56 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 04 Sep 2009, 19:34

I actually don't like Nutella.

Nuttella is way to sweet.

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