I would like to apologise for such horrid Canadian acts as: Sloan, The Tragically Hip, Bryan Adams, Brian Mulroney, Alanis Morrissette, Great Big Sea, The Barenaked Ladies, 54/40 and Canadian Idol. All that stupid stuff.
But, in Canada's defense: The Constantines, Moneen, The Unicorns, Sea Snakes, the Hidden Cameras, Neil Young (!), Joni Mitchell, The Weakerthans, Wolf Parade, Fembots, You Say Party! We say Die! and every incarnation of AC Newman's amazing songwriting.
Oh, I forgot to apologise for the big one: Billy Talent. I am sooo sorry. Can you ever forgive us?