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Vlishgnath

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« on: 06 Dec 2005, 09:26 »
Ok, I'm curious to know how many of you know who this band is.  It blows my mind that ANYONE does, to tell you the truth.  I've always known it as a friend's dumb ass side project (back in the Capharnaum days when Jay's silly shit didn't have a name) that always makes me laugh hysterically.

So who else is in the know?
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Catatonik

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« Reply #1 on: 06 Dec 2005, 09:27 »
*raises hand*

I have a Box of Shit.

I always think of Crotchduster side by side with Zimmershole for sheer amusement value, and entertainment.

Good shit.
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« Reply #2 on: 06 Dec 2005, 10:34 »
Big Fat Box of Shit is pretty much one of my favourite albums ever. There are fucking crazy whacked out bands out there, but none of them touches the mighty Crotchduster. It's also pretty fecking awesome that you know Jason/Fornicus 'Fuckmouth' McFlappy. Is the stuff on their website about doing another album ever gonna come to glorious results?

Also, does anyone else think it's pretty crazy that Capharnaum can have members in projects as awesome as Crotchduster and as shite as Trivium at the same time? 'Cos I do.

Crotchduster are pretty well known in the underground metal scene anyway, in my experience. I personally use them as the way to see who's cool and who's a humourless douche. Cool people like Crotchduster, humourless douches do not.
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Vlishgnath

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« Reply #3 on: 06 Dec 2005, 11:53 »
I'd have to go look at the website to see what tracks are on the CD.  I'm sure the Opus and Mammal Sauce are on there.  Is Pushups with Steve on it?  That's one of the classics.  I get all of his stuff in mp3's from my bandmate who is much closer friends with the big J than I.

Did someone from Capharnaum join up with Trivium?  I haven't paid any attention to Trivium outside of when Jay was telling me about recording them.

And when Capharnaum broke up (the original band, not J and Jordan's material they did last year... at least I think it was last year) I lost contact with Tony and the others.

I'll find out if J's got any new stuff and let ya know, Khar.

Oh, this was back in the Capharnaum days, but did you ever hear Gargamel?  They did a black metal sideproject and had some stuff up on ye old mp3.com.  It was awesome.
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« Reply #4 on: 06 Dec 2005, 13:07 »
Cain Sings The Blues scares my mum.

It's probably for the best that she can't hear the lyrics properly...
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« Reply #5 on: 06 Dec 2005, 18:01 »
Big Box of Shit is easily one of the greatest albums I've boughten in a long ass while. Seriously.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #6 on: 06 Dec 2005, 19:59 »
I actually just got it recently myself.  I've listened to Mammal Sauce many, many times.  Awesome, hilarious, etc.  My roommate is a little disturbed by the fact that I've rocking out to Crotchduster so frequently.

Kai, is that an Impaled Northern Moonforest avatar?
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« Reply #7 on: 06 Dec 2005, 23:32 »
Haha, Crotchduster is indeed awesomeness. The thing that makes it awesome is he or they or whatever are actually really good instrumentalists for what they are doing.
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Vlishgnath

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« Reply #8 on: 07 Dec 2005, 06:22 »
Yeah, J is a theory monster.  That kind of shit is what happens when you've been in a wheel chair your whole life.
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« Reply #9 on: 07 Dec 2005, 10:47 »
On another note, if you, Vlishgnath, were to, say, upload some unreleased Crotchduster tracks on to yousendit.com, I would worship you as a fucking God.
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« Reply #10 on: 07 Dec 2005, 11:28 »
Heh, I can probably do that.  I'll hit up my friend tomorrow at practice and get everything J's ever done.  It's a fair sized library.
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« Reply #11 on: 07 Dec 2005, 15:13 »
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Kai, is that an Impaled Northern Moonforest avatar?



It most certainly is. I was going to put up the Necrowizard, but then I realized all of our posters would die because they're such posers.


and also, if you post those tracks to us, you will officially be the greatest person on earth. Seriously.
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Quote from: Mr. Doctor on 21 Sep 2009, 12:01
but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #12 on: 07 Dec 2005, 15:20 »
Listen up motherfuckerssssss.. .  
I got something I need to sayyyyyyyyyay
If you don't use mammal sauuuuuuuuuuce
you might as well be gayyyyyyyyyay!
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« Reply #13 on: 07 Dec 2005, 15:42 »
"You were too buys sniffing cocaine out of a hooker's ass. Except Cain. He bit me."
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Quote from: Mr. Doctor on 21 Sep 2009, 12:01
but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #14 on: 07 Dec 2005, 16:10 »
Quote from: KharBevNor
On another note, if you, Vlishgnath, were to, say, upload some unreleased Crotchduster tracks on to yousendit.com, I would worship you as a fucking God.




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« Reply #15 on: 07 Dec 2005, 22:11 »
Crotchduster are good fun. I would much enjoy unreleased stuff. What's your conection to them monsieur?
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« Reply #16 on: 08 Dec 2005, 02:08 »
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Kai, is that an Impaled Northern Moonforest avatar?



It most certainly is. I was going to put up the Necrowizard, but then I realized all of our posters would die because they're such posers.


Impaled Northern Moonforest are awesome. I have only just realised this today though, since for some idiotic reason I thought the mp3 I had of Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar was by Impaled Northeastern Moonforest. Yes, I am thick.

Back on the topic, I'm one of those rare people who just don't like Crotchduster much. Sure they're funny for the first couple of listens, but not after that. And although they can play like motherfuckers the music just doesn't hold up for me.
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Cobra Kai

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« Reply #17 on: 08 Dec 2005, 22:40 »
The song Mammal Sauce makes me happy in the pantular area :D
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Catatonik

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« Reply #18 on: 10 Dec 2005, 09:20 »
More crotchduster would make me a very happy music geekling.
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Vlishgnath

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« Reply #19 on: 27 Dec 2005, 08:25 »
Sorry to those who are waiting, I haven't had a chance to get ye old library from my friend yet.

And just for the record - Crotchduster isn't a "them", it's only J in all his crippified glory.  Slippery Jim is just a funny guy who makes up silly things to say in the songs where there's more than one person talking (ie: the opus).

Le Creme - I've known him since the days of Capharnaum, his old band.  Had something to do with a cross reference between our two bands on MP3.com I think.
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« Reply #20 on: 27 Dec 2005, 12:21 »
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Heh, I can probably do that.  I'll hit up my friend tomorrow at practice and get everything J's ever done.  It's a fair sized library.


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