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The Ask Jeph thread
jeph:
--- Quote from: onefingertoomany on 12 Dec 2006, 22:25 ---Dear Jeph,
A friend of mine recently told me that they hurt when they pee. What should I do???!!!!!
Thankx,
kelly
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Put it in their butt.
--- Quote from: Daniel on 13 Dec 2006, 03:47 ---Dear Jeph,
If I'm on a ship at sea, and it's Good Friday, and my last chance to have Penance, and the pastor suddenly dies, but then the boat crosses the international date line. Would I have sinned?
- Dan
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Only if the horse said "no" first.
ScrambledGregs:
Dear Jeph,
Would you stop putting your trash in those Glade Forceflex bags?? What if I asked you really nicely?? I mean, come on, it makes it really hard to dig through your trash when the bags don't tear open easily.
Oh, and one more question: what's the deal with the mustard I keep finding in your used coffee filters??
Your friend,
Greg
jeph:
--- Quote from: ScrambledGregs on 13 Dec 2006, 09:33 ---Dear Jeph,
Would you stop putting your trash in those Glade Forceflex bags?? What if I asked you really nicely?? I mean, come on, it makes it really hard to dig through your trash when the bags don't tear open easily.
Oh, and one more question: what's the deal with the mustard I keep finding in your used coffee filters??
Your friend,
Greg
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Psh. Anybody who was REALLY stalking me would know I feed all my garbage to a herd of goats.
monkeys:
jeph have you ever consider bigger sizes for your merch. for the more bigger people who enjoy your comic?
ScrambledGregs:
--- Quote from: jeph on 13 Dec 2006, 10:13 ---
--- Quote from: ScrambledGregs on 13 Dec 2006, 09:33 ---Dear Jeph,
Would you stop putting your trash in those Glade Forceflex bags?? What if I asked you really nicely?? I mean, come on, it makes it really hard to dig through your trash when the bags don't tear open easily.
Oh, and one more question: what's the deal with the mustard I keep finding in your used coffee filters??
Your friend,
Greg
--- End quote ---
Psh. Anybody who was REALLY stalking me would know I feed all my garbage to a herd of goats.
--- End quote ---
I....I just want your love...
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