Topic: Songs that will be played in your personal HELL (Read 24401 times)

nescience · « **on:** 06 Feb 2006, 01:23 »

So let's get this straight: you're in Hell. Maybe you did bad things in life, maybe you didn't believe, maybe you didn't repent, or maybe you just got unlucky with which deity you chose. What's playing on the PA while you're burning in the lakes of eternal hellfire? What songs do the demons of Hades choose to give you the poetic punishment of setting your unending suffering to music that you absolutely despise?

I choose:
John Mayer - Your Body is a Wonderland
Jack Johnson - Flake
Metallica - King Nothing
Queen - Don't stop me Now (okay, I actually love this song, but whenever I have panic attacks or have one of my very rare bouts of insomnia, this song inevitably starts playing in my head OVER AND OVER AND OVER and when I do go to Hell, it will most likely be the song playing)

(these are the only ones I can think of at this moment... I'm sure I could make a many-disc mix out of this)

sketchyjoe · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 01:43 »

The entire Casualties discography.

ayePod · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 01:44 »

The entire Misfits back cataloge.

jcknbl · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 02:31 »

Dave Matthews Band- their entire recorded history.

And though I wouldn't call the Polyphonic Spree "satanic" imagine having to listen to "Hold Me Now" for the rest of eternity. Maybe the devil has a keen sense of irony.

Inlander · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 03:42 »

"My Sharona" over and over and fucking over again. With occasional breaks for "Amazing" by Alex Lloyd.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 04:14 »

Nizlopi - JCB Song
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Jay Z vs Linkin Park - Encore/Numb
Daphne Loves Derby - Hammers and Hearts
All Girl Summer Fun Band - Dreamy You
Franz Ferdinand - Michael
Panic! At the Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
MC Hammer - Hammertime
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
The Secret Stars - Femmes Damnees
The Locust - Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
Oasis - Wonderwall
Jefree Star - We Want Cunt
Dillinger Escape Plan - Panasonic Youth
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
My Chemical Romance - I'm Not OK (I Promise)

Shit, it makes me sick up a little in my throat just thinking about it.

Millerz · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 05:23 »

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Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)

Seconded. When I first heard this, I died a little inside.

Thrillho · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 05:39 »

Wilco - Less Than You Think
Anything by McFly, Test Icicles, Cradle Of Filth...

McTaggart · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 05:58 »

no songs at all.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 06:04 »

The Residents - Constantinople(not a bad song per se, but extremely annoying in the long run)
Coheed & Combria - Blood Red Summer(that voice!)
Die Toten Hosen - Alles Aus Liebe(and almost all 80's rock)
Kashmir - The Curse of Being a Girl(I like them, but this is just abysmal)
Slipknot - Duality
Outlandish - Man Binder Os På Hånd og Mund/Aícha
Limp Bizkit - Wish You Were Here(maybe the worst cover ever, second to Avril of course)
Merzbow - Crack Groove
Eminem - his discography?

there is more probably...

Thrillho · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 06:12 »

Quote from: McTaggart

no songs at all.

Hmmm. an interesting idea, although I think there are plenty of snogs I'd hate more than silence.

amok · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 07:24 »

Funeral For A Friend's back catalogue, with "Hollaback Girl" and the latest Sugababes single playing between each song. And a My Chemical Romance gig every 6 hours.

I just threw up in my mouth a little even thinking about it.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #12 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 08:03 »

Stephen Lynch - Gerbil

Luke C · « **Reply #13 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 09:02 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

Nizlopi - JCB Song
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Jay Z vs Linkin Park - Encore/Numb
Daphne Loves Derby - Hammers and Hearts
All Girl Summer Fun Band - Dreamy You
Franz Ferdinand - Michael
Panic! At the Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
MC Hammer - Hammertime
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
The Secret Stars - Femmes Damnees
The Locust - Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
Oasis - Wonderwall
Jefree Star - We Want Cunt
Dillinger Escape Plan - Panasonic Youth
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
My Chemical Romance - I'm Not OK (I Promise)

Shit, it makes me sick up a little in my throat just thinking about it.

Similar list to my own tbh with about 2/3 exceptions.

almost thursday · « **Reply #14 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 09:29 »

anything that ever came out on the jive label

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #15 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 09:45 »

Any and all Ska mixtapes.

almost thursday · « **Reply #16 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 09:51 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

Hmmm. an interesting idea, although I think there are plenty of snogs I'd hate more than silence.

plenty of snogs, huh? you mean like, margeret thatcher? vanessa feltz? am i getting close?

Thrillho · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 12:11 »

Quote from: almost thursday

Quote from: DynamiteKid
Hmmm. an interesting idea, although I think there are plenty of snogs I'd hate more than silence.

plenty of snogs, huh? you mean like, margeret thatcher? vanessa feltz? am i getting close?

Hay-ell naw.

I'd nail Maggie.

pat101 · « **Reply #18 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 12:26 »

They'd probably just have muchmusic playing. That would do it.

almost thursday · « **Reply #19 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 12:43 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

Hay-ell naw.

I'd nail Maggie.

well shit...

jmrz · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:05 »

Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)

Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.
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jmrz · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:06 »

Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)

Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.

jmrz · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:06 »

Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)

Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.

almost thursday · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:11 »

YES! the second triple post in one day. i thought one was fantastic, but two is MINDBLOWING!

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:21 »

Quote from: PrincessofBlackness

Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)

Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.
[/list]

Aww. come on, Aladdin Songs kick ass, and Beauty and the Beast.

jmrz · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:25 »

Almost Thursday wrote:

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YES! the second triple post in one day. i thought one was fantastic, but two is MINDBLOWING!

My browser hates me... i am not doing this intentionally...

almost thursday · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:30 »

i know, man. i'm only messin'.

jmrz · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:37 »

Yeah, i know... i'd just thought i'd add that in.. just in case... apparently its not my day today...

Another song that would torture me to no end... Anything rap... i hate rap.

zutonna · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:43 »

Not even Will Smith's "Men In Black"?

thedevilissix · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:51 »

Erm, I don't really want to give my enemies any ideas.

(looks around)

(whispers) Okay. That "Covered In Punk" song by whatever pretentious fuck art-school-failure name the band were called. That really would be banging my head against a brick wall for all eternity. Also one serious head-a-splosion headache.

Edit: It was Portobella. I rest my case.

thedevilissix · « **Reply #30 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:52 »

Argh, double post! Sorry everyone.

almost thursday · « **Reply #31 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 13:53 »

anybody that hates rap has obviously never heard of buck 65, braille brizzy, dalek, el-p or akria the don. those guys kick ass.

thedevilissix · « **Reply #32 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 14:00 »

I'd agree with the above statement and add the words "Hymie's Basement" to that.

Snail of Doom · « **Reply #33 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 14:03 »

The Jessica Simpson Christmas album. Oh dear god, it makes me cringe. It's worse than the rest of her shit, which is saying something.

El Opium · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 15:10 »

Endless wanky virtousic guitar solos with opera style vocals in extreme digital high fidelity.

surgerydrugsnrocknroll · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 16:11 »

just about any song on endless repeat would kill me, i mean, it might be fine for the first couple seconds-years depending on how good the song is. but after a while, it would be horrible,
even if its a good song

Kai · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 17:01 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

The Residents - Constantinople(not a bad song per se, but extremely annoying in the long run)

I'm pretty sure I hate you.

Also. Limp Bizkit covered Wish You Were Here? Becuase that song and Rollin are in my personal hell now. I was going to completely agree with Khar, too. and My Sharona.

DUH DUH DAH DAH DUH DAH DUH DUH DAH DAH MY SHARONA

nescience · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 17:29 »

The other half of my list is ready:

The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid

</middle finger>

KharBevNor · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 18:26 »

Quote from: El Opium

Endless wanky virtousic guitar solos with opera style vocals in extreme digital high fidelity.

Can we swap hells?

Storm Rider · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 18:45 »

I pretty much agree with Khar's list.

Kai · « **Reply #40 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 18:47 »

Yeah, Opium's hell sounds like fun.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #41 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 19:15 »

Quote from: PrincessofBlackness

My browser hates me... i am not doing this intentionally...

Switch to Firefox. Seriously.

eagle14 · « **Reply #42 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 19:24 »

crazy frog feat my sharona!!! if there ever is one
(but at least i can beat up the
...........'s who created them in the first place

Gryff · « **Reply #43 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 20:24 »

Come on, people! "Summer of 69"!

That would actually be hell, listening to that abomination on repeat.

sjbrot · « **Reply #44 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 20:35 »

Quote from: nescience

The other half of my list is ready:

The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid

</middle finger>

I enjoy a good deal of those songs without reservation. I've listened to Newsom on repeat for hours at a time. I guess we aren't coming from the same place here.

I was more in tune with the first half. I'm imagining a young British gentleman in the typical version of Hell, and he's sitting nicely on a rock with sensible shoes and a tan tie, and suddenly "Your Body Is a Wonderland" starts playing on repeat. He tries flinging himself off a cliff, but that doesn't work. He tries to beat himself to death, but he can't escape it. Finally, he looks down into a pool of his own blood, and instead of his own reflection, he sees John Mayer, singing back at him.

EDIT: If you need any convincing to listen to rap music, just listen to this one line from the great Eazy-E:

"But mister dope man, dope man, can I get a hit?/No ho, but you could get my duck sick."

I should probably feel childish for loving that line as much as I do, but what can I say?

jmrz · « **Reply #45 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 20:55 »

almost thursday wrote:

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anybody that hates rap has obviously never heard of buck 65, braille brizzy, dalek, el-p or akria the don. those guys kick ass.

no, i have never heard of any of those...

Storm Rider wrote:

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Switch to Firefox. Seriously.

No way. Firefox is a mac thing. I hate macs, and apple, they look nice, and come in pretty colours, but like your average party slut, there is nothing beyond that. (unless of course you are in the film/artisitic business, then i will excuse you.

)

McTaggart · « **Reply #46 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:02 »

You fling around hate way too easily.

El Opium · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:03 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

Can we swap hells?

*looks at Khar's list*

erm..no...Unless you start hating lo-fi skronk rock a lot more, like that time you read one of my posts and ended up listening to Avarus by mistake.
I thought a bit more and being eternally trapped in a grocery store with the horrible muzak and soft rock they play on the PA would be extremly horrible. Gryff also has a point, though Summer of 69 is known to feature on grocery store playlists. This would be pretty bad too.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #48 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:05 »

Quote from: PrincessofBlackness

Firefox is a mac thing. I hate macs, and apple, they look nice, and come in pretty colours, but like your average party slut, there is nothing beyond that. (unless of course you are in the film/artisitic business, then i will excuse you. )

Firefox is not a mac thing.

Kai · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:23 »

Seriously. It's fun to like, base your opinions on these neat things called "facts" and "personal experience"! YEAH! GENERALIZATIONS = NFTW!

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Author Topic: Songs that will be played in your personal HELL (Read 24401 times)

nescience

ayePod

jcknbl

Praeserpium Machinarum

TrueNeutral

almost thursday

almost thursday

almost thursday

almost thursday

almost thursday

zutonna

thedevilissix

thedevilissix

almost thursday

thedevilissix

El Opium

surgerydrugsnrocknroll

nescience

eagle14

sjbrot

El Opium