I want to start a band called 'Depraved and Corrupted'. Our first album would be called 'Depraved and Corrupted Are Smoking Your Dead Grannies Toenails in a Bong Full of Bleach' and would have the following tracklist:
1: Wiping my Ass With Your Severed Face
2: Grenade Suppository
3: Cunt on Toast
4: Birkenhau Bukkake Bonanza
5: Vomiting Worms Into Your Empty Eye-Sockets
6: Enter Satans Inverted Church of Goat Intestines
7: Nobody Sees the Funny Side of Paedophilia (Except Me and Fred West) [GoatFister cover]
8: Why put Razors in Halloween Treats When Cyanide Poisoning is so Amusing?
and so on and so forth. The joke is, we would steal a demo from some emo band, and then send it to venues we asked to play at, calling ourselves 'Salvation Diner' or 'Broken Hearted and Spineless' or something, and get support slots for nancy emo acts, then, when we got up on stage, we would all be stoned out of our minds, rip off all our clothes and pour buckets of pigs blood over our heads, then play until we were physically removed from the stage by security.
I just want to be in a sick grind or black-punk band. 'tis not to be though. Hardcore has ruined everything.