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Rules of metal
Storm Rider:
--- Quote from: Bastardous Bassist ---Hey, at least it's not as bad as Kerry King's "Oh my God! What's happening with my hands!?" solos.
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Holy crap, I've finally found somebody else that shares my hate of Kerry King.
Anyway, I just read the second power metal one:
13. Gettysburg was not a magical kingdom. Shame on you, Jon Schaffer!
74. The band that slays together, stays together. Unless you slay each other. But that’s OK, because Varg doesn’t play power metal.
jcknbl:
Lame.
Kai:
--- Quote from: Storm Rider ---
74. The band that slays together, stays together. Unless you slay each other. But that’s OK, because Varg doesn’t play power metal.
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omg so awesome
kikanjuuneko:
Hilarious, although I'd appreciate a couple for thrash and death.
KharBevNor:
I haven't read all of these.
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24. If you can’t be Michael Kiske, you can at least be Timo Tolkki.
25. Actually, don’t be Timo Tolkki.
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It's sad that that had me almost literally roffling.
--- Quote ---131. Life is like a chocolate box, some do without, others have plenty. It sticks in my throat, my stomach's in knots, while your box is so full, mine's perpetually empty
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That one bought fucking JOY to my HEART.
(Just so everyone else knows, it's a quote from 'Inequality Street' by Skyclad. Making Skyclad based jokes is teh awesome. I remember, for example, a pretty meh metal webcomic I read all of simply because they used a Skyclad song title as the caption for one of their early comics.)
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