Anyone else watch this show? It's Australian, and a skit show, on Channel 10, sundays, 10.30. It's really funny, in my opinion, and has a mix of different types of skits, and a mix of recurring characters and one offs.
Here's one of their skits, in script form! I thought this one was particularly appropriate for Questionable Content :D
A punk rock guy is talking to a punk rock girl.
Girl: How’s your band going?
Guy: Yeah, pretty good, we’re pretty underground.
Girl: What are you called?
Guy: Dunno yet.
Girl: Really, I’ve got some ideas if you want them.
Guy: No, that’s it, ‘dunno yet’ is our band name.
Girl: Yeah right. That’s pretty underground. My band’s pretty underground too.
Guy: Yeah?
Girl: We’re called the mole, the coffin, and the underground cave system.
Guy: That’s pretty underground. I haven’t heard of you guys.
Girl: Yeah, and you never will. We’re never playing any gigs.
Guy: Hey that’s pretty underground.
Girl: But here’s a flyer.
Guy: It’s blank.
Girl: Exactly. Our website is just a brown screen with the word ‘haberdashery.’.
Guy: That’s pretty underground. Have you heard of the wombles?
Girl: Yeah. They’re pretty underground.
Guy: They’re supporting us.
Girl: Where are you playing?
Guy: In our lounge room.
Girl: Cool. What’s your sound?
Guy: Oh, we don’t really play, we just sit around and talk about starting a band.
Girl: Oh. Do you have a CD?
Guy: Um, just a blank cassette.
Girl: Hey that’s underground.
Guy: Hey cool tshirt.
Girl: Yeah well it was until you said that.
Guy: Huh?
Girl: There’s nothing cool about wearing a tshirt that uncool people think are cool. (she takes it off)
Guy: Hey but being uncool is underground and therefore cool.
Girl: Oh yeah. Awesome. (she puts shirt back on)
Guy: Do you want to go out?
Girl: No, I’m married to my music career. Bye,
Guy: That’s pretty underground. (he starts crying)
