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Title: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Kid Carnival on 21 Apr 2007, 14:43
I love it. we gonna have problems?
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Post by: Kai on 21 Apr 2007, 14:44
yes
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Post by: Kid Carnival on 21 Apr 2007, 15:01
but I like ICP... they're not the best, but they're entertaining...
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Post by: Kai on 21 Apr 2007, 15:09
the dress is rumpled
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2007, 15:10
I hope you lubed up, 'cause you just fucked yourself.
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Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2007, 15:15
i must do laundry
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Post by: SensoryOssuary on 21 Apr 2007, 16:15
Quote
Yeah, what's up, man?
ICP in this bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
All you bitches, man
Come over to my house
And I'll take ya upstairs
And I'm a stick you with my wang
Ya know what I'm saying

I stuck her with my wang
She hit me in the balls
I grabbed her by her neck and I bounced her off the walls
She said it was an accident and then apologized
But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes

I stuck her with my wang
Bitchy bitchy ho
I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in your neden, ho
I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up
Pop off the lid and now I'm shooting on her butt

I stuck her with my wang
She grabbed by me nuts
She told me that she loved me and commenced down the circuit
I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear
When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear

I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)

I stuck her with my wang
I'm ringing ding-a-ling
After I hit it, my boys'll do the same
Bitches come in flocks when the carnivals in town
Suckin 'on my nuts, trying to be down

I stuck her with my wang
The freaky little slut
She wanted me to stick my finger in and out her butt
I asked the bitch why, she gave no reply
I went psycholistic and I stuck it in her eye

I stuck her with my wang
I hit it slow motion
I had the Ringmaster brew me up a love potion
I put it on her neden, I know this sounds insane
Her coochie started whistling and singing out my name
(Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy, stick me with your wang!)

I stuck her with my wang (he stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang,
then he hit the door)
I stuck her with my wang (he stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)

I stuck her with my wang
I hit it chicken style
I hit up them moms in the home improvement aisle
She called me Bob Vilo when I stuck it in the place
I tied her legs behind her and kicked her in the face

I stuck her with my wang
I took some Elmer's glue
I slapped it on her titties and I stuck her to the roof
And when I came back, I opened up the door
Her titties were so long they were draggin' on the floor

I stuck her with my wang
A little two woman
I told her call a friend over, we can have some fun
I heard her knock knock, I'm finna get the stank
I opened up the door, "Hi, I'm Frank"

I kicked him in his ass (kicked him in his ass, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)
I stuck her with my wang (he stuck her with his wang, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)

I stuck her with my wang...
All kind of bitches, man
Ya know what I'm saying
Fat bitches, skinny bitches
Ugly bitches,
I stuck her with my wang...
Bitches with hunchbacks
Bald-headed bitches
Motherfucker
Nasty motherfuckin' noodle-stank bootie-whack bitches
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of motherfucking hoes, bitch
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 16:39
No wonder your parents hate you.

I'm starting to hate you and I don't even have to live with you.

Zing!
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2007, 16:40
No wonder your parents hate you.

I'm starting to hate you and I don't even have to live with you.

Zing!

That's my bastardised line. Get the hell out.
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Post by: öde on 21 Apr 2007, 16:52
I just found out what's meant by 'knee-jerk reaction' because as soon as I read that you like ICP my leg moved up of its own accord as if it was trying to hit someone in the groin.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Apr 2007, 16:54
WE WANT CUNT






...wait...
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Post by: öde on 21 Apr 2007, 17:04
I think SensoryOssuary did the most damage to ICP's reputation in this thread.
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 17:08
Is that even necesary? I mean, ICP has some of the dumbest fans ever.

Not directly aimed at the OP. Need I link the SA prank?
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Post by: Storm Rider on 21 Apr 2007, 17:32
Yeah, I think you're in the wrong place.

Good luck in your future endeavors though! Make sure you read the warning label on the Windex bottle next time you get thirsty!
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 21 Apr 2007, 17:35
I think it's necessary, I mean, ICP has the dumbest fans ever.

This has nothing to do with taste or subjectivity. The only people I can conceivably see liking ICP are the members of the band and their embarrassed, too-nice-to-say-anything family members.

Directly aimed at all ICP fans: you are morons who like quite possibly the worst music ever, music so bad it is like the afterbirth squirted out after Limp Bizkit's birth. I am not a praying man, but I pray for your swift recovery.

OK I feel better now.  :lol:
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 21 Apr 2007, 17:45
ICP presents an interesting moral dilemma for me. I try to never judge people on their music tastes, however I am certain that no one who listens to ICP is a worthwhile human being.
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Post by: Hat on 21 Apr 2007, 17:48
FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JUGGALOS AND I DID NOTHING, FOR I WAS NOT A JUGGALO

THEN THEY CAME FOR THE COLDPLAY FANS, AND I DID NOTHING, BECAUSE FUCK, THAT BAND IS FOPPISH ENGLISH SHITE

THEN THEY CAME FOR ME, THE TOOL FAN, AND THERE WAS NOONE LEFT TO STAND UP FOR ME, BUT I DOUBT THE JUGGALOS AND COLDPLAY FANS WOULD HAVE ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING WANKERS
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 18:04
Okay, there is now a contest to find the ugliest Juggalo possible.

Impossible.
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Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2007, 18:05
How do you find the greenest blade of grass? The wettest drop of water? The whitest cloud?
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Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Apr 2007, 18:14
Finding the ugliest juggalo is like the quest for artistic perfection. You undertake it for the journey, not the impossible end result.

I'll start this ball rolling.

(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/9a/FatJuggalette.jpg/450px-FatJuggalette.jpg)
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Post by: Hat on 21 Apr 2007, 18:26
Damnit. You got a group photo with the one I had in it.

Fuck you Tommy


(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/364/rebekahpv5.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2007, 18:34
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/260px-JabbaTheHutt.jpg)
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Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Apr 2007, 19:03
Frankly I think Khar has already won.

Nah, you can do better. She is not even that fugly, just hugely overweight. It is mainly the make-up that is hilarious. I am sure there are more congenitally inbred Juggalos out there. Maybe ones that accidentally set themselves on fire lighting the gas stove in their trailer because they have an IQ of less than 40 and webbed fingers that make it hard to hold a match. But the awesome thing was, they were wearing their makeup, which shielded parts of their face from the flames so now they have their juggalo make up as twisted scars all over their faces.

Maybe someone like that.
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Post by: *Sights* on 21 Apr 2007, 19:05
Didn't Jabba had a band of his own? With those googly-eyed dudes and the laughing critter?
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Post by: Gryff on 21 Apr 2007, 19:28
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/gazmund/260px-JabbaTheHutt.jpg)
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Post by: alongwaltz on 21 Apr 2007, 20:16
Aren't they pretty universally considered to be one of the worst musical acts ever?  Like Limp Bizkit gets more credit than the former WCW tag team.
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 20:18
Gryff wins.

If I may..

(http://i14.tinypic.com/2jdg703.png)
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Apr 2007, 21:50
FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JUGGALOS AND I DID NOTHING, FOR I WAS NOT A JUGGALO

THEN THEY CAME FOR THE COLDPLAY FANS, AND I DID NOTHING, BECAUSE FUCK, THAT BAND IS FOPPISH ENGLISH SHITE

THEN THEY CAME FOR ME, THE TOOL FAN, AND THERE WAS NOONE LEFT TO STAND UP FOR ME, BUT I DOUBT THE JUGGALOS AND COLDPLAY FANS WOULD HAVE ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING WANKERS

An Anti-Flag song kind of goes like that.  Only with political parties instead of bands.  And i like a few Coldplay songs.

On topic: I know someone who is  "Juggalo" and is actually fairly smart.  He's incredibly good at math, but has a sharp lack of common sense.  :|
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 21:56
That's originally a quote from a poem by Martin Niem?ller. The "and I did nothing, for I was not a.." part was added later when people altered the poem for their own causes.

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Apr 2007, 22:13
Yeah.  Anti-Flag isn't my favorite band.  That sounds like a good poem though.

The song goes:
Quote
First they came for the Socialists,
and i did not speak out.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists,
and i did not speak out.

And then they came for me.

Or something like that.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: B!shop on 21 Apr 2007, 23:17
Man, I once listened to ICP. It remains one of my biggest shames to this day.
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Post by: The extra letter on 21 Apr 2007, 23:58
Why the hell would anyone want to look like the morbidly obese clown from Spawn?

I mean, unless they can turn into an awesome monster with big pointy teeth...
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 22 Apr 2007, 00:01
i once forced my friend to listen to ICP for 30 minutes. It is one of the few things i feel regret of.
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Post by: Ballard on 22 Apr 2007, 00:09
i once forced my friend to listen to ICP for 30 minutes. It is one of the few things i feel regret of.

With friends like that.. who needs enemies? :lol:
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Post by: The extra letter on 22 Apr 2007, 00:12
Back when I was 5, my honourary wicked auntie gave me a toy possum. For some bizarre reason that I forget, its name was Jigalot. Now whenever I see the word Juggalo, I'm reminded of my possum.

Man, I loved that toy possum.
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Post by: Narr on 22 Apr 2007, 00:25
I knew a guy who liked ICP.  He also likes Staind.

I don't think he has very good musical taste.
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 22 Apr 2007, 12:10
On topic: I know someone who is  "Juggalo" and is actually fairly smart. 

I want you to think about this sentence very carefully, because the first thing I look for when I try to determine whether someone is smart or not is whether they have willingly listened to ICP and enjoyed the experience.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: timehat on 22 Apr 2007, 13:24
I used to work in this mostly clothing store in a "hip" part of town, and one day, my coworker pointed this person out to me who was totally ridiculous looking. It was this really fat kid with stupid braids in his hair sticking out every which way, and I laughingly said to my coworker "He probably listens to ICP." And yea, did he turn around, making it clear that he donned an ICP shirt.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Kid Carnival on 25 Apr 2007, 20:46
I'm a fairly intelegent person, I don't listen to ICP at home, and I'm most certainly not a juggalo. I just think it has some entertainment value, and its good for pissing my girlfriend's parents off.
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Post by: jeph on 25 Apr 2007, 21:01
I had never actually read any of ICP's lyrics before. I have read better stuff by semiretarded nine-year-olds with flipper hands.
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Post by: Kid Carnival on 25 Apr 2007, 21:14
ouch. I just got my musical taste insulted by the man himself! I have seen the light!
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Post by: jeph on 25 Apr 2007, 21:28
I'm not insulting your musical taste, I'm insulting a shitty, shitty band that you listen to.
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Post by: Joseph on 25 Apr 2007, 21:29
I'm a fairly intelegent person, I don't listen to ICP at home, and I'm most certainly not a juggalo. I just think it has some entertainment value, and its good for pissing my girlfriend's parents off.

This is what I've been doing wrong with the ladies!  With my ex, I got her parents to like me!  Now I know how to work a succesful relationship.  What else works for pissing of a girl's parents, other than ICP?
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Post by: jeph on 25 Apr 2007, 21:32
poop on their couch

actually i bet there is an ICP song about that
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Post by: Kid Carnival on 25 Apr 2007, 21:34
I'm not insulting your musical taste, I'm insulting a shitty, shitty band that you listen to.

ah. my bad. I still think its cool that you made a statement considering the fans. thats pretty cool.

but they're not a band. they don't play instruments. just an observation. and the y do suck, but they're funny.
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Post by: Johnny C on 25 Apr 2007, 23:14
If you want to listen to a band because they're funny might I suggest Art Brut and the first Brakes record?
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Post by: Gridgm on 26 Apr 2007, 00:30
Yeah.  Anti-Flag isn't my favorite band.  That sounds like a good poem though.

The song goes:
Quote
First they came for the Socialists,
and i did not speak out.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists,
and i did not speak out.

And then they came for me.

Or something like that.


...i have that song on vinyl...freebies are fun
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Post by: öde on 26 Apr 2007, 05:10
I'd describe them as more 'tragic' than 'funny'.
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 26 Apr 2007, 06:08
He also likes Staind.

There's a Youtube video of Staind AND Fred Durst covering Public Enemy's classic track "Bring the Noise".  And as if the irony of a band of clueless white dudes covering a song by a militant rap group weren't enough, they change the line "Farrakhan's a prophet" to "Farrakhan's a racist", but don't alter the surrounding sentence in any way shape or form, leading to the rather confusing statement, "Farrakhan's a racist and I think that you should listen to what he can say to you."

Anyway, Juggalo personals! (http://hometown.aol.com/debbikins6/personals.html)  These things are awesome.
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Post by: Inlander on 26 Apr 2007, 06:09
If you want to listen to a band because they're funny might I suggest Art Brut

This is the best advice anybody will ever give you. This is advice for everybody on this forum to take on board. This is advice for life.
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Post by: Inlander on 26 Apr 2007, 06:48
I think they were largely dismissed as a novelty act in the U.K. This is very wrong.

http://www.myspace.com/artbrut (http://www.myspace.com/artbrut)

I can't vouch for any of the new songs on there (new album out in June! Hot damn!), but do yourself a favour and listen to "Emily Kane". If it doesn't bring even a little smile to your face it's time to face up to the fact that there's a very real possibility that you just don't like fun.
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 26 Apr 2007, 06:49
I get the feeling this thread is going to be the QC forums version of a child born to loving parents only that child has some rare genetic disorder that means the kid will die before he/she turns 10 after years of being an expensive burden and emotional meatgrinder for the parents. They love their child so much and want it to get better, but it just never will, so secretly they are longing for the day when the kid's disorder finally wins and the parents can attempt to move on with their lives and put this tragedy behind them.
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Post by: ALoveSupreme on 26 Apr 2007, 07:22
I once saw an ICP shirt, and attached to it was a female that didn't look as though she were born of wolf and whale.  I might have even considered her attractive.  I had to avert my eyes, it was probably like looking at the opened Ark of the Covenant.
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Post by: Joseph on 26 Apr 2007, 08:17
Guys, this thread was a ton better during the brief time when it wasn't about ICP.  Can we go back to talking about Art Brut or pissing of parents or something?
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Post by: fearghal on 26 Apr 2007, 13:21
Guys, this thread was a ton better during the brief time when it wasn't about ICP.  Can we go back to talking about Art Brut or pissing of parents or something?

or just pissing....

seriously
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: jeph on 26 Apr 2007, 13:37
it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee
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Post by: heyboygetasweater on 26 Apr 2007, 13:42
I'm disappointed, i was looking through the Juggalo personals, and my state has the most. I need to get out of Ohio
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Post by: öde on 26 Apr 2007, 13:45
the wait is so worth it
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Post by: fearghal on 26 Apr 2007, 13:48
it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

idk...let me go see....



yeah thats about accurate.
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Post by: heyboygetasweater on 26 Apr 2007, 13:57
the wait is so worth it


What makes you say that?
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Post by: Thrillho on 26 Apr 2007, 16:27
I think they were largely dismissed as a novelty act in the U.K. This is very wrong.

No, they were more dismissed as being shit outside of one good song, namely 'Formed A Band.' Which was great.
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Post by: Johnny C on 26 Apr 2007, 16:52
shit outside of one good song

This is so wildly incorrect that I have no choice but to upload the entire record in question.

Congratulations, this thread. Your quality has just exploded.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=2D5ED3885933374C
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Post by: Kid Carnival on 26 Apr 2007, 21:16
He also likes Staind.

There's a Youtube video of Staind AND Fred Durst covering Public Enemy's classic track "Bring the Noise".  And as if the irony of a band of clueless white dudes covering a song by a militant rap group weren't enough, they change the line "Farrakhan's a prophet" to "Farrakhan's a racist", but don't alter the surrounding sentence in any way shape or form, leading to the rather confusing statement, "Farrakhan's a racist and I think that you should listen to what he can say to you."

Anyway, Juggalo personals! (http://hometown.aol.com/debbikins6/personals.html)  These things are awesome.

I'm sad... I didn't see any of my lo or lette friends on there... it is pretty lame though.
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 26 Apr 2007, 22:07
I'm disappointed, i was looking through the Juggalo personals, and my state has the most. I need to get out of Ohio

You too?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ Ohio sucks. It can't be explained well enough for people who haven't lived here for at least a few years. There's just a certain atmosphere, a feeling if you will, to Ohio that crushes a (wo)man's spirit like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. Unless you have some kind of alarm, you don't know you're dead (inside) until it's too late.
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Post by: Johnny C on 26 Apr 2007, 23:46
OI! FUCKS!

I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF UPLOADING THAT RECORD SO YOU COULD AT LEAST TALK ABOUT IT OKAY THANKS
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Post by: Inlander on 27 Apr 2007, 00:14
Sorry, Johnny. I was too busy listening to their new songs on Pitchfork.
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Post by: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2007, 00:17
Look four posts above yours.

That's what it looks like when someone's trying to accomplish something in this thread.

Jeez.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 27 Apr 2007, 02:38

Anyway, Juggalo personals! (http://hometown.aol.com/debbikins6/personals.html)  These things are awesome.

Those things are fucking terrifying.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Hat on 27 Apr 2007, 04:19
it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

I disagree. I really don't get into it until about the twelve second mark.

Of course, the old rule of thumb applies that when drinking, divide this by four.
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Post by: Inlander on 27 Apr 2007, 05:13
Look four posts above yours.

That's what it looks like when someone's trying to accomplish something in this thread.

Jeez.

But I already own the album! I already love the band! I mean, if you want to just carry on a parallel conversation here about Art Brut then I'm more than happy to indulge you, but besides that all I can do is offer you my solidarity, man.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 27 Apr 2007, 06:01
Johnny, once it's done downloading it I'll post a review, provided I'm not inundated with school work. Don't worry. There is only so much to say about Icp.


edit: I like this alot. After a second listen and a few finals prepared for, I'll say more.
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Post by: fearghal on 27 Apr 2007, 07:37
it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

I disagree. I really don't get into it until about the twelve second mark.

Of course, the old rule of thumb applies that when drinking, divide this by four.


you count when drinking? kudos man. im lucky just to aim.
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Apr 2007, 09:50
You too?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ Ohio sucks.

In my humble opinion, the Buckeyes make up for it tenfold.

OI! FUCKS!

I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF UPLOADING THAT RECORD SO YOU COULD AT LEAST TALK ABOUT IT OKAY THANKS

I downloaded the album. I've been meaning to get into them as of late, so I thank you.
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Post by: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2007, 12:13
But I already own the album! I already love the band! I mean, if you want to just carry on a parallel conversation here about Art Brut then I'm more than happy to indulge you, but besides that all I can do is offer you my solidarity, man.

It's alright. I'm just trying to convince people that what I say and do and a thread is the part that matters.
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Post by: heyboygetasweater on 27 Apr 2007, 12:56
I'm disappointed, i was looking through the Juggalo personals, and my state has the most. I need to get out of Ohio

You too?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ Ohio sucks. It can't be explained well enough for people who haven't lived here for at least a few years. There's just a certain atmosphere, a feeling if you will, to Ohio that crushes a (wo)man's spirit like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. Unless you have some kind of alarm, you don't know you're dead (inside) until it's too late.


The best way I can explain Ohio to the outside world would be like watching paint dry, as a party is going on in the next room
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Thrillho on 27 Apr 2007, 15:46
shit outside of one good song

This is so wildly incorrect that I have no choice but to upload the entire record in question.

I'm sorry, so when the press that I read said Art Brut weren't very good except for that song were lying to me, and they didn't actually think that? My bad.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Inlander on 27 Apr 2007, 18:48
What we have here is two different arguments. DynamiteKid, you said originally that the media (that you'd read, at least) had dismissed Art Brut as having only one good song. This is (presumably) a perfectly accurate summation of the media coverage that you have read. Johnny C wasn't taking issue with your assessment of the media coverage, but rather with the coverage itself: namely, the criticism that Art Brut has only one good song. Thus, his argument is not with you, but with the music media!
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Post by: Johnny C on 28 Apr 2007, 00:40
Indeed! If I were arguing with you, the phrase "yo' momma" would be involved at least three times.

Perhaps I've been watching too much 8 Mile.
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Post by: epifreak on 28 Apr 2007, 09:27
I dunno, I've got a bit of a taste for ICP. I also slow down to look at train-wrecks, laugh at dead baby jokes, and find suicide humor hilarious. In short, my taste for ICP is more a manifestation of my morbid sense of humor than anything else. Now, here's an interesting debate point: Do the members of ICP take themselves seriously, or is the band one big joke in bad taste? Either way their existence is pretty funny. If they do take themselves seriously, then, well, see my trainwreck/dead baby comment. If not, we may be discussing the biggest and possibly best practical joke of all time.
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Post by: IronOxide on 28 Apr 2007, 10:25
Am I the only one who would find them no more amusing on either level?
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Post by: Cernunnos on 28 Apr 2007, 11:16
ICP are a joke that isn't funny.
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Post by: Thrillho on 28 Apr 2007, 17:36
Indeed! If I were arguing with you, the phrase "yo' momma" would be involved at least three times.

Perhaps I've been watching too much 8 Mile.

Well, that may be, but the fact remains that YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GO TO THA MOVIE THEATAH SHE SIT NEXT TAH EVERBODEH
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 28 Apr 2007, 18:40
 I giggle at ICP. They have a knack for writing some pretty funny stuff from time to time.
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Post by: Unosuke on 28 Apr 2007, 18:43
I was into them in the 8th grade. Now a days.....not so much. Now I think they're kind of annoying.
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Post by: *Sights* on 28 Apr 2007, 21:18
I don't know guys, perhaps ICP is historically important. I can't, no matter how hard i try, think of shittier band and for this, they will be remembered forever. FOREVER. Good bands will come and go, entire genres will be forgotten, but when mankind takes its last breath, ICP will still be there..........We are completely and thoroughly fucked.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Ballard on 28 Apr 2007, 21:35
Cory wins at yo momma jokes.

"Yo momma is so fat that she will have irreversible health issues."
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: imapiratearg on 28 Apr 2007, 21:37
Not when the Third Impact comes!  ^.^

/end_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_reference

God, i've been watching far too much of that show lately.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: IronOxide on 28 Apr 2007, 22:07
You know that it ended over a decade ago, right?
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: NiMRoD420 on 30 Apr 2007, 09:48
Alright, for all the "haters" "up in this bitch"...

Witness the lyrical marvel that is "Santa's A Fat Bitch"

Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling

[gunshot]

Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin, he's commin he must
Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin payed
leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin
Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Another year I aint get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ohh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I'd get the short end of the stick
No kinda gift I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santas a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe)
Another year and I ain't got shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
[Background:] Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich boys they gettin payed
Countin the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I'm a kill that fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(He ate too much McDonals)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Mrs. Claus is a ho)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Slice that bitch in the big red coat)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature sturrin but a fuckin rat
I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
Aint smellin no turky sure as hell aint no stuffin
All that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat mutha fucka would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber ballz
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house
There be no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Another year I aint get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(If I hear him land on my roof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(I aint ge-et shi-it)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

[record scratching]
"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Claus again."
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: öde on 30 Apr 2007, 09:56
Yeah, I have a feeling posting ICP lyrics won't help your argument for them.

This is a sad fuckin' song
We'll be lucky if I don't bust out crying

How does it feel?
Your night light, your curling iron
Lit up by the sweat of others,
For many's the day
But not from November to May

The floor is littered
With woodchips and apple cores
And hulls of acorns
There is a chattering sound

Because they were squirrels; real squirrels.
(And there were thousands)
This isn't some kind of metaphor,
Goddamn, this is real

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Just fucking kill him!


   Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
Regardless of my feelings on the subject,
It appears that I am going to

Get up to fight, and forget about it
I've paid more than anyone would advise for this watch and so far i am dissapointed in it....
It beeps at me at noon and seven and nine and i cannot turn off the piece of shit

Hey man, hey!
I wanna have a fight with you
From the way that you behave it is clear
to me you would like to have one too.
Let's stop, dance...
and do what we both came here to do
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: NiMRoD420 on 30 Apr 2007, 10:08
That's a poor example. At their best, they're hilarious in an ironic yet extremely juvenile and vulgar way. At their worst, well... I don't really need to explain.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: öde on 30 Apr 2007, 10:23
At their best, they're extremely juvenile and vulgar way. At their worst, well... I don't really need to explain.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: epifreak on 30 Apr 2007, 10:26
I think it's mostly hilarious that they have fans that take them seriously. Seriously, ICP is a joke, and juggalos are the punch line.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: öde on 30 Apr 2007, 10:29
ICP is like that joke that takes like 10 minutes to tell and has no punch line.

Except it's lasted 20 years.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: NiMRoD420 on 30 Apr 2007, 10:31
I disagree, there have been a lot of punchlines. It's just not hip to admit it, so you won't.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Kid Carnival on 10 May 2007, 10:19
odly enough, we're talking about ICP while I'm listening to another love song. call the irony police! :police:
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: imapiratearg on 10 May 2007, 16:05
You know that it ended over a decade ago, right?

It's still a damn good show.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: IronOxide on 10 May 2007, 16:57
I will give you that.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Ernest on 12 May 2007, 21:50
odly enough, we're talking about ICP while I'm listening to another love song. call the irony police! :police:

Actually, I called the real police, and they're going to really fuck your ICP-loving ass up.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Kid Carnival on 13 May 2007, 21:58
that wuold explain why I got jumped by the cops. again. I thought it was just another random occurence.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Ballard on 13 May 2007, 22:07
No, I'm pretty sure it was the face paint and cornrows.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Tyler on 13 May 2007, 22:11
I am quite sure all worthwhile things to be said about how there is nothing worthwhile with ICP were said. Let it bleed and die.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: M4 on 17 May 2007, 21:49
ICP was the joke that you and you're friends had in the sixth grade. That joke that your parents would kill you if they over heard you. But, then, the summer comes and goes. You get off the bus on the first day of 7th grade and one of your friends tries to bring up the joke. You slap him and ask him what the hell is problem is. "Grow up," you say, "This ain't 6th grade no more,".

Then you tell a joke about a twelve inch pianist and the whole group dies of laughter.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: epifreak on 21 May 2007, 01:13
No really, the fans are the punch line. Just think about it. This band has-honest to god-punch you in the face for saying anything bad about the band fans. Isn't that funny enough to justify the band's existence?
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: öde on 21 May 2007, 01:17
STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD,
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 21 May 2007, 05:35
PLEASE.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: öde on 21 May 2007, 11:33
DUDE!
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: epifreak on 21 May 2007, 12:02
SWEET!
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: öde on 21 May 2007, 12:42
That's not what I was going for. It was more "DUDE!" stop posting. You should stop posting.
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: Ben yayayayayayayay on 21 May 2007, 13:46
PLEASE.


Edit: damn just missed it
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: epifreak on 21 May 2007, 20:05
I'm going to assume that you're smart enough to figure out that by continuing to post in this thread, telling others to stop posting, you perpetuate this thread's existence. This is further compounded by the last five or six posts being in relation to your posting. So, what's your excuse?  :wink:
Title: Re: so uh... ICP...
Post by: E. Spaceman on 21 May 2007, 20:20
I am going to assume that fuck this thread