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Title: Well here is a movie about vagina dentata
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Nov 2007, 22:44
Played as a horror film (http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/teeth_poster_trailer_deadly_la.php), no less.
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Post by: michaelicious on 22 Nov 2007, 23:03
I think it's a comedy.
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Post by: bluebird on 23 Nov 2007, 00:40
I have heard that the trailer is pretty deceptive. The film itself is a comedy, not the horror the trailer suggests.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 23 Nov 2007, 02:51
That movie looks hilarious.
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Post by: SSBM Masta13 on 23 Nov 2007, 03:47
I actually do believe it's a horror movie, and either way, comedy or horror, this is shaping up to be the most fucked up movie that has ever been made. That said, I doubt that I ever will see it.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 23 Nov 2007, 09:13
Calm down, it's a work of fiction.
I think it has potential to be a very funny movie if done right. 
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Post by: Lines on 23 Nov 2007, 09:22
Though it looks freaky, I'm pretty sure it's a comedy. I think it's got potential to be hilarious as well.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 23 Nov 2007, 09:48
NYOM NYOM PENISES
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Post by: Johnny C on 23 Nov 2007, 09:54
It's being played as a horror film the same way Hot Fuzz was played as an action film - clear love for the genre but definite comic undercurrent.
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Post by: Tom on 23 Nov 2007, 15:32
It'll eat you out!
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Post by: bryanthelion on 23 Nov 2007, 15:44
That looks like the best movie ever made!
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Post by: imapiratearg on 23 Nov 2007, 17:18
It'll eat you out!

In Soviet Russia, vagina eat you!
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Post by: Ozymandias on 23 Nov 2007, 17:56
Dang, what is with people and Achewood fouls these days?
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Post by: bryanthelion on 23 Nov 2007, 18:30
Can someone link the painting of Georgia O' Keefe's vagina teeth painting?
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Post by: Lines on 23 Nov 2007, 19:25
O' Keefe painted flowers, landscapes, and animal skulls. I don't think she was of the vagina dentata type.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 23 Nov 2007, 19:31
You have to admit.
The flowers she drew?
They were special flowers.
They were vaginal flowers.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Nov 2007, 21:11
damnit, they actually said every rose has its thorns
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Post by: imapiratearg on 23 Nov 2007, 21:22
Every time I hear that phrase, I hear that god damned Poison song play through my head.  :cry:
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Post by: Liz on 23 Nov 2007, 23:15
I am now disturbed having watched the trailer. What the heck?
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 24 Nov 2007, 03:43
Vagina dentata is nothing new, people.
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Post by: Tom on 24 Nov 2007, 17:39
Oh dear god, what if there are people with a vagina dentata fetish.
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Post by: Lines on 24 Nov 2007, 18:20
You thought about it, meaning somewhere someone probably has it.
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Post by: Emaline on 24 Nov 2007, 22:14
I actually do believe it's a horror movie, and either way, comedy or horror, this is shaping up to be the most fucked up movie that has ever been made*. That said, I can't wait for this to come out!




ETA: *not counting Visitor Q, or anything from Category 3 for that matter.
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 24 Nov 2007, 22:17
Whether it's a comedy or not, it still scares the shit out of me.

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Post by: Tom on 24 Nov 2007, 23:50
You thought about it, meaning somewhere someone probably has it.

Damn, Quantum Fetish Mechanics!

I'm now gonna think real hard about a tj fetish that only hot chicks can get.
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 25 Nov 2007, 00:03
The phrase "unsuspecting vagina-goers" is really funny.  I'm jealous because I didn't think of it.
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Post by: De_El on 25 Nov 2007, 13:56
The real question is, what happens to things that get bit off by her vagina? Are they ingested? Spit out?
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Post by: camelpimp on 25 Nov 2007, 16:57
What? No mention of this Queen of Wands comic? (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html) Come on people!
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Post by: imapiratearg on 25 Nov 2007, 17:07
That is great.
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Post by: Liz on 25 Nov 2007, 19:43
Someone has posted that elsewhere before, as it looks oddly familiar. I think it was funnier this time around.
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Post by: muteKi on 26 Nov 2007, 10:30
And here I was just done reading an erotic vampire story on DeviantArt.


I DETECT A THEME AND IT'S SCARING MY BONER
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Post by: Tehz on 26 Nov 2007, 14:09
Despite how much I know I don't want to see it...I still want to see it.  :|
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Post by: Clobbersaurus on 26 Nov 2007, 14:28
heh, i'm gonna copy pasta what i posted elsewhere:

you know those horror films where nipples get sliced, diced, and chewed off? i can't watch those without wanting to puke or faint, so i figure that if i had a wee wee i'd react the same way watching this, so i'm not going to force any of my male buds to come see this with me because they've all been kind enough to warn me when titty-slicing sequences in horror films were about to happen.

except that one time no one warned me in Ichi the Killer, and i've never forgiven them >: (

anyhoo, i dont have a wee wee so i can finally enjoy a horror film with genital/sexual organ mutilation in peace. :)
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Post by: Ocarina654 on 30 Nov 2007, 00:41
A little late but I was reading through the PBF archives and....

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF051-Zarflax.jpg
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Post by: Dissy on 30 Nov 2007, 11:53
Every time I hear that phrase, I hear Bill and Ted at the Gates to Heaven.  :angel:

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Post by: brady on 04 Dec 2007, 13:19
There be dragons in that cave.
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Post by: Meta on 04 Dec 2007, 23:30
Anyone ever see The Killer Condom?

Wins a fucked-up prize in my book.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0116791/
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Post by: Tom on 04 Dec 2007, 23:49
yay, new profile theme!
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Post by: faerygrrl on 24 Jan 2008, 00:30
The real question is, what happens to things that get bit off by her vagina? Are they ingested? Spit out?

For some reason the thought is HILARIOUS!!!
Someones finger comes flying out of her hole. Wait, no. That is really gross.
It might be my lack of wang dang doodle but I actually want to see this movie.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 00:36
Anyone ever see The Killer Condom?

Wins a fucked-up prize in my book.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0116791/

Yes, I mentioned it in another thread.  It really is an awesome movie, because it combines a touching gay love story with, well, a killer condom.
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Post by: Scruffy on 31 Jan 2008, 14:29
I've never seen a film so obviously flaunting the total lack of respect for the audience.  I mean, really, 8 year old humour in an rated R movie?
Well anyway, the real deterant is that all the jokes will have been said before arriving at the theatre. 

/I for one applaud how she's taken a Bite Out of CrimeŽ
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Post by: Tom on 31 Jan 2008, 18:24
If its R in America, I'm exoecting MA15+ in Australia.