Topic: Well here is a movie about vagina dentata (Read 14288 times)

Johnny C · « **on:** 22 Nov 2007, 22:44 »

Played as a horror film, no less.

michaelicious · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 Nov 2007, 23:03 »

I think it's a comedy.

bluebird · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 00:40 »

I have heard that the trailer is pretty deceptive. The film itself is a comedy, not the horror the trailer suggests.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 02:51 »

That movie looks hilarious.

SSBM Masta13 · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 03:47 »

I actually do believe it's a horror movie, and either way, comedy or horror, this is shaping up to be the most fucked up movie that has ever been made. That said, I doubt that I ever will see it.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 09:13 »

Calm down, it's a work of fiction.
I think it has potential to be a very funny movie if done right.

Lines · « **Reply #6 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 09:22 »

Though it looks freaky, I'm pretty sure it's a comedy. I think it's got potential to be hilarious as well.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #7 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 09:48 »

NYOM NYOM PENISES

Johnny C · « **Reply #8 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 09:54 »

It's being played as a horror film the same way Hot Fuzz was played as an action film - clear love for the genre but definite comic undercurrent.

Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 15:32 »

It'll eat you out!

bryanthelion · « **Reply #10 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 15:44 »

That looks like the best movie ever made!

imapiratearg · « **Reply #11 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 17:18 »

Quote from: n0t_r0bert_b0yle!! on 23 Nov 2007, 15:32

It'll eat you out!

In Soviet Russia, vagina eat you!

Ozymandias · « **Reply #12 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 17:56 »

Dang, what is with people and Achewood fouls these days?

bryanthelion · « **Reply #13 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 18:30 »

Can someone link the painting of Georgia O' Keefe's vagina teeth painting?

Lines · « **Reply #14 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 19:25 »

O' Keefe painted flowers, landscapes, and animal skulls. I don't think she was of the vagina dentata type.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #15 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 19:31 »

You have to admit.
The flowers she drew?
They were special flowers.
They were vaginal flowers.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #16 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 21:11 »

damnit, they actually said every rose has its thorns

imapiratearg · « **Reply #17 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 21:22 »

Every time I hear that phrase, I hear that god damned Poison song play through my head.

Liz · « **Reply #18 on:** 23 Nov 2007, 23:15 »

I am now disturbed having watched the trailer. What the heck?

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 Nov 2007, 03:43 »

Vagina dentata is nothing new, people.

Tom · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 Nov 2007, 17:39 »

Oh dear god, what if there are people with a vagina dentata fetish.

Lines · « **Reply #21 on:** 24 Nov 2007, 18:20 »

You thought about it, meaning somewhere someone probably has it.

Emaline · « **Reply #22 on:** 24 Nov 2007, 22:14 »

Quote from: SSBM Masta13 on 23 Nov 2007, 03:47

I actually do believe it's a horror movie, and either way, comedy or horror, this is shaping up to be the most fucked up movie that has ever been made*. That said, I can't wait for this to come out!

ETA: *not counting Visitor Q, or anything from Category 3 for that matter.

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #23 on:** 24 Nov 2007, 22:17 »

Whether it's a comedy or not, it still scares the shit out of me.

Tom · « **Reply #24 on:** 24 Nov 2007, 23:50 »

Quote from: Linds on 24 Nov 2007, 18:20

You thought about it, meaning somewhere someone probably has it.

Damn, Quantum Fetish Mechanics!

I'm now gonna think real hard about a tj fetish that only hot chicks can get.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #25 on:** 25 Nov 2007, 00:03 »

The phrase "unsuspecting vagina-goers" is really funny. I'm jealous because I didn't think of it.

De_El · « **Reply #26 on:** 25 Nov 2007, 13:56 »

The real question is, what happens to things that get bit off by her vagina? Are they ingested? Spit out?

camelpimp · « **Reply #27 on:** 25 Nov 2007, 16:57 »

What? No mention of this Queen of Wands comic? Come on people!

imapiratearg · « **Reply #28 on:** 25 Nov 2007, 17:07 »

That is great.

Liz · « **Reply #29 on:** 25 Nov 2007, 19:43 »

Someone has posted that elsewhere before, as it looks oddly familiar. I think it was funnier this time around.

muteKi · « **Reply #30 on:** 26 Nov 2007, 10:30 »

And here I was just done reading an erotic vampire story on DeviantArt.

I DETECT A THEME AND IT'S SCARING MY BONER

Tehz · « **Reply #31 on:** 26 Nov 2007, 14:09 »

Despite how much I know I don't want to see it...I still want to see it.

Clobbersaurus · « **Reply #32 on:** 26 Nov 2007, 14:28 »

heh, i'm gonna copy pasta what i posted elsewhere:

you know those horror films where nipples get sliced, diced, and chewed off? i can't watch those without wanting to puke or faint, so i figure that if i had a wee wee i'd react the same way watching this, so i'm not going to force any of my male buds to come see this with me because they've all been kind enough to warn me when titty-slicing sequences in horror films were about to happen.

except that one time no one warned me in Ichi the Killer, and i've never forgiven them >: (

anyhoo, i dont have a wee wee so i can finally enjoy a horror film with genital/sexual organ mutilation in peace.

Ocarina654 · « **Reply #33 on:** 30 Nov 2007, 00:41 »

A little late but I was reading through the PBF archives and....

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF051-Zarflax.jpg

Dissy · « **Reply #34 on:** 30 Nov 2007, 11:53 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 23 Nov 2007, 21:22

Every time I hear that phrase, I hear Bill and Ted at the Gates to Heaven.

brady · « **Reply #35 on:** 04 Dec 2007, 13:19 »

There be dragons in that cave.

Meta · « **Reply #36 on:** 04 Dec 2007, 23:30 »

Anyone ever see The Killer Condom?

Wins a fucked-up prize in my book.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0116791/

Tom · « **Reply #37 on:** 04 Dec 2007, 23:49 »

yay, new profile theme!

faerygrrl · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 00:30 »

Quote from: De_El on 25 Nov 2007, 13:56

The real question is, what happens to things that get bit off by her vagina? Are they ingested? Spit out?

For some reason the thought is HILARIOUS!!!
Someones finger comes flying out of her hole. Wait, no. That is really gross.
It might be my lack of wang dang doodle but I actually want to see this movie.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #39 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 00:36 »

Quote from: Meta on 04 Dec 2007, 23:30

Anyone ever see The Killer Condom?

Wins a fucked-up prize in my book.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0116791/

Yes, I mentioned it in another thread. It really is an awesome movie, because it combines a touching gay love story with, well, a killer condom.

Scruffy · « **Reply #40 on:** 31 Jan 2008, 14:29 »

I've never seen a film so obviously flaunting the total lack of respect for the audience. I mean, really, 8 year old humour in an rated R movie?
Well anyway, the real deterant is that all the jokes will have been said before arriving at the theatre.

/I for one applaud how she's taken a Bite Out of Crime®

Tom · « **Reply #41 on:** 31 Jan 2008, 18:24 »

If its R in America, I'm exoecting MA15+ in Australia.

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bluebird

SSBM Masta13

camelpimp

muteKi

brady

Meta

faerygrrl