heh, i'm gonna copy pasta what i posted elsewhere:
you know those horror films where nipples get sliced, diced, and chewed off? i can't watch those without wanting to puke or faint, so i figure that if i had a wee wee i'd react the same way watching this, so i'm not going to force any of my male buds to come see this with me because they've all been kind enough to warn me when titty-slicing sequences in horror films were about to happen.
except that one time no one warned me in Ichi the Killer, and i've never forgiven them >: (
anyhoo, i dont have a wee wee so i can finally enjoy a horror film with genital/sexual organ mutilation in peace.
