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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 19:33
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Points for the most humorous avatar. Show me what you got QC community.
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Mine is clearly the best.
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change 'points' to 'money' or 'ice cream' and i might be interested
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Stop it you'll make me cry then write a blog about how much i hate life.
Immapirate...you are in the lead.
If you do this I'll give you 72 virgins in heaven.
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i don't get what this thread is about.
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seeing as how eventually it will be derailed it doesnt matter
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Please Kenny one of the following -
The feeling of numbness after you have been accidentally leaning on your own arm for several minutes. [/b]
Just Better: Walking around on a numb leg pretending it's a pirate's peg leg
Just Worse: The feeling of numbness you get when you've accidentally stopped circulation to your genitals.
THE KENNY: Listening to The Who for the first time
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Eventually?
Really?
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Well, it's only a matter of time before this shift into (yes it's possible) something even more dumb.
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Just Better: The look on people's faces after they hear/see you
Just Worse: Not having a brush and paste available, and still tasting it after hours
Kenny: an old man falling in an embarassing way
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My favorite avatar is ode's.
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Just Better: American Flag'n' Automatic Weapon Pinup Calendars!
Just Worse: Country music
New Kenny: Eddie Murphy films failing at the box office.
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Woah, how did the title of this thread change?
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Why do we have threads like this?
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I expected derailing but not to this extent.
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Guys I just think everyone should know that I haven't gotten laid in like three weeks.
Just thought I would put that out there.
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OMG OMG, here - use my E-peen. It's massive.
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What the hell is this thread.
I mean, c'mon guys. This is a new low even for us.
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i'm so confused.
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Hey! This is my first post in like a week. Give me a break. I got to get back into the swing of things.
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The Kenny: 'Amusingly' monickered American sprinter Tyson Gay.
Just better: Staff Sergeant MAX FIGHTMASTER (http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html)
Just Worse: Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock_Stirrup)
New Kenny: Microsoft
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Kenny: the actor Charles Bronson.
Just better: the actor Carl Weathers
Just worse: the actor Casper van Dien
Kenny: Ex-prosecutor and media hysteria exploiter Nancy Grace.
Come on people, we need more participants.
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Just better: The Hippy Dippy Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uaw3WIOlc)
Just worse: Soviet propaganda
New Kenny: World of Warcraft
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Just better: EQ2
Just worse: A drug addiction.
new kenny: sleepwalking
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What in the heck is The Kenny
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Just better: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone
Just worse: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone
Kenny: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone
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Just better: Est doing it right
Just worse: Est locking the thread
The Kenny: Safe 'N' Sane fireworks.
(you take the kenny, think of something just better than it, and something just worse than it, and then think of a new kenny. Don't know why it is called that, honestly.)
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Just better: locking the Kenny thread.
Just worse: stickying the Kenny thread.
A bit like that?
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Harry, you have to come up with a new Kenny or else it totally screws it all up.
Jeez.
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The Kenny: tempting modly fate.
EDIT: hold your loved ones close, ladies and gentlemen, this thread's soul refreshment comes courtesy of Mr. Otis Redding. A beautiful ballad from his superb Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul. This is "You Don't Miss Your Water". Listen to the lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmvDSw0FMss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmvDSw0FMss)
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Just better: Getting made a mod because the mod likes posters with balls.
Just worse: Getting made a mod because the mod really likes posters with balls.
The Kenny: Ice cream.
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Just better: You could do a huge variety of different things.
Just worse: You're singing on a cruise ship until April 2009.
The Kenny - Professional wrestlers becoming professional actors.
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Just better: Actors becoming politicians
Just worst: Professional sportspeople becoming actors
The Kenny - Batman!
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Just Better: The video for November Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siBoLc9vxac), featuring half (!) of Axl Rose's wife
Just Worse: The video for More Than Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7L4X4li_k) by Extreme, encapsulating why shitty metal bands should not be allowed acoustic guitars
The kenny: Putting on your shoes only to discover your pet shat inside them
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Just better: Putting on your shoes then immediately stepping in shat.
Just worse: Trying to punish your cute lovable pet for shatting in your shoes.
New Kenny: Tripping over your own feet.
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Just better: Falling into butterscotch pudding.
Just worse: Falling into vanilla pudding.
Kenny: Velociraptor.
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Just better - Rolling over and hitting your head on the nightstand.
Just worse - Succumbing to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/)
The Kenny - Noel Gallagher
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What is this shit? This is like the Pie Race but with a resounding DUMB.
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Just Better: Not knowing who that is and confusing him with Leo Gallagher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian))
Just Worse: Realizing that he's a member of Oasis
The Kenny - Lil Mama
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(Tommy, I am pretty sure The Scream was Edvard Munch's)
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Just Better: Punching Lil Mama in the mouth for reals and taking a shot
Just Worse: Tila Tequila
The Kenny: Discovering the time you spent burning up your Dad's Master card funds with your closest friends wasn't priceless.
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Just better: Blowing the money that your parents gave you for tuition on beer.
Just worse: Stealing your parent's credit card to buy hookers (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)
New Kenny: Old School
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Just better: New School
Just worse: Kickin' it Old Skool (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772178/)
Kenny: No disentigrations
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Just Better: Disintegration (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disintegration)
Just Worse: Dysentery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysentery)
Kenny: Blackface
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just better: yellow face
just worse: black people
kenny: heterosexuality
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just better: bisexuality
just worse: asexuality
kenny: butt sex
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Just Better: Butthead (http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buschick/library/butthead.gif)
Just Worse: Buttwelding
Kenny: Superpowers
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Just Better: Using Superpowers for awesome
Just Worse: Your superpower is having a slightly lazy left eye
The Kenny: Corpsegrinder
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Just Better: Sweeney Todd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd)
Just Worse: NCBA (http://www.beefusa.org/)
The Kenny: Miranda rights
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Just better: Right of way
Just worse: Make My Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_My_Day_Law)
(see what I did there?)
The Kenny: Bottled Water
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Just Better: Drinking spring water...straight from the spring
Just Worse: Drinking Coca Cola's new water product...finding out it is purified tap water
Kenny: Herpes
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Just Better: Jock itch
Just Worse: Itchy jocks on your jock
The Kenny: GRYFF
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Just better: Walking past a cash machine and finding a £50 note hanging out of it.
Just worse: Having to chase a stray £50 note several yards down the street in the wind before you can pocket it.
The Kenny: Finding £50 hanging in a cash machine and pocketing it.
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Just Better: Not having any one you see/take notice of you doing it
Just Worse: Having a security guard/officer who has just found out that his wife of 10 years has just left him with her autistic child from a previous marriage and run off with Rosie O'Donnell catch you while he's on his ciggy break that he's been waiting 6 hours for.
Kenny: argyria
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Just Better: Jaundice
Just Worse: Arsenic Poisoning
The Kenny: Free Jazz
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Just Better: Jazz
Just Worse: the sound cats make when you chuck about 6 of them and several porcupines into the one sack.
The Kenny: English Criticism
EDIT:just remembered echidnas are monotremes and porcupines are rodents, they is not the same!
EDIT2: FACT: Echidnas (http://environment.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn12838) have a four headed phallus but only one is used during the act of copulation
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Just better: Fair criticism.
Just worse: Unfounded criticism.
The Kenny: Use of the word 'pretentious' to describe another human being.
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Just better: Using the word "saucy" to describe another human being.
Just worse: Using the word "ogre-like" to describe another human being.
The Kenny: Ethiopian Food.
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Just better: Greek/Turkish food
Just worse: Sudanese food
The Kenny: Glenn Danzig
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Just Better: Glenn Close
Just Worse: Glenn Beck
The Kenny: Shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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Just better: Visiting Reno and having a splendid time.
just worse: Getting shot in Reno.
The Kenny: Ruining the punchline to a joke somebody else is telling.
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just better: hearing the other person mess up the punchline and laughing at them.
just worse: forgetting the punchline to a joke that you are telling.
the kenny: buying new socks because you're too lazy to launder the ones you have.
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Just better: Buying a new cell phone because your old one is lost somewhere in your room.
Just worse: Shoes, no socks.
The Kenny: "I have just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQGSri7WqFM)"
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Just better: "Youtube knows that I have just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it." (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQGSri7WqFM)
Just worse: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
The Kenny: Rickrolls that freeze your computer.
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just better: mentioning rickrolls in a conversation and having the other person have no idea what you're talking about
just worse: legitimately enjoying that terrible song
the kenny: losing a book a friend lent you on the same day
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Just better: The book wasn't that good anyway, and you just borrowed it so they'd stop telling you how awesome it is.
Just worse: Your friend asking for it back, because they didn't really want to lend it to you, they were just being polite and they are afraid you'll lose it.
Kenny: Sports talk radio
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Just better: News radio
Just worse: Paying money to see sports
The Kenny: Outrageously expensive cases for mp3 players
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Just Better: It actually being worth it.
Just Worse: Case breaking right after you bought it before it gets anywhere near your mp3 player
Kenny: using up your monthly bandwidth allowance on porn.
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Just better: Unlimited bandwidth
Just Worse: Using up your monthly bandwidth refreshing the forums every minute
The Kenny: Let it Be... Naked
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Just better: Let It Be
Just worse: Two Virgins
The Kenny: Liberace
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just worse: legitimately enjoying that terrible song
Terrible terrible recording. Horrible vomit inducing production. Ridiculous. The song? The song is okay. Good pop song.
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The Kenny: Liberace
Just better: Raymond Quentin Smuckles
Just worse: Elton Hercules John
The Kenny: The Kenny.
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Just Better: The Stan
Just Worse: The Cartman
The Kenny: 110m hurdles.
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Just Better: the 100m sprint
Just Worse: the blind folded javelin
The Kenny: getting impaled by a unicorn
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Just better: Huggin' a kraken!
Just worse: AAAAARGH FISH IN THE DICK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru)
The Kenny: Whistling.
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Just Better: Jesus Christ
Just Worse: Jim Crow
The Kenny: Racism
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Hard to make a clear distinction here; I offer...
Just better: Patriotism
Just worse: Mindless Violence
The Kenny: Microsoft
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Just better: MSDOS
Just worse: Punch cards
The Kenny: Coldplay
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Just better: Foreplay
Just worse: Coldfeet
The Kenny: Batman
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Just better: Silverback Gorillas
Just worse: Nickelback albums
Kenny: Color Blindness
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Just better: Synesthesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia)
Just worse: Regular blindness
The Kenny: A Casiotone electric keyboard
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Just Better: (Real men play) Mellotron
Just Worse: Fisher-Price Xylophone
The Kenny: Steve Albini
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Just better: Chris Goss
Just worse: Bob Rock
The Kenny - The Stand-Ins
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I was going to dispute that Chris Goss thing but I just got Welcome to Sky Valley and dang man. Dang.
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The Kenny - The Stand-Ins
Just better: n/a
Just worse: Sex with your high school crush
The Kenny - Paying for incoming text messages (http://www.canada.com/topics/technology/story.html?id=be40f524-80e1-4948-970b-80959623d4ad).
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Just Better: Losing your mobile phone, and discovering the true freedoms of getting lost and having to figure things out for yourself.
Just Worse: Being charged to receive calls, that aren't collect, as well in addition to this Kenny.
The Kenny: True knowledge.
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Just better: Giant dicking cocks
Just worse: Dicking cock giants
The Kenny: Buffy the Vampire slayer.
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Just Better: Angel
Just Worse: Charmed
Kenny: Seven Samurai
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Just Better: Sansho the Bailiff
Just Worse: Sonatine
The Kenny: Sketch Comedy
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Just Better: The real kind of comedy that only happens when you're around your mates in real life.
Just Worse: Carlos Mencia
The Kenny: Waking up with your father's cock in your mouth
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Just Better: Waking up with Mike Rowe's cock in your mouth.
Just Worse: Waking up with your mother's cock in your mouth.
The Kenny: Oppressively hot weather
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Just better: Oppressively hot dominatrix.
Just worse: Oppressively hot coffee spill.
Kenny: smoking weed with your friend's parents.
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Just better: the conversations that occur as a result.
Just worse: smoking weed with your own parents.
The Kenny: being unemployed.
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Just Better: Being employed
Just Worse: Being unemployed in a very small and remote town.
The Kenny: World Youth Day
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Just better: Any other day.
Just worse: Trying to get to work in the city without realising it's World Youth Day
The Kenny: Pope Palpatine XVI
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Wow, time for new internets. this posted waaaaaaay late
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Just Better: That horrible feeling in the middle of carpooling to work when you realise the next person being picked up is that really cute girl from Marketing who watched you dribble coffee down your shirt yesterday
Just Worse: That horrible feeling in the middle carpooling to work when you realise you forgot pants
Kenny: A Triple Word Score in Scrabble
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just better: oral sex
just worse: using your awesome word on a double word score, unable to reach the triple word score because you used up all your 's's and 'ed's on some other dumb shit
the kenny: cankles
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Just Better: flab-abs
Just Worse: a double chin
The Kenny: male pattern baldness
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Just better: Being a wolfperson
Just worse: Alopecia
The Kenny: Cargo shorts
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Just better: a Utilikilt
Just worse: a skirt
The Kenny: Calvin Harris' look
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Just better: (http://www3.nccu.edu.tw/~g9555008/calvin&hobbes-mirror(small).jpg)
Just worse: (http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/03/calvin_klein.jpg)
The Kenny: The Perry Bible Fellowship (http://www.pbfcomics.com/)
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Just Better: A Lesson is Learned...
Just Worse: Tooth Paste for Dinner
The Kenny: Shadow Girls (http://www.shadowgirlscomic.com)
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The Better: Side Boob
The Worse: Side Belly
The Kenny: Wearing boys shirts
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Just Better: Girls wearing boy's shirts
Just Worse: Boys wearing boy's shirts
The Kenny: Spaghetti.
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Just better: Tagliatelle
Just worse: Alphabetti Spaghetti
The kenny: The five O'clock shadow.
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Just Better: Full Beard
Just Worse: Pencil Beards
The Kenny: Listening to good music
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Just better: making good music
Just worse: listening to good power tools
The Kenny: Dropping your pants in public
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The better: Dropping your pants in public for oral sex
The worse: Droping your pants in jail
The Kenny: Amazon
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Just better: being captured by Amazons and used as their sex slave
Just worse: being captured by Amazons and revealing that you are impotent
The Kenny: being up late even though you have shit to get done in the morning
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Just better: A solid ox
Just worse: An ox with tooth decay
The Kenny: Making lists
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Just Better: Making lists with other people you enjoy having around
Just Worse: Making lists on stupid things that you don't care about at all with the aid of people who are complete arses.
The Kenny: Social Interaction
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Just Better: Interacting with people you like.
Just Worse: Leprosy.
The Kenny: Going to the barber for a trim only to find he has given you a mullet.
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Just better: Living in a redneck state where it's still the latest fashion.
Just worse: The barber's razor slipping when trimming your other hair.
The Kenny: Getting a blowjob from a moderately attractive person.
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Just better: Getting deep throat from a moderately attractive person.
Just worse: Getting a handjob from Geraldo Rivera.
The Kenny: An all-night Scrubs marathon.
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Just better: An all-night sponge-bath from Sarah Chalke
Just worse: An all-night sponge-bath from Zach Braff. And he doesn't stop talking the whole time.
The Kenny: Llamas!
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Just better: The kinda funny yet immature way that Sim City 2000 made a lot of llama jokes.
Just worse: The first time you saw one at the Royal Show when you were six and you went with your parents and it wasn't nearly so tacky and horrible.
The Kenny: Losing a very good game of chess.
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Just better: Winning computer solitaire.
Just worse: Losing THE GAME
The Kenny: Volunteer work
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Just better: being the guy who benefits from the volunteer work
Just worse: Forced labor that turns out to be pretty much the same as regular labor
the Kenny: Kenny McCormick
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Just Better: Ken Jennings
Just Worse: Kenny Chesney
The Kenny: Gabbly conversations that veer into lurid sexual details
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Is that a trick Kenny? I honestly don't know of any other sort of Gabbly discussion.
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Just Better - C-List celebrity ingrate Dustin Diamond's cameo in a Rubnitz short. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA)
Just Worse - C-List celebrity ingrate Dustin Diamond's debut role as Screech.
The Kenny - Christian Bale's labored vocal reading of all lines spoken from a Batsuit.
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Just Better - Christian Bale's Batman voice rasped into my ear during hot sex
Just Worse - Reign of Fire
The Kenny - Michael Emerson
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Just better - Michael Emerson as the Riddler in the next Batman movie
Just worse - Jim Carey as the Riddler in Batman Forever
The Kenny - Randy Newman
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Just Better - Paul Newman
Just Worse - Randy Savage
The Kenny - Schadenfreude
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Just Better: Enjoying the good times and celebrating happiness and life
Just Worse: Rubbing it in the unfortunate person/people's face.
The Kenny: Non-existance
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Just Better: Unhappy existence
Just Worse: Nuclear holocaust
The Kenny: Faster-than-light travel
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Just better - Warp Speed!
Just worse - Bus travel
The Kenny: Sleeping 14 hours a night
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Just better - Sleeping 14 hours a day and partying all night
Just worse - Losing all body tension and disintegrating into the mattress
The Kenny: Being very dexterous with one hand and clumsy as fuck with the other.
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Just Better: Ambidexterity
Just Worse: Being equally clumsy with both
The Kenny: Raoul Duke
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Just Better: Raul Julia
Just Worse: Raul's Wild Kingdom
(http://www.tubearoo.com/m1/88950/116243_uhf_raulswildkingdom_1.jpg)
The Kenny: Chapstick.
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Just Better: Slapstick
Just Worst: Chopsticks
The Kenny: Cameltoe
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Just Better: Toe cleavage
Just Worse: Muffin tops
The Kenny: Getting a parking ticket.
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Just better: Getting a lottery ticket
Just worse: Parallel parking
The Kenny: sap gloves
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Just Better: Glove Slap
Just Worse: Tree Sap
The Kenny: A good night's sleep
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Just Better: All-night parties
Just Worse: A Hard Day's Night
The Kenny: Murder Ballads
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The Kenny: Getting a parking ticket.
Just better: Getting a lottery ticket
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why not? At least you have thirty seconds of excitement rather then immediate disappointment. It's cheaper too.
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The Kenny: Murder Ballads
Just Better: Ballads
Just Worse: Murder
The Kenny: Chocolate mousse.
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Just Better: A herd of chocolate moose
Just Worse: Moose-flavored chocolate
The Kenny: Overbites
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They'd be slightly better than one similar band and slightly worse than another.
Just Better: A herd of chocolate moose
Just Worse: Moose-flavored chocolate
The Kenny: Overbites
Just Better: Not a lot!
Just Worse: Underbites
The Kenny: Being unable to think of anything better than Overbites.
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Just Better: Thinking of something that makes people smile with glee
Just Worse: Thinking of something too terrible to mention
The Kenny: Cataracts
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Just better: Having seen it all before.
Just worse: Getting it just before Jessica Alba full frontal.
The Kenny: losing an argument against a homeless guy.
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Just Better: Killing a homeless guy
Just Worse: Losing an argument to tommydski
The Kenny: The Cure.
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Just better: Cinnamon
Just worse: The cricket season
The Kenny: Stumbling upon old plush toys you were given as a child.
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Just Better: Cuddling up with those toys and getting major flash backs
Just Worse: Smelling them and realizing how long it took you to kick that bed-wetting habit
The Kenny: deja senti
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Holy shit, it's the fucking Kenny!
AKA the only lasting contribution I made to the SGR boards. Wow. I'm not ready yet. Not ready yet. ...But soon.
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Just better: Deja visite
Just worse: A CHANGE IN THE MATRIX!
The Kenny: Yahoo! Messenger Adult Chat Rooms
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Just better: Being in a coma for 2 years before the plug is pulled.
Just worse: Being an otherwise normal person that's required to watch AOL chat rooms as a market researcher.
The Kenny: Common People
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Just better: Cats
Just worse: Dogs
The Kenny: Medicinal Leeches
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Just Better: Medicinal vicodin
Just Worse: Medicinal fish-in-the-dick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra_Fish)
The Kenny: Tag body spray
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Just Better: Not being a pre-teen boy
Just Worse: Axe Body Spray
The Kenny: "Significant Others"
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Just better: Not complicating relationships with meaningless titles
Just worse: myspace love!
The Kenny: Valerie Solanas
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[Edit]It was in my mind :/ sorry I got a really bad tangent going I was really high and will remove it naio since I can see it as a non sequntar :/
I had been at LAN all weekend and had a really interesting love discussion with a teammate and also read the wrong kenny.
I suck.
Just Better: Social equality
Just Worse: NOT shooting Andy Warhol
The Kenny: Spending 8 minutes to write a 3 line post because you are inebriated.
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Just better: A sentence that actually makes sense.
Just Worse: Understanding that last Kenny.
The Kenny: Grammar Fascism.
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Just Better: Proper grammar not being an issue
Just worse: Normal Fascism
The Kenny: Sex
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@ clockworkjames
When you play the Kenny your just better/worse is supposed to be in some way related to the previous Kenny.
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Just better: Sox. (the boarder)
Just worse: Sax. (soprano)
The Kenny: Hooded Sweatshirts
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Man, I kind of have to disagree with the idea that Daz is better than sex.
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Come on guys, don't fool yourselves. We all know that Darryl is the very definition of sex.
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Just better: Hooded cobra.
Just worse: Hooded Klansmen.
The Kenny: hydrocephalus
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The Good: Hydra (the Greek monster)
The Worse: HYDRA (the Marvel criminal organization)
The Kenny: Non-Fiction
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Just better: Fiction
Just worse: Slash-fiction
The Kenny: The World's First Analrapist!
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Just better: Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb
Just Worse: Jareth Cutestory, Lawyer of the Seas
The Kenny: Doctor Rick Dagless
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Just better: Doogie Howser Md
Just worse: Getting a vasectomy by a Dr. Bagless
The Kenny: Zombie nurse costumes
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The Good: Serious Halloween Costumes
The Worse: Slutty Halloween Costumes
The Kenny: Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin
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Just Better: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Just Worse: Charlie Brown/Snoopy slash fiction
The Kenny: Eight hour long Brady Bunch marathons
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Just Better: Eight Hour Long Buffy Marathons
Just Worse: Eight hour long Punky Brewster Marathons
The Kenny: Paul W.S. Anderson.
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Just Better: Paul Newman
Just Worse: Gillian Anderson
The Kenny: Paul Thomas Anderson
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Just Better: Richard Dean Anderson
Just Worse: Thomas Anderson(Neo~The Matrix)
The Kenny: The original 150 Pokemon
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Just better: SEAKING! FUCK YEAH!
Just worse: Mudkips
The Kenny: Arguing about video games on the internet.
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Just Better: Playing video games on the internet.
Just Worse: Arguing about slashfic on the internet.
The Kenny: sea bass
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Just Better: Milotic
Just Worse: Feebas
The Kenny: Girl Genius (comic)
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Just Better: Real Genius (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Genius)
Just Worse: Real Girls
The Kenny: Wheelchairs
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Just Better: limping
Just Worse: Double amputation
The Kenny: guyliner
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Just Better: Johnny Depp wearing guyliner.
Just Worse: Gerard Way wearing guyliner.
The Kenny: New clothes!
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Just Better: No Clothes!
Just Worse: No Clothes(on old people)!
The Kenny: Equine-related 'Adult' Videos
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Just Better: Lesbianism in adult videos
Just Worse: Exclusively equine pornography
The Kenny: Hey Arnold!
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Just Better: Angry Beavers
Just Worse: Aaah! Real Monsters!
The Kenny: Febreze
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Just Better: Shout!
Just worse: Funky Furniture
The Kenny: Aviator Sunglasses
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Just Better: Wayfarers
Just Worse: Tom Cruise
The Kenny: The General Discussion forum
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Just Better: The VespAvenger
Just Worse: A WCT thread after a nominally controversial comic
The Kenny: Edgar Allan Poe
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Just Better: Charles Dickens
Just Worse: Stephen King
The Kenny: TB
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Just Better: Terabytes
Just Worst: Tuberculosis
The Kenny: Sock Puppets
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Just Better: Marionettes
Just Worse: Stick Figures
The Kenny: Meat Puppets
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Just Better: Nirvana
Just Worse: Blink 182
The Kenny: Caged explosives
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Just Better: Free Range Explosives
Just Worse: Circus Explosives
The Kenny: Cardboard
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Just Better: Sheet cork
Just Worse: Medium Density Fiber-board
The Kenny: Doing your friends sister
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For the record, I meant prostitute,
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Just better: Doing your friend's cute cousin
Just Worse: Doing your friend
The Kenny: Victor Hugo's penis
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Just Better: Victor Hugo's beard
Just Worse: Les Miserables
The Kenny: Ayn Rand
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Just Better: Rush
Just Worse: Ron Paul
The Kenny: Explosions
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Much Better: Explosions in the Sky
Much Worse: Explosions in the Underground*
The Kenny: Falling flat on your face
* I know - this isn't something to joke about. Sorry.
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For the record, I meant prostitute,
Oh, I didn't even know that's what a meat puppet was. I only knew the band. My bad.
Just Better: Falling flat on your downy mattress alongside your brand new meat puppet
Just Worse: Falling flat on your new born baby.*
*I amost said kitty but that would have been far too sad.
The Kenny: Ritual cannibalism in New Guinea
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Just Better: Ritual sacrifice in the Aztec and Mayan empires.
Just Worse: The NFL
The Kenny: The Kenny
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Just Better: The Nicholas
Just Worse: The Myron
The Kenny: stubble
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Just Better: True Beardy-ness
Just Worse: Bits of food stuck in the stubble
The Kenny: Audio books
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Just Better: Gordito's (of Dr. McNinja) mustache.
Just Worse: crusty teenage pubestaches.
The Kenny: Jesus
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. :x :x :x :x :x :x
Just Better: Real books
Just Worse: Trying to read E-books
The Kenny: Homewreckers
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Just Better: Bringing down the house
Just Worse: Awkward silences at dinner
The Kenny: Giant Robots
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Just Better: Killer Lawnmowers
Just Worse: King Kong
The Kenny: http://www.thekenny.co.uk/ (http://www.thekenny.co.uk/)
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Just Better: Complete (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)
Just Worse: Complete (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hVEy8Y8dg)
The Kenny: Google Streetview (http://maps.google.com.au/help/maps/streetview/)
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Just Better: Pretty much everything else about Google Earth
Just Worse: Terminal Voyeurism
The Kenny: Archie Bunker
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Just Better: Carroll O'Conner
Just Worse: Rob Reiner
The Kenny: People who click their pens constantly
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Just better: vegetables with funny little phallic growths.
Just worse: Hummers and guns.
The Kenny: purple vegetables.
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just better - orange fruits
just worse - green not-leafy vegetables.
the kenny - puns
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Just Better: Palindromes
Just Worse: Portmanteaus
The Kenny: Red Stripe
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Just better: Fat Tire
Just worse: Steel Reserve
The Kenny: Galaxy Quest
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Just Better: Spaceballs
Just Worse: really esoteric Kennys :-D
The Kenny: Hanten-Mannelore shippers
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Just Better: Hannelore
Just Worse: Manatee
The Kenny: Swear words
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just better: mr. noodles
just worse: pre-cooked bacon
the kenny: long toenails
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just better: gargoyle talons
just worse: jesus fucking christ was that your toenail that just scraped against my foot what the fuck are you half wombat or some other horrible mammals cut and clean your goddamn toes
The Kenny: Toby Keith's upcoming movie
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Just Better: Chris Tucker's upcoming movie
Just Worse: Larry The Cable Guy's upcoming movie
The Kenny: Trees
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just better: tree hugging
just worse: dendrophilia
the kenny: THE SLANKET, THE BEST BLANKET EVER (http://www.theslanket.com)
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Just Better: The Cuddle Mattress
Just Worse: Shamwow
The Kenny: The Anarchist Cookbook
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Just Better: The Cuddle Mattress
Just Worse: Shamwow
The Kenny: The Anarchist Cookbook
The Better: Pipe bombs in Duke Nukem 3D
The Worse: Pipe bombs in School
The Kenny: Putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
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Just Better: Putting the 'in' in the old in-out-in-out.
Just Worse: The Lodovico Technique.
The Kenny: getting your sharries shived off.
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Just Better: What happened to Dim
Just Worse: What happened to Alex
The Kenny: Internet hat machine.
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Just Better: www.goggle.com
Just Worse: That Fox News segment on Anonymous
The Kenny: Cubbies
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Just Better: White Sox/Baby pandas/Lockers (depending on usage)
Just Worse: Nothing/Baby leeches/communal desks (depending on usage)
The Kenny: Detachable Penis
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Just Better: Detachable Vagina
Just Worse: Detachable Tiny Penis
The Kenny: Nintendo
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Just Better: A hoop and a stick
Just Worse: Sony
The Kenny: Stupid motherfucking clouds getting all up in your astronomical phenomena
-
Much better: Actually seeing astronomical phenomena
Much worse: Not seeing astronomical phenomena because you are too busy trying to be funny posting in a burnt out thread on an internet forum
The Kenny: That thread about Kieffer
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Just Better: Kieffer's thread judging the other posters
Just Worse: Kieffer being an unrelenting douche
The Kenny: Worry hat
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Just better: Horny hat
Just worse: Paranoia Hat
The Kenny: Being stalked by a cow
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Just Better: Being stalked by Melanie Lynskey
Just Worse: Being stalked by your alternate personality
The Kenny: Freudian Psychology
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Just Better: Jungian Psychology
Just Worse: Having sex with your mother
The Kenny: Astrology
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That was the first post in this thread that made me laugh out loud, thanks! But Niles was much cooler than Frasier.
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The Kenny: Astrology
Just Better: Headology
Just Worse: Not getting that reference
The Kenny: Spelling your name backwards
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Just Better: Your name is a palindrome
Just Worse: Your name is Moon Unit Zappa
Kenny - The overwhelming need to pass gas during a eulogy
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Just Better: Passing gas posthumously at your eulogy
Just Worse: The overwhelming desire to pass gas during a eulogy
The Kenny: Continuing to try to communicate with the girl you like even though she doesn't particularly like you and you met her somewhere far from where you live so a relationship is impractical anyway.
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Just Better: Sloppy Makeouts
Just Worse: Getting cock-blocked
The Kenny: Wikipedia
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Just Better: Your name is a palindrome
It is pretty great, actually.
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Just Better: Proving that a successful long-distance relationship is possible and being reunited with your love
Just Worse: Being reunited with your love after keeping up a long-distance relationship only to find out that s/he has cheated on you
Just Better: Encyclopedia Britannica
Just Worse: Masturbating to pictures of the appropriate human anatomy in the Encyclopedia Britannica
Kenny - Craigslist personal ads
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Just Better: Meat life dating
Just worse: The Classifieds
The Kenny: Viking helmets
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Just better: Viking Orgasms
Just worse: Beer helmets.
The Kenny: lemons
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Just Better: Lemon squares
Just Worse: The expression "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon AIDS."
Kenny - Rick Moranis
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:x Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
Just better: Limes
Just worse: Limies
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Clockwise did better, but left out The Kenny
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Just Better: Lemon squares
Just Worse: The expression "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon AIDS."
Kenny - Rick Moranis
Just Better: Rickenbacker
Just Worse: Rick Astley
The Kenny: Ted Nugent
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Just Better: Ted Baxter
Just Worse: Ted Kaczynski
The Kenny: Unscented deoderant
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Just Better: Natural pheromones that make the opposite sex go nuts over you
Just Worse: Varsity football team locker room smell
Kenny - Johnny C's brother as a music critic
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Just better: Nothing
Just Worse: Everything else
The Kenney: A new forumite assuming the music forum is filled with pretentious hipster music snobs, whatever that means.
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Just Better: The lies we tell them instead of admitting they're right
Just Worse: The ensuing flame war
Kenny - Geddy Lee performs arias from La Traviata
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Clockwise did better, but left out The Kenny
I had a kenny but didn't deserve to post it because someone else beat me to it.
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Just Better: Geddy Lee performs YYZ
Just Worse: Geddy Lee performs the National Anthem
The Kenny: Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger
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Just Better: A slight nod
Just Worse: Awkward high fives
The Kenny: Beach volleyball
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Just Better: Topless beach volleyball
Just Worse: Topless beach volleyball at a Jack Johnson concert.
Kenny - Lemurs
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Just Better: Sloths
Just Worse: Stuffed Lemurs that can speak
The Kenny: Anthropomorphism
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Just Better: Star Fox 64
Just Worse: Furries
The Kenny: Writer's block
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Just Better:Writer's Block (http://www.jr.com/product/music/pm/_1005677/)
Just Worse: Agatha Christie Novels.
The Kenny: Attractive Australian Women
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Agatha Christi novels, bad?!!!! :x :x :x
You, my friend, have just made a very impotent enemy.
Just Better: Attractive Irish women
Just Worse: Attractive furry women
The Kenny: sex
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I was trying to think of that really annoying Crime novelist that rights an endless series of books and he is a dude... but I couldn't, so I settled for Agatha Christie. Besides, if it is not written by Dorothy Dunnet, it technically sucks.
Just Better: Sex on Shrooms
Just Worse: (and this is a very small margin) Taking a REALLY LONG piss.
The Kenny: Jeph's Poop Jokes
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Just Better: Jokes
Just Worse: Jeph's poop
The Kenny: :-D
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Just Better: Yelling Bird
Just Worse: :mrgreen:
The Kenny: Gotherella
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Just Better: Barbarella
Just Worse: "Goth" kids who shop at Hot Topic
Kenny - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
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Just Better: Troll 2
Just Worse: Showgirls
The Kenny: The Cookie Monster
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You, my friend, have just made a very impotent enemy.
"He can't have babies!
Run for your LIIIIIIIIIIVES!"
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Just Better: Troll 2
Just Worse: Showgirls
The Kenny: The Cookie Monster
Just better: Grover
Just worse: The veggie monster
The kenny: High School
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Just Better: The Breakfast Club
Just Worse: Possibly Hell
The Kenny: Italian Beef
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Just Better: Italian Sausage
Just Worse: I misunderstood the Kenny completely....
The Kenny: References going over your head
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Italian beef is so much better than italian sausage. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
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Just better: Getting references
Just worse: References trying to go over your head, but misjudging your height and giving you a concussion.
The kenny: root beer.
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Just Better: Sarsaparilla
Just Worse: Diet Root Beer
The Kenny: Pimp My Ride
Damn.
The Kenny: Earl Grey
Just Better: Earl Greyer
Just Worse: Tazo
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Just Better: Ride My Pimp
Just Worse: Gratuitous use of the word 'pimped'.
The Kenny: Death from above
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Just Better: Death Company
Just Worse: The 13th Black Crusade
The Kenny: Nerds on the internet
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Just better: groups of nerds in real life
Just worse: one nerd in real life (awkward doesn't begin to describe it)
The Kenny: juggling apples.
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Just better: juggling chainsaws
Just worse: getting cut in the jugular while juggling chainsaws
The Kenny: Laughing while people hurt themselves
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Troll 2
they're eating her! and then they're going to eat me!
oh my goooooooooooooddddd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4)
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Just Better: Laughing because you hurt yourself in front of friends and are pleasantly embarrassed
Just Worse: Laughing at Faces of Death
The Kenny: Sockpuppets
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Just Better: Original trilogy Yoda
Just Worse: Smelly socks(used as puppets)
The Kenny: Olympic Doubles Table Tennis
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Just better: olympic doubles badminton
Just worse: olympic doubles diving
The Kenny: Being a much-hyped 14 year old olympian then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
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Troll 2
they're eating her! and then they're going to eat me!
oh my goooooooooooooddddd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4)
What's the matter... aren't you hungry?
Actually I like popcorn.
Well no problem! All we have to do is... heat it up! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZVvFn6rmo)
If you can catch the touring show, you must. Best. Film. Ever.
The Kenny: Being a much-hyped 14 year old olympian then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Just better: Being a much-hyped 14 year old WoW player then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Just worse: Being a much-hyped 14 year old competitive eater then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
The Kenny: 4/4 time
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Just Better: 9/8 meter
Just worse: 4/2 meter
The Kenny: Madonna
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Just Better: Madonna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_%28mother_of_Jesus%29)
Just Worse: Cyndi Lauper
Kenny - Shoulder pads (for either sex)
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CYNDI LAUPER IS NOT WORSE THAN MADONNA
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I agree with squawk. Cyndi Lauper is gayer, and thus better.
Kenny - Shoulder pads (for either sex)
Just better: Brassiers (for either sex)
Just worse: Jock straps (for either sex)
The Kenny: Macbooks Air
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Just Better: Air (the French band)
Just Worse: Recycled Air (I'll also considered Air Supply)
The Kenny: The Postal Service
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I'm sorry guys, I couldn't think of anyone other than Cindi Lauper to put, but I do like her much more than Madonna.
Just Better: FedEx
Just Worse: The Postal Service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postal_Service)
Kenny - Isopods
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Just Better: Lepidoptera
Just Worse: Araneae Mygalomorphae
The Kenny: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
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Just Better:
nothing BACON SANDWICHES
Just Worse: Mayonnaise sandwiches
The Kenny: Lock-ins
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Just Better: Spending the night in a locked mall where the shops are open
Just Worse: Concentration camps
The Kenny: Javelins
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Just Better: Atlatl
Just Worse: Discus
The Kenny: Bubbles the Chimpanzee*
For those not in the know, Bubbles was Micheal Jackson's pet chimp
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Just Better: Janet Jackson
Just Worse: Blanket :( Through no fault of his own.
The Kenny: Ninjas
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Just Better: Rockin' out Ninjas
Just Worse: Naruto
The Kenny: Shoulder Pads
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Just Better: Not repeating the Kenny
Just Worse: Repeating the Kenny within one page... oh wait...
The Kenny: The shot showing Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin on the podium and COMPLETELY excluding the bronze medalist... *dicks*
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Just worse: Only showing the gold medalist
Just better: I suppose..showing all three of them!
The Kenny: Waking up early only to find that your favorite team's first game of the season is tomorrow
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Just better: Waking up to your favorite team's first game
Just worse: Same, but you are on the field. In your pajamas.
The Kenny: Ben & Jerry's
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Just Better: Treat Ice Cream
Just Worse: Dreyer's
The Kenny: Haircuts
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Just Better: Growing your hair long, you fucking hippie
Just Worse: Getting your head shaved because you lost a bet/joined the army
Kenny - China's ongoing bullshit during the Olympic games
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Just Better: The amusement that will be had watching the chaos when the Olympics come to London.
Just Worse: Russia's ongoing bullshit over its East European neighbours.
The Kenny: Nuclear weapons.
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Just Better: Thaumoturgical Weapons
Just Worse: Hollister Shirts
The Kenny: Lack of Fashion Sense
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Just better: Fedoras
Just Worse: Wardrobe Malfunctions
The Kenny: Napoleon Bonaparte
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Just Better: Oliver Cromwell
Just Worse: Napoleon Dynamite
The Kenny : Shitty movies.
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Psh, Oliver Cromwell? :roll:
Just Better: 19th Century porno films
Just Worse: Shittier sequels
The Kenny: Elmer Fudd Slash Fiction
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Just Better: Bugs Bunny Slash Fiction
Just Worse: Johnny Bravo/Danny Phantom slash fiction
The Kenny: Rules
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Just Better/Worse: Anarchy
Just Worse/Better: Laws
The Kenny: Glenn Beck
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Just Better: Glenn Danzig
Just Worse: Beck
The Kenny: Godzilla
-
Just better: A real live Dinosaur
Just Worse: Barney
The Kenny: Super Bouncing Balls
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Just Better: Spaceballs
Just Worse: Monster's Ball
The Kenny: Ever Lasting Gobstoppers
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Just Better: Footballs
Just Worse: Hairy Balls
The Kenny: "Creepy" discussions
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Just Better - Reasonably meaningful discussions
Just Worse - Political discussions after 5 or 6 pints
The Kenny - Fish
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Just Better: Cephalopods
Just Worse: Needle Fish
The Kenny: The Blues
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Just Better: Playing the blues/sitting and listening to the blues with all of the greats
Just Worst: A rare skin condition that has your break out into blue hives
The Kenny: New York
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Just Better: San Francisco
Just Worse: Hollywood
The Kenny: Joe Sacco
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Just Better: Knowing who that is
Just Worse: Everyone's response being "YOU DONT KNOW WHO DAT IS ZOMG"
The Kenny: Third Nipples
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I thought Joe Sacco used to play for the Anaheim Ducks, back when they were the Mighty Ducks. But a quick google says he's an artist.
Just Better: Thirty goddamned dicks
Just Worse: Fourth Nipples
The Kenny: organic beef
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Just Better: Siliconic Beef
Just Worse: Hot dog beef
The Kenny: Dr. Who
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Just Better: WHO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Health_Organization)
Just Worse: The Who
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Just Better: Rye with Roast Beef or Pastrami and Pepper Jack Cheese
Just Worse: Pumpernickel
The Kenny: French Dip Sandwhiches.
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The Better: French Fries
The Worse: Freedom Fries
The Kenny: Montreal Poutine
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Dude you just failed at the Kenny. I do not see how French Fries could EVER be better than a goddamn French Dip Sandwich.
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Maybe not everyone likes French onion dip and sandwiches combined....
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The Kenny: Montreal Poutine
Just better: The Stand-Ins
Just worse: Finding a genie who can grant you an infinite number of wishes with no catch.
The Kenny: The upcoming Samuel L. Jackson thriller, Lakeview Terrace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RigUfNqmH_c).
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Just Better: (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/1.jpg)
Just Worse: Any film which does not feature Samuel L. Jackson
The Kenny: Bic pens
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The Better: Homemade Tatoos
The Worse: Homemade Bombs
The Kenny: Outkast
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Just Better: De La Soul
Just Worse: Yin-Yang Twins
The Kenny: Condensation
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Just Better: Hygroscopy
Just Worse: Urination
The Kenny: Fluoroantimonic acid
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Just Better: LSD
Just Worse: Pancreatic Acid
The Kenny: cunt punt
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Just Better: Pussy-whipped
Just Worse: Cock-blocked
The Kenny: Scotch Tape
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Just Better: Scotch whiskey
Just Worse: red tape
The Kenny: Gameboy Color
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Just Better: DS
Just Worst: Going blind from playing Virtual Boy
The Kenny: A new pair of shoes
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Just Better: An old pair of jeans
Just worse: A new pair of testicles
The Kenny: Afros
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Just better: King Buzzo's afro
Just worse: ...I got nothing.
The Kenny: Ice cream
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Just Better: Cream Cheese
Just Worse: Ice Queen
The Kenny: English Muffins
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Just Better: English Toffee
Just Worse: Whole Grain English Muffins
The Kenny: [skitter skitter skitter]
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Just Better: !!! (CHK CHK CHK)
Just Worse: Skittles (the game)
The Kenny: Concatenation
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Just Better: People who actually saw wat u did thar
Just Worse: People who are just now finding out about lolcats
The Kenny: Being tired, but not sleepy
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Just Better: Being lively and sleepy
Just Worse: Being Dead
The Kenny: Short shorts
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Just Better: Climbing Pants
Just Worse: Banana Hammock
The Kenny: Roller Coasters
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Just worse: Emotional Rollercoasters
Just better: Sexual Rollercoasters
The Kenny: Hot Chip breaking your legs; snapping off your head.
-
Better: The members of Big Black giving you a Columbian Necktie.
Worse: Having sex with Sting.
The Kenny: Eczema.
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That's actually spelled Colombian Necktie, Mr.
Just Better: Freckles on redheads.*
Just Worse: Skin cancer
The Kenny: Those Sketchers commercials that just show everybody's feet as you listen to the retarded conversations of their owners.
*Oh hey, I'm a sleaze bag. Neat.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Just Better: Phillipe's "HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY! HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY!" Sneakers
Just Worse: A reworking of a classic Beatles hit, turning it into "All You Need Is Lugz"
The Kenny: An attractive transient/hitchhiker who hasn't showered in weeks
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Just Better: Life actually being like those porno movies with hitchhikers
Just Worse: Life actually being like those horror movies with hitchhikers
The Kenny: FREEDOM
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Just Better: Not living in the US.
Just Worse: Living in a dictatorship.
The Kenny: Cakemix
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Just Better: Pintsize
Just Worse: Old Pintsize EATING Cakemix
The Kenny: William Wallace
*Side note, freckles on red-heads is really really cute. I know like, one redhead who is attractive, but she makes up for all the other ugly redheads.
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Just Better: The Irish
Just Worse: Robert the Bruce
Just Kenny: Daniel Day-Lewis (Hello Amsterdam, I'm New York)
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Just Better: Some other guy named Daniel
Just Worse: Threadkilling
The Kenny: Kitty litter
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I would not touch that with a ten-foot pole.
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Try that one.
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Just better: Getting someone else to take out the kitty litter for you.
Just worse: Getting a ticket for littering, in general.
The Kenny: Anne Widdecombe
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/13/article-1055597-014F76E0000004B0-438_233x423.jpg)
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So why is this thread back?
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Cos it's OK.
The Kenny: Anne Widdecombe
Just Better: Charles Darwin
Just Worse: Rowan Williams
The Kenny: CROOKERS (http://www.myspace.com/crookers)
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Just Better: Kavinsky
Just Worse: Brokencyde
Kenny - This thread
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Just better: YOU THEN YOU NOW
Just worse: The Fashion Thread
The Kenny: crocs
-
Just better: Sandals
Just worse: Birkenstocks
The Kenny: WebCT
-
Just Better: Moodle (or Bodington, but that's being phased out in favour of Sakai)
Just Worse: Blackboard
The Kenny: Rolled-up sleeves
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Just better: Suspenders
Just worse: Popped collars
The kenny: Indian food
-
Just Better: Indian Poker.
Just Worse: Indian burns.
The Kenny: Cold Ones.
-
Jus better: Plus Ones
Just Worse: Cold War
The Kenny: Sex Ed
-
Just better: Math Rock 101
Just worse: High School Water Polo team circle jerk
The Kenny: Newsboy Hats.
-
Just better: Not being a golfer
Just worse: Having no hat
The Kenny: Dinosaurs
-
Just Better: Dinosaur Jr.
Just Worse: Scorpions
The Kenny - Jheri curls
-
Just Better: Natural 'fro
Just Worse: Mullet
The Kenny: smegma.
-
Just better: Brie
Just worse: Camembert
The Kenny: lifeless fluorescent lights.
-
Just Better: The Northern Lights
Just Worse: Neverending White Light
The Kenny: Bozon Particles
-
Just better: Superfluids
Just worse: LHC-related sensationalism
The Kenny: Fox news
-
Just Better: The merchant class
Just Worse: The clergy
The Kenny - Hand sanitizer
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Just better: bleach.
Just worse: bleach in a hand lotion container, which the owner does not use to moisturise his hands.
The Kenny: pockets that are sewn shut.
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Just Better: Pulling out the stitches so you can use the pocket.
Just Worse: Pockets that are completely fake.
The Kenny: Furious Dickings
-
The Kenny: Furious Dickings
<3
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Just Better: ANGRY Dickings
Just Worse: Melancholy Dickings
The Kenny: Badly tuned guitars
Just Better: Badly tuned flatulence
Just Worse: Badly tuned banjos
The Kenny: Southern Gospel Music
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Just Better: Southern food
Just Worse: Southern Gospel artist turned annoying-ass pop star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs)
Kenny - Johnny C's beard
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Just Better: "The Shavening" (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2069/2234114523_c99bb413f3_m.jpg)
Just Better: Johnny's 'stache. (http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v249/221/84/122100375/n122100375_30182988_6760.jpg)
The Kenny: Baking cookies
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Just Better: Eating cookies
Just Worse: Baking Soda
Kenny - The small chinchilla that once attached itself to Tommy's face
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Just Better: The small Hodgehedge that attatched itself to fattys butt in her avatar
Just Worse: accidentally leaving your jar of spiders open overnight :(
Kenny - Breaking and Entering (the activity not the movie)
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Just better: Breakin' it down (as in dancing)
Just worse: Breaking down (as in emotionally)
Kenny: The ability to accompany your speech with belching
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Just Better: The ability to to accompany your speech with flatulence.
Just Worse: The ability to to accompany your speech with projectile vomiting.
The Kenny: skintags
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Just Better: Lazer tag
Just Worse: Tumours
The Kenny: Sharpies
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Just Better: nothing
Just Worse: dried up magic markers
The Kenny: Against Me!
-
Just Better: Rise Against
Just Worse: MADD
The Kenny: Bleeding in the mosh pit
-
Just Better: Henry Rollins
Just Worse: Bill Bailey
The Kenny: Slipknot lyrics
(tee hee)
-
Just Better: Hanging yourself
Just Worse: Actually having to listen to Slipknot
The Kenny: A golden ticket
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Just Better: A Golden Baboon (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Baboon)
Just Worse: A golden shower
The Kenny: fireworks
I double-posted? how the fuck did I do that?
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Just Better: Coffee Crisp
Just Worse: Peanut Allergies
The Kenny: The munchies
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Just Better : Mint Munchies (http://www.chocablog.com/reviews/mint-munchies/)
Just Worse : Non-chocolate munchies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchies_(snack_mix))
The Kenny : Dancing.
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Just better: Ballroom Dancing
Just worse: Grinding
The Kenny: Fruit Pies
-
Just better: French Silk Pies
Just worse: Lemon Merengue Pies
The Kenny: Gregg Gillis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Talk_(musician))
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Just Better: Nothing
Just Worse: Anything DJ Shadow did after Endtroducing.....
The Kenny: (The) Gossip
-
Just Better: Azis! (http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/6212/azis14ss.jpg)
Just Worse: George Michael
The Kenny: YOU'RE WATCHING HARDBALL
-
Just Better: Dying slowly by asphyxiation
Just Worse: The O'Reilly Factor
The Kenny: Hoover Dam
-
Scrambled Egg Machine and KickThatBathProf fail so hard
Just Better: Beaver Dam's (when your 7 and Damn is a swear)
Just Worse: Hoovering up coke
Just Kenny: Journey
-
Just Better: Foreigner
Just Worse: Family road trips.
Just Kenny: Deodorant
-
Just Better: Cologne
Just Worse: Axe/Lynx body spray
The Kenny: Kenny G
-
Just Better: Genesis P Orridge
Just Worse: Karen O
The Kenny: PRESIDENT BASEBALL (http://www.friendsoftom.com/fotpedia/index.php?title=President_Baseball)
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Just Better: Canadian Bacon
Just Worse: The West Wing
The kenny: Light beer
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Just Better: Water
Just Worse: Piss
The kenny: Floss
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Just Better: Rollin on dubz
Just Worse: G-strings
The Kenny: High E String
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Just better: Low G String
Just Worse:High G String
The Kenny: A Kick in the nuts
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Just Better: A failed Cup-check
Just Worse: Having your eyeballs plucked out and slapped, while still dangling from their sockets. But only just.
The Kenny: Popcorn advertised as butter popcorn, but it's not.
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Just Better: Screaming Yellow Zonkers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Yellow_Zonkers)
Just Worse: Stale-ass school fundraiser-grade popcorn
The Kenny: Getting pulled over on the highway
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Just Better: Getting off with a warning
Just Worse: Getting pulled over when you are high
The Kenny: store brand cereal
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Just Better: General Mills
Just Worse: General Motors
The Kenny: The David Lynch film The Straight Story
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Just Better: The David Lynch film Dune
Just Worse: The David Spade character "The Straight Man"
The Kenny:
The new Christian marital drama Fireproof (http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/fireproof)
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Fireproof.article.jpg)
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Just Worse (for the male lead) : The film not including sequences of him saving people in the line of duty and thus revealing him as a total imbecilic ass.
Just Better (only just though) : The ridiculous swiss-cheese plot of Eagle Eye.
The Kenny: Stephen Speilberg's leftovers
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Just Better: The David Lynch film Dune
Just Worse: The David Spade character "The Straight Man"
That ones good, prob best yet, dunno bout The Kenny though.
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The Kenny: Stephen Speilberg's leftovers
The Better: Being at the end of Speilberg's movies
The Worse: Having to sit through any of Speilberg's movies
The Kenny: Transformers, robots in disguise.
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Just Better: Samurai Pizza Cats
Just Worse: Biker Mice from Mars
The Kenny: The Dark Side of the Moon
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Just Better - The Wall
Just Worse - The Wizard of Oz
The Kenny: Opera
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Just Better: Instrumental classical music
Just Worse: "Popera"
The Kenny: Internettin' in the nude
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Just Better: Instrumental classical music
Just Worse: "Popera"
The Kenny: Internettin' in the nude
Just Better: In the buff, Being rude, Doing stuff, With the food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0)
Just Worse: Internettin' in the nude, with two dudes
The Kenny: Flight of the Conchords
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Just Better: They Might Be Giants
Just Worse: The Sklar Brothers
The Kenny: That feeling you get when you've woken up on your off day at 2 PM
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Just better: That feeling you get when you've managed to scratch that spot on your back that you can never reach.
Way worse: That feeling you get when you've woken up at 2pm on the day that you were supposed to open the store.
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Just better: A new Kenny
Just worse:
The Kenny: Laughing at a funeral.
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Just Better: Crying at a wedding
Just Worse: Farting at a baptism
The Kenny: Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house
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Just Better: Palin can't see inside the Oval Office at all.
Just Worse: Palin can see inside the Oval Office at all times.
The Kenny: Palin's special-needs baby.
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Just Better: Frances Bean Cobain
Just Worse: The child of Britney Spears' baby and Apple, offspring of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
The Kenny: Walking in on a friend full-on wanking (or schlicking) to porn
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Just Better: Walking in on two random strangers who are simply just having sex.
Just Worse: Walking in on your late-middle-aged parents getting it on in the kinkiest of all manners.
The Kenny: Giving a speech on chasity when suddenly a boner appears!
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Just Better: At the school for Horny catholic students
Just Worse: Only the nuns are at that speech
The Kenny: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtracks
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Just Better: SSX/Burnout/EA games Soundtracks
Just Worse: Amature frag movie soundtracks
The Kenny: "pr0" gaming
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Just better: having fun
Just worse: being a noob and taking it seriously
The Kenny: poor imitations of the authentic Jamaican food and drink you had at your friend's grandma's house once.
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Just better: The Jamaican Eating House on Cowley Road, Oxford (when the owner's sober)
Just worse: The Jamaican Eating House on Cowley Road, Oxford (when the owner's drunk)
Seriously, if you're in the area, go there, but be prepared for a really wacky experience,
The Kenny: Red Snapper
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Just Better: Red Dwarf
Just Worse: Red Dawn
The Kenny: Akon's nasally, auto-tuned vocals in every song you love
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Just Better: Voice box replacements for people who smoke too much
Just Worse: Cher
The Kenny: You
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Just better: Me
Just worse: Everyone we know
The Kenny: A Sufjan Stevens Christmas
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Just Better: A James Mercer Thanksgiving
Just Worse: Flag Day
The Kenny: A parrot that can communicate for you your innermost thoughts
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Just Better: All of your good thoughts
Just Worse: You're a perv and now every girl knows it thanks to that godforsaken parrot
The Kenny: Howler Monkeys
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Just Better: A Capuchin monkey
Just Worse: A crying infant
The Kenny: Being the last man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Man) left alive on Earth.
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Just better: being the last man (http://www.mikeolenick.com/videos/hestonapes.html) left alive on Earth.
Just worse: being the last man left alive in space.
The Kenny: sports socks.
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Just better: Being barefoot.
Just worse: Wearing sports socks with sandals.
The Kenny: Still living with your parents when you're 40.
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Just better: Your children living with you when you're 40
Just worse (1): Living alone when you're 40
Just worse (2): Living with your parents when you're 60
(I know - I have such a friend)
The Kenny: Incontinence
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Just Better: Being incontinent and having an accident wilst hydrated in a large swimming pool.
Just Worse: Alopecia areata
The Kenny: Giving birth to a baby with Harlequin-type ichthyosis (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Harlequin_fetus.JPG/271px-Harlequin_fetus.JPG).
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Just Better: Harley Quinn
Just Worse: Realizing that not everything with the name Harlequin in it is enjoyable
The Kenny: Rush
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Just Better: The Shield (first few seasons)
Just Worse: City Homicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_Homicide)
The Kenny: Tripping Over (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripping_Over)
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Just Better: Neighbours (Circa 1998)
Just Worse: Home and away
The Kenny: Kenny thread necromancy (c wut I did ther?)
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Just Better: Actual necromancy
Just Worse: dressing up as a necromancer for halloween
The Kenny: The look in a child's eyes when you tell them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
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Just Better: The look in your child's eyes when you tell them you're gay
Just Worse: The look in your child's eyes when you're senile and ask them who they are
The Kenny: double dog dares
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Just Better: Double Dare
Just Worse: Getting your tongue stuck to a pool
The Kenny: The Phantom
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Just Better: The Flash
Just Worse: The Shadow (with Alec Baldwin)
The Kenny: Anus
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Just Better: Butte (http://www.quarterly-report.com/monument_valley/camel_butte33.jpg)
Just Worse: Colon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Powell)
The Kenny: Op-shops/Thrift stores
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Just Better: The bargain bin at the local record store.
Just Worse: Urban Outfitters
The Kenny: Eating biscuit dough.
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Just Better: Eating Cookie Dough
Just Worse: Salmonella
The Kenny: Tribal Tattoo's
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Much Better: Any form of custom art, you lazy fuckshits.
Just Better: "vintage" tattoos (pin-up girls, anchors, nautical stars, etc.)
Just Worse: Kanji
The Kenny: Marvin Gaye
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Just Better: Brothers Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKJw1h4KQuw)
Just Worse: Kenny G
The Kenny - Talented (or at the very least skilled) artists taking jobs as a session/touring musicians for a lame pop star (i.e. Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Miley Cyrus)
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Just better: Getting it early and posting conservatively.
Just worse: Getting it early and posting constantly to boost your post-count.
The Kenny: Good Eats with Alton Brown
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Just Better: Ace of Cakes
Just Worse: Emeril!
The Kenny: Overnight train rides
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Just better: overnight train rides with a laptop, O2, and Reason 4.
Just worse: overnight train rides on the trans-siberian railway with anything you liked such as valuables and personal hygiene.
The Kenny: Guitar Hero 3.
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When I was on the sleeper from Moscow to St Petersburg, the guard broke into our compartment in the middle of the night to explain that we should have put the plastic contraption on the wall over the lock to prevent him. When we protested that it was only labelled in Russian, he turned it over to show the English on the back!
Someone else can do the Kenny - I don't do games (got bored after writing a text-based D&D in the late 1970s).
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Just Better: Learning to play a real guitar.
Just worse: Ukelele Hero
The Kenny: Spit-takes
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Just Better: Shooting a loogie into a dude's hair
Just Worse: Spit-Cakes
Le Kenny: Fuckin'
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Just better: Fuckin' up against the side of a car
Just worse: Not remembering the fuckin' very clearly because you were a little too drunk
The Kenny: Sourdough Bread
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Just better: Dinner rolls you just made
Just worse: Wesley Gibsons sammich.
The Kenny: Tim Tams
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Just better: Tim-Tam the race horse
Just worse: Tim Tam and the Turn-Ons
The Kenny: Stanley Kubrick
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Just Better: Absolutely no one
Just Worse: Quentin Tarantino
The Kenny: :-D
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Just better: (http://74.52.59.146/~amk/invitations/dinosaur-printable-invitation.jpg)
Just worse: :police:
The Kenny: Gossip Girls
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Just Better: Hearsay Boys
Just Worse: Libel... Things
The Kenny - Arpeggiators
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Just Better: Brendan no. 1
Just Worse: Billy Talent's cover of Waiting Room
The Kenny: Angular Chords
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Apparently. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIwMX5qxYGc)
I don't think I've had the gumption to actually watch the whole thing.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwhatawanker
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Was it that bad? So bad it derailed The Kenny?
Because I will not stand for it. The Kenny goes on, horrendous Fugazi covers be damned!
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To be fair, there've been worse covers of that song. Like, Rancid.
Also shit I can't Kenny that.
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Bumping the Kenny to make up for the fact that I keeled it.
New Kenny: Killing the Kenny
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Just Better:
(http://www.freewebs.com/votecartman/Kenny%20dead.gif)
Just Worse: :'( (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/11/07/child.charged.ap/)
The Kenny: Box Jellyfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish)
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Just Better: Seaweed wrapping around your leg
Just Worse: Portuguese man'o'war
The Kenny: Mike Ness
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Just better: Bike Dress
Just worse: Nike Mess
The Kenny: Tight Chess
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Just Better: Tight Chest
Just Worse: Loose Checkers
The Kenny - someone cheating on their boyfriend with you (in an attempt to make this thread at least entertaining again)
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Just better: Someone and her hot friend cheating on her boyfriend with me.
Just Worse: Someone cheating on her boyfriend with me and her leaving before I finish.
The Kenny: Fart jokes.
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Just Better: Okkervil River
Just Worse: People being silly and not wanting to do interviews with you.
The Kenny: History teachers!
(Jens, c wut i did thar?)
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Just Better: That one history teacher who was SUPER into teaching about it.
Just Worse: That one kid who was way too into learning about guns
The Kenny: Talking about urinating.
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Just Better: The golden rule that one does not chat up another while you are both urinating
Just Worse: Talking while shitting (I once had a conversation with another dude about indie rock while we were both on the pot in adjacent stalls)
The Kenny - Kenny G
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Just better - Chris Botti
Just worse - nothing
The Kenny - The jazz musics
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Just Better: The punx
Just Worse: The country musics
The Kenny: take-home final exams
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Just Better: Your course grade being determined by how well you sexed up the TA
Just Worse: Your course grade being determined by how well you sexed up the TA, and getting an F-
The Kenny: Pot Pies
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Just Better: The kind of Pot Pies that aren't legal in the United States
Just Worse: Tuna noodle casserole
The Kenny - meebo
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Just Better: irc
Just Worse: Gabbly (Apparantly)
The Kenny - Coke
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Just Better - Heroin
Just Worse - Yankees pitcher Phil Coke
The Kenny: ice storms
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Just better: No school on account of icy roads.
Just worse: No electricity on account of icy trees falling on the power lines.
The Kenny: Your favorite band released a new single and it's sub-par.
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Just Better: Complete just released a new single and it's
sub-par fucking incredible.
Just Worse: Aerosmith just released a new single
The Kenny - Hum
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Just better - Whirr
Just worse - Rattle
The Kenny - ILLUSIONS
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The band, man. Not the ambient noise.
DO IT OVER.
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NOOOOOOOOO
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Taking off from Hum...
Just better: Poster Children? I dunno, Hum is great.
Just worse: Weezer
The Kenny: Your mom, on Facebook.
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Just better: Your mum in the kitchen(making me a sammich OFC)
Just worse: Your mum in pr0n
The Kenny: pocky
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Just Better: Tim Tams
Just Worse: not much (Pocky is really overrated guys)
The Kenny - your children on Facebook
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Just Better: Your children in college
Just Worse: Your children on Friendster
Even Worse: Your children on Geocities
The Kenny: Plumber's Crack
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Just Better: Dealer's crack
Just Worse: Tramp Stamps
The Kenny: Doctor Who
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Just better: Dr. Greg House
Just worse: Torchwood
The Kenny: Red stripe (Hooray beer!)
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Just better: Otter Creek
Just worse: Colt 45
(http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/direbacterium/billydeewilliamscolt452.jpg)
The Kenny: hobo fights
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Just better: Bum reconciliations
Just worse: Busker scuffles
The Kenny: ILLUSIONS
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Just better: Hoaxes
Just worse: Tricks
The Kenny: Late-night dates
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Just Better: Awkward mornings-after
Just Worse: Lunch dates
The Kenny - hobo hooch
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Just Better: Coors Light
Just Worse: No..wait. Coors Light.
The Kenny: Getting your face kicked in
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Just Better: Kicking a baby
Just Worse: getting kicked in the groin
The Kenny: Abortion
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Just Better: Same-sex marriage.
Just Worse: Angels & Demons
The Kenny: Nipple rings.
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Just better: Onion Rings
Just worse: Ring of Death
The Kenny: Ring around the Rosie
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Tyler, you have some pretty strange priorities.
Just Better: Rosie cheeks
Just Worse: The Ring (American remake version)
The Kenny - Honest Dski's
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Just Better: independent record stores
Just Worse: Amazon.com
the Kenny: falling out of your bed whilst sleeping
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Just Better: falling into bed when tired
Just Worse: falling out of your bed whilst having a seizure
the Kenny: Setting yourself on fire
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Just Worse: Darryl
Just Better: The Difference Between Me & You Is That I'm Not On Fire
The Kenny: lame excuses
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Just Better: Valid reasons
Just Worse: Irrifutable excuses
The Kenny: Old shoes
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Just Better: New shoes!
Just Worse: Melted shoes
The Kenny: scotch tape
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Just Better: Duct Tape
Just Worse: Those damn Scotts
The Kenny: Dante's Inferno
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Just Better: The World/Inferno Friendship Society
Just Worse: HIM (His Infernal Majesty)
The Kenny - Mars, the Bringer of War
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Just Better: Tyr, the god of single combat and heroic glory in Norse mythology
Just Worse: Murugan, the god of war in Tamil Hinduism
The Kenny - puppies
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Just Better: HUNDREDS OF PUPPIES, FALLING ASLEEP, D'AWWWWWWWW
Just Worse: Rats
The Kenny: Uruk-Hai
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Just Better: Space Orks
Just Worse: Sobering up...
The Kenny: Cricket
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Just Better: Grasshopper
Just worse: Locust
The Kenny: Gheri Curls
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Just Better: The 'Fro
Just Worse: The Mullet
The Kenny: Fuzzy Slippers
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Just Better: Fuzzy Lingerie
Just Worse: Uggs
The Kenny: People who have to pay cashiers the exact amount they are charged.
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Just better: People who pay more than they are charged.
Just worse: People who pay exactly what they are charged........in pennies.
The Kenny: Getting sprayed by a skunk.
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Just Better: Getting sprayed with spunk
Just Worse: Spaying a skunk
The Kenny: Self-help books
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Just Better: Thyroid Cancer For Dummies
Just Worse: Chicken Soup for the Soul
The Kenny - Whiskey dick
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Just Better: Kahlua cock
Just Worse: Sapporo Schlong
The Kenny: Forced achewood references
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Just Better: Wearing a pair of briefs so tight you feel like you could be Ray for Halloween
Just Worse: Forced Ctrl-Alt-Del references
The Kenny: Throwing up in front of your date--on your first date
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Just Better: Throwing up behind your date
Just Worse: Throwing up on your date
The Kenny: Greasy hair
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Just Better: Greasy foods
Just Worse: Alec Baldwin
The Kenny: Occam's Razor
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Just better: Buridian's ass
Just worse: Those fucking 5 bladed razors. What's the fucking point? My face isn't even that big.
The Kenny: Waking up
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Just better: Going back to sleep
Just worse: Getting out of bed.
The Kenny: Shitty Christmas gifts
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Just better: Neat-o Christmas gifts
Just worse: No Christmas gifts
The Kenny: Wool socks
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I think I finally get this now.
Just better: Cashmere socks
Just worse: wool allergy
The Kenny: panty hose
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Just Better: Sexy Panties
Just Worse: Grannie Panties
The Kenny: Grandma's cookies.
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Just Better: My cookies with drugs in them (Plural is not a mistake, they are awesome)
Just Worse: My normal cookies
The Kenny: Tidying your room
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Just better: Trashing your room.
Just worse: Flooding your room
The Kenny: Getting pulled over
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Just better: getting pulled out of a swamp
Just worse: getting pulled under the ocean surface by a many-tentacled sea monster
The Kenny: a sheep in your garden
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Just better: ANYTHING
Just worse: a sheep in your house maaaaughghghhhsblaugh.
The Kenny: Lee Evans
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Just Better: Lee Ranaldo
Just Worse: Lee, Massachusetts
The Kenny: Sandwiches
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Just Better: Sand Witches
Just Worse: Sand Bitches
The Kenny: A Hypothetical Kingdom of Hipsterdom
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Just Better: The Actual Kingdom of AWESOME
Just Worse: Hipsters taking over the world.
The Kenny: postcards
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Just Better: Post Secret
Just Worse: The Postman starring Kevin Costner
The Kenny: Waterworld
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Just Better: Hearing someone talking about Nickelback in a positive tone and busting into the conversation with a "whaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Just Worse: Rubbernecking
The Kenny: Macho Man Randy Savage
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Just better: Bush man Ray Mears
Just worse: Bush man Bill Murray
The Kenny: Science!
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Just Better: Magic!
Just Worse: Sharp Sticks!
The Kenny: Delicious Waffles
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Just Better: Delicious Crepes
Just Worse: Not-so-delicious pancakes.
The Kenny: Rat poison
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just better: pet rats
just worse: poisonous rats
The Kenny: buying used sex toys from E-bay.
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Just better: sex
Just worse: STDs
The Kenny: little black dress
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Just better: little black dress on my bedroom floor
Just worse: little black cross dresser (On my bedroom floor)
The Kenny: Athletic cups
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Just Better: stiletto heel to the junk while wearing a cup, followed by inquisitive look from attacker
Just Worse: stiletto heel to the junk in any other situation
The Kenny - Gender non-discriminate game of multi-level Spin the Bottle with your ten closest friends.
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Just Better: Spin the Bottle with your friends sister and her friends.
Just Worse: Diakatana
The Kenny: Bacon sammich
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Just better: Bacon sandwich.
Just worse: Bacon witch.
The Kenny: Pigs in a blanket.
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Just Better: Bacon wrapped scallops (as long as we're talking hors d'oeuvres))
Just Worse: Balut-in-a-blanket
The Kenny - Jones Soda Thanksgiving Samplers
(http://tylerkieft.com/blog/images/jonesholiday06.jpg)
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Just better: Real Thanksgiving dinner
Just worse: Thanksgiving dinner in a blender
The Kenny: Psychotic Turkeys
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Just better: Self basting turkeys
Just worse: Psychotic people with turkey carvers...
The Kenny: Knowing is half the battle
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Psychotic Turkeys
More on that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY).
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Just Better: Knowing is Half the Hassle
Just Worse: GI JOE PSAs
The Kenny: The Doctor.
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Just Better: House M.D
Just Worse: Valentino Rossi
The Kenny: Toblerone bar
-
just better: andes mints
just worse: plain hershey's bar
the kenny: having an electric guitar and no amplifier for three months and counting.
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Just better: Realising your friend has talked for so long that the girl he is talking too is looking for any other human being to talk to
Just worse: Realising that is happening to you
the Kenny: Sausage sandwhich when you get in from the pub.
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Just Better: Fish and chips made properly
Even Better: Homemade bacon + sausage + egg + cheese sandwich for late breakfast/early brunch
The Kenny - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
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Just better: the realisation that you are becoming Dr. Horrible
Just worse: Realising that means your going to get someone killed.
The kenny: Musical elitism
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Just Better: Liking music that nobody else understands.
Just Worse: Wait, Liking music that nobody else understands.
Way Worse: Creed
Eye gougingly worse: Nickelback
The Kenny: Flannel
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Just Better: Not living in the 80's
Just Worse: Living in iraq circa 2k6
The kenny: Forgetting to put a kenny in
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Just Better: Coming up with a hilarious Kenny
Just Worse: Being that guy who has to do a Kenny after EACH AND EVERY OTHER KENNY
The Kenny:
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Just Better: HUAGLBUAGL
Just Worse: Enormous Cocks In Your Mouth
Even Worse: Damnit Why Isn't This Gray Gray Enough
The Kenny: Someone humping your leg at a crowded concert
-
Just better: Someone stomping on your leg at a crowded concert.
Just worse: Someone humping your leg at the opera.
The Kenny: Annoying Facebook group invitations.
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Just Better: Internet friends adding you on facebook.
Just Worse: App invitations on facebook.
The Kenny: Norway
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Just Better: Norwegian forumites
Just Worse: The weather in Norway
The Kenny: Sir Joseph Hocking, esq.
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Just Better: Sir Danosaur
Just Worse: Sir Tommydski
The Kenny: snow
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Just Better: sunshine!
Just Worse: hail
The Kenny: used tissues
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Just Better: New Tissues
Just Worse: Used TP
The Kenny: A Broken Jaw
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Just Better: Jawbreaker
Just Worse: An actual jawbreaker
The Kenny: Getting kicked in the balls.
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Just Better: Wearing a cup
Just Worse: I dunno
The Kenny: Coke habit
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Just Better: Cherry Coke habit!
Just Worse: Heroin Addiction.
The Kenny: MARINES, WE ARE LEAVING
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Just Better: Norwegian forumites
Big surprise.
The Kenny: Sir Joseph Hocking, esq.
The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.
The Kenny: meebo.
Kerbled (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20563.msg745270.html#msg745270).
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The Kenny: Ruining The Kenny thread
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Just Better: Posting constructively in many of your posts on these forums
Just Worse: Having 40+ posts in one day, many of them insulting people then later saying "nah, I was joking, but you'd know that if you knew me"
The Kenny: Referencing to bad posters.
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Just better: referencing good posters
Just worse: being bad posters
The Kenny: sugar cookies
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Just better: butter tablet.
Just worse: diabetes.
The Kenny: Howie Bowie.
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The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.
There are no strict rules on the use of the term Esquire, and really anyone can claim it for themselves if they can make any argument for being educated or semi-noble.
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Just better: David Bowie
Just worse: a bowie knife to the gut
The Kenny: cutlery
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Just better: Using knives and forks as ammo for cannons
Just worse: Having that pointed at you
The kenny: Admiral Hoartio Nelson
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The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.
There are no strict rules on the use of the term Esquire, and really anyone can claim it for themselves if they can make any argument for being educated or semi-noble.
I was just saying that a Sir Blah McBlah, Esq. is highly unlikely to exist. There are no strict rules because it is a title for people with no other titles.
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The kenny: Admiral Hoartio Nelson
Just Better: Lieutenant Horatio Caine (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
Just Worse: Horatio Hornblower?
The Kenny: An extremely competent and for-lack-of-a-better-term good chef is dining at your house tomorrow night. Just before you start cooking you realize that the only thing in your pantry is a 24-pack of Top Ramen.
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Just Better: Ordering takeout food delivered and having nobody notice...
Just Worse: Ordering takeout food and having the extremely competent and for-lack-of-a-better-term good chef ask for the recipie.
The Kenny: popcorn chicken
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Just Better: fried cheese curds
Just Worse: fried chitlins
The Kenny: being really hungry but indecisive as to what to eat
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Just Better: Being hungry and too scared to go down and get some food on fear of waking people in the house up
Just Worse: Being hungry and too poor to afford food.
The Kenny: Kennying again after someone just answered your kenny because it is 07:19 in the morning and you cannot sleep/have not slept.
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Just Better: Kennying for eternity
Just Worse: The last thing you do before being executed by the state being Kennying
The Kenny: The offspring of The 50-Year-Old Grandmother (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5G9z90LPvE) and The Mega-Ripped Bass Player (can't find a pic or video) from the Bowflex commercials.