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Title: The Kenny
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 19:33
Points for the most humorous avatar. Show me what you got QC community.
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Jul 2008, 19:34
Mine is clearly the best.
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: tania on 13 Jul 2008, 19:41
change 'points' to 'money' or 'ice cream' and i might be interested
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 19:48
Stop it you'll make me cry then write a blog about how much i hate life.

Immapirate...you are in the lead.

If you do this I'll give you 72 virgins in heaven.
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 13 Jul 2008, 20:00
i don't get what this thread is about.
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 20:03
seeing as how eventually it will be derailed it doesnt matter
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: Ozymandias on 13 Jul 2008, 20:05
Please Kenny one of the following -
The feeling of numbness after you have been accidentally leaning on your own arm for several minutes. [/b]

Just Better: Walking around on a numb leg pretending it's a pirate's peg leg
Just Worse: The feeling of numbness you get when you've accidentally stopped circulation to your genitals.

THE KENNY: Listening to The Who for the first time
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: ForteBass on 13 Jul 2008, 20:06
Eventually?
Really?
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 20:08
Well, it's only a matter of time before this shift into (yes it's possible) something even more dumb.
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: E. Spaceman on 13 Jul 2008, 20:19
Just Better: The look on people's faces after they hear/see you
Just Worse: Not having a brush and paste available, and still tasting it after hours


Kenny: an old man falling in an embarassing way
Title: Re: Avatars
Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2008, 20:21
My favorite avatar is ode's.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 13 Jul 2008, 20:41
Just Better: American Flag'n' Automatic Weapon Pinup Calendars!
Just Worse: Country music

New Kenny: Eddie Murphy films failing at the box office.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 20:49
Woah, how did the title of this thread change?
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Emaline on 13 Jul 2008, 20:50
Why do we have threads like this?
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 13 Jul 2008, 20:52
I expected derailing but not to this extent.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: calenlass on 13 Jul 2008, 21:15
Guys I just think everyone should know that I haven't gotten laid in like three weeks.


Just thought I would put that out there.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Thlayli on 13 Jul 2008, 21:17
OMG OMG, here - use my E-peen. It's massive.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 13 Jul 2008, 21:19
What the hell is this thread.

I mean, c'mon guys. This is a new low even for us.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: yelley on 13 Jul 2008, 21:25
i'm so confused.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: calenlass on 13 Jul 2008, 21:27
Hey! This is my first post in like a week. Give me a break. I got to get back into the swing of things.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 13 Jul 2008, 21:37
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The Kenny: 'Amusingly' monickered American sprinter Tyson Gay.
Just better: Staff Sergeant MAX FIGHTMASTER (http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html)
Just Worse: Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock_Stirrup)

New Kenny: Microsoft
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 13 Jul 2008, 22:00
Kenny: the actor Charles Bronson.
Just better: the actor Carl Weathers
Just worse: the actor Casper van Dien

Kenny: Ex-prosecutor and media hysteria exploiter Nancy Grace.

Come on people, we need more participants.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Social Bacon on 13 Jul 2008, 22:11
Just better: The Hippy Dippy Weatherman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uaw3WIOlc)
Just worse: Soviet propaganda

New Kenny: World of Warcraft
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 13 Jul 2008, 22:40
Just better: EQ2
Just worse: A drug addiction.

new kenny: sleepwalking
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Cartilage Head on 13 Jul 2008, 23:56
 What in the heck is The Kenny
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: est on 14 Jul 2008, 00:06
Just better: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone
Just worse: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone

Kenny: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 14 Jul 2008, 00:37
Just better: Est doing it right
Just worse: Est locking the thread

The Kenny: Safe 'N' Sane fireworks.

(you take the kenny, think of something just better than it, and something just worse than it, and then think of a new kenny. Don't know why it is called that, honestly.)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Inlander on 14 Jul 2008, 00:44
Just better: locking the Kenny thread.
Just worse: stickying the Kenny thread.

A bit like that?
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Storm Rider on 14 Jul 2008, 00:46
Harry, you have to come up with a new Kenny or else it totally screws it all up.

Jeez.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Inlander on 14 Jul 2008, 00:51
The Kenny: tempting modly fate.

EDIT: hold your loved ones close, ladies and gentlemen, this thread's soul refreshment comes courtesy of Mr. Otis Redding. A beautiful ballad from his superb Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul. This is "You Don't Miss Your Water". Listen to the lyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmvDSw0FMss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmvDSw0FMss)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 14 Jul 2008, 04:17
Just better: Getting made a mod because the mod likes posters with balls.
Just worse: Getting made a mod because the mod really likes posters with balls.

The Kenny: Ice cream.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 14 Jul 2008, 05:45
Just better: You could do a huge variety of different things.
Just worse: You're singing on a cruise ship until April 2009.

The Kenny - Professional wrestlers becoming professional actors.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: minorbird on 14 Jul 2008, 06:54
Just better: Actors becoming politicians
Just worst: Professional sportspeople becoming actors

The Kenny - Batman!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: E. Spaceman on 14 Jul 2008, 08:51
Just Better: The video for November Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siBoLc9vxac), featuring half (!) of Axl Rose's wife


Just Worse: The video for More Than Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7L4X4li_k) by Extreme, encapsulating why shitty metal bands should not be allowed acoustic guitars


The kenny: Putting on your shoes only to discover your pet shat inside them
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Social Bacon on 14 Jul 2008, 09:47
Just better: Putting on your shoes then immediately stepping in shat.
Just worse: Trying to punish your cute lovable pet for shatting in your shoes.

New Kenny: Tripping over your own feet.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 14 Jul 2008, 11:01
Just better: Falling into butterscotch pudding.
Just worse: Falling into vanilla pudding.

Kenny: Velociraptor.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 14 Jul 2008, 11:45
Just better - Rolling over and hitting your head on the nightstand.
Just worse - Succumbing to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/)

The Kenny - Noel Gallagher
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lines on 14 Jul 2008, 11:47
What is this shit? This is like the Pie Race but with a resounding DUMB.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: IronOxide on 14 Jul 2008, 15:23
Just Better: Not knowing who that is and confusing him with Leo Gallagher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian))
Just Worse: Realizing that he's a member of Oasis

The Kenny - Lil Mama
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 14 Jul 2008, 15:32
(Tommy, I am pretty sure The Scream was Edvard Munch's)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 14 Jul 2008, 17:09
Just Better: Punching Lil Mama in the mouth for reals and taking a shot
Just Worse: Tila Tequila

The Kenny: Discovering the time you spent burning up your Dad's Master card funds with your closest friends wasn't priceless.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Social Bacon on 14 Jul 2008, 18:19
Just better: Blowing the money that your parents gave you for tuition on beer.
Just worse: Stealing your parent's credit card to buy hookers (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)

New Kenny: Old School
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 14 Jul 2008, 20:21
Just better: New School
Just worse: Kickin' it Old Skool (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772178/)

Kenny: No disentigrations
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: E. Spaceman on 14 Jul 2008, 21:27
Just Better: Disintegration (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disintegration)
Just Worse: Dysentery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysentery)


Kenny: Blackface
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: ruyi on 14 Jul 2008, 22:34
just better: yellow face
just worse: black people

kenny: heterosexuality
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 15 Jul 2008, 01:09
just better: bisexuality
just worse: asexuality

kenny: butt sex
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Spluff on 15 Jul 2008, 03:01
Just Better: Butthead (http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buschick/library/butthead.gif)
Just Worse: Buttwelding

Kenny: Superpowers
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 15 Jul 2008, 08:53
Just Better: Using Superpowers for awesome
Just Worse: Your superpower is having a slightly lazy left eye

The Kenny: Corpsegrinder
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jul 2008, 09:13
Just Better: Sweeney Todd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd)
Just Worse: NCBA (http://www.beefusa.org/)

The Kenny: Miranda rights
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 15 Jul 2008, 10:50
Just better: Right of way
Just worse: Make My Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_My_Day_Law)

(see what I did there?)

The Kenny: Bottled Water
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: blanktom on 15 Jul 2008, 10:54
Just Better: Drinking spring water...straight from the spring
Just Worse: Drinking Coca Cola's new water product...finding out it is purified tap water

Kenny: Herpes
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Slick on 15 Jul 2008, 11:08
Just Better: Jock itch
Just Worse: Itchy jocks on your jock

The Kenny: GRYFF
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Sox on 15 Jul 2008, 11:17
Just better: Walking past a cash machine and finding a £50 note hanging out of it.
Just worse: Having to chase a stray £50 note several yards down the street in the wind before you can pocket it.

The Kenny: Finding £50 hanging in a cash machine and pocketing it.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 15 Jul 2008, 14:33
Just Better: Not having any one you see/take notice of you doing it
Just Worse: Having a security guard/officer who has just found out that his wife of 10 years has just left him with her autistic child from a previous marriage and run off with Rosie O'Donnell catch you while he's on his ciggy break that he's been waiting 6 hours for.

Kenny: argyria
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Jul 2008, 14:35
Just Better: Jaundice
Just Worse: Arsenic Poisoning

The Kenny:  Free Jazz
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 15 Jul 2008, 14:41
Just Better: Jazz
Just Worse: the sound cats make when you chuck about 6 of them and several porcupines into the one sack.

The Kenny: English Criticism

EDIT:just remembered echidnas are monotremes and porcupines are rodents, they is not the same!

EDIT2: FACT: Echidnas (http://environment.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn12838) have a four headed phallus but only one is used during the act of copulation
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Sox on 15 Jul 2008, 14:44
Just better: Fair criticism.
Just worse: Unfounded criticism.

The Kenny: Use of the word 'pretentious' to describe another human being.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 15 Jul 2008, 16:10
Just better: Using the word "saucy" to describe another human being.
Just worse: Using the word "ogre-like" to describe another human being.

The Kenny: Ethiopian Food.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RedLion on 15 Jul 2008, 16:22
Just better: Greek/Turkish food
Just worse: Sudanese food

The Kenny: Glenn Danzig
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 15 Jul 2008, 16:27
Just Better: Glenn Close
Just Worse: Glenn Beck

The Kenny:  Shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Sox on 15 Jul 2008, 16:37
Just better: Visiting Reno and having a splendid time.
just worse: Getting shot in Reno.

The Kenny: Ruining the punchline to a joke somebody else is telling.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: yelley on 15 Jul 2008, 18:11
just better: hearing the other person mess up the punchline and laughing at them.
just worse: forgetting the punchline to a joke that you are telling.

the kenny: buying new socks because you're too lazy to launder the ones you have.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Jul 2008, 18:43
Just better: Buying a new cell phone because your old one is lost somewhere in your room.
Just worse: Shoes, no socks.

The Kenny: "I have just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQGSri7WqFM)"
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: GenericName on 15 Jul 2008, 19:02
Just better: "Youtube knows that I have just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it." (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQGSri7WqFM)
Just worse: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

The Kenny: Rickrolls that freeze your computer.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tania on 15 Jul 2008, 19:54
just better: mentioning rickrolls in a conversation and having the other person have no idea what you're talking about
just worse: legitimately enjoying that terrible song

the kenny: losing a book a friend lent you on the same day
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 15 Jul 2008, 20:44
Just better: The book wasn't that good anyway, and you just borrowed it so they'd stop telling you how awesome it is.
Just worse: Your friend asking for it back, because they didn't really want to lend it to you, they were just being polite and they are afraid you'll lose it.

Kenny: Sports talk radio
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: jimbunny on 15 Jul 2008, 21:31
Just better: News radio
Just worse: Paying money to see sports

The Kenny: Outrageously expensive cases for mp3 players
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 15 Jul 2008, 22:54
Just Better: It actually being worth it.
Just Worse: Case breaking right after you bought it before it gets anywhere near your mp3 player

Kenny: using up your monthly bandwidth allowance on porn.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Jul 2008, 23:08
Just better: Unlimited bandwidth
Just Worse: Using up your monthly bandwidth refreshing the forums every minute

The Kenny: Let it Be... Naked
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Jul 2008, 00:04
Just better: Let It Be
Just worse: Two Virgins

The Kenny:  Liberace
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Sox on 16 Jul 2008, 02:47
just worse: legitimately enjoying that terrible song

Terrible terrible recording. Horrible vomit inducing production. Ridiculous. The song? The song is okay. Good pop song.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 16 Jul 2008, 04:02
The Kenny:  Liberace

Just better: Raymond Quentin Smuckles
Just worse: Elton Hercules John

The Kenny: The Kenny.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Peet on 16 Jul 2008, 05:20
Just Better: The Stan
Just Worse: The Cartman

The Kenny: 110m hurdles.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 16 Jul 2008, 15:09
Just Better: the 100m sprint
Just Worse: the blind folded javelin

The Kenny: getting impaled by a unicorn
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 16 Jul 2008, 15:38
Just better: Huggin' a kraken!
Just worse: AAAAARGH FISH IN THE DICK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru)

The Kenny: Whistling.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 16 Jul 2008, 15:59
Just Better: Jesus Christ
Just Worse: Jim Crow

The Kenny: Racism
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Jul 2008, 16:11
Hard to make a clear distinction here; I offer...

Just better: Patriotism
Just worse: Mindless Violence

The Kenny: Microsoft
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Metope on 16 Jul 2008, 16:18
Just better: MSDOS
Just worse: Punch cards

The Kenny: Coldplay
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: october1983 on 16 Jul 2008, 16:27
Just better: Foreplay
Just worse: Coldfeet

The Kenny: Batman
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 16 Jul 2008, 17:02
Just better: Silverback Gorillas
Just worse: Nickelback albums

Kenny: Color Blindness
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Jul 2008, 17:09
Just better: Synesthesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia)
Just worse: Regular blindness

The Kenny: A Casiotone electric keyboard
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jul 2008, 19:49
Just Better: (Real men play) Mellotron
Just Worse: Fisher-Price Xylophone

The Kenny: Steve Albini
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 16 Jul 2008, 20:16
Just better: Chris Goss
Just worse: Bob Rock

The Kenny - The Stand-Ins
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jul 2008, 21:15
I was going to dispute that Chris Goss thing but I just got Welcome to Sky Valley and dang man. Dang.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Jul 2008, 22:22
The Kenny - The Stand-Ins

Just better: n/a
Just worse: Sex with your high school crush

The Kenny - Paying for incoming text messages (http://www.canada.com/topics/technology/story.html?id=be40f524-80e1-4948-970b-80959623d4ad).
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 17 Jul 2008, 01:28
Just Better: Losing your mobile phone, and discovering the true freedoms of getting lost and having to figure things out for yourself.
Just Worse: Being charged to receive calls, that aren't collect, as well in addition to this Kenny.

The Kenny: True knowledge.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: ampersandwitch on 17 Jul 2008, 08:26
Just better: Giant dicking cocks
Just worse: Dicking cock giants

The Kenny: Buffy the Vampire slayer.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 17 Jul 2008, 09:27
Just Better: Angel
Just Worse: Charmed

Kenny: Seven Samurai
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 17 Jul 2008, 10:02
Just Better: Sansho the Bailiff
Just Worse: Sonatine

The Kenny: Sketch Comedy
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 17 Jul 2008, 16:56
Just Better: The real kind of comedy that only happens when you're around your mates in real life.
Just Worse: Carlos Mencia

The Kenny: Waking up with your father's cock in your mouth
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jul 2008, 17:14
Just Better: Waking up with Mike Rowe's cock in your mouth.
Just Worse: Waking up with your mother's cock in your mouth.

The Kenny: Oppressively hot weather
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 17 Jul 2008, 21:51
Just better: Oppressively hot dominatrix.
Just worse: Oppressively hot coffee spill.

Kenny: smoking weed with your friend's parents.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 17 Jul 2008, 22:08
Just better: the conversations that occur as a result.
Just worse: smoking weed with your own parents.

The Kenny: being unemployed.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 17 Jul 2008, 23:55
Just Better: Being employed
Just Worse: Being unemployed in a very small and remote town.

The Kenny: World Youth Day
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 18 Jul 2008, 04:46
Just better: Any other day.
Just worse: Trying to get to work in the city without realising it's World Youth Day

The Kenny: Pope Palpatine XVI
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: mat_mantra on 18 Jul 2008, 16:19
Wow, time for new internets.  this posted waaaaaaay late
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Jul 2008, 20:33
Just Better: That horrible feeling in the middle of carpooling to work when you realise the next person being picked up is that really cute girl from Marketing who watched you dribble coffee down your shirt yesterday

Just Worse: That horrible feeling in the middle carpooling to work when you realise you forgot pants


Kenny: A Triple Word Score in Scrabble
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tania on 18 Jul 2008, 20:49
just better: oral sex
just worse: using your awesome word on a double word score, unable to reach the triple word score because you used up all your 's's and 'ed's on some other dumb shit

the kenny: cankles
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 18 Jul 2008, 22:04
Just Better: flab-abs
Just Worse: a double chin

The Kenny: male pattern baldness
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 18 Jul 2008, 23:01
Just better: Being a wolfperson
Just worse: Alopecia

The Kenny: Cargo shorts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: McTaggart on 19 Jul 2008, 12:55
Just better: a Utilikilt
Just worse: a skirt

The Kenny: Calvin Harris' look
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Jul 2008, 15:41
Just better: (http://www3.nccu.edu.tw/~g9555008/calvin&hobbes-mirror(small).jpg)

Just worse: (http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/03/calvin_klein.jpg)

The Kenny: The Perry Bible Fellowship (http://www.pbfcomics.com/)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 19 Jul 2008, 16:04
Just Better: A Lesson is Learned...
Just Worse: Tooth Paste for Dinner

The Kenny: Shadow Girls (http://www.shadowgirlscomic.com)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 23 Jul 2008, 11:30
The Better: Side Boob
The Worse: Side Belly

The Kenny: Wearing boys shirts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Peet on 23 Jul 2008, 11:49
Just Better: Girls wearing boy's shirts
Just Worse: Boys wearing boy's shirts

The Kenny: Spaghetti.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Oli on 23 Jul 2008, 13:23
Just better: Tagliatelle
Just worse: Alphabetti Spaghetti

The kenny: The five O'clock shadow.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: CursedMortivore on 23 Jul 2008, 13:32
Just Better: Full Beard
Just Worse: Pencil Beards

The Kenny: Listening to good music
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: evernew on 23 Jul 2008, 15:12
Just better: making good music
Just worse: listening to good power tools

The Kenny: Dropping your pants in public
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Dissy on 23 Jul 2008, 15:19
The better: Dropping your pants in public for oral sex
The worse: Droping your pants in jail

The Kenny: Amazon
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: evernew on 23 Jul 2008, 15:45
Just better: being captured by Amazons and used as their sex slave
Just worse: being captured by Amazons and revealing that you are impotent

The Kenny: being up late even though you have shit to get done in the morning
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Jul 2008, 01:51
Just better: A solid ox
Just worse: An ox with tooth decay

The Kenny: Making lists
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 24 Jul 2008, 02:20
Just Better: Making lists with other people you enjoy having around
Just Worse: Making lists on stupid things that you don't care about at all with the aid of people who are complete arses.

The Kenny: Social Interaction
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 24 Jul 2008, 02:43
Just Better: Interacting with people you like.
Just Worse: Leprosy.

The Kenny: Going to the barber for a trim only to find he has given you a mullet.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: evernew on 24 Jul 2008, 02:58
Just better: Living in a redneck state where it's still the latest fashion.
Just worse: The barber's razor slipping when trimming your other hair.

The Kenny: Getting a blowjob from a moderately attractive person.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: PassiveTheory on 24 Jul 2008, 03:33
Just better: Getting deep throat from a moderately attractive person.
Just worse: Getting a handjob from Geraldo Rivera.

The Kenny: An all-night Scrubs marathon.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Jul 2008, 05:49
Just better: An all-night sponge-bath from Sarah Chalke
Just worse: An all-night sponge-bath from Zach Braff. And he doesn't stop talking the whole time.

The Kenny: Llamas!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: McTaggart on 24 Jul 2008, 06:45
Just better: The kinda funny yet immature way that Sim City 2000 made a lot of llama jokes.
Just worse: The first time you saw one at the Royal Show when you were six and you went with your parents and it wasn't nearly so tacky and horrible.

The Kenny: Losing a very good game of chess.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: GenericName on 24 Jul 2008, 17:29
Just better: Winning computer solitaire.
Just worse: Losing THE GAME

The Kenny: Volunteer work
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 24 Jul 2008, 17:57
Just better: being the guy who benefits from the volunteer work
Just worse: Forced labor that turns out to be pretty much the same as regular labor

the Kenny: Kenny McCormick
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Jul 2008, 20:44
Just Better: Ken Jennings
Just Worse: Kenny Chesney

The Kenny: Gabbly conversations that veer into lurid sexual details
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: ampersandwitch on 24 Jul 2008, 22:28
Is that a trick Kenny?  I honestly don't know of any other sort of Gabbly discussion.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: ampersandwitch on 24 Jul 2008, 22:59
Just Better - C-List celebrity ingrate Dustin Diamond's cameo in a Rubnitz short. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA)
Just Worse - C-List celebrity ingrate Dustin Diamond's debut role as Screech.

The Kenny - Christian Bale's labored vocal reading of all lines spoken from a Batsuit.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ozymandias on 25 Jul 2008, 01:13
Just Better - Christian Bale's Batman voice rasped into my ear during hot sex
Just Worse - Reign of Fire

The Kenny - Michael Emerson
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 25 Jul 2008, 15:06
Just better - Michael Emerson as the Riddler in the next Batman movie
Just worse - Jim Carey as the Riddler in Batman Forever

The Kenny - Randy Newman
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 25 Jul 2008, 18:07
Just Better - Paul Newman
Just Worse - Randy Savage

The Kenny - Schadenfreude
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 25 Jul 2008, 18:17
Just Better: Enjoying the good times and celebrating happiness and life
Just Worse: Rubbing it in the unfortunate person/people's face.

The Kenny: Non-existance
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Elizzybeth on 26 Jul 2008, 12:39
Just Better: Unhappy existence
Just Worse: Nuclear holocaust

The Kenny: Faster-than-light travel
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 26 Jul 2008, 13:30
Just better - Warp Speed!
Just worse - Bus travel

The Kenny: Sleeping 14 hours a night
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: evernew on 26 Jul 2008, 16:18
Just better - Sleeping 14 hours a day and partying all night
Just worse - Losing all body tension and disintegrating into the mattress

The Kenny: Being very dexterous with one hand and clumsy as fuck with the other.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 26 Jul 2008, 16:30
Just Better: Ambidexterity
Just Worse: Being equally clumsy with both

The Kenny: Raoul Duke
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 26 Jul 2008, 17:14
Just Better: Raul Julia
Just Worse: Raul's Wild Kingdom

(http://www.tubearoo.com/m1/88950/116243_uhf_raulswildkingdom_1.jpg)

The Kenny: Chapstick.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jul 2008, 21:05
Just Better:  Slapstick
Just Worst: Chopsticks

The Kenny:  Cameltoe
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 26 Jul 2008, 21:07
Just Better: Toe cleavage
Just Worse: Muffin tops

The Kenny: Getting a parking ticket.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 26 Jul 2008, 21:13
Just better: Getting a lottery ticket
Just worse: Parallel parking

The Kenny: sap gloves
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: IronOxide on 26 Jul 2008, 21:58
Just Better: Glove Slap
Just Worse: Tree Sap

The Kenny: A good night's sleep
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 26 Jul 2008, 22:00
Just Better: All-night parties
Just Worse: A Hard Day's Night

The Kenny: Murder Ballads
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Oli on 27 Jul 2008, 09:23
The Kenny: Getting a parking ticket.

Just better: Getting a lottery ticket

???
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 27 Jul 2008, 14:23
why not? At least you have thirty seconds of excitement rather then immediate disappointment. It's cheaper too.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Peet on 27 Jul 2008, 14:59
The Kenny: Murder Ballads

Just Better: Ballads
Just Worse: Murder

The Kenny: Chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Elizzybeth on 27 Jul 2008, 15:18
Just Better: A herd of chocolate moose
Just Worse: Moose-flavored chocolate

The Kenny: Overbites
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 27 Jul 2008, 16:41
They'd be slightly better than one similar band and slightly worse than another.


Just Better: A herd of chocolate moose
Just Worse: Moose-flavored chocolate

The Kenny: Overbites

Just Better: Not a lot!
Just Worse: Underbites

The Kenny: Being unable to think of anything better than Overbites.


Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 27 Jul 2008, 16:58
Just Better: Thinking of something that makes people smile with glee
Just Worse: Thinking of something too terrible to mention

The Kenny: Cataracts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: evernew on 28 Jul 2008, 05:49
Just better: Having seen it all before.
Just worse: Getting it just before Jessica Alba full frontal.

The Kenny: losing an argument against a homeless guy.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Jul 2008, 07:58
Just Better: Killing a homeless guy
Just Worse: Losing an argument to tommydski

The Kenny: The Cure.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: McTaggart on 28 Jul 2008, 12:32
Just better: Cinnamon
Just worse: The cricket season

The Kenny: Stumbling upon old plush toys you were given as a child.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 28 Jul 2008, 12:47
Just Better: Cuddling up with those toys and getting major flash backs
Just Worse: Smelling them and realizing how long it took you to kick that bed-wetting habit

The Kenny: deja senti
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Aminal on 28 Jul 2008, 18:52
Holy shit, it's the fucking Kenny! 

AKA the only lasting contribution I made to the SGR boards.  Wow.  I'm not ready yet.  Not ready yet.  ...But soon.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 28 Jul 2008, 23:26
Just better: Deja visite
Just worse: A CHANGE IN THE MATRIX!

The Kenny: Yahoo! Messenger Adult Chat Rooms
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 29 Jul 2008, 10:19
Just better: Being in a coma for 2 years before the plug is pulled.
Just worse: Being an otherwise normal person that's required to watch AOL chat rooms as a market researcher.

The Kenny: Common People
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Jul 2008, 10:54
Just better: Cats
Just worse: Dogs

The Kenny: Medicinal Leeches
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 29 Jul 2008, 10:59
Just Better: Medicinal vicodin
Just Worse: Medicinal fish-in-the-dick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra_Fish)

The Kenny: Tag body spray

Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: IronOxide on 29 Jul 2008, 14:12
Just Better: Not being a pre-teen boy
Just Worse: Axe Body Spray

The Kenny: "Significant Others"
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 14:18
Just better: Not complicating relationships with meaningless titles
Just worse: myspace love!

The Kenny: Valerie Solanas
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 29 Jul 2008, 18:44
[Edit]It was in my mind :/ sorry I got a really bad tangent going I was really high and will remove it naio since I can see it as a non sequntar :/
I had been at LAN all weekend and had a really interesting love discussion with a teammate and also read the wrong kenny.

I suck.

Just Better: Social equality
Just Worse: NOT shooting Andy Warhol

The Kenny: Spending 8 minutes to write a 3 line post because you are inebriated.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 29 Jul 2008, 18:52
Just better: A sentence that actually makes sense.
Just Worse: Understanding that last Kenny.

The Kenny: Grammar Fascism.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 18:58
Just Better: Proper grammar not being an issue
Just worse: Normal Fascism

The Kenny: Sex


-----
@ clockworkjames
When you play the Kenny your just better/worse is supposed to be in some way related to the previous Kenny.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Jul 2008, 16:54
Just better: Sox. (the boarder)
Just worse: Sax. (soprano)

The Kenny:  Hooded Sweatshirts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Jul 2008, 17:21
Man, I kind of have to disagree with the idea that Daz is better than sex.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 30 Jul 2008, 21:26
Come on guys, don't fool yourselves. We all know that Darryl is the very definition of sex.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Alex C on 30 Jul 2008, 22:34
Just better: Hooded cobra.
Just worse: Hooded Klansmen.

The Kenny: hydrocephalus
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 31 Jul 2008, 10:12
The Good: Hydra (the Greek monster)
The Worse: HYDRA (the Marvel criminal organization)

The Kenny: Non-Fiction
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 31 Jul 2008, 10:14
Just better: Fiction
Just worse: Slash-fiction

The Kenny: The World's First Analrapist!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 31 Jul 2008, 10:26
Just better: Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb
Just Worse: Jareth Cutestory, Lawyer of the Seas

The Kenny: Doctor Rick Dagless
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Runner4406pack on 31 Jul 2008, 10:43
Just better:  Doogie Howser Md
Just worse: Getting a vasectomy by a Dr. Bagless

The Kenny: Zombie nurse costumes
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 31 Jul 2008, 11:01
The Good: Serious Halloween Costumes
The Worse: Slutty Halloween Costumes

The Kenny: Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 31 Jul 2008, 15:12
Just Better: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Just Worse: Charlie Brown/Snoopy slash fiction

The Kenny: Eight hour long Brady Bunch marathons
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 01 Aug 2008, 16:52
Just Better: Eight Hour Long Buffy Marathons
Just Worse: Eight hour long Punky Brewster Marathons

The Kenny: Paul W.S. Anderson.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 01 Aug 2008, 17:12
Just Better: Paul Newman
Just Worse: Gillian Anderson

The Kenny: Paul Thomas Anderson
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 02 Aug 2008, 12:06
Just Better: Richard Dean Anderson
Just Worse: Thomas Anderson(Neo~The Matrix)


The Kenny: The original 150 Pokemon
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Aug 2008, 12:54
Just better: SEAKING! FUCK YEAH!
Just worse: Mudkips

The Kenny: Arguing about video games on the internet.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Alex C on 02 Aug 2008, 14:02
Just Better: Playing video games on the internet.
Just Worse: Arguing about slashfic on the internet.

The Kenny: sea bass
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 02 Aug 2008, 15:45
Just Better: Milotic
Just Worse: Feebas

The Kenny: Girl Genius (comic)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 03 Aug 2008, 03:08
Just Better: Real Genius (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Genius)
Just Worse: Real Girls

The Kenny: Wheelchairs
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 03 Aug 2008, 08:06
Just Better: limping
Just Worse: Double amputation

The Kenny: guyliner
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 03 Aug 2008, 09:35
Just Better: Johnny Depp wearing guyliner.
Just Worse: Gerard Way wearing guyliner.

The Kenny: New clothes!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 03 Aug 2008, 09:57
Just Better: No Clothes!
Just Worse: No Clothes(on old people)!


The Kenny: Equine-related 'Adult' Videos
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Aug 2008, 11:33
Just Better: Lesbianism in adult videos
Just Worse: Exclusively equine pornography

The Kenny: Hey Arnold!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: IronOxide on 03 Aug 2008, 12:47
Just Better: Angry Beavers
Just Worse: Aaah! Real Monsters!

The Kenny: Febreze
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 03 Aug 2008, 13:54
Just Better: Shout!
Just worse: Funky Furniture

The Kenny: Aviator Sunglasses
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Aug 2008, 19:32
Just Better: Wayfarers
Just Worse: Tom Cruise

The Kenny: The General Discussion forum
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Aug 2008, 19:55
Just Better: The VespAvenger
Just Worse: A WCT thread after a nominally controversial comic

The Kenny: Edgar Allan Poe
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 03 Aug 2008, 20:25
Just Better: Charles Dickens
Just Worse: Stephen King

The Kenny: TB
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Aug 2008, 20:27
Just Better: Terabytes
Just Worst: Tuberculosis

The Kenny: Sock Puppets
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 03 Aug 2008, 20:30
Just Better: Marionettes
Just Worse: Stick Figures

The Kenny: Meat Puppets
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Aug 2008, 21:15
Just Better: Nirvana
Just Worse: Blink 182

The Kenny: Caged explosives
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 03 Aug 2008, 22:24
Just Better: Free Range Explosives
Just Worse: Circus Explosives

The Kenny: Cardboard
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 03 Aug 2008, 22:52
Just Better: Sheet cork
Just Worse: Medium Density Fiber-board

The Kenny: Doing your friends sister
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 03 Aug 2008, 23:52
For the record, I meant prostitute,
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 04 Aug 2008, 01:46
Just better: Doing your friend's cute cousin
Just Worse: Doing your friend

The Kenny: Victor Hugo's penis
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Storm Rider on 04 Aug 2008, 01:52
Just Better: Victor Hugo's beard
Just Worse: Les Miserables

The Kenny: Ayn Rand
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Aug 2008, 10:21
Just Better: Rush
Just Worse: Ron Paul

The Kenny: Explosions
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Aug 2008, 10:59
Much Better: Explosions in the Sky
Much Worse: Explosions in the Underground*

The Kenny: Falling flat on your face


* I know - this isn't something to joke about.  Sorry.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 04 Aug 2008, 11:06
For the record, I meant prostitute,

Oh, I didn't even know that's what a meat puppet was. I only knew the band. My bad.


Just Better: Falling flat on your downy mattress alongside your brand new meat puppet
Just Worse: Falling flat on your new born baby.*

*I amost said kitty but that would have been far too sad.

The Kenny: Ritual cannibalism in New Guinea
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: IronOxide on 04 Aug 2008, 16:40
Just Better: Ritual sacrifice in the Aztec and Mayan empires.
Just Worse: The NFL

The Kenny: The Kenny
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 04 Aug 2008, 16:44
Just Better: The Nicholas
Just Worse: The Myron

The Kenny: stubble
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 04 Aug 2008, 17:00
Just Better: True Beardy-ness
Just Worse: Bits of food stuck in the stubble

The Kenny: Audio books
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 04 Aug 2008, 17:05
Just Better: Gordito's (of Dr. McNinja) mustache.
Just Worse: crusty teenage pubestaches.

The Kenny: Jesus


Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.   :x :x :x :x :x :x


Just Better: Real books
Just Worse: Trying to read E-books

The Kenny: Homewreckers
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Aug 2008, 17:50
Just Better: Bringing down the house
Just Worse:  Awkward silences at dinner

The Kenny: Giant Robots
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pentaen on 04 Aug 2008, 18:30
Just Better: Killer Lawnmowers
Just Worse: King Kong

The Kenny: http://www.thekenny.co.uk/ (http://www.thekenny.co.uk/)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Aug 2008, 18:43
Just Better: Complete (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)
Just Worse: Complete (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hVEy8Y8dg)

The Kenny: Google Streetview (http://maps.google.com.au/help/maps/streetview/)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 04 Aug 2008, 18:46
Just Better: Pretty much everything else about Google Earth
Just Worse: Terminal Voyeurism

The Kenny: Archie Bunker
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 04 Aug 2008, 19:07
Just Better: Carroll O'Conner
Just Worse: Rob Reiner

The Kenny: People who click their pens constantly
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 04 Aug 2008, 19:32
Just better: vegetables with funny little phallic growths.
Just worse: Hummers and guns.

The Kenny: purple vegetables.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lila on 04 Aug 2008, 19:42
just better - orange fruits
just worse - green not-leafy vegetables.

the kenny - puns
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 04 Aug 2008, 19:44
Just Better: Palindromes
Just Worse: Portmanteaus

The Kenny: Red Stripe
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 04 Aug 2008, 19:46
Just better: Fat Tire
Just worse: Steel Reserve

The Kenny: Galaxy Quest
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 08 Aug 2008, 22:04
Just Better: Spaceballs
Just Worse: really esoteric Kennys  :-D

The Kenny: Hanten-Mannelore shippers
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Aug 2008, 03:10
Just Better: Hannelore
Just Worse: Manatee

The Kenny: Swear words
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tania on 09 Aug 2008, 05:47
just better: mr. noodles
just worse: pre-cooked bacon

the kenny: long toenails
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Aug 2008, 11:30
just better: gargoyle talons
just worse: jesus fucking christ was that your toenail that just scraped against my foot what the fuck are you half wombat or some other horrible mammals cut and clean your goddamn toes

The Kenny: Toby Keith's upcoming movie
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 09 Aug 2008, 18:25
Just Better: Chris Tucker's upcoming movie
Just Worse: Larry The Cable Guy's upcoming movie

The Kenny: Trees
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tania on 09 Aug 2008, 18:36
just better: tree hugging
just worse: dendrophilia

the kenny: THE SLANKET, THE BEST BLANKET EVER (http://www.theslanket.com)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 09 Aug 2008, 18:41
Just Better: The Cuddle Mattress
Just Worse: Shamwow

The Kenny: The Anarchist Cookbook
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 09 Aug 2008, 20:28
Just Better: The Cuddle Mattress
Just Worse: Shamwow

The Kenny: The Anarchist Cookbook

The Better: Pipe bombs in Duke Nukem 3D
The Worse: Pipe bombs in School

The Kenny: Putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 09 Aug 2008, 20:34
Just Better: Putting the 'in' in the old in-out-in-out.
Just Worse: The Lodovico Technique.

The Kenny: getting your sharries shived off.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 10 Aug 2008, 12:42
Just Better: What happened to Dim
Just Worse: What happened to Alex

The Kenny: Internet hat machine.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 11 Aug 2008, 12:45
Just Better: www.goggle.com
Just Worse: That Fox News segment on Anonymous

The Kenny: Cubbies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 13:20
Just Better: White Sox/Baby pandas/Lockers (depending on usage)
Just Worse: Nothing/Baby leeches/communal desks (depending on usage)

The Kenny: Detachable Penis
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 11 Aug 2008, 14:52
Just Better: Detachable Vagina
Just Worse: Detachable Tiny Penis

The Kenny: Nintendo
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 11 Aug 2008, 15:04
Just Better: A hoop and a stick
Just Worse: Sony

The Kenny: Stupid motherfucking clouds getting all up in your astronomical phenomena
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: sean on 11 Aug 2008, 15:54
Much better: Actually seeing astronomical phenomena
Much worse: Not seeing astronomical phenomena because you are too busy trying to be funny posting in a burnt out thread on an internet forum

The Kenny: That thread about Kieffer
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 15:55
Just Better: Kieffer's thread judging the other posters
Just Worse: Kieffer being an unrelenting douche

The Kenny: Worry hat
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 11 Aug 2008, 18:58
Just better: Horny hat
Just worse: Paranoia Hat

The Kenny: Being stalked by a cow
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 19:05
Just Better: Being stalked by Melanie Lynskey
Just Worse: Being stalked by your alternate personality

The Kenny: Freudian Psychology
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 11 Aug 2008, 19:23
Just Better: Jungian Psychology
Just Worse: Having sex with your mother

The Kenny: Astrology
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 19:27
That was the first post in this thread that made me laugh out loud, thanks! But Niles was much cooler than Frasier.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 11 Aug 2008, 19:47
The Kenny: Astrology

Just Better: Headology
Just Worse: Not getting that reference

The Kenny: Spelling your name backwards
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 11 Aug 2008, 21:49
Just Better: Your name is a palindrome
Just Worse: Your name is Moon Unit Zappa

Kenny - The overwhelming need to pass gas during a eulogy
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 21:53
Just Better: Passing gas posthumously at your eulogy
Just Worse: The overwhelming desire to pass gas during a eulogy

The Kenny: Continuing to try to communicate with the girl you like even though she doesn't particularly like you and you met her somewhere far from where you live so a relationship is impractical anyway.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 11 Aug 2008, 21:56
Just Better: Sloppy Makeouts
Just Worse: Getting cock-blocked


The Kenny: Wikipedia
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 11 Aug 2008, 22:06
Just Better: Your name is a palindrome

It is pretty great, actually.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 11 Aug 2008, 22:07
Just Better: Proving that a successful long-distance relationship is possible and being reunited with your love
Just Worse: Being reunited with your love after keeping up a long-distance relationship only to find out that s/he has cheated on you


Just Better: Encyclopedia Britannica
Just Worse: Masturbating to pictures of the appropriate human anatomy in the Encyclopedia Britannica

Kenny - Craigslist personal ads
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 11 Aug 2008, 22:58
Just Better: Meat life dating
Just worse: The Classifieds

The Kenny: Viking helmets
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 12 Aug 2008, 02:56
Just better: Viking Orgasms
Just worse: Beer helmets.

The Kenny: lemons
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 12 Aug 2008, 06:21
Just Better: Lemon squares
Just Worse: The expression "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon AIDS."

Kenny - Rick Moranis
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Aug 2008, 06:25
 :x Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Just better: Limes
Just worse: Limies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 12 Aug 2008, 10:27
Clockwise did better, but left out The Kenny
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 12 Aug 2008, 10:42
Just Better: Lemon squares
Just Worse: The expression "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon AIDS."

Kenny - Rick Moranis

Just Better: Rickenbacker
Just Worse: Rick Astley


The Kenny: Ted Nugent
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 12 Aug 2008, 10:50
Just Better: Ted Baxter
Just Worse: Ted Kaczynski

The Kenny: Unscented deoderant
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 12 Aug 2008, 10:58
Just Better: Natural pheromones that make the opposite sex go nuts over you
Just Worse: Varsity football team locker room smell

Kenny - Johnny C's brother as a music critic
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: sean on 12 Aug 2008, 11:09
Just better: Nothing
Just Worse: Everything else

The Kenney: A new forumite assuming the music forum is filled with pretentious hipster music snobs, whatever that means.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 12 Aug 2008, 11:14
Just Better: The lies we tell them instead of admitting they're right
Just Worse: The ensuing flame war

Kenny - Geddy Lee performs arias from La Traviata
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Aug 2008, 11:42
Clockwise did better, but left out The Kenny

I had a kenny but didn't deserve to post it because someone else beat me to it.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 12 Aug 2008, 11:45
Just Better: Geddy Lee performs YYZ
Just Worse: Geddy Lee performs the National Anthem

The Kenny: Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 12 Aug 2008, 15:16
Just Better: A slight nod
Just Worse: Awkward high fives

The Kenny: Beach volleyball
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 12 Aug 2008, 15:23
Just Better: Topless beach volleyball
Just Worse: Topless beach volleyball at a Jack Johnson concert.

Kenny - Lemurs
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 15:40
Just Better: Sloths
Just Worse: Stuffed Lemurs that can speak

The Kenny: Anthropomorphism
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Thy Dungeonman on 12 Aug 2008, 15:44
Just Better: Star Fox 64
Just Worse: Furries

The Kenny: Writer's block
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 15:47
Just Better:Writer's Block (http://www.jr.com/product/music/pm/_1005677/)
Just Worse: Agatha Christie Novels.

The Kenny: Attractive Australian Women
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 12 Aug 2008, 15:49
Agatha Christi novels, bad?!!!!  :x :x :x
You, my friend, have just made a very impotent enemy.

Just Better: Attractive Irish women
Just Worse: Attractive furry women

The Kenny: sex
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 15:52
I was trying to think of that really annoying Crime novelist that rights an endless series of books and he is a dude... but I couldn't, so I settled for Agatha Christie. Besides, if it is not written by Dorothy Dunnet, it technically sucks.

Just Better: Sex on Shrooms
Just Worse: (and this is a very small margin) Taking a REALLY LONG piss.

The Kenny: Jeph's Poop Jokes
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Peet on 12 Aug 2008, 16:13
Just Better: Jokes
Just Worse: Jeph's poop

The Kenny:  :-D
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 16:15
Just Better: Yelling Bird
Just Worse:  :mrgreen:

The Kenny: Gotherella
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 12 Aug 2008, 16:40
Just Better: Barbarella
Just Worse: "Goth" kids who shop at Hot Topic

Kenny - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 12 Aug 2008, 18:03
Just Better: Troll 2
Just Worse: Showgirls

The Kenny: The Cookie Monster
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 12 Aug 2008, 18:14
You, my friend, have just made a very impotent enemy.


"He can't have babies!
Run for your LIIIIIIIIIIVES!"
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lila on 12 Aug 2008, 19:44
Just Better: Troll 2
Just Worse: Showgirls

The Kenny: The Cookie Monster

Just better: Grover
Just worse: The veggie monster

The kenny: High School
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 12 Aug 2008, 19:48
Just Better: The Breakfast Club
Just Worse: Possibly Hell

The Kenny: Italian Beef
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 20:25
Just Better: Italian Sausage
Just Worse: I misunderstood the Kenny completely....

The Kenny: References going over your head
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 12 Aug 2008, 20:28
Italian beef is so much better than italian sausage. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 12 Aug 2008, 22:40
Just better: Getting references
Just worse: References trying to go over your head, but misjudging your height and giving you a concussion.

The kenny: root beer.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 22:42
Just Better: Sarsaparilla
Just Worse: Diet Root Beer

The Kenny: Pimp My Ride

Damn.

The Kenny: Earl Grey

Just Better: Earl Greyer
Just Worse: Tazo
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Spluff on 12 Aug 2008, 22:50
Just Better: Ride My Pimp
Just Worse: Gratuitous use of the word 'pimped'.

The Kenny: Death from above
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 12 Aug 2008, 22:51
Just Better: Death Company
Just Worse: The 13th Black Crusade

The Kenny: Nerds on the internet
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 12 Aug 2008, 23:10
Just better: groups of nerds in real life
Just worse: one nerd in real life (awkward doesn't begin to describe it)

The Kenny: juggling apples.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Runner4406pack on 13 Aug 2008, 00:14
Just better: juggling chainsaws
Just worse: getting cut in the jugular while juggling chainsaws

The Kenny: Laughing while people hurt themselves
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tania on 13 Aug 2008, 05:57
Troll 2

they're eating her! and then they're going to eat me!
oh my goooooooooooooddddd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 13 Aug 2008, 07:11
Just Better: Laughing because you hurt yourself in front of friends and are pleasantly embarrassed
Just Worse: Laughing at Faces of Death

The Kenny: Sockpuppets
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 13 Aug 2008, 10:16
Just Better: Original trilogy Yoda
Just Worse: Smelly socks(used as puppets)


The Kenny: Olympic Doubles Table Tennis
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Peet on 13 Aug 2008, 11:20
Just better: olympic doubles badminton
Just worse: olympic doubles diving

The Kenny: Being a much-hyped 14 year old olympian then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 13 Aug 2008, 11:54
Troll 2

they're eating her! and then they're going to eat me!
oh my goooooooooooooddddd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4)
What's the matter... aren't you hungry?
Actually I like popcorn.
Well no problem! All we have to do is... heat it up! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZVvFn6rmo)

If you can catch the touring show, you must. Best. Film. Ever.

Quote from: Peety
The Kenny: Being a much-hyped 14 year old olympian then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Just better: Being a much-hyped 14 year old WoW player then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Just worse: Being a much-hyped 14 year old competitive eater then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.

The Kenny: 4/4 time
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 13 Aug 2008, 12:03
Just Better: 9/8 meter
Just worse: 4/2 meter

The Kenny: Madonna
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 13 Aug 2008, 14:24
Just Better: Madonna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_%28mother_of_Jesus%29)
Just Worse: Cyndi Lauper

Kenny - Shoulder pads (for either sex)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: squawk on 13 Aug 2008, 18:43
CYNDI LAUPER IS NOT WORSE THAN MADONNA
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 13 Aug 2008, 19:31
I agree with squawk. Cyndi Lauper is gayer, and thus better.

Quote from: Ballard
Kenny - Shoulder pads (for either sex)
Just better: Brassiers (for either sex)
Just worse: Jock straps (for either sex)

The Kenny: Macbooks Air
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 13 Aug 2008, 20:55
Just Better: Air (the French band)
Just Worse: Recycled Air (I'll also considered Air Supply)

The Kenny: The Postal Service
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 13 Aug 2008, 21:56
I'm sorry guys, I couldn't think of anyone other than Cindi Lauper to put, but I do like her much more than Madonna.

Just Better: FedEx
Just Worse: The Postal Service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postal_Service)

Kenny - Isopods
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: akashacatbat on 13 Aug 2008, 23:00
Just Better: Lepidoptera
Just Worse: Araneae Mygalomorphae

The Kenny: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: squawk on 14 Aug 2008, 00:17
Just Better: nothing BACON SANDWICHES
Just Worse: Mayonnaise sandwiches

The Kenny: Lock-ins
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 14 Aug 2008, 07:24
Just Better: Spending the night in a locked mall where the shops are open
Just Worse: Concentration camps

The Kenny: Javelins
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 14 Aug 2008, 08:34
Just Better: Atlatl
Just Worse: Discus

The Kenny: Bubbles the Chimpanzee*


For those not in the know, Bubbles was Micheal Jackson's pet chimp
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: akashacatbat on 14 Aug 2008, 20:50
Just Better: Janet Jackson
Just Worse: Blanket :( Through no fault of his own.


The Kenny: Ninjas
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Scarychips on 15 Aug 2008, 22:07
Just Better: Rockin' out Ninjas
Just Worse: Naruto

The Kenny: Shoulder Pads
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 15 Aug 2008, 23:29
Just Better: Not repeating the Kenny
Just Worse: Repeating the Kenny within one page... oh wait...

The Kenny: The shot showing Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin on the podium and COMPLETELY excluding the bronze medalist... *dicks*
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 16 Aug 2008, 06:28
Just worse: Only showing the gold medalist
Just better: I suppose..showing all three of them!

The Kenny: Waking up early only to find that your favorite team's first game of the season is tomorrow
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: GenericName on 16 Aug 2008, 10:19
Just better: Waking up to your favorite team's first game
Just worse: Same, but you are on the field. In your pajamas.

The Kenny: Ben & Jerry's
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 16 Aug 2008, 10:20
Just Better: Treat Ice Cream
Just Worse: Dreyer's

The Kenny: Haircuts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 16 Aug 2008, 15:33
Just Better: Growing your hair long, you fucking hippie
Just Worse: Getting your head shaved because you lost a bet/joined the army

Kenny - China's ongoing bullshit during the Olympic games
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Aug 2008, 15:50
Just Better:  The amusement that will be had watching the chaos when the Olympics come to London.
Just Worse:  Russia's ongoing bullshit over its East European neighbours.

The Kenny:  Nuclear weapons.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 16 Aug 2008, 15:53
Just Better: Thaumoturgical Weapons
Just Worse: Hollister Shirts

The Kenny: Lack of Fashion Sense
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 16 Aug 2008, 15:55
Just better: Fedoras
Just Worse: Wardrobe Malfunctions

The Kenny: Napoleon Bonaparte
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 16 Aug 2008, 15:57
Just Better: Oliver Cromwell
Just Worse: Napoleon Dynamite

The Kenny : Shitty movies.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 16 Aug 2008, 16:07
Psh, Oliver Cromwell? :roll:

Just Better: 19th Century porno films
Just Worse: Shittier sequels

The Kenny: Elmer Fudd Slash Fiction
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 16 Aug 2008, 16:15
Just Better: Bugs Bunny Slash Fiction
Just Worse: Johnny Bravo/Danny Phantom slash fiction

The Kenny: Rules
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 16 Aug 2008, 16:17
Just Better/Worse: Anarchy
Just Worse/Better: Laws

The Kenny: Glenn Beck
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 16 Aug 2008, 16:29
Just Better: Glenn Danzig
Just Worse: Beck


The Kenny: Godzilla
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Scarychips on 16 Aug 2008, 16:36
Just better: A real live Dinosaur
Just Worse: Barney

The Kenny: Super Bouncing Balls
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 16 Aug 2008, 16:49
Just Better: Spaceballs
Just Worse: Monster's Ball

The Kenny: Ever Lasting Gobstoppers
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 16 Aug 2008, 17:03
Just Better: Footballs
Just Worse: Hairy Balls

The Kenny: "Creepy" discussions
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: blanktom on 16 Aug 2008, 18:22
Just Better - Reasonably meaningful discussions
Just Worse - Political discussions after 5 or 6 pints

The Kenny - Fish
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 16 Aug 2008, 18:26
Just Better: Cephalopods
Just Worse: Needle Fish

The Kenny: The Blues
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Aug 2008, 18:39
Just Better:  Playing the blues/sitting and listening to the blues with all of the greats
Just Worst:  A rare skin condition that has your break out into blue hives

The Kenny: New York
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 16 Aug 2008, 18:45
Just Better: San Francisco
Just Worse: Hollywood

The Kenny: Joe Sacco
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 16 Aug 2008, 19:03
Just Better: Knowing who that is
Just Worse: Everyone's response being "YOU DONT KNOW WHO DAT IS ZOMG"

The Kenny: Third Nipples
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Aug 2008, 06:16
I thought Joe Sacco used to play for the Anaheim Ducks, back when they were the Mighty Ducks. But a quick google says he's an artist.

Just Better: Thirty goddamned dicks
Just Worse: Fourth Nipples

The Kenny: organic beef
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 17 Aug 2008, 09:08
Just Better: Siliconic Beef
Just Worse: Hot dog beef

The Kenny: Dr. Who
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 17 Aug 2008, 14:09
Just Better: WHO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Health_Organization)
Just Worse: The Who
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 17 Aug 2008, 16:05
Just Better: Rye with Roast Beef or Pastrami and Pepper Jack Cheese
Just Worse: Pumpernickel

The Kenny: French Dip Sandwhiches.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 17 Aug 2008, 17:36
The Better: French Fries
The Worse: Freedom Fries

The Kenny: Montreal Poutine
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 18 Aug 2008, 01:02
Dude you just failed at the Kenny. I do not see how French Fries could EVER be better than a goddamn French Dip Sandwich.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 18 Aug 2008, 01:21
Maybe not everyone likes French onion dip and sandwiches combined....
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Aug 2008, 01:31
The Kenny: Montreal Poutine

Just better: The Stand-Ins
Just worse: Finding a genie who can grant you an infinite number of wishes with no catch.

The Kenny: The upcoming Samuel L. Jackson thriller, Lakeview Terrace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RigUfNqmH_c).
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Aug 2008, 04:23
Just Better: (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/1.jpg)
Just Worse: Any film which does not feature Samuel L. Jackson

The Kenny: Bic pens
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 18 Aug 2008, 04:25
The Better: Homemade Tatoos
The Worse: Homemade Bombs

The Kenny: Outkast
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 18 Aug 2008, 16:00
Just Better: De La Soul
Just Worse: Yin-Yang Twins

The Kenny: Condensation
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 18 Aug 2008, 16:19
Just Better: Hygroscopy
Just Worse: Urination

The Kenny: Fluoroantimonic acid
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 18 Aug 2008, 16:23
Just Better: LSD
Just Worse: Pancreatic Acid

The Kenny: cunt punt
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 18 Aug 2008, 16:45
Just Better: Pussy-whipped
Just Worse: Cock-blocked

The Kenny: Scotch Tape
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 18 Aug 2008, 16:48
Just Better: Scotch whiskey
Just Worse: red tape

The Kenny: Gameboy Color
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Aug 2008, 16:57
Just Better: DS
Just Worst: Going blind from playing Virtual Boy

The Kenny:  A new pair of shoes
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 18 Aug 2008, 17:10
Just Better: An old pair of jeans
Just worse: A new pair of testicles

The Kenny: Afros
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 18 Aug 2008, 21:18
Just better: King Buzzo's afro
Just worse: ...I got nothing.

The Kenny: Ice cream
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 18 Aug 2008, 21:43
Just Better: Cream Cheese
Just Worse: Ice Queen

The Kenny: English Muffins
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 18 Aug 2008, 22:26
Just Better: English Toffee
Just Worse: Whole Grain English Muffins

The Kenny: [skitter skitter skitter]
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 18 Aug 2008, 23:21
Just Better: !!! (CHK CHK CHK)
Just Worse: Skittles (the game)

The Kenny: Concatenation
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 18 Aug 2008, 23:30
Just Better: People who actually saw wat u did thar
Just Worse: People who are just now finding out about lolcats

The Kenny: Being tired, but not sleepy
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Scarychips on 18 Aug 2008, 23:49
Just Better: Being lively and sleepy
Just Worse: Being Dead

The Kenny: Short shorts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: StMonkey on 19 Aug 2008, 07:17
Just Better: Climbing Pants
Just Worse: Banana Hammock


The Kenny: Roller Coasters
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: McTaggart on 19 Aug 2008, 07:47
Just worse: Emotional Rollercoasters
Just better: Sexual Rollercoasters

The Kenny: Hot Chip breaking your legs; snapping off your head.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 19 Aug 2008, 19:02
Better: The members of Big Black giving you a Columbian Necktie.
Worse: Having sex with Sting.

The Kenny: Eczema.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 19 Aug 2008, 20:34
That's actually spelled Colombian Necktie, Mr.

Just Better: Freckles on redheads.*
Just Worse: Skin cancer

The Kenny: Those Sketchers commercials that just show everybody's feet as you listen to the retarded conversations of their owners.


*Oh hey, I'm a sleaze bag. Neat.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 19 Aug 2008, 20:57
Thanks for the clarification.

Just Better: Phillipe's "HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY! HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY!" Sneakers
Just Worse: A reworking of a classic Beatles hit, turning it into "All You Need Is Lugz"

The Kenny: An attractive transient/hitchhiker who hasn't showered in weeks
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Aug 2008, 21:12
Just Better: Life actually being like those porno movies with hitchhikers
Just Worse: Life actually being like those horror movies with hitchhikers

The Kenny: FREEDOM
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 20 Aug 2008, 08:47
Just Better: Not living in the US.
Just Worse: Living in a dictatorship.

The Kenny: Cakemix
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 20 Aug 2008, 09:28
Just Better: Pintsize
Just Worse: Old Pintsize EATING Cakemix

The Kenny: William Wallace

*Side note, freckles on red-heads is really really cute. I know like, one redhead who is attractive, but she makes up for all the other ugly redheads.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 20 Aug 2008, 10:01
Just Better: The Irish
Just Worse: Robert the Bruce

Just Kenny: Daniel Day-Lewis (Hello Amsterdam, I'm New York)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 16 Sep 2008, 17:34
Just Better: Some other guy named Daniel
Just Worse: Threadkilling

The Kenny: Kitty litter
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: jhocking on 16 Sep 2008, 19:49
I would not touch that with a ten-foot pole.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 16 Sep 2008, 19:59
Try that one.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RedLion on 16 Sep 2008, 21:05
Just better: Getting someone else to take out the kitty litter for you.
Just worse: Getting a ticket for littering, in general.

The Kenny: Anne Widdecombe
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/13/article-1055597-014F76E0000004B0-438_233x423.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: sean on 16 Sep 2008, 21:07
So why is this thread back?
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2008, 21:08
Cos it's OK.

The Kenny: Anne Widdecombe

Just Better: Charles Darwin
Just Worse: Rowan Williams

The Kenny: CROOKERS (http://www.myspace.com/crookers)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2008, 10:15
Just Better: Kavinsky
Just Worse: Brokencyde

Kenny - This thread
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Barmymoo on 17 Sep 2008, 12:39
Just better: YOU THEN YOU NOW
Just worse: The Fashion Thread

The Kenny: crocs
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 17 Sep 2008, 12:42
Just better: Sandals
Just worse: Birkenstocks

The Kenny: WebCT
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Sep 2008, 15:36
Just Better: Moodle (or Bodington, but that's being phased out in favour of Sakai)
Just Worse: Blackboard

The Kenny: Rolled-up sleeves
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 17 Sep 2008, 15:45
Just better: Suspenders
Just worse: Popped collars

The kenny: Indian food
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: SilentJ on 17 Sep 2008, 16:21
Just Better: Indian Poker.
Just Worse: Indian burns.


The Kenny: Cold Ones.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Metope on 17 Sep 2008, 16:26
Jus better: Plus Ones
Just Worse: Cold War

The Kenny: Sex Ed
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 17 Sep 2008, 16:56
Just better: Math Rock 101
Just worse: High School Water Polo team circle jerk

The Kenny: Newsboy Hats.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 17 Sep 2008, 18:18
Just better: Not being a golfer
Just worse: Having no hat

The Kenny: Dinosaurs
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2008, 23:13
Just Better: Dinosaur Jr.
Just Worse: Scorpions

The Kenny - Jheri curls
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tragic_pizza on 18 Sep 2008, 00:11
Just Better: Natural 'fro
Just Worse: Mullet

The Kenny: smegma.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 18 Sep 2008, 02:53
Just better: Brie
Just worse: Camembert

The Kenny: lifeless fluorescent lights.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 18 Sep 2008, 09:39
Just Better: The Northern Lights
Just Worse: Neverending White Light

The Kenny: Bozon Particles
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 18 Sep 2008, 14:22
Just better: Superfluids
Just worse: LHC-related sensationalism

The Kenny: Fox news
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 18 Sep 2008, 14:23
Just Better: The merchant class
Just Worse: The clergy

The Kenny - Hand sanitizer
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 18 Sep 2008, 14:36
Just better: bleach.
Just worse: bleach in a hand lotion container, which the owner does not use to moisturise his hands.

The Kenny: pockets that are sewn shut.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 18 Sep 2008, 15:00
Just Better: Pulling out the stitches so you can use the pocket.
Just Worse: Pockets that are completely fake.

The Kenny: Furious Dickings
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: sean on 18 Sep 2008, 15:41
The Kenny: Furious Dickings

<3
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tragic_pizza on 18 Sep 2008, 16:17
Just Better: ANGRY Dickings
Just Worse: Melancholy Dickings

The Kenny: Badly tuned guitars
Just Better: Badly tuned flatulence
Just Worse: Badly tuned banjos
The Kenny: Southern Gospel Music
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 18 Sep 2008, 16:23
Just Better: Southern food
Just Worse: Southern Gospel artist turned annoying-ass pop star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs)

Kenny - Johnny C's beard
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 18 Sep 2008, 17:09
Just Better: "The Shavening" (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2069/2234114523_c99bb413f3_m.jpg)
Just Better: Johnny's 'stache. (http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v249/221/84/122100375/n122100375_30182988_6760.jpg)

The Kenny: Baking cookies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 18 Sep 2008, 17:41
Just Better: Eating cookies
Just Worse: Baking Soda

Kenny - The small chinchilla that once attached itself to Tommy's face
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 19 Sep 2008, 10:05
Just Better: The small Hodgehedge that attatched itself to fattys butt in her avatar
Just Worse: accidentally leaving your jar of spiders open overnight :(

Kenny - Breaking and Entering (the activity not the movie)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 19 Sep 2008, 10:24
Just better: Breakin' it down (as in dancing)
Just worse: Breaking down (as in emotionally)

Kenny: The ability to accompany your speech with belching
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tragic_pizza on 23 Sep 2008, 01:02
Just Better: The ability to to accompany your speech with flatulence.
Just Worse: The ability to to accompany your speech with projectile vomiting.

The Kenny: skintags
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 23 Sep 2008, 07:51
Just Better: Lazer tag
Just Worse: Tumours

The Kenny: Sharpies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 23 Sep 2008, 08:55
Just Better: nothing
Just Worse: dried up magic markers

The Kenny: Against Me!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 23 Sep 2008, 10:54
Just Better: Rise Against
Just Worse: MADD

The Kenny: Bleeding in the mosh pit
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 23 Sep 2008, 23:08
Just Better: Henry Rollins
Just Worse: Bill Bailey

The Kenny: Slipknot lyrics
(tee hee)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Sep 2008, 18:56
Just Better:  Hanging yourself
Just Worse:  Actually having to listen to Slipknot

The Kenny: A golden ticket
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 24 Sep 2008, 19:05
Just Better: A Golden Baboon (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Baboon)
Just Worse: A golden shower

The Kenny: fireworks

I double-posted? how the fuck did I do that?
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 24 Sep 2008, 21:12
Just Better: Coffee Crisp
Just Worse: Peanut Allergies

The Kenny: The munchies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: maxusy3k on 26 Sep 2008, 12:06
Just Better : Mint Munchies (http://www.chocablog.com/reviews/mint-munchies/)
Just Worse : Non-chocolate munchies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchies_(snack_mix))

The Kenny : Dancing.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 26 Sep 2008, 13:44
Just better: Ballroom Dancing
Just worse: Grinding

The Kenny: Fruit Pies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 26 Sep 2008, 14:03
Just better:  French Silk Pies
Just worse:  Lemon Merengue Pies

The Kenny:  Gregg Gillis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Talk_(musician))
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 26 Sep 2008, 16:09
Just Better: Nothing
Just Worse: Anything DJ Shadow did after Endtroducing.....

The Kenny: (The) Gossip
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 26 Sep 2008, 16:58
Just Better: Azis! (http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/6212/azis14ss.jpg)
Just Worse: George Michael

The Kenny: YOU'RE WATCHING HARDBALL
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tragic_pizza on 26 Sep 2008, 18:09
Just Better: Dying slowly by asphyxiation
Just Worse: The O'Reilly Factor

The Kenny: Hoover Dam
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 27 Sep 2008, 00:46
Scrambled Egg Machine and KickThatBathProf fail so hard

Just Better: Beaver Dam's (when your 7 and Damn is a swear)
Just Worse: Hoovering up coke

Just Kenny: Journey
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 27 Sep 2008, 01:06
Just Better: Foreigner
Just Worse: Family road trips.

Just Kenny: Deodorant
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 27 Sep 2008, 11:42
Just Better: Cologne
Just Worse: Axe/Lynx body spray

The Kenny: Kenny G
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 27 Sep 2008, 12:20
Just Better: Genesis P Orridge
Just Worse: Karen O

The Kenny: PRESIDENT BASEBALL (http://www.friendsoftom.com/fotpedia/index.php?title=President_Baseball)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 28 Sep 2008, 05:00
Just Better: Canadian Bacon
Just Worse: The West Wing

The kenny: Light beer
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 28 Sep 2008, 06:08
Just Better: Water
Just Worse: Piss

The kenny: Floss
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 28 Sep 2008, 09:50
Just Better: Rollin on dubz
Just Worse: G-strings

The Kenny: High E String
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 28 Sep 2008, 09:53
Just better: Low G String
Just Worse:High G String

The Kenny: A Kick in the nuts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Leinad on 28 Sep 2008, 10:13
Just Better: A failed Cup-check
Just Worse: Having your eyeballs plucked out and slapped, while still dangling from their sockets. But only just.

The Kenny: Popcorn advertised as butter popcorn, but it's not.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 28 Sep 2008, 11:48
Just Better: Screaming Yellow Zonkers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Yellow_Zonkers)
Just Worse: Stale-ass school fundraiser-grade popcorn

The Kenny: Getting pulled over on the highway
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 28 Sep 2008, 11:57
Just Better: Getting off with a warning
Just Worse: Getting pulled over when you are high

The Kenny: store brand cereal
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 12:16
Just Better: General Mills
Just Worse: General Motors

The Kenny: The David Lynch film The Straight Story
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 28 Sep 2008, 13:51
Just Better: The David Lynch film Dune
Just Worse: The David Spade character "The Straight Man"

The Kenny:
The new Christian marital drama Fireproof (http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/fireproof)
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Fireproof.article.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 28 Sep 2008, 14:52
Just Worse (for the male lead) : The film not including sequences of him saving people in the line of duty and thus revealing him as a total imbecilic ass.
Just Better (only just though) : The ridiculous swiss-cheese plot of Eagle Eye.

The Kenny: Stephen Speilberg's leftovers
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 28 Sep 2008, 15:17
Just Better: The David Lynch film Dune
Just Worse: The David Spade character "The Straight Man"

That ones good, prob best yet, dunno bout The Kenny though.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 28 Sep 2008, 16:12
The Kenny: Stephen Speilberg's leftovers

The Better: Being at the end of Speilberg's movies
The Worse: Having to sit through any of Speilberg's movies

The Kenny: Transformers, robots in disguise.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Chesire Cat on 28 Sep 2008, 16:42
Just Better: Samurai Pizza Cats
Just Worse: Biker Mice from Mars

The Kenny: The Dark Side of the Moon
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 28 Sep 2008, 16:58
Just Better - The Wall
Just Worse - The Wizard of Oz

The Kenny: Opera
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Sep 2008, 09:42
Just Better: Instrumental classical music
Just Worse: "Popera"

The Kenny: Internettin' in the nude
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 29 Sep 2008, 09:51
Just Better: Instrumental classical music
Just Worse: "Popera"

The Kenny: Internettin' in the nude

Just Better: In the buff, Being rude, Doing stuff, With the food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0)
Just Worse: Internettin' in the nude, with two dudes

The Kenny: Flight of the Conchords
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 29 Sep 2008, 10:15
Just Better: They Might Be Giants
Just Worse: The Sklar Brothers

The Kenny: That feeling you get when you've woken up on your off day at 2 PM
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Nodaisho on 29 Sep 2008, 16:32
Just better: That feeling you get when you've managed to scratch that spot on your back that you can never reach.
Way worse: That feeling you get when you've woken up at 2pm on the day that you were supposed to open the store.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Metope on 29 Sep 2008, 16:35
Just better: A new Kenny
Just worse:

The Kenny: Laughing at a funeral.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 29 Sep 2008, 16:49
Just Better: Crying at a wedding
Just Worse: Farting at a baptism

The Kenny: Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 29 Sep 2008, 17:06
Just Better: Palin can't see inside the Oval Office at all.
Just Worse: Palin can see inside the Oval Office at all times.

The Kenny: Palin's special-needs baby.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 29 Sep 2008, 23:38
Just Better: Frances Bean Cobain
Just Worse: The child of Britney Spears' baby and Apple, offspring of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

The Kenny: Walking in on a friend full-on wanking (or schlicking) to porn
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 30 Sep 2008, 00:05
Just Better: Walking in on two random strangers who are simply just having sex.
Just Worse: Walking in on your late-middle-aged parents getting it on in the kinkiest of all manners.

The Kenny: Giving a speech on chasity when suddenly a boner appears!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 30 Sep 2008, 00:13
Just Better: At the school for Horny catholic students
Just Worse: Only the nuns are at that speech

The Kenny: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtracks
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 30 Sep 2008, 06:17
Just Better: SSX/Burnout/EA games Soundtracks
Just Worse: Amature frag movie soundtracks

The Kenny: "pr0" gaming
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 30 Sep 2008, 06:37
Just better: having fun
Just worse: being a noob and taking it seriously

The Kenny: poor imitations of the authentic Jamaican food and drink you had at your friend's grandma's house once.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Sep 2008, 09:20
Just better: The Jamaican Eating House on Cowley Road, Oxford (when the owner's sober)
Just worse: The Jamaican Eating House on Cowley Road, Oxford (when the owner's drunk)

Seriously, if you're in the area, go there, but be prepared for a really wacky experience,

The Kenny: Red Snapper
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 30 Sep 2008, 12:34
Just Better: Red Dwarf
Just Worse: Red Dawn

The Kenny: Akon's nasally, auto-tuned vocals in every song you love
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 30 Sep 2008, 13:05
Just Better: Voice box replacements for people who smoke too much
Just Worse: Cher

The Kenny: You
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 30 Sep 2008, 13:16
Just better: Me
Just worse: Everyone we know

The Kenny: A Sufjan Stevens Christmas
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 30 Sep 2008, 13:22
Just Better: A James Mercer Thanksgiving
Just Worse: Flag Day

The Kenny: A parrot that can communicate for you your innermost thoughts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 30 Sep 2008, 15:28
Just Better: All of your good thoughts
Just Worse: You're a perv and now every girl knows it thanks to that godforsaken parrot

The Kenny: Howler Monkeys
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 30 Sep 2008, 15:33
Just Better: A Capuchin monkey
Just Worse: A crying infant

The Kenny: Being the last man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Man) left alive on Earth.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 30 Sep 2008, 15:38
Just better: being the last man (http://www.mikeolenick.com/videos/hestonapes.html) left alive on Earth.
Just worse: being the last man left alive in space.

The Kenny: sports socks.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Metope on 30 Sep 2008, 16:46
Just better: Being barefoot.
Just worse: Wearing sports socks with sandals.

The Kenny: Still living with your parents when you're 40.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Sep 2008, 17:01
Just better: Your children living with you when you're 40
Just worse (1): Living alone when you're 40
Just worse (2): Living with your parents when you're 60
(I know - I have such a friend)

The Kenny: Incontinence
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 30 Sep 2008, 17:09
Just Better: Being incontinent and having an accident wilst hydrated in a large swimming pool.
Just Worse: Alopecia areata

The Kenny: Giving birth to a baby with Harlequin-type ichthyosis (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Harlequin_fetus.JPG/271px-Harlequin_fetus.JPG).
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Sep 2008, 17:42
Just Better: Harley Quinn
Just Worse: Realizing that not everything with the name Harlequin in it is enjoyable

The Kenny: Rush
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tom on 30 Sep 2008, 19:14
Just Better: The Shield (first few seasons)
Just Worse: City Homicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_Homicide)

The Kenny: Tripping Over (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripping_Over)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Oct 2008, 10:50
Just Better: Neighbours (Circa 1998)
Just Worse: Home and away

The Kenny: Kenny thread necromancy (c wut I did ther?)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: -Karamazov- on 12 Oct 2008, 11:59
Just Better: Actual necromancy
Just Worse: dressing up as a necromancer for halloween

The Kenny: The look in a child's eyes when you tell them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: De_El on 12 Oct 2008, 21:49
Just Better: The look in your child's eyes when you tell them you're gay
Just Worse: The look in your child's eyes when you're senile and ask them who they are

The Kenny: double dog dares
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Oct 2008, 22:14
Just Better:  Double Dare
Just Worse:  Getting your tongue stuck to a pool

The Kenny:  The Phantom
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: tragic_pizza on 12 Oct 2008, 22:50
Just Better: The Flash
Just Worse: The Shadow (with Alec Baldwin)

The Kenny: Anus
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Oct 2008, 23:02
Just Better: Butte (http://www.quarterly-report.com/monument_valley/camel_butte33.jpg)
Just Worse: Colon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Powell)

The Kenny: Op-shops/Thrift stores
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 12 Oct 2008, 23:21
Just Better: The bargain bin at the local record store.
Just Worse: Urban Outfitters

The Kenny: Eating biscuit dough.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pentaen on 12 Oct 2008, 23:28
Just Better: Eating Cookie Dough
Just Worse: Salmonella

The Kenny: Tribal Tattoo's
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Oct 2008, 23:37
Much Better: Any form of custom art, you lazy fuckshits.
Just Better: "vintage" tattoos (pin-up girls, anchors, nautical stars, etc.)
Just Worse: Kanji

The Kenny: Marvin Gaye
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 13 Oct 2008, 00:28
Just Better: Brothers Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKJw1h4KQuw)
Just Worse: Kenny G

The Kenny - Talented (or at the very least skilled) artists taking jobs as a session/touring musicians for a lame pop star (i.e. Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Miley Cyrus)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: RobbieOC on 13 Oct 2008, 09:50
Just better: Getting it early and posting conservatively.
Just worse: Getting it early and posting constantly to boost your post-count.

The Kenny: Good Eats with Alton Brown
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Edith on 13 Oct 2008, 09:50
Just Better: Ace of Cakes
Just Worse: Emeril!

The Kenny: Overnight train rides
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 13 Oct 2008, 09:56
Just better: overnight train rides with a laptop, O2, and Reason 4.
Just worse: overnight train rides on the trans-siberian railway with anything you liked such as valuables and personal hygiene.

The Kenny: Guitar Hero 3.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Oct 2008, 16:25
When I was on the sleeper from Moscow to St Petersburg, the guard broke into our compartment in the middle of the night to explain that we should have put the plastic contraption on the wall over the lock to prevent him.  When we protested that it was only labelled in Russian, he turned it over to show the English on the back!

Someone else can do the Kenny - I don't do games (got bored after writing a text-based D&D in the late 1970s).
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 13 Oct 2008, 19:44
Just Better: Learning to play a real guitar.
Just worse: Ukelele Hero

The Kenny: Spit-takes
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 13 Oct 2008, 20:16
Just Better: Shooting a loogie into a dude's hair
Just Worse: Spit-Cakes

Le Kenny: Fuckin'
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Edith on 13 Oct 2008, 20:38
Just better: Fuckin' up against the side of a car
Just worse: Not remembering the fuckin' very clearly because you were a little too drunk

The Kenny: Sourdough Bread
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 14 Oct 2008, 09:21
Just better: Dinner rolls  you just made
Just worse: Wesley Gibsons sammich.

The Kenny: Tim Tams
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: -Karamazov- on 14 Oct 2008, 11:14
Just better: Tim-Tam the race horse
Just worse: Tim Tam and the Turn-Ons

The Kenny: Stanley Kubrick
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 14 Oct 2008, 12:33
Just Better: Absolutely no one
Just Worse: Quentin Tarantino

The Kenny: :-D
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Edith on 14 Oct 2008, 15:20
Just better: (http://74.52.59.146/~amk/invitations/dinosaur-printable-invitation.jpg)
Just worse:  :police:

The Kenny: Gossip Girls
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 14 Oct 2008, 17:05
Just Better: Hearsay Boys
Just Worse: Libel... Things

The Kenny - Arpeggiators
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 14 Oct 2008, 17:11
Just Better: Brendan no. 1
Just Worse: Billy Talent's cover of Waiting Room

The Kenny: Angular Chords
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 14 Oct 2008, 18:57
Apparently. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIwMX5qxYGc)

I don't think I've had the gumption to actually watch the whole thing.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 14 Oct 2008, 19:06
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwhatawanker
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 14 Oct 2008, 20:06
Was it that bad? So bad it derailed The Kenny?

Because I will not stand for it. The Kenny goes on, horrendous Fugazi covers be damned!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Melodic on 14 Oct 2008, 22:36
To be fair, there've been worse covers of that song. Like, Rancid.
Also shit I can't Kenny that.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 06 Dec 2008, 20:17
Bumping the Kenny to make up for the fact that I keeled it.

New Kenny: Killing the Kenny
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 06 Dec 2008, 20:28
Just Better:
(http://www.freewebs.com/votecartman/Kenny%20dead.gif)

Just Worse: :'( (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/11/07/child.charged.ap/)


The Kenny: Box Jellyfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 06 Dec 2008, 23:55
Just Better: Seaweed wrapping around your leg
Just Worse: Portuguese man'o'war

The Kenny: Mike Ness
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 07 Dec 2008, 07:02
Just better: Bike Dress
Just worse: Nike Mess

The Kenny: Tight Chess
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 07 Dec 2008, 12:34
Just Better: Tight Chest
Just Worse: Loose Checkers

The Kenny - someone cheating on their boyfriend with you (in an attempt to make this thread at least entertaining again)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 08 Dec 2008, 18:53
Just better: Someone and her hot friend cheating on her boyfriend with me.
Just Worse: Someone cheating on her boyfriend with me and her leaving before I finish.

The Kenny: Fart jokes.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 10 Dec 2008, 08:22
Just Better: Okkervil River
Just Worse: People being silly and not wanting to do interviews with you.

The Kenny: History teachers!

(Jens, c wut i did thar?)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 10 Dec 2008, 08:38
Just Better: That one history teacher who was SUPER into teaching about it.
Just Worse: That one kid who was way too into learning about guns

The Kenny: Talking about urinating.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 10 Dec 2008, 08:53
Just Better: The golden rule that one does not chat up another while you are both urinating
Just Worse: Talking while shitting (I once had a conversation with another dude about indie rock while we were both on the pot in adjacent stalls)

The Kenny - Kenny G
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 07:24
Just better - Chris Botti
Just worse - nothing

The Kenny - The jazz musics
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 11 Dec 2008, 07:33
Just Better: The punx
Just Worse: The country musics

The Kenny: take-home final exams
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 11 Dec 2008, 07:38
Just Better: Your course grade being determined by how well you sexed up the TA
Just Worse: Your course grade being determined by how well you sexed up the TA, and getting an F-

The Kenny: Pot Pies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 11 Dec 2008, 09:26
Just Better: The kind of Pot Pies that aren't legal in the United States
Just Worse: Tuna noodle casserole

The Kenny - meebo
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 11 Dec 2008, 11:52
Just Better: irc
Just Worse: Gabbly (Apparantly)

The Kenny - Coke
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 11 Dec 2008, 11:57
Just Better - Heroin
Just Worse - Yankees pitcher Phil Coke

The Kenny: ice storms
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: rynne on 11 Dec 2008, 12:05
Just better: No school on account of icy roads.
Just worse: No electricity on account of icy trees falling on the power lines.

The Kenny: Your favorite band released a new single and it's sub-par.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 11 Dec 2008, 12:46
Just Better: Complete just released a new single and it's sub-par fucking incredible.
Just Worse: Aerosmith just released a new single

The Kenny - Hum
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 11 Dec 2008, 12:48
Just better - Whirr
Just worse - Rattle

The Kenny - ILLUSIONS
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 11 Dec 2008, 12:50
The band, man. Not the ambient noise.

DO IT OVER.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 11 Dec 2008, 13:03
NOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 11 Dec 2008, 22:59
Taking off from Hum...

Just better: Poster Children? I dunno, Hum is great.
Just worse: Weezer

The Kenny: Your mom, on Facebook.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Dec 2008, 01:26
Just better: Your mum in the kitchen(making me a sammich OFC)
Just worse: Your mum in pr0n

The Kenny: pocky
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 12 Dec 2008, 11:43
Just Better: Tim Tams
Just Worse: not much (Pocky is really overrated guys)

The Kenny - your children on Facebook
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 12 Dec 2008, 11:56
Just Better: Your children in college
Just Worse: Your children on Friendster
Even Worse: Your children on Geocities

The Kenny: Plumber's Crack
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 12 Dec 2008, 12:01
Just Better: Dealer's crack
Just Worse: Tramp Stamps

The Kenny: Doctor Who
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 13 Dec 2008, 08:13
Just better: Dr. Greg House
Just worse: Torchwood

The Kenny: Red stripe (Hooray beer!)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Reed on 13 Dec 2008, 17:45
Just better: Otter Creek
Just worse: Colt 45
(http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/direbacterium/billydeewilliamscolt452.jpg)

The Kenny: hobo fights
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: KvP on 13 Dec 2008, 17:59
Just better: Bum reconciliations
Just worse: Busker scuffles

The Kenny: ILLUSIONS
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: allison on 13 Dec 2008, 18:07
Just better: Hoaxes
Just worse: Tricks

The Kenny: Late-night dates
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 13 Dec 2008, 21:04
Just Better: Awkward mornings-after
Just Worse: Lunch dates

The Kenny - hobo hooch
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 14 Dec 2008, 07:27
Just Better: Coors Light
Just Worse: No..wait. Coors Light.

The Kenny: Getting your face kicked in
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 14 Dec 2008, 08:19
Just Better: Kicking a baby
Just Worse: getting kicked in the groin

The Kenny: Abortion
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Melodic on 14 Dec 2008, 14:40
Just Better: Same-sex marriage.
Just Worse: Angels & Demons

The Kenny: Nipple rings.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tyler on 14 Dec 2008, 14:56
Just better: Onion Rings
Just worse: Ring of Death

The Kenny: Ring around the Rosie
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 14 Dec 2008, 21:53
Tyler, you have some pretty strange priorities.

Just Better: Rosie cheeks
Just Worse: The Ring (American remake version)

The Kenny - Honest Dski's
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Dec 2008, 07:41
Just Better: independent record stores
Just Worse: Amazon.com

the Kenny: falling out of your bed whilst sleeping
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 17 Dec 2008, 09:52
Just Better: falling into bed when tired
Just Worse: falling out of your bed whilst having a seizure


the Kenny: Setting yourself on fire
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Dec 2008, 10:10
Just Worse: Darryl
Just Better: The Difference Between Me & You Is That I'm Not On Fire

The Kenny: lame excuses
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 17 Dec 2008, 10:25
Just Better: Valid reasons
Just Worse: Irrifutable excuses

The Kenny: Old shoes
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pen on 17 Dec 2008, 10:26
Just Better: New shoes!
Just Worse: Melted shoes

The Kenny: scotch tape
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Reed on 17 Dec 2008, 10:50
Just Better: Duct Tape
Just Worse: Those damn Scotts

The Kenny: Dante's Inferno
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 17 Dec 2008, 13:38
Just Better: The World/Inferno Friendship Society
Just Worse: HIM (His Infernal Majesty)

The Kenny - Mars, the Bringer of War
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: -Karamazov- on 20 Dec 2008, 09:53
Just Better: Tyr, the god of single combat and heroic glory in Norse mythology
Just Worse:  Murugan, the god of war in Tamil Hinduism

The Kenny - puppies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 21 Dec 2008, 04:19
Just Better: HUNDREDS OF PUPPIES, FALLING ASLEEP, D'AWWWWWWWW
Just Worse: Rats

The Kenny: Uruk-Hai
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 21 Dec 2008, 05:40
Just Better: Space Orks
Just Worse: Sobering up...

The Kenny: Cricket
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 21 Dec 2008, 10:19
Just Better:  Grasshopper
Just worse: Locust

The Kenny:  Gheri Curls
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Dazed on 21 Dec 2008, 15:13
Just Better: The 'Fro
Just Worse: The Mullet

The Kenny: Fuzzy Slippers
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 21 Dec 2008, 23:35
Just Better: Fuzzy Lingerie
Just Worse: Uggs

The Kenny: People who have to pay cashiers the exact amount they are charged.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 22 Dec 2008, 15:07
Just better: People who pay more than they are charged.
Just worse: People who pay exactly what they are charged........in pennies.

The Kenny: Getting sprayed by a skunk.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Elizzybeth on 22 Dec 2008, 16:08
Just Better: Getting sprayed with spunk
Just Worse: Spaying a skunk

The Kenny: Self-help books
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 22 Dec 2008, 22:00
Just Better: Thyroid Cancer For Dummies
Just Worse: Chicken Soup for the Soul

The Kenny - Whiskey dick
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Spluff on 22 Dec 2008, 23:26
Just Better: Kahlua cock
Just Worse: Sapporo Schlong

The Kenny: Forced achewood references
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 23 Dec 2008, 08:58
Just Better: Wearing a pair of briefs so tight you feel like you could be Ray for Halloween
Just Worse: Forced Ctrl-Alt-Del references

The Kenny: Throwing up in front of your date--on your first date
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Melodic on 23 Dec 2008, 11:35
Just Better: Throwing up behind your date
Just Worse: Throwing up on your date

The Kenny: Greasy hair
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 23 Dec 2008, 11:46
Just Better: Greasy foods
Just Worse: Alec Baldwin

The Kenny: Occam's Razor
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 26 Dec 2008, 22:40
Just better: Buridian's ass
Just worse: Those fucking 5 bladed razors. What's the fucking point? My face isn't even that big.

The Kenny: Waking up
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 27 Dec 2008, 06:40
Just better:  Going back to sleep
Just worse: Getting out of bed.

The Kenny:  Shitty Christmas gifts
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Edith on 27 Dec 2008, 07:48
Just better: Neat-o Christmas gifts
Just worse: No Christmas gifts

The Kenny: Wool socks
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lines on 27 Dec 2008, 07:58
I think I finally get this now.

Just better: Cashmere socks
Just worse: wool allergy

The Kenny: panty hose
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 27 Dec 2008, 10:06
Just Better: Sexy Panties
Just Worse: Grannie Panties

The Kenny: Grandma's cookies.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 27 Dec 2008, 19:45
Just Better: My cookies with drugs in them (Plural is not a mistake, they are awesome)
Just Worse: My normal cookies

The Kenny: Tidying your room
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 28 Dec 2008, 06:21
Just better: Trashing your room.
Just worse: Flooding your room

The Kenny: Getting pulled over
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Dec 2008, 06:54
Just better: getting pulled out of a swamp
Just worse: getting pulled under the ocean surface by a many-tentacled sea monster

The Kenny: a sheep in your garden
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Gemmwah on 28 Dec 2008, 08:47
Just better: ANYTHING
Just worse: a sheep in your house maaaaughghghhhsblaugh.

The Kenny: Lee Evans
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 28 Dec 2008, 08:58
Just Better: Lee Ranaldo
Just Worse: Lee, Massachusetts

The Kenny: Sandwiches
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 28 Dec 2008, 09:05
Just Better: Sand Witches
Just Worse: Sand Bitches

The Kenny: A Hypothetical Kingdom of Hipsterdom
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lines on 28 Dec 2008, 10:24
Just Better: The Actual Kingdom of AWESOME
Just Worse: Hipsters taking over the world.

The Kenny: postcards
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tyler on 28 Dec 2008, 10:25
Just Better: Post Secret
Just Worse: The Postman starring Kevin Costner

The Kenny: Waterworld
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 28 Dec 2008, 11:45
Just Better: Hearing someone talking about Nickelback in a positive tone and busting into the conversation with a "whaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Just Worse: Rubbernecking

The Kenny: Macho Man Randy Savage
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 28 Dec 2008, 12:03
Just better: Bush man Ray Mears
Just worse: Bush man Bill Murray

The Kenny: Science!
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Dazed on 28 Dec 2008, 12:09
Just Better: Magic!
Just Worse: Sharp Sticks!

The Kenny: Delicious Waffles
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 28 Dec 2008, 16:43
Just Better: Delicious Crepes
Just Worse: Not-so-delicious pancakes.

The Kenny: Rat poison
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Vendetagainst on 28 Dec 2008, 17:11
just better: pet rats
just worse: poisonous rats

The Kenny: buying used sex toys from E-bay.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lines on 28 Dec 2008, 17:54
Just better: sex
Just worse: STDs

The Kenny: little black dress
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 28 Dec 2008, 21:02
Just better: little black dress on my bedroom floor
Just worse: little black cross dresser (On my bedroom floor)

The Kenny: Athletic cups
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 28 Dec 2008, 22:01
Just Better: stiletto heel to the junk while wearing a cup, followed by inquisitive look from attacker
Just Worse: stiletto heel to the junk in any other situation

The Kenny - Gender non-discriminate game of multi-level Spin the Bottle with your ten closest friends.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 28 Dec 2008, 23:21
Just Better: Spin the Bottle with your friends sister and her friends.
Just Worse: Diakatana

The Kenny: Bacon sammich
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 30 Dec 2008, 16:49
Just better: Bacon sandwich.
Just worse: Bacon witch.

The Kenny: Pigs in a blanket.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 30 Dec 2008, 18:45
Just Better: Bacon wrapped scallops (as long as we're talking hors d'oeuvres))
Just Worse: Balut-in-a-blanket

The Kenny - Jones Soda Thanksgiving Samplers

(http://tylerkieft.com/blog/images/jonesholiday06.jpg)
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: DonInKansas on 30 Dec 2008, 18:48
Just better: Real Thanksgiving dinner
Just worse:  Thanksgiving dinner in a blender

The Kenny: Psychotic Turkeys
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 30 Dec 2008, 23:15
Just better: Self basting turkeys
Just worse: Psychotic people with turkey carvers...

The Kenny: Knowing is half the battle
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 00:12
Psychotic Turkeys

More on that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY).
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 31 Dec 2008, 00:14
Just Better: Knowing is Half the Hassle
Just Worse: GI JOE PSAs

The Kenny: The Doctor.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 31 Dec 2008, 01:07
Just Better: House M.D
Just Worse: Valentino Rossi

The Kenny: Toblerone bar
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: squawk on 31 Dec 2008, 01:19
just better: andes mints
just worse: plain hershey's bar

the kenny: having an electric guitar and no amplifier for three months and counting.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Josefbugman on 31 Dec 2008, 01:40
Just better: Realising your friend has talked for so long that the girl he is talking too is looking for any other human being to talk to
Just worse: Realising that is happening to you

the Kenny: Sausage sandwhich when you get in from the pub.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 01:52
Just Better: Fish and chips made properly
Even Better: Homemade bacon + sausage + egg + cheese sandwich for late breakfast/early brunch

The Kenny - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Josefbugman on 31 Dec 2008, 01:54
Just better: the realisation that you are becoming Dr. Horrible
Just worse: Realising that means your going to get someone killed.

The kenny: Musical elitism
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 31 Dec 2008, 02:14
Just Better: Liking music that nobody else understands.
Just Worse: Wait, Liking music that nobody else understands.
Way Worse: Creed
Eye gougingly worse: Nickelback

The Kenny: Flannel
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 31 Dec 2008, 04:20
Just Better: Not living in the 80's
Just Worse: Living in iraq circa 2k6

The kenny: Forgetting to put a kenny in
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 31 Dec 2008, 04:38
Just Better: Coming up with a hilarious Kenny
Just Worse: Being that guy who has to do a Kenny after EACH AND EVERY OTHER KENNY

The Kenny:
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 31 Dec 2008, 05:07
Just Better: HUAGLBUAGL
Just Worse: Enormous Cocks In Your Mouth
Even Worse: Damnit Why Isn't This Gray Gray Enough

The Kenny: Someone humping your leg at a crowded concert
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Metope on 31 Dec 2008, 05:15
Just better: Someone stomping on your leg at a crowded concert.
Just worse: Someone humping your leg at the opera.

The Kenny: Annoying Facebook group invitations.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 31 Dec 2008, 05:17
Just Better: Internet friends adding you on facebook.
Just Worse: App invitations on facebook.

The Kenny: Norway
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Liz on 31 Dec 2008, 06:57
Just Better: Norwegian forumites
Just Worse: The weather in Norway

The Kenny: Sir Joseph Hocking, esq.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: valley_parade on 31 Dec 2008, 08:25
Just Better: Sir Danosaur
Just Worse: Sir Tommydski

The Kenny: snow
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: pen on 31 Dec 2008, 08:28
Just Better: sunshine!
Just Worse: hail

The Kenny: used tissues
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Tyler on 31 Dec 2008, 08:32
Just Better: New Tissues
Just Worse: Used TP

The Kenny: A Broken Jaw
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 31 Dec 2008, 08:37
Just Better: Jawbreaker
Just Worse: An actual jawbreaker

The Kenny: Getting kicked in the balls.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 31 Dec 2008, 12:18
Just Better: Wearing a cup
Just Worse: I dunno

The Kenny: Coke habit
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Dazed on 31 Dec 2008, 12:39
Just Better: Cherry Coke habit!
Just Worse: Heroin Addiction.

The Kenny: MARINES, WE ARE LEAVING
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 15:24
Just Better: Norwegian forumites

Big surprise.

The Kenny: Sir Joseph Hocking, esq.

The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.

The Kenny: meebo.

Kerbled (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20563.msg745270.html#msg745270).
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Spluff on 31 Dec 2008, 21:48
The Kenny: Ruining The Kenny thread
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Jace on 31 Dec 2008, 22:33
Just Better: Posting constructively in many of your posts on these forums
Just Worse: Having 40+ posts in one day, many of them insulting people then later saying "nah, I was joking, but you'd know that if you knew me"

The Kenny: Referencing to bad posters.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Melodic on 31 Dec 2008, 22:36
Just better: referencing good posters
Just worse: being bad posters

The Kenny: sugar cookies
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: öde on 01 Jan 2009, 02:50
Just better: butter tablet.
Just worse: diabetes.

The Kenny: Howie Bowie.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Slick on 01 Jan 2009, 07:08
The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.

There are no strict rules on the use of the term Esquire, and really anyone can claim it for themselves if they can make any argument for being educated or semi-noble.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Lines on 01 Jan 2009, 11:46
Just better: David Bowie
Just worse: a bowie knife to the gut

The Kenny: cutlery
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Josefbugman on 01 Jan 2009, 11:51
Just better: Using knives and forks as ammo for cannons
Just worse: Having that pointed at you

The kenny: Admiral Hoartio Nelson
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Ballard on 01 Jan 2009, 19:04
The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.

There are no strict rules on the use of the term Esquire, and really anyone can claim it for themselves if they can make any argument for being educated or semi-noble.

I was just saying that a Sir Blah McBlah, Esq. is highly unlikely to exist. There are no strict rules because it is a title for people with no other titles.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 20 Jan 2009, 20:47
The kenny: Admiral Hoartio Nelson

Just Better: Lieutenant Horatio Caine (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
Just Worse: Horatio Hornblower?

The Kenny: An extremely competent and for-lack-of-a-better-term good chef is dining at your house tomorrow night. Just before you start cooking you realize that the only thing in your pantry is a 24-pack of Top Ramen.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 20 Jan 2009, 23:01
Just Better: Ordering takeout food delivered and having nobody notice...
Just Worse: Ordering takeout food and having the extremely competent and for-lack-of-a-better-term good chef ask for the recipie.

The Kenny: popcorn chicken
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: De_El on 20 Jan 2009, 23:15
Just Better: fried cheese curds
Just Worse: fried chitlins

The Kenny: being really hungry but indecisive as to what to eat
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: clockworkjames on 20 Jan 2009, 23:20
Just Better: Being hungry and too scared to go down and get some food on fear of waking people in the house up
Just Worse: Being hungry and too poor to afford food.

The Kenny: Kennying again after someone just answered your kenny because it is 07:19 in the morning and you cannot sleep/have not slept.
Title: Re: The Kenny
Post by: Christophe on 21 Jan 2009, 23:07
Just Better: Kennying for eternity
Just Worse: The last thing you do before being executed by the state being Kennying

The Kenny: The offspring of The 50-Year-Old Grandmother (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5G9z90LPvE) and The Mega-Ripped Bass Player (can't find a pic or video) from the Bowflex commercials.