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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #250 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:52 »
I was trying to think of that really annoying Crime novelist that rights an endless series of books and he is a dude... but I couldn't, so I settled for Agatha Christie. Besides, if it is not written by Dorothy Dunnet, it technically sucks.

Just Better: Sex on Shrooms
Just Worse: (and this is a very small margin) Taking a REALLY LONG piss.

The Kenny: Jeph's Poop Jokes
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #251 on: 12 Aug 2008, 16:13 »
Just Better: Jokes
Just Worse: Jeph's poop

The Kenny:  :-D
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #252 on: 12 Aug 2008, 16:15 »
Just Better: Yelling Bird
Just Worse:  :mrgreen:

The Kenny: Gotherella
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #253 on: 12 Aug 2008, 16:40 »
Just Better: Barbarella
Just Worse: "Goth" kids who shop at Hot Topic

Kenny - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #254 on: 12 Aug 2008, 18:03 »
Just Better: Troll 2
Just Worse: Showgirls

The Kenny: The Cookie Monster
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #255 on: 12 Aug 2008, 18:14 »
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #256 on: 12 Aug 2008, 19:44 »
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Just Better: Troll 2
Just Worse: Showgirls

The Kenny: The Cookie Monster

Just better: Grover
Just worse: The veggie monster

The kenny: High School
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #257 on: 12 Aug 2008, 19:48 »
Just Better: The Breakfast Club
Just Worse: Possibly Hell

The Kenny: Italian Beef
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #258 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:25 »
Just Better: Italian Sausage
Just Worse: I misunderstood the Kenny completely....

The Kenny: References going over your head
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #259 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:28 »
Italian beef is so much better than italian sausage. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #260 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:40 »
Just better: Getting references
Just worse: References trying to go over your head, but misjudging your height and giving you a concussion.

The kenny: root beer.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #261 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:42 »
Just Better: Sarsaparilla
Just Worse: Diet Root Beer

The Kenny: Pimp My Ride

Damn.

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The Kenny: Earl Grey

Just Better: Earl Greyer
Just Worse: Tazo
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #262 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:50 »
Just Better: Ride My Pimp
Just Worse: Gratuitous use of the word 'pimped'.

The Kenny: Death from above
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[16:27] Quietus: porn necklace!
[16:27] Quietus: Shove it up yer vag!
[16:27] Ozy: has left the room

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #263 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:51 »
Just Better: Death Company
Just Worse: The 13th Black Crusade

The Kenny: Nerds on the internet
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #264 on: 12 Aug 2008, 23:10 »
Just better: groups of nerds in real life
Just worse: one nerd in real life (awkward doesn't begin to describe it)

The Kenny: juggling apples.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #265 on: 13 Aug 2008, 00:14 »
Just better: juggling chainsaws
Just worse: getting cut in the jugular while juggling chainsaws

The Kenny: Laughing while people hurt themselves
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #266 on: 13 Aug 2008, 05:57 »
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #267 on: 13 Aug 2008, 07:11 »
Just Better: Laughing because you hurt yourself in front of friends and are pleasantly embarrassed
Just Worse: Laughing at Faces of Death

The Kenny: Sockpuppets
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #268 on: 13 Aug 2008, 10:16 »
Just Better: Original trilogy Yoda
Just Worse: Smelly socks(used as puppets)


The Kenny: Olympic Doubles Table Tennis
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #269 on: 13 Aug 2008, 11:20 »
Just better: olympic doubles badminton
Just worse: olympic doubles diving

The Kenny: Being a much-hyped 14 year old olympian then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #270 on: 13 Aug 2008, 11:54 »
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Troll 2

they're eating her! and then they're going to eat me!
oh my goooooooooooooddddd
What's the matter... aren't you hungry?
Actually I like popcorn.
Well no problem! All we have to do is... heat it up!

If you can catch the touring show, you must. Best. Film. Ever.

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The Kenny: Being a much-hyped 14 year old olympian then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Just better: Being a much-hyped 14 year old WoW player then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.
Just worse: Being a much-hyped 14 year old competitive eater then getting to the games and turning out not to be very good.

The Kenny: 4/4 time
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #271 on: 13 Aug 2008, 12:03 »
Just Better: 9/8 meter
Just worse: 4/2 meter

The Kenny: Madonna
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #272 on: 13 Aug 2008, 14:24 »
Just Better: Madonna
Just Worse: Cyndi Lauper

Kenny - Shoulder pads (for either sex)
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #273 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:43 »
CYNDI LAUPER IS NOT WORSE THAN MADONNA
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #274 on: 13 Aug 2008, 19:31 »
I agree with squawk. Cyndi Lauper is gayer, and thus better.

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Kenny - Shoulder pads (for either sex)
Just better: Brassiers (for either sex)
Just worse: Jock straps (for either sex)

The Kenny: Macbooks Air
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #275 on: 13 Aug 2008, 20:55 »
Just Better: Air (the French band)
Just Worse: Recycled Air (I'll also considered Air Supply)

The Kenny: The Postal Service
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #276 on: 13 Aug 2008, 21:56 »
I'm sorry guys, I couldn't think of anyone other than Cindi Lauper to put, but I do like her much more than Madonna.

Just Better: FedEx
Just Worse: The Postal Service

Kenny - Isopods
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #277 on: 13 Aug 2008, 23:00 »
Just Better: Lepidoptera
Just Worse: Araneae Mygalomorphae

The Kenny: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #278 on: 14 Aug 2008, 00:17 »
Just Better: nothing BACON SANDWICHES
Just Worse: Mayonnaise sandwiches

The Kenny: Lock-ins
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #279 on: 14 Aug 2008, 07:24 »
Just Better: Spending the night in a locked mall where the shops are open
Just Worse: Concentration camps

The Kenny: Javelins
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #280 on: 14 Aug 2008, 08:34 »
Just Better: Atlatl
Just Worse: Discus

The Kenny: Bubbles the Chimpanzee*


For those not in the know, Bubbles was Micheal Jackson's pet chimp
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #281 on: 14 Aug 2008, 20:50 »
Just Better: Janet Jackson
Just Worse: Blanket :( Through no fault of his own.


The Kenny: Ninjas
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #282 on: 15 Aug 2008, 22:07 »
Just Better: Rockin' out Ninjas
Just Worse: Naruto

The Kenny: Shoulder Pads
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #283 on: 15 Aug 2008, 23:29 »
Just Better: Not repeating the Kenny
Just Worse: Repeating the Kenny within one page... oh wait...

The Kenny: The shot showing Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin on the podium and COMPLETELY excluding the bronze medalist... *dicks*
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #284 on: 16 Aug 2008, 06:28 »
Just worse: Only showing the gold medalist
Just better: I suppose..showing all three of them!

The Kenny: Waking up early only to find that your favorite team's first game of the season is tomorrow
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #285 on: 16 Aug 2008, 10:19 »
Just better: Waking up to your favorite team's first game
Just worse: Same, but you are on the field. In your pajamas.

The Kenny: Ben & Jerry's
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #286 on: 16 Aug 2008, 10:20 »
Just Better: Treat Ice Cream
Just Worse: Dreyer's

The Kenny: Haircuts
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #287 on: 16 Aug 2008, 15:33 »
Just Better: Growing your hair long, you fucking hippie
Just Worse: Getting your head shaved because you lost a bet/joined the army

Kenny - China's ongoing bullshit during the Olympic games
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #288 on: 16 Aug 2008, 15:50 »
Just Better:  The amusement that will be had watching the chaos when the Olympics come to London.
Just Worse:  Russia's ongoing bullshit over its East European neighbours.

The Kenny:  Nuclear weapons.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #289 on: 16 Aug 2008, 15:53 »
Just Better: Thaumoturgical Weapons
Just Worse: Hollister Shirts

The Kenny: Lack of Fashion Sense
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #290 on: 16 Aug 2008, 15:55 »
Just better: Fedoras
Just Worse: Wardrobe Malfunctions

The Kenny: Napoleon Bonaparte
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #291 on: 16 Aug 2008, 15:57 »
Just Better: Oliver Cromwell
Just Worse: Napoleon Dynamite

The Kenny : Shitty movies.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #292 on: 16 Aug 2008, 16:07 »
Psh, Oliver Cromwell? :roll:

Just Better: 19th Century porno films
Just Worse: Shittier sequels

The Kenny: Elmer Fudd Slash Fiction
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #293 on: 16 Aug 2008, 16:15 »
Just Better: Bugs Bunny Slash Fiction
Just Worse: Johnny Bravo/Danny Phantom slash fiction

The Kenny: Rules
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #294 on: 16 Aug 2008, 16:17 »
Just Better/Worse: Anarchy
Just Worse/Better: Laws

The Kenny: Glenn Beck
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #295 on: 16 Aug 2008, 16:29 »
Just Better: Glenn Danzig
Just Worse: Beck


The Kenny: Godzilla
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #296 on: 16 Aug 2008, 16:36 »
Just better: A real live Dinosaur
Just Worse: Barney

The Kenny: Super Bouncing Balls
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #297 on: 16 Aug 2008, 16:49 »
Just Better: Spaceballs
Just Worse: Monster's Ball

The Kenny: Ever Lasting Gobstoppers
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #298 on: 16 Aug 2008, 17:03 »
Just Better: Footballs
Just Worse: Hairy Balls

The Kenny: "Creepy" discussions
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #299 on: 16 Aug 2008, 18:22 »
Just Better - Reasonably meaningful discussions
Just Worse - Political discussions after 5 or 6 pints

The Kenny - Fish
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