THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Kugai on 18 Mar 2009, 23:30

Title: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Kugai on 18 Mar 2009, 23:30
Ok, whaddaya think?

She could just do it to piss Sven off and get back at him.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: ecstaticjoy on 18 Mar 2009, 23:48
Ok, I voted yes, but it was only what will happen in my dreams. Jeph never gives me what I want, and I totally want Faye to hook up with Angus. So I'm sure he'll never write it.


Edit:  Ok, that was sassy...Jeph gives me what I want or I wouldn't read QC constantly.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 19 Mar 2009, 00:14
Faye is a pain in the ass, but I think it would totally go against character for her to hook up with Angus just to piss off Sven. The way I see Faye, she's too upfront to pull a bullshit game like that.

I'm not saying she wouldn't try dating Angus on the rebound. Now that she's gone for it once, she might be more open to getting with someone in future. She might decide to give Angus a chance,
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Lost Coastlines on 19 Mar 2009, 00:19
I don't really think they'll hook up the way she hooked up with Sven.  If anything, she'll agree to a date with him.  It would probably be awkward and not happen again, but it would be a step forward for Faye.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: akronnick on 19 Mar 2009, 00:23
An awkward date with Angus would probably be the best thing for Faye, therefore there is no way in Hell that she would agree to one.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Lost Coastlines on 19 Mar 2009, 00:40
An awkward date with Angus would probably be the best thing for Faye, therefore there is no way in Hell that she would agree to one.

You have a point, but the same could be said about getting a therapist or going to the gym.  Rare events, but every now and then there's a blue moon.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 19 Mar 2009, 01:06
Well, there's one thing about Angus--his name begins with an A. Unlike Sven, whose name doesn't.

I don't really know what that means, but I'm just dying to stop being 'Beyonce.'


***Secret Angus Faye Shipper***
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: championofkhorne on 19 Mar 2009, 13:49
you'll always be beyonce to me, man
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 19 Mar 2009, 14:29
Lollol u guyz r sooo randddduuumm!!111
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 19 Mar 2009, 15:08
Dying might actually be the only way. The whole Sasha Fierce thing just made you look all mpd.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Kugai on 19 Mar 2009, 15:57
Glad to see the PMD has fans here  :D  ;)

A date with Angus might just be the thing to see just where Sven stands with her - even if he just beats the crap outta Angus.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 19 Mar 2009, 17:43
Yes, like that's going to happen. Because both of them are clearly combat-ready.
Sven: Stay away from my woman, creep! swish
Angus: Your woman, manslut? How can you tell, time of day? whoosh
Sven: I just can! miss
Angus: Ha! swish
Sven: wheeze Just wait, asswipe, whooo until I catch my breath!
Angus: gasp Wouldn't  cough, hack miss it, Dumb Juan!
Much asthmatic gasping, followed by thuds of bodies hitting the floor
Faye: It's Raven's turn to haul away the corpses.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: championofkhorne on 19 Mar 2009, 18:02
or you know, sven could stay away like an intelligent person
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Rocketman on 19 Mar 2009, 18:11
Angus doesn't understand the difference between 'no' and 'yes'. He's clearly too stupid to be in a relationship.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: dps on 20 Mar 2009, 23:08
Faye is a pain in the ass, but I think it would totally go against character for her to hook up with Angus just to piss off Sven. The way I see Faye, she's too upfront to pull a bullshit game like that.

Oh, I can see Faye totally doing something shitty like that, though physical violence is more her style.  But I don't think she'd use Angus for that purpose--she's more likely to use someone Sven knows (and I don't think there's been anything in the comic so far that suggests that Sven and Angus have ever even met, though I could have forgotten something).
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 21 Mar 2009, 10:40
Angus doesn't understand the difference between 'no' and 'yes'.

He knows the difference.

"No" is what gets him off, "yes" is what doesn't.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: sofiabailote on 21 Mar 2009, 13:26
Faye is a pain in the ass, but I think it would totally go against character for her to hook up with Angus just to piss off Sven. The way I see Faye, she's too upfront to pull a bullshit game like that.

Totally agree. Besides, she still has a lot of intimacy issues so she's not going to just jump some guy for the sake of it- it's not like banging Sven has solved all her problems, right?  ...and she isn't attracted to Angus, never was. Come on, the guy is such a loser... I never liked him very much and the girlfriend bashing routine is a total no-no in my book.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: championofkhorne on 21 Mar 2009, 13:33
you dont girlfriend bash? how do you get over her then? sorry but I would rather say my ex is a bitch then bitch and whine that she left me for however long. if you dont girlfriend bash out of anger then you didnt really care all that much.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 21 Mar 2009, 17:35
True, as far as the reaction part goes. It's often not laudable, but it is normal. I don't think Angus is trying to be malicious. I'm guessing he quite suddenly discovered or acknowledged this 'quality' about the girl, and is trying to convince himself he was right to end things, a conclusion his housemates have tried to encourage. Down doobie-doo-down-down* and all that.

Rereading this strip, I'm not so sure this is a come-on to Faye, either. Sounds more like Angus is saying he missed his 'friend,' and seeing her again is an up side to the train-wreck he just experienced. And really, that's how he seems to be dealing with Faye: as a friend. I mean, even I know, "Hey, Baybee, I'm single again, wanna be my rebound?" is not usually a successful tactic.

*Just in case you don't get this http://www.mp3lyrics.org/n/neil-sedaka/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do/ (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/n/neil-sedaka/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do/). God, I feel old.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 22 Mar 2009, 09:25
even I know, "Hey, Baybee, I'm single again, wanna be my rebound?" is not usually a successful tactic.

So THAT'S why Cynthia never called me back.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 22 Mar 2009, 23:11
...and she isn't attracted to Angus, never was. Come on, the guy is such a loser...

Actually Faye did tell Dr. Corrine that both Sven and Angus were HOT and implied that what really bothered her about them was that she wanted to get her some. 808 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=808)
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: AnkhWL on 23 Mar 2009, 00:19
I think they might try dating later on (like way later) but probably not right now.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Soulsynger on 23 Mar 2009, 05:03
Angus is SO in for a sort-of-rebound-sizzle ... System of a Down says: "REVENGA!"

But to stay in character, they would have to do it on a pile of coffeebeans while Faye gauges Angus' eyes with lava-hot coffee and him screaming "Maim me! Maim me!"  :|
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 23 Mar 2009, 05:28
 And I can't even THINK of a band better than System of a Down!
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: championofkhorne on 24 Mar 2009, 20:36
and you NEVER WILL
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 24 Mar 2009, 23:21
IF Faye hooks up with Angus, let them both be drunk, let HER wake up first, be sufficiently horrified, and then miss a period.

She doesn't actually have to be pregnant, but just the scare would drive her apeshit, and me...

...I'd have to go shopping for more booze to properly enjoy it.

S
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Soulsynger on 25 Mar 2009, 08:39
IF Faye hooks up with Angus, let them both be drunk, let HER wake up first, be sufficiently horrified, and then miss a period.

She doesn't actually have to be pregnant, but just the scare would drive her apeshit, and me...

...I'd have to go shopping for more booze to properly enjoy it.

S
+
Woah, dude, that's cruelty in pure form Oo
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Border Reiver on 25 Mar 2009, 10:24
Can't think of a better band than System of a Down?  Think harder, I'm sure a half dozen will come in less than a minute..

Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 25 Mar 2009, 15:03
JOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKE
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: tedzsee on 26 Mar 2009, 00:04
She hooks up with him and he's as big a jerk as Sven.

She takes a vow of chastity.

Comic over.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Slick on 26 Mar 2009, 00:24
She hooks up with him and realizes that she's not really that insecure and it took an fling with her in the stronger position to actually realize she can be a solid human being. She goes on to tell Sven that they will get together and he will be monogamous and they will have a relationship. Her problems for the present have been solved, but she later realizes that it was, in fact, part of a more deep-seated depression and after a brief 'honeymoon' period she realizes she is still fundamentally unhappy and insecure. She becomes an alcoholic, alienates all her friends, and nothing ever mattered anyways. Marten and Dora break up, Marten and Faye hook-up, regret it, move out, Hannelore was only a dream anyways, pintsize turns out to be Marten and Faye's time-travelling son in a micro-suit. Steve is the watcher. He turns towards the screen and reveals this was an alternate universe, and that the 'real' Marten and Faye in your world are about to meet for the first time in the dive bar around the corner from your house. There are no anthro-PCs, Coffee of Doom is not called Coffee of Doom, but there are 20-something-year-old hipsters a little lonely and looking for friends waiting there for you to meet them. Go out. They will be there till you come.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: MrMonk on 26 Mar 2009, 06:08
There are no anthro-PCs, Coffee of Doom is not called Coffee of Doom, but there are 20-something-year-old hipsters a little lonely and looking for friends waiting there for you to meet them. Go out. They will be there till you come.

That's too far out there for anyone to believe.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Mar 2009, 07:39
JOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKE

someone's gotta be the straightman in the comedy schitck.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 26 Mar 2009, 08:42
She hooks up with him and he's as big a jerk as Sven.

She takes a vow of chastity.

Comic over.
Get real.
Since she's going to be chaste anyway, Faye converts to Catholicism to become a nun. She gets regulated to secondary character status as 'Sister Faye,' dropping in CoD from time to time, saving souls with acerbic wit and a fast fight hook.
Dora thinks about moving in with Marten, but Hanners beats her to it, still keeping her old apartment, too. (Wealthy, remember?) This becomes home base for Hanners' clone, who we haven't seen since Hanners' introductory 'bar scene' with Marten. Hannerclone begins dating Angus for reasons no one could satisfactorily explain, even if they knew about it, which they don't, because Hanners tells no one, and confusing hijinks ensue. It's Days of Our Lives (in the '70's back when the nun/Horton was on) meets the Parent Trap!
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Tybalt on 26 Mar 2009, 10:10
Today is not a good day for the QC discussion board.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Keebbles on 26 Mar 2009, 14:57
What no Options for "Ohh a Shiny!" or "Cute Puppy!" ?

That there usually invalidates pulls neh?   :wink:
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: The Joker on 27 Mar 2009, 14:11
Ok, whaddaya think?

She could just do it to piss Sven off and get back at him.

She's not the vindictive sort (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1095).

Although I admit, this is a bit of a different situation.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 31 Mar 2009, 10:37
IF Faye hooks up with Angus, let them both be drunk, let HER wake up first, be sufficiently horrified, and then miss a period.

She doesn't actually have to be pregnant, but just the scare would drive her apeshit, and me...

...I'd have to go shopping for more booze to properly enjoy it.

S
+
Woah, dude, that's cruelty in pure form Oo

Thank you.  I try.  :-D

S
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 31 Mar 2009, 13:05
Today is not a good day for the QC discussion board.

 The day has nothing to do with the lack of quality here.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: JD on 31 Mar 2009, 19:13
Fangus won't work, simply because it sound too much like fungus. Ew
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 31 Mar 2009, 19:20
My god, I hate couple portmanteaus. Now I have yet another reason. Thanks ever so much, Zombiedude. I'm off to foam at the mouth for a bit.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Kugai on 02 Apr 2009, 00:49
Just make sure it's Guinness raoullefere   :D  ;)
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: championofkhorne on 05 Apr 2009, 23:49
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 06 Apr 2009, 12:03
1, 2, 3 *CHOMP* It takes 3 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 06 Apr 2009, 21:42
So, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
 
The world may never know. :-(
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Kugai on 07 Apr 2009, 01:07
How many minutes does it take to suck an Oddfellows mint?

How long is a piece of string?



All these questions and more will be sent to Stephen Hawking.


He'll answer them shortly after he invents the Warp Cors
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 07 Apr 2009, 11:46
 This is a joke about licking my dick until I shoot cum everywhere.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 09 Apr 2009, 11:38
Autofellatio is only funny when Ron Jeremy does it.

S
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 09 Apr 2009, 21:45
Nothing is funny when Ron Jeremy does it.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Surgoshan on 10 Apr 2009, 04:44
Orgasmo?
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: plethora on 10 Apr 2009, 06:44
Fangus

Angaye?
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: rainbow kittens on 27 Apr 2009, 22:43
I think after last night's comic where Faye runs into Sven.. something just might happen with her and Angus. I'm waiting with baited breath.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 27 Apr 2009, 22:48
Which may only be a good thing if what you really want is Faye breaking up with Angus when the rebound/mad wears off. Of course, this may not happen. Stranger things have not.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Lost Coastlines on 27 Apr 2009, 22:50
This is Faye we're talking about.  She's more likely to take her anger at Sven out on Angus.

Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: erikotaku on 28 Apr 2009, 10:49
God I hope she doesn't hook up with Angus, he's too persistent, and annoying.

Sven and Faye was the best twist QC ever had.  They are perfect for each other.
In fact, I think their pairing would bring out the best changes in each other (it already has to a degree).
Angus just shows up when hes lonely and pretends like hes doing it for other reasons.
<sarcasm>Glad to hear she was his fallback choice once his recent relationship ended</sarcasm>
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 30 Apr 2009, 17:59
I've got to say I liked Faye and Sven together, but I was always waiting for the train wreck with them. To my mind it was a race to see which one of them would do something to screw it up.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Apr 2009, 20:54
I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.

We don't know Angus well enough to let him date Faye :-)
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Apr 2009, 23:04
Are they flirting now?

Faye would deny it.

Hannelore thinks so. In #1388 she called it "your weird flirty arguing thing".

If you take the point of view that Hannelore is lacking relationship experience, you could say "Even Hannelore noticed!". If you look at all the times she's been insightful, not just on her first appearance but also in #1103 and in #981 when she broke up Dora and Marten's fight after Marten called Faye alcoholic, you could say "Wow, the most insightful character pegged it as flilrting!"

Or Faye could be genuinely annoyed.  I wouldn't question her reaction if she is.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: akronnick on 30 Apr 2009, 23:34
knowing Faye, she's more annoyed that SHE's flirting.

Faye doesn't like to show any kind of vulnerability.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 May 2009, 10:49
That is insightful.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Helios05 on 01 May 2009, 22:34
knowing Faye, she's more annoyed that SHE's flirting.

Faye doesn't like to show any kind of vulnerability.

Yes she doesn't like to, yet ends up doing so quite frequently, so I tend to regard it as a sort of subconscious flirting, she doesn't mean to, but since she is actually enjoying being with him, she slowly starts to flirt. And if the people I know are any indication, flirting by having mild arguments is nothing new.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: lhasafi on 06 May 2009, 00:08
Yeah, I could see Faye and Angus getting together.

Then again, I'm kinda waiting for Penelope and Will to become a couple, Sven hitting on his intern - which would result in her putting him into the hospital - and, for closers, my craziest expectation:

Tai and Hanners becoming a couple.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Kugai on 06 May 2009, 00:25
Tai and Hanners becoming a couple.

Welcome aboard the SS HanTai.  Please keep to the public decks and be aware the weapons systems are liable to activate without warning.

The Bar and Restaraunt is on the second level, and Coffee is free.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 06 May 2009, 01:32
 What make any of you possibly think that that could work? HANNELORE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX SHE MUST OBVIOUSLY BE A TOTAL LESBO. The Venn Diagram of  People Who Read QC and People Who Like Yaoi/Yuri Manga is almost a complete circle.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: akronnick on 06 May 2009, 06:58
I don't know. She was talking to Marten about vaginae, maybe she's ready to start exploring.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: maddness on 06 May 2009, 08:53
The fact that she referred to it as a slimy hole doesn't bode well for those hoping to see some lesbian exploration any time soon.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Keebbles on 06 May 2009, 10:10
The fact that she referred to it as a slimy hole doesn't bode well for those hoping to see some lesbian exploration any time soon.

 Or a close encounter of the accidental kind with a corner of an off-balanced load, on spin cycle, in the washing machine when she's reaching for extra bleach for the fifth washing of those same clothes again?

Nah. I kinda see Faye just out of the blue waking up w/new glasses on and angus asleep next to her, both starkers, and saying, "WTF happened?" - there will be no lead up, just the aftershocks to make us all wonder what happened. Shouting bird of course will make his appearance just outside the window and explain it all. "Those weren't new frames and glasses, but Beer goggles and too many shots of tequila!" When she tries to escape she wanders into living room and meets Angus's parents...mega-embarassment!
Nod. Nod. Yep. That's how it should happen. But then again, if it does, we'll all be off the mark again. As usual.

As for Hanners...I think she'll discover her sexuality slowly, via the bass drum beats at band practice, via vibrating machinery, a city bus with bad shocks, bumping into a table or counter corner at the right height - then she'll either talk to the girls and get advice or talk to marten and embarass the hell out of him and make his GF even more jealous, or she'll get drunk read one of a certain redneck's books and discuss it with the girls to figure things out...then there's always the robot/android in her closet...that's if Halfpint hasn't figured out a way to transfer himself into it so he can go out and pick up women himself...
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 06 May 2009, 13:33
"then there's always the robot/android in her closet" is a quotable if ever I saw one.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: sofiabailote on 07 May 2009, 15:24
I've got to say I liked Faye and Sven together, but I was always waiting for the train wreck with them. To my mind it was a race to see which one of them would do something to screw it up.

That's what I always thought, but would you say their thing is irrevocably screwed up? I don't think so... I kind of look at it as a bucket of cold water that made them wake up and analyze their relationship. If they don't discuss it any further ( either to get back together or end it for good) it would be extremely childish.

I don't think Faye has any type of romantic expectations with Angus- the way I see it Jeph only put him there to be some sort of catalyst for Faye and Sven's thing.
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Keebbles on 07 May 2009, 17:46
I've got to say I liked Faye and Sven together, but I was always waiting for the train wreck with them. To my mind it was a race to see which one of them would do something to screw it up.

That's what I always thought, but would you say their thing is irrevocably screwed up? I don't think so... I kind of look at it as a bucket of cold water that made them wake up and analyze their relationship. If they don't discuss it any further ( either to get back together or end it for good) it would be extremely childish.

I don't think Faye has any type of romantic expectations with Angus- the way I see it Jeph only put him there to be some sort of catalyst for Faye and Sven's thing.


Hmm, Sven gets jealous and beats him up?

Or worse yet. Angus talks to Sven, explains his job. Sven hires him to strawman Faye into a situation in which he can rescue her and hit Angus so he looks tough.
It backfires...Faye ends up cuddling comforting Angus and is confused by it, disgusted w/herself. She drops Angus -BONK!- onto the ground and then walks up to Sven who thinks she changed her mind and kicks him in the Junk.
Leaving them both on the floor of the coffee shop. She walks past Dora and says. I need to go buy batteries, back in a few hours and leaves...

or instead we get Sven drunk asking Pintsize for advice, and that involves another panty raid so they can become Panty Ninjas and then Sven wonders what the hell he's doing with underwear on his head and why he's taking advice from a persacom-plex,....


 Faye, Angus, Sven...someone's getting kicked in the junk for sure. Metaphorically or literally sooner or later.

-edut-
Okay hitting the archives we know how mommy feels about Marten...doesn't bode well for my theories...
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=753
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: raoullefere on 07 May 2009, 18:03
What a pleasant philosophy. Or is that* your version of a "pie-in-the-face"?


Edit:*"getting kicked in the junk." I had to edit to keep up with Keebbles's edit. Serve to Skawronska!
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 10 May 2009, 00:55
I'm waiting with baited breath.

That's what you get for eating anchovies...or...Tai.

This is Faye we're talking about.  She's more likely to take her anger at Sven out on Angus.

One can only hope.

God I hope she doesn't hook up with Angus, he's too persistent, and annoying.

Angus just shows up when hes lonely and pretends like hes doing it for other reasons.
<sarcasm>Glad to hear she was his fallback choice once his recent relationship ended</sarcasm>

Which makes him absolutely perfect for that bitch Faye.  And an absolutely perfect excuse to buy some Jose Cuervo.

We don't know Angus well enough to let him date Faye :-)

Sure we do:  He's above room temperature, he's got a dick and a pulse, and has the potential to break Faye's heart.

Win.

Or Faye could be genuinely annoyed.  I wouldn't question her reaction if she is.

Annoyed?  Not even worth a beer.  I want to see SUFFERING.

Faye doesn't like to show any kind of vulnerability.

All the more delicious when she gets vulnerable with the straw man who loves only the argument, and not her.  Ohhh yeah.  Booze potential there.

Yes she doesn't like to, yet ends up doing so quite frequently, so I tend to regard it as a sort of subconscious flirting, she doesn't mean to, but since she is actually enjoying being with him, she slowly starts to flirt. And if the people I know are any indication, flirting by having mild arguments is nothing new.

And the booze potential escalates.  Woo!

The Venn Diagram of  People Who Read QC and People Who Like Yaoi/Yuri Manga is almost a complete circle.

I actually had to look "Yaoi/Yuri Manga" up.  I am not in that Venn diagram.  Although I will admit to being amused by the picture with "We're girls, you dork." as the punchline.

Nah. I kinda see Faye just out of the blue waking up w/new glasses on and angus asleep next to her, both starkers, and saying, "WTF happened?" - there will be no lead up, just the aftershocks to make us all wonder what happened. Shouting bird of course will make his appearance just outside the window and explain it all. "Those weren't new frames and glasses, but Beer goggles and too many shots of tequila!" When she tries to escape she wanders into living room and meets Angus's parents...mega-embarassment!
Nod. Nod. Yep. That's how it should happen. But then again, if it does, we'll all be off the mark again. As usual.

That would be classic.  Especially the conversation Angus's parents have with him about bringing tramps home.  THAT would be worth a sixpack of Heineken when Angus explains to Faye why they can't be together anymore.

"then there's always the robot/android in her closet" is a quotable if ever I saw one.

Yup.  I agree.

...then there's always the robot/android in her closet...

There ya go: Quoted.

I don't think Faye has any type of romantic expectations with Angus- the way I see it Jeph only put him there to be some sort of catalyst for Faye and Sven's thing.

I imagine sometimes that it's because Jeph likes me and wants me to be happy by seeing Faye screw up another relationship miserably and having an excuse to experiment with new and different potent potables.

Or worse yet. Angus talks to Sven, explains his job. Sven hires him to strawman Faye into a situation in which he can rescue her and hit Angus so he looks tough.
It backfires...Faye ends up cuddling comforting Angus and is confused by it, disgusted w/herself. She drops Angus -BONK!- onto the ground and then walks up to Sven who thinks she changed her mind and kicks him in the Junk.
Leaving them both on the floor of the coffee shop. She walks past Dora and says. I need to go buy batteries, back in a few hours and leaves...

That's good, but not quite as satisfying as the next panel, where Faye bursts into tears at the store in front of the clerk while buying those batteries.

THAT would call for some Crown Royal, I think...

What a pleasant philosophy. Or is that your version of a "pie-in-the-face"?

Hey, works for me, as long as it's Faye who gets kicked in the junk or the pie in the face, or what have you.


Sorry kiddies;  It's been a busy couple of weeks.  Here's a Great Wall O' Text for you to enjoy.

Oh, and on a slightly more serious side note:  The RL "Faye" for whom Faye represents as my emotional punching bag, is now pining away for me and making my current GF jealous.  Oddly enough, her suffering is not nearly as satisfying as Faye's.  Weird how that works.  Maybe it's becuase RL can't hold a candle to QC.

S
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 10 May 2009, 05:43
Jesus, Skawronska, you just won't stop until Faye is brutally raped, tries to kill herself via a gunshot to the head, and is left a drooling vegetable the rest of her life, will you?


....Are you masturbating to that idea right now?
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 10 May 2009, 11:34
*fapfapfapfap*

...what?  Sorry, wasn't listening...

S
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Kugai on 10 May 2009, 23:24
I actually had to look "Yaoi/Yuri Manga" up.  I am not in that Venn diagram.  Although I will admit to being amused by the picture with "We're girls, you dork." as the punchline.


You mean this one?

http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/Anime%20Pics/?action=view&current=GenderError.jpg
Title: Re: Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 11 May 2009, 15:30
I actually had to look "Yaoi/Yuri Manga" up.  I am not in that Venn diagram.  Although I will admit to being amused by the picture with "We're girls, you dork." as the punchline.


You mean this one?

http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/Anime%20Pics/?action=view&current=GenderError.jpg

Yep!  That's the one!

S