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Title: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Mar 2009, 02:06: ...Is United States President Josiah Bartlet.
(http://matthewcarey.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/jed-bartlett.jpg)

but who are the contenders for second place?
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Hat on 25 Mar 2009, 04:28: Sorry Dovey you are wrong the answer is Frankenstein from the end of Death Race 2000.

The reason why is that he became the President by killing the President.

How do you even DO that.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Dazed on 25 Mar 2009, 04:44: President James Marshall.

GET OFF MY PLANE
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Mar 2009, 05:33: Brett I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have not watched The West Wing

Although your post reminded me of the president from Idiocracy. He was super cool.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Hat on 25 Mar 2009, 05:51: Look I dont know much about serious political dramas but I do know a lot about dystopian futures with violent sporting events and a questionable democratic process.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Hat on 25 Mar 2009, 05:52: sorry did I say "know" I meant "care"
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Hat on 25 Mar 2009, 06:05: Look if you guys want to lend me the DVDs to get into it, I'll probably have JSIH BRLT knuckle tattoos in a week but until then I stand by David Carradine's Frankenstein.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 Mar 2009, 07:29: I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlord.

(http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Frankenstein.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: valley_parade on 25 Mar 2009, 08:26: Remember that weird-ass Michael Moore movie, "Canadian Bacon"? The one with John Candy?

Alan Alda played the president in that. It was ridiculous.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: benji on 25 Mar 2009, 08:36: Has anyone been watching "Kings?" Because I think King Silas Benjamin of Gilboa could turn out to be a pretty bad-ass head-of-state:

(http://www.nbc.com/app2/img/500x495xS/scet/photos/210/2857/NUP_130748_0063.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: MusicScribbles on 25 Mar 2009, 09:36: (http://www.altfg.com/Stars/o/once-upon-a-time-in-the-west-henry-fonda.jpg)

I'm pretty sure that when this man was Head of State in Fail-Safe, the world was a better place. I make a motion for Henry Fonda as not just raddest, but most badass.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: negative creep on 25 Mar 2009, 09:54: Quote from: David_Dovey on 25 Mar 2009, 05:33

Although your post reminded me of the president from Idiocracy. He was super cool.

(http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1181537162_idiocracy5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Mar 2009, 12:03: Hail to the Chief

(http://www.azillionthings.com/lookytouchy/metalwolf.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: 0bsessions on 25 Mar 2009, 12:19: Sorry guys, this guy's the raddest:

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-01-08-spideyobama1.jpg)

Mother fucker had Spidey stand aside so he could handle Chamelon personally.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: JD on 25 Mar 2009, 12:26: (http://thesquirrelsnest.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/vote-robot-nixon.gif)

Hail to the chief.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: KvP on 25 Mar 2009, 12:41: Yeah, there is no better president than the one in Metal Wolf Chaos. Bartlett can suck Michael Wilson's dick.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Reed on 25 Mar 2009, 13:32: I'll have to 3rd Michael Wilson. As soon as I saw the thread title I immediately knew that he could be the only victor.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Ozymandias on 25 Mar 2009, 15:18: LAURA ROSLIN :x :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Alex C on 25 Mar 2009, 15:20: I also throw in my support for Michael Wilson and his Missile Punching initiatives.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Avec on 25 Mar 2009, 18:09: John Travolta in Primary Colors.

Although he played a real character, I thought it was very well put together.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 25 Mar 2009, 19:11: I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned yet. (http://www.maxforpresident.org/)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Ford Prefect on 25 Mar 2009, 20:02: Tony "Zeus" Lister (aka Tommy Lister Jr. 'Tiny' aka 'Tiny' Lister Jr. aka Tiny 'Zeus' Lister Jr. aka Tiny Lister Jr. aka Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr. aka Tommy 'Tiny' Lister Jr. aka Tommy Lister Jr. aka Jr. Tiny Lister aka Tiny 'Zeus' Lister aka Tiny Lister aka Tom 'Tiny' Lister aka Tommi Tiny Lister aka Tommy Lister aka Tommy 'Tiny' Lister. Jr. aka Z-Gangsta aka Zeus) in The Fifth Element.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2cwjrxi.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Hat on 26 Mar 2009, 00:06: Oh my god I can't believe I forgot the Head of Richard Nixon.

I am sorry for all the pain I have caused.

Ozy, Laura Roslin is a bit of alright but come on how can she stand up against the head of Richard Nixon in a giant robotic body... Wait actually that could actually be a pretty great matchup.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Mar 2009, 00:55: Quote from: Ford Prefect on 25 Mar 2009, 20:02
Tony "Zeus" Lister

Yes! Best film ever! And therefore: best president ever!
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Mar 2009, 08:13: Quote from: Ozymandias on 25 Mar 2009, 15:18
LAURA ROSLIN :x :x :x :x :x

Hail to the Chief.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Mar 2009, 08:53: Quote from: Hat on 26 Mar 2009, 00:06
Oh my god I can't believe I forgot the Head of Richard Nixon.

I am sorry for all the pain I have caused.

Ozy, Laura Roslin is a bit of alright but come on how can she stand up against the head of Richard Nixon in a giant robotic body... Wait actually that could actually be a pretty great matchup.

Oh man, now I am just imagining the coup episodes except instead of Tom Zarek, it's Richard Nixon and that's awesome.

Roslin still wins.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Reed on 26 Mar 2009, 10:01: I'm sorry, but Michael Wilson could kick robo-Nixon's ass.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: scarred on 26 Mar 2009, 12:15: (http://zalandria.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/250px-roslin.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Reed on 26 Mar 2009, 13:30: How can you deny the raddestness of this (http://kotaku.com/gaming/japan/metal-wolf-chaos-serious-contender-for-best-game-plot-of-all-time-193289.php)?
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Surgoshan on 26 Mar 2009, 15:17: How... how did we get to the 30th post before someone mentioned Vetinari? He won a war by surrendering, which ended up making the enemy look so foolish that their government collapsed.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: yellowfoliage on 26 Mar 2009, 17:37: (http://hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lex_luthor_for_president.jpg)

President Lex Luthor
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Alex C on 26 Mar 2009, 18:21: I suppose it's just a matter of time until someone mentions Dr. Doom now and Baron Underbheit.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 26 Mar 2009, 22:39: (http://theilian.tripod.com/24/24-08-6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Nodaisho on 27 Mar 2009, 00:18: Quote from: Surgoshan on 26 Mar 2009, 15:17
How... how did we get to the 30th post before someone mentioned Vetinari? He won a war by surrendering, which ended up making the enemy look so foolish that their government collapsed.
Sorry, I was stuck on presidents. Vetinari also manipulates Vimes, who has arrested two entire armies with only a handful of police officers, and would try to kill Vetinari in an instant if he ended up being as bad as his predecessors. I say try to kill because I don't think either of them knows who would win. I think Vetinari only manages to avoid being a Marty Stu because he is so well done, and doesn't act as a Deus Ex Machina.

I need to read Feet of Clay again.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Scarychips on 28 Mar 2009, 12:06: I say George W. Bush!

Wait... Fictious you said?
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Luke C on 11 Apr 2009, 10:50: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Commandoposter.jpg)

Wait, what?
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: PunkRockScience on 11 Apr 2009, 17:41: Since it has to be second to Josiah Bartlett, I'm voting Vetinari. Totally different style, but nearly as rad.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Coward on 12 Apr 2009, 03:29: (http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/optimus-prime.jpg)
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Dollface on 12 Apr 2009, 04:16: (http://radio.weblogs.com/0101197/images/2002/11/25/Otter-2.jpg) <---- true patriot.
"so that how we can lower taxes but still have our way of living"

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/12/wombat_wideweb__470x276,0.jpg)
"how otter can be our leader?"

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40978000/jpg/_40978300_otter203.jpg)
"good sir did you know that you are wombat that can speak human."

(http://www.blueprintpodcast.com/blog-images/wombat-of-joy.jpg)
"fuck you im drunk"

And thats the reason why otters are better leaders than wombats
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Tom on 12 Apr 2009, 15:25: wut?
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Surgoshan on 12 Apr 2009, 19:11: Quote from: Tom on 12 Apr 2009, 15:25
wut?
Exactly.
Title: Re: The Raddest Fictitious Head of State
Post by: Lines on 12 Apr 2009, 19:13: (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2GMlhUrYuhI/Sbybg2BjwtI/AAAAAAAAGxI/QVyRYfOfAgo/s320/Monsters_Vs_Aliens_Stephen_Colbert_The_President_Pic.jpg)

I have to say, if Stephen Colbert ever actually became president, he'd probably end up exactly like this character.