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Also I will probably do it even if you don't post in this thread, but it will at least be more honest/accurate if you do post and give me some kind of general details about what you've been up to.
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I have been dating a guy for six months who is five years younger than me. He lives with his parents. I live by myself.
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I have been single for over three years now.
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I saw a lady once.
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I am in my second year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with him.
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I saw a lady once.
That was actually a man with really long hair.
Sorry, dude.
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Im with my girlfriend for nine months now, and she is going off to medical school next fall, with me still in regular college.
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I am in my third year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with her.
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I have been dating a guy for six months who is five years younger than me. He lives with his parents. I live by myself.
You are 25, yes? Or will be soon? He is 20 then?
I am going to posit that you slept with a maximum of 3 people this year, one possibly an ex boyfriend, one who you were gonna start something with but turned out to suck/a 5 night stand, and this guy.
The sex with the ex was okay, but it was clear you were growing tired of it, and of each other. While you had been together long enough that he knew your body and could do all the right things, it was lacking in imagination and ultimately unsatisfying, despite whatever "satisfaction"(orgasms!) that might have occurred.
The second guy could go either way. There may even have been more than one of him, dunno for sure, but you don't seem like a "lets bone a lot of different dudes" type of gal. So you went out to try it though, and met this boy, and you banged and he didn't treat you that well. Sex was good though, maybe not because of actual quality, but because you were a little turned on by the fact that it felt a little dirty/wrong. It didn't work out.
This new boy I feel like maybe you have been teaching some things, but shit is probably getting pretty exciting by this point. Like, he is young and full of stamina and excited about the fact that he is banging a sexy older lady, so he is really earnest and psyched and trying as hard as he can to be the best lover ever, but he's not quite there. Probably better than when you started, but some things still make him a little nervous, probably. You probably aren't getting off as much with him as you did the ex, but I could be wrong, I dunno how your junk works really. You could be onea those hair trigger ladies! Either way sex with this boy is probably still exciting at least a little, but not quite as new and fun as it was. Don't let it stagnate like you did with the last boy! Try new things! Go buy some sex toys!
Oh and you fucked him in his parents house, probably drunk, at least once, while they were sleeping and felt really dirty/teenage and youthful about it.
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Kieffer, I love you.
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I have been single for over three years now.
You slay pussy, don't you Lummer. You're single by choice to at least some degree, so you're out at shows banging chicks with hella tattoos and drinking problems, only calling them when you feel like it, and generally keeping your dick as sodden as you possibly can. That said, the lack of sex with someone on any regular basis is a little unsatisfying, because you're never getting into the fun stuff, the bonus emotion fueled fucking, it's all surface value. Unless of course, knowing you're never gonna see this girls again, and having no real reputation to maintain/being in a big enough city to get away with it, you're just goin buck wild on them and takin out all the frustrations. You could have boned between 7 and 12 girls this year.
Alternatively you hate being single, had sex with 3 or less girls this year, and was really hoping that something would come of it with at least 1, but were disappointed.
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I'm Johnny C.
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That was actually a man with really long hair.
That is to say it was me.
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I've been dating an 18 year old girl for 5 months now. We're both full time students at different universities, but our towns are only 30 minutes apart.
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I saw a lady once.
While masturbating furiously from your perch in the tree that you were watching her undress from, you tumbled over backwards shortly before the point of orgasm and began falling 30 feet to the ground. Fortunately the binoculars you were using caught on the tree, and you dangled by your neck as you spurted cum in vigorous arcs from your twitching cock.
The orgasm was one of the best of your life, but unfortunately it developed into a fixation with autoerotic asphyxiation, and the shame of your new fetish is keeping you away from women even more so than it has before. You spend hours locked up in your room, choking yourself and chronically stroking your cock. Hopefully you don't accidentally kill yourself before you find a girl who will enjoy the feeling of your throat in her hands as you struggle for breath as much as you'll enjoy seeing her image grow fuzzy as black closes in around the edges of your vision, while she rides you to a much needed non-onanistic release.
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I am in my second year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with him.
Honestly, and I'm sorry, but unless you get your boyfriend to promise 100% guarantee that I am not going to get banned for it, there is no way I'm about to speculate on what the sex you guys have is like.
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I have been single for over three years now.
You slay pussy, don't you Lummer. You're single by choice to at least some degree, so you're out at shows banging chicks with hella tattoos and drinking problems, only calling them when you feel like it, and generally keeping your dick as sodden as you possibly can. That said, the lack of sex with someone on any regular basis is a little unsatisfying, because you're never getting into the fun stuff, the bonus emotion fueled fucking, it's all surface value. Unless of course, knowing you're never gonna see this girls again, and having no real reputation to maintain/being in a big enough city to get away with it, you're just goin buck wild on them and takin out all the frustrations. You could have boned between 7 and 12 girls this year.
Alternatively you hate being single, had sex with 3 or less girls this year, and was really hoping that something would come of it with at least 1, but were disappointed.
It's quite amazing how you seem to nail the truth, Kieffer. By that I mean if you find some sort of middle ground between those two things. I suck at picking up chicks, but I tend to get jumped from time to time. Other than that, I hate single life and I crave a meaningful relationship.. But on the other hand I like the freedom of being single. It's weird.
I fall in love WAAAY too easy though.
I must have boned around 5-7 chicks this year. It's been a slow year, though, I think.
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I saw a lady once.
That was actually a man with really long hair.
Sorry, dude.
Damn harry, I just don't know. Part of me thinks you are like, married with a child, but I think that is just because you are so incredibly mature and sophisticated that I couldn't imagine you being out dating. I am going to assume that is the case, and that your wife and you still have sex on a semi-regular basis, maybe 3-5 times a week, but occasionally just don't bother because you're too tired/are grownups and have real lives, or maybe the kid distracts you. That sex is still just fine though, nothing mindblowing but you're still doin it pretty well, you know? Happy and contented, but maybe like once a month you go all out and get buck on each other.
Alternatively, you and your beard go out on weekends and bang endless hipster sluts, probably like 20 in this year alone. You tell them you're a poet, they melt, and they are all up on your dick like woahhhh.
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I've been dating a girl for about a month. Before that, was single for like a long ass time. She currently has a broken ankle and is stuck in her parents house.
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That is to say it was me.
It's very confusing when you shave the middle bit of your facial hair.
I have plenty of interests, but asphyxiation isn't one of them (which is lucky, that story sounds dangerous).
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I broke up with my ex in July and got asked out by three friends within two weeks after aforementioned breakup, turned them all down, and had to refrain from hanging out with them or talking to them as much anymore on account of none of them taking no for an answer. I live in a house with a roommate but that house is about 20 minutes' drive from any of my local friends. I am currently in Glasgae for Hogmanay.
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I didn't sleep with the second guy. It was one drunken makeout session at my front gate but I was too scared to invite him up.
Also switch the 'once' for 'several times a month' and mostly 'while they are awake.'
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Im with my girlfriend for nine months now, and she is going off to medical school next fall, with me still in regular college.
You had sex with... maybe one other person before you got together with this girl. The sex has been good, but not phenomenal, throughout the course of the relationship, but as you've gotten closer and closer to her leaving it's gotten better due to pure desperation and the knowledge that it's going to end soon. I feel like she is fairly early into your sexual experience, but then I don't know how old you are, but seeing as you post on QC and you're not tommy or roddy, I doubt you're out there gettin hella tail on the regs. So the sex seems better to you than it is, and you're really psyched that you found someone who would let you sheathe your meat in her anyway.
However, it is also possible that you think the two of you are deeply in love, and maybe that is a good thing, and you're going to try to make it work over distance. I don't know how far apart you guys are moving, but I imagine it is fairly far, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned it. In that case, break up with her, dude. You think that it's gonna be totally easy, but on the real it's gonna just fall apart over distance and you're gonna be unhappy and stressed about it, and then she's gonna cheat on you, and you'll have more heartbreak than you would have otherwise.
But she could be fat, in which case, you're probably fine.
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So I'm Don Draper?
I can live with that.
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I saw a lady once.
That had me in stitches!
Well I havnt had a steady GF in 8 years (yes 8 years). Since I have come here to college (and learning tango) I am meeting a new girl everyday.
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i live with my parents. i work overtime every week selling computers to people who yell at me seemingly all the time for no apparent reason. i am willingly spending new year's eve AND new year's day on my computer, alone, working on application forms instead of getting drunk with friends. i kind of dress like a dude. most people think i'm gay.
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I dated this one girl in college, ten years ago. That lasted three months, and I broke up with here when I realized it wasn't that great. Have thought about dating lots of women since then, but never acted on it. Nearly made out with my friend's fiancee two years ago while drunk, but we didn't. I live alone.
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years last August, then we continued to fuck until December. Now I lust over the girl behind the music counter and am working up the courage to tell her she's really cute.
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Am currently dating a really sexy lawyer who is 12/13 years older than I am, things are going really great with this current one so it seems like it might last a while. Before this guy I slept with over 10 boys and prior to that I was in two very serious very long term relationships(3 years and 1year respectively).
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I'm engaged to this girl I've been with for five and some years. We plan to move in together next year.
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i've been dating the same guy for nearly 4 years and the internet doesn't approve of him. we currently live in the same city, and things between us are reasonably decent.
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I am dating a boy, but I am often confused for a lesbian because I have dressed in drag and like unicorns, aliens, kittens, and horror movies.
Edit because I forgot "and".
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I am dating a boy, but I am often confused for a lesbian because I have dressed in drag like unicorns, aliens, kittens, and horror movies.
its okay Linds your not weird, your Unique :wink:
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I get the dressing in drag but how does liking unicorns and kittens make you a lesbian?
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oh, I thought you dressed in drag as unicorns aliensa kittens and horror movies. it makes so much more sense with the "and"
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Because according to a lesbian I know, you can't own My Little Ponies and action figures of Ripley and the queen from Aliens and be straight, no matter how much you happen to like the cock.
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Because according to a lesbian I know, you can't own My Little Ponies and action figures of Ripley and the queen from Aliens and be straight, no matter how much you happen to like the cock.
that person doesnt know what they are talking about! you should have ripley riding the my little pony while fighting the queen!
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hi im ruyi!!!!!!!!!
Never been in a relationship. Have only ever fooled around with a few dudes I didn't stay in touch with.
I plan on asking a guy out when the semester starts, later in January.
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Did you hear that internet?? I'm going to ask a guy out. (and then he will say no)
Just keeping you all posted.
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Did you hear that internet?? I'm going to ask a guy out. (and then he will say no)
Just keeping you all posted.
may I direct you to the advice thread?
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24169.850.html (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24169.850.html)
This one is for bogus psychic readings :police:
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But see
he will say no
So why do I need advice.
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I dunno, sounded like you wanted some. :-)
why will the boy say no?
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I live in constant fear of cooties.
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you didnt get the shot?
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why will the boy say no?
because deep down inside every boy knows they are not really good enough for cathy
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I'm 23 years old, single and also bisexual. Do it.
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I dunno, sounded like you wanted some. :-)
Nah, I wanted Kieffer to speculate wildly about my sex life in 2009, even though there's only like, two days left.
why will the boy say no?
Well he might not be attracted to 1) girls, 2) former students, or 3) me. :-(
ACTUALLY: I guess I like Tania's answer better (she is a real sweetie)
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it is kind of similar to the reason why i said "no" when cathy asked me out but actually later that night i wrote another immensely personal love letter to her and almost mailed it but couldn't bring myself to and instead sealed it in an envelope and put it in the drawer beside my desk with all those other hundreds of letters i never sent
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(to me. the hundreds of letters are addressed to me)
^Finished Your Post
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im confused.
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Unbiased sources have informed me I am reasonably handsome, but on the other hand, my hobbies are basically this place and World of Warcraft.
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I am 15, bisexual, been in two relationships this year and I am a pretty hardcore member of the drama club. Do me.
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I am in my third year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with her.
You guys totally have reached a point of comfort where you cut each other during sex, haven't you.
It's the only way to keep from getting bored, that far in.
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That was actually a man with really long hair.
That is to say it was me.
I don't know for sure, but I am just going to refer to you as a raging gothic fuckbeast and leave it at that, because honestly the idea of getting you wrong slightly scares me.
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I'm Johnny C.
I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. Part of me thinks you're going for an I'm Chuck Bass thing, but also you could be playing off that and being self deprecating.
Basically I am pretty sure you banged.. 4 girls this year, but none of them were the girls you really wanted to bang. There was at least one girl you were really into that you didn't get with, probably more than that, despite the fact that you tried hella and did "everything right." The sex you had with those 4 was great with one, okay with the other 3, except one wanted to do some kinky shit that you just didn't feel ready for, otherwise it couldda been way more awesome/intense. You're still hoping about the girl you didn't get with though, and are pretty sure that if you keep it slick you'll get that shit done.
Alternatively maybe you've been layin pipe like fuckin mario due to the whole being in a pretty rad band thing.
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I've been dating an 18 year old girl for 5 months now. We're both full time students at different universities, but our towns are only 30 minutes apart.
I dunno how old you are, and I am just recently discovering you're gay, but I'm gonna say...
You had a couple kisses/hook ups before you got with this girl, but nothing special. Maybe one of them was a boy, but I dunno for sure, since again I really don't know that much about your sexuality. I will posit that whatever sex you've been having with this girl has been awesome, because the small amount of distance makes seeing each other a lot more exciting when it happens, and so you get down in a serious way. I dunno what your schedule has been like, but I would not be surprised at all if you've been getting into toys recently to spice things up a little bit more as of late, maybe after the 3-4 month point, possibly as a way of celebrating something.
If you aren't getting into toys, you should be, because toys are fucking awesome.
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I don't know for sure, but I am just going to refer to you as a raging gothic fuckbeast and leave it at that, because honestly the idea of getting you wrong slightly scares me.
A little bit accurate, a little bit not.
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I've been dating a girl for about a month. Before that, was single for like a long ass time. She currently has a broken ankle and is stuck in her parents house.
You haven't had sex with her yet, or if you have it was only once or twice. You're still feeling it out, and you're mad nervous about it so far. You MAY have kissed another girl this year, but I don't feel like you've banged anyone else this year, maybe because I am assuming you're the picture in your avatar and you look like a drama/D&D geek who is a little nervous about girls in general and maybe you're entire other extent was getting drunk and maybe touching some boob at a mediocre house party/game night/alley behind a school dance.
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I don't know for sure, but I am just going to refer to you as a raging gothic fuckbeast and leave it at that, because honestly the idea of getting you wrong slightly scares me.
A little bit accurate, a little bit not.
If we still had custom titles, I would pretty much demand yours be changed to gothic fuckbeast immediately, one way or the other.
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I am the second coming of jesus christ.
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i am intrigued by this. i was with a boy for a year and a half but that stopped mid-january around the same time as i started my crappy crappy job. been on a few actual dates here and there but only had one (pretty kickass) boyfriend for a pretty short amount of time. i also drink a lot, if that affects anything. (also i am 23)
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I am in my second year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with him.
Honestly, and I'm sorry, but unless you get your boyfriend to promise 100% guarantee that I am not going to get banned for it, there is no way I'm about to speculate on what the sex you guys have is like.
Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
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I think it got banned like 2 years ago.
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i started seeing this girl last winter, we're still together
we were on the rocks a few times in the spring
we're really shaky right now, don't see each other that much etc. etc. and she is spending most of her time hanging out with a bunch of dudes bros who go out to night-clubs called like 'BOOM!" and shit like that, wearing popped collars and the works(her sisters friends)
been having a lot of conflicted interest talks that usually resolve in us realizing we do care for each other blah blah blah
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Girl I've been with since summer of '08 broke up with me on my birthday, and I've been messing around with a boy for a few months before that (that's not why she broke up with me, she was okay with that (more than just okay with that).
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kiff do you even know who i am?
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I'm 17 and as well as going to a mixed comp I'm also the only boy attending an all-girls public school.
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I am engaged to the awesome guy I've been seeing for about 5 years now- we have lived together for two years, getting married in September.
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Alright, let's see.
I'm 26, in a soon to be 7 year relationship, will have been married 2 years in a few months, and have been living togethor for about 7 1/2 years.
GO!
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I am 28 a librarian and I have never been in a serious relationship.
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Only silly relationships then. Caleb is a clown fucker.
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Do goth girls count as clowns? They both wear white face makeup right?
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As long as she wears those boots that add half a foot to her height, yeah.
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The more straps boots have the cooler the person who is wearing them is.
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Compared to the two years previous, I behaved myself much more this year. I did date one girl for about 2 months, and another for one. I ran into a lot of old flames as well. While I assumed this year would mark a larger break from college ladies, I have been pursued more often than expected. I also got punched by a dude because his wife made out with me.
I am trying to break your heart
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I volunteer at a college radio station and my favorite album of this last year was an electro-acoustic instrumental film score. It seems like a lot of my friends around here are either lesbians or journalism majors or both. From April 2007 to April 2009 I was hopelessly in love with a very skilled compulsive liar and manipulator. In the last month I've had a lot of trouble with my gall bladder and so it had to be removed!
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I also got punched by a dude because his wife made out with me.
Let's both move to New York and become roommates.
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Guys this thread is only fun for me if you confirm deny. Otherwise just pissing in the wind here.
I am not actually that interested in doing things just for your entertainment.
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I thought I'd also mention that I'm in my late 20s and my job has somewhat shitty pay but is otherwise pretty socially acceptable.
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Guys this thread is only fun for me if you confirm deny. Otherwise just pissing in the wind here.
I am not actually that interested in doing things just for your entertainment.
You were pretty far off, but I appreciated the kind words.
There was at least one girl you were really into that you didn't get with, probably more than that, despite the fact that you tried hella and did "everything right."
This was the most accurate part, eerily accurate even.
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I've been dating a girl for about a month. Before that, was single for like a long ass time. She currently has a broken ankle and is stuck in her parents house.
You haven't had sex with her yet, or if you have it was only once or twice. You're still feeling it out, and you're mad nervous about it so far. You MAY have kissed another girl this year, but I don't feel like you've banged anyone else this year, maybe because I am assuming you're the picture in your avatar and you look like a drama/D&D geek who is a little nervous about girls in general and maybe you're entire other extent was getting drunk and maybe touching some boob at a mediocre house party/game night/alley behind a school dance.
We got our bone on like 3-4 times before the ankle happened, haven't been able to since b/c she's stuck in her parents. We're pretty comfortable with each other. I dated another girl or two this year, nothing too serious with them though. No drunken hook ups actually, I have mostly put those days behind me. Also, she's the drama geek, I'm just a nerd in general.
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I am BluInk, yes.
Right now, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm kinda just floating about. The last girl I was interested in decided to get with a guy I'm not really fond of. I'm flirty and junk (and married on FB) with a girl who was in my prep school class. She obviously has something for me, but she lives in Canada, and she won't be in JA for about a year, maybe some change. This one girl that I REALLY used to like, but we're getting distant, she's like perfect for me, but she's 4 years older than me. She said when I turn 18. =\
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I have been dating this girl for two years. We live in Montreal in seperate apartments. An article about her apartment appeared in Vice Magazine.
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I'm intrigued. The best picture I can paint for your help would be...
The last relationship I was in ended in november of '08, and then we had sex that ended with her in tears. Then I started dating a forumite in august. Do your worst.
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I dunno how old you are,
22
and I am just recently discovering you're gay, but I'm gonna say...
You had a couple kisses/hook ups before you got with this girl, but nothing special. Maybe one of them was a boy, but I dunno for sure, since again I really don't know that much about your sexuality. I will posit that whatever sex you've been having with this girl has been awesome, because the small amount of distance makes seeing each other a lot more exciting when it happens, and so you get down in a serious way. I dunno what your schedule has been like, but I would not be surprised at all if you've been getting into toys recently to spice things up a little bit more as of late, maybe after the 3-4 month point, possibly as a way of celebrating something.
If you aren't getting into toys, you should be, because toys are fucking awesome.
This is all eerily accurate, except
You had a couple kisses/hook ups before you got with this girl, but nothing special. Maybe one of them was a boy, but I dunno for sure, since again I really don't know that much about your sexuality
If this spans my lifetime and not this year, then you got it pretty much dead on. The only action I got in 09 was with my girlfriend.
Seriously this is so creepy.
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Hey Keiffer do me!
I dated a shockingly awful boyfriend who I hated having sex with for 3 and a half years. I then had 6 months of singleness/fooling around with internet boys.
Now I am dating an amazing boy (we have been together 11 months and lived together for 3 months). He is three years younger than me.
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Hey Keiffer do me!
Always, always proofread before hitting Post, kids.
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Jodie has drunk her weight in wine. She is excused.
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Hey Keiffer do me!
Always, always proofread before hitting Post, kids.
You know what, it's kinda rude to assume it wasn't intentional!! Don't you know anything about reading texts <:x>
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Actually I noticed that little gem while I was typing it. But promptly forgot about it by the next sentence. the magic of wine. Oh wells!
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I'm a good, honest man now, but only since July. Kieffer, I wish to indulge in this thread.
Is there some sort of consent form that I sign?
Your eager over-the-pond correspondent,
Rodrick
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Kiff I think this thread would be better if you wildly speculated about people's sex life in 2k10. Their sex-to-come.
Anyways I've been dating the same girl for two years, we decided we are going to travel around the world together midway through next year. We really only see each other a couple of times a week because we both work like crazy hours, and this past week she has started a flying out to work in the mines. One week there, one week back here, rinse, repeat. I don't think we've had a serious fight in the entire time we've been together. I'm her first real boyfriend. I'm 23, she's 21.
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I'm all about speculations of my future sex life.
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This is one of the better Kieffer threads.
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You know what, it's kinda rude to assume it wasn't intentional!! Don't you know anything about reading texts <:x>
i believe she didn't know what she was writing and roland barthes agrees so Suck. It. Cathy.
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roland's sitting beside me holding his drink and just shaking his head and chuckling quietly to himself. oh cathy
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You guys totally have reached a point of comfort where you cut each other during sex, haven't you.
It's the only way to keep from getting bored, that far in.
I'm not entirely sure how one can get bored of sex!
Either way you're pretty far off. Living together is pretty awesome as we're the only ones who live in this flat which means that clothes are always optional and we can have sex basically anywhere we want at any time we want so woo?
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OK fine I'm curious.
I had a gf at the beginning of this year, I lived in college dorms (only 1 roommate) and she lived with her parents. It was the second time we'd dated, the first time was senior year of high school. We lasted about 5 months. She's a year younger than me. After we broke up we were still friends for a bit but we've drifted apart now.
Around September a friend of mine became more than a friend in a bumping uglies way but she already had plans to live in New Orleans for a year. She came back to visit over Thanksgiving and she's back now. We hang a lot, there's potential for something more there, but she leaves for NO again on the 8th. She's 3 years older than me.
Oh I'm 19 and I don't live at the college's dorms anymore, I commute to school from home.
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roland's sitting beside me holding his drink and just shaking his head and chuckling quietly to himself. oh cathy
Hey man fuck you!!! I'm a reader just like you so there's a Mr. Barthes sitting on my shoulder as well and he is in favor of my more sexual (and thus more creative :-D heh, get it...cos like...sex creates) interpretation
Kiff I think this thread would be better if you wildly speculated about people's sex life in 2k10. Their sex-to-come.
Yes this please, I would like a Sex Forecast from Kieffer.
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thirded.
also cause for me there is nothin to speculate on. seriously. if you even wanna. which i doubt.
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C'monnnn, don't let this sink to the bottom! This is currently one of my favorite threads.
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But it has kinda turned into another relationship thread with people's details that they give. Surely half the fun is making wild speculations from very little information?
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Right, well, I can go for either a guess at what did happen or a guess of what will.
I'm 21, bisexual, been dating the same guy for roughly almost 7 months. We live together, and have bee for about as long as we've been dating. Things have been a bit rocky, but are usually quickly repaired. I don't get along with most of his closest friends due to them being very controlling. He is still friends with his ex-fiance, one of the close friends I don't get along with, and lately has been pissed that he and I have such a good relationship because she and her dude don't and he just got her pregnant. So... speculate!
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He is still friends with his ex-fiance, one of the close friends I don't get along with, and lately has been pissed that he and I have such a good relationship because she and her dude don't and he just got her pregnant.
Searching for relevance...
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I think she means that the ex-fiancée is pissed that Emaline and her man have it so good when the ex-fiancée's new dude sucks and knocked up the ex-fiancée.
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Yeah I got that, it's just... well... not relevant.
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I know. I didn't know how to respond, so I figured I could help clarify in case someone else figured it out.
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Right, well, I can go for either a guess at what did happen or a guess of what will.
I'm 21, bisexual, been dating the same guy for roughly almost 7 months. We live together, and have bee for about as long as we've been dating. Things have been a bit rocky, but are usually quickly repaired. I don't get along with most of his closest friends due to them being very controlling. He is still friends with his ex-fiance, one of the close friends I don't get along with, and lately has been pissed that he and I have such a good relationship because she and her dude don't and he just got her pregnant. So... speculate!
All four of you should go on the Jerry Springer show.
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I'm just saying that she is pissed at us, and treating him like crap, causing him to further stress because they were good friends, and is upset that we have a good relationship, and thus complaining to him that that he is such a jerk because he has moved on and found something good for him, whereas she has locked herself in a relationship she finds undesirable, and is taking that out on us. This is causing stress on our relationship.
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I am a senior in high school who plans to attend college during the fall semester this year. I live in Kansas and have had no meaningful relationships while in high school.
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I'm just saying that she is pissed at us, and treating him like crap, causing him to further stress because they were good friends, and is upset that we have a good relationship, and thus complaining to him that that he is such a jerk because he has moved on and found something good for him, whereas she has locked herself in a relationship she finds undesirable, and is taking that out on us. This is causing stress on our relationship.
Yeah all I needed was the last sentence, but it'll play in.
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OK ok OK.
I was 22-23 in 2009. I was single the whole while. I think there were only two girls but I could be forgetting something/one.
I was a math student, I lived in southern Ontario, and I kind of lost interest in life for a while.
A friend asked me a few weeks ago if I'd ever kissed a guy and my response was 'I don't think so, but I can't be sure. Probably not'.
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I've been with my boy a little over 8.5 years, and been married not quite a year and a half. I'll be 24 next week.
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I broke up with my ex in July and got asked out by three friends within two weeks after aforementioned breakup, turned them all down, and had to refrain from hanging out with them or talking to them as much anymore on account of none of them taking no for an answer. I live in a house with a roommate but that house is about 20 minutes' drive from any of my local friends. I am currently in Glasgae for Hogmanay.
You turned down the three friends because they were either creepy nice guy "but I've been your friend for so long" type dudes, or fat, or maybe just good friends and you didn't want to ruin the friendship but that is a bullshit excuse. You fucked two other guys in the course of the year, post boyfriend I mean, and they were alright, but not exciting, except one of them was like real good. You're gonna bone or already boned one of the british boarders while you're in Glasgae, I'd guess roddy cuz he is good at that kinda thing and not scared to approach a lady but maybe you already boned the other one. The sex with the ex boy was good, you broke it off because it just wasn't going anywhere and you needed more from your life.
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i live with my parents. i work overtime every week selling computers to people who yell at me seemingly all the time for no apparent reason. i am willingly spending new year's eve AND new year's day on my computer, alone, working on application forms instead of getting drunk with friends. i kind of dress like a dude. most people think i'm gay.
Wait, you aren't gay? AH, AH, AH. No but seriously, you probably had sex three times this entire year, all with different people, none of which were exactly tender and caring but you were either drunk enough or desperate enough that just getting fucked was good enough at the time. You do sell yourself short though cuz you're totally a pretty girl, but I guess going out and meeting boys is kinda scary, or at least I find meeting girls scary so there's that. It's also possible you had a brief relationship at some point this year that didn't go great but whatever.
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I dated this one girl in college, ten years ago. That lasted three months, and I broke up with here when I realized it wasn't that great. Have thought about dating lots of women since then, but never acted on it. Nearly made out with my friend's fiancee two years ago while drunk, but we didn't. I live alone.
You jerk off too much, and probably do most of it to Hentai. You don't have a sex life doggo why you gotta depress and misery up my thread? You probably spend hours out of every day browsing the casual encounters section on your local craigslist personals looking for a match that would fuck you, but you never act on it when you find one, either because you're still to moralistic to go for it, or because you get shy when they ask for cock pictures. Bite the bullet and get your fucking dick wet.
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years last August, then we continued to fuck until December. Now I lust over the girl behind the music counter and am working up the courage to tell her she's really cute.
Last August? Like August 2khate? why the fuck do I care about shit that doesn't have anything to do with this year? If you meant this year than the continuation of the fucking was stupid because you trapped yourself in a completely physical relationship where you used each other but both pretended you had the power(she did. She almost always does.) and wasted the time you could have spent moving on trapped in a stupid waste of time. Unless you work with the girl at the music counter you shouldn't ask her out that shit is fucking lame, but you should totally keep rubbing your dick raw every night while you think about how much you'd love to have her lips wrapped firmly around your cock. If you meant last year and it's taken you almost a year to get the courage to even tell a girl behind a counter she's cute, then I doubt you're getting much ass anyway.
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Am currently dating a really sexy lawyer who is 12/13 years older than I am, things are going really great with this current one so it seems like it might last a while. Before this guy I slept with over 10 boys and prior to that I was in two very serious very long term relationships(3 years and 1year respectively).
See I know way too much about your sex life as is to bother with this. You're gonna start cutting each other at some point this year though, assuming you don't leave him, which you totally should, dammit.
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I'm engaged to this girl I've been with for five and some years. We plan to move in together next year.
Why the fuck aren't you married, anyway. Five fucking years and you're engaged and you don't even live together? Let me guess, at least 1, as many as 3 of those years were spent in a long distance thing where you saw each other occasionally and now you're scared to move too fast in case being around each other all the time actually fucks things up more than it makes things better. I guess not living together probably makes sex more exciting, cuz right now you can pretend you're not fucking every night because of different schedules/requirements, not because you probably wouldn't be at this point in your relationship anyway. You occasionally fantasize about girls from this message board while jerking it when she isn't around. She has cheated on you once in the last 5 years.
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i've been dating the same guy for nearly 4 years and the internet doesn't approve of him. we currently live in the same city, and things between us are reasonably decent.
Who cares about the fucking internet? It's probably just dudes who wanna get in your pants hating. The fact that your are stressing that you CURRENTLY live in the same city is funny to me, don't most people in relationships live in the same city? And reasonably decent? You're not getting fucked right, clearly. If things were good, you'd be saying good. If things were bad, I dunno maybe you'd end it or maybe you thrive on mediocre sex and unsatisfying relationships. I bet this is like, the third dude you ever dated and the fourth you ever fucked, so you don't really know what you're missing. There's a whole wide world of dick out there that is just waiting for you, and it's almost 100% that some of those dicks are gonna make you feel way better than reasonably decent. Then again maybe the sex is the only thing keeping you together, and he rails you just right. Straight balls to the wall, back scratching face slapping porn star sex. Or you peg the fuck out of him with a strapon, which you sort of enjoy for the feeling of power, but you're pretty convinced he's actually gay, but he has a good job.
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I am dating a boy, but I am often confused for a lesbian because I have dressed in drag and like unicorns, aliens, kittens, and horror movies.
Edit because I forgot "and".
I don't care that you are confused for a lesbian! Stop telling me about your lives outside of fucking, fuck. It's not really meaningful at all. Anyway you fuck this boy I guess but with the lights off because you both have body image issues, and you're afraid to get really buck with it. It's not a bad thing though, you enjoy vanilla ice cream as well, and your turkey and mayo sandwiches are always made on white bread. So at least you're comfortable, but you'll enjoy yourself a lot more if you blow up the box and get a little crazy, since being afraid of your own sexuality is stupid. I am willing to admit the potential of wrongness here, as I always am, but I don't think so this time. Unicorns and kittens make you sound a little afraid to grow up, although the horror movies could mean you're into bloodfucking. I suggest you watch Night of the Creeps with him, and then bone in the flickering blue light of other people's deaths. I think it could be good for you.
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hi im ruyi!!!!!!!!!
Never been in a relationship. Have only ever fooled around with a few dudes I didn't stay in touch with.
I plan on asking a guy out when the semester starts, later in January.
Ruyi you are like, 3 steps form pimpin ninjas. You don't stay in touch with the boys because they suck, and why the hell should you? Boys suck, and you know it, but you're still optimisitc. You grew up too fast and skipped the cutesy high school style training wheels relationships which are so important, which puts you in a weird position because you're smart enough to understand how relationships work on an intellectual level and can't understand why those knowedges don't transfer over into your actual life. But yeah you're probably a virgin, initially because you wanted to hold on to it until someone who meant something came along, but now you're in college and losing it and you kinda just wanna get fucked, but you're still too classy to just go to a party get wasted and bang some fratbro. Which is good! Best of luck asking that boy out though, real talk.
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I live in constant fear of cooties.
Which is why you jerk off chronically in your plain white room, alone, wearing latex gloves soaked in hand sanitizer for lube. It doesn't work that well, but you've managed to convince yourself that you enjoy the burning pain you feel in your dick, and that the constantly inflamed red skin color your penis has taken on is more of a healthy sheen. You masturbate almost exclusively to pictures of fat muddy chicks wrestling and moshing at events like the gathering of the juggalos, not because you identify it, but those "dirty dirty girls" make you feel a little bit alive, and the shame you feel makes the burning in your cock from the sanitizer seem a little more justified, as you cleanse your self of the shame even in the middle of the act.
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I'm 23 years old, single and also bisexual. Do it.
Man you are a cool guy, I am sure you're getting lots of ass. I am gonna say 6 boys, 3 girls in 2009. I am going higher on the boys cuz you are kind of an effeminate dude, and not a lot of chicks are into that over here, but then you are not here and I don't know your cultures sexx lawz. Either way there hasn't been anyone special in a while, but at least two of the guys were significant enough that you both topped and bottomed with them, whereas the girls were less of a big deal but you were psyched for a change of pace. I imagine you're a tender lover, which the girls were psyched on, and 3 of the boys liked the small whimpering noises you made while they fucked you. The girls were not super hot, one was really androgynous though which I am kinda into, and one was pretty fat, but you were either drunk or on drugs so you don't feel bad about it anway. None of them were strangers, because you're a pretty shy dude! That shyness could decrease your number but I'd rather think of you as a bavarian indie sex priest.
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First page done, sit on it bitches.
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19 and straight. I think my hairline might be receding, but it's probably too soon to tell. Currently single. Hit me.
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I am 21, still live in my parents basement, work full time and go to college full time. I am also in the US Naval Reserves. I have been dating a 24 y/o active duty Navy guy for 8 months (though we've known each other since 2007) and he is stationed in Italy.
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Stuff.
White bread is boring, mayo is disgusting, and I am not afraid of my sexuality, but you are right about the unicorns and stuff. I will give your horror movie thing a shot.
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I am 15, bisexual, been in two relationships this year and I am a pretty hardcore member of the drama club. Do me.
siq quoted!
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I'm engaged to this girl I've been with for five and some years. We plan to move in together next year.
Why the fuck aren't you married, anyway. Five fucking years and you're engaged and you don't even live together? Let me guess, at least 1, as many as 3 of those years were spent in a long distance thing where you saw each other occasionally... She has cheated on you once in the last 5 years.
fuck man the first part of your post to him was a pretty accurate description of my relationship, and then you have to go and make me paranoid that she cheated on me while I was living in NYC.
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You turned down the three friends because they were either creepy nice guy "but I've been your friend for so long" type dudes, or fat, or maybe just good friends and you didn't want to ruin the friendship but that is a bullshit excuse. You fucked two other guys in the course of the year, post boyfriend I mean, and they were alright, but not exciting, except one of them was like real good. You're gonna bone or already boned one of the british boarders while you're in Glasgae, I'd guess roddy cuz he is good at that kinda thing and not scared to approach a lady but maybe you already boned the other one. The sex with the ex boy was good, you broke it off because it just wasn't going anywhere and you needed more from your life.
The first bit is pretty accurate! I am impressed. Also I wish that the bit about me breaking it off with my ex "because it just wasn't going anywhere" and me simply needing more from my life was true. Sigh.
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he dumped you? that dick!
Joe she did.
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FUCK YOU
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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No, I dumped him because he thought I owed him sex or whatever in exchange for his emotional intimacy since that was so difficult for him and he'd never really done it before. I felt like his mother because that is all I got in return, so I broke up with him. I hate children and have never wanted them and my boyfriend is supposed to be my partner, not my offspring. Ugh.
However, it still sucked and it still makes me sad. Ho hum.
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You should listen to the song Momma's Boy by elizabeth and the catapult it is awesome.
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And relevant!
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Aw, you flatter me. Also yeah boys totally suck!
you're smart enough to understand how relationships work on an intellectual level and can't understand why those knowedges don't transfer over into your actual life
Nah, I do get that I can't "think" my way past experience.
Best of luck asking that boy out though, real talk.
Thanks Kieffer!
You got it right but I'm sure you expected that cos you're a smartie.
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Which is why you jerk off chronically in your plain white room, alone, wearing latex gloves soaked in hand sanitizer for lube. It doesn't work that well, but you've managed to convince yourself that you enjoy the burning pain you feel in your dick, and that the constantly inflamed red skin color your penis has taken on is more of a healthy sheen. You masturbate almost exclusively to pictures of fat muddy chicks wrestling and moshing at events like the gathering of the juggalos, not because you identify it, but those "dirty dirty girls" make you feel a little bit alive, and the shame you feel makes the burning in your cock from the sanitizer seem a little more justified, as you cleanse your self of the shame even in the middle of the act.
you know me better than I know myself
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oh man. this thread is mostly fantastic.
in 2009 i broke things off with my long-time boyfriend, moved back in with my parents & got fat. sooo not much to speculate on, sorry
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Kieffer, I just moved into an absolutely beautiful downtown apartment about a five-minute drive from the university and three blocks away from the cool person bar.
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Dude you'll be dating Winona Ryder in no time.
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i haven't rubbed my dick raw
yet
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Have you tried brillo?
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Dude you'll be dating Winona Ryder in no time.
Update: Where the fuck is all my expensive stuff?
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Wanted: Sex with someone, im so desperate any swamp monster will do like harry or even jace.
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any swamp monster will do like harry
Hey what the hell man, my barber's on holiday and it's been thirty-seven degrees centigrade over here. Gimme a break.
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Kieffer stop projecting your cutting fantasies on me and my partner, I realize that we're sexy and you're single but stop it, it's weird.
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You jerk off too much, and probably do most of it to Hentai. You don't have a sex life doggo why you gotta depress and misery up my thread? You probably spend hours out of every day browsing the casual encounters section on your local craigslist personals looking for a match that would fuck you, but you never act on it when you find one, either because you're still to moralistic to go for it, or because you get shy when they ask for cock pictures. Bite the bullet and get your fucking dick wet.
Pretty good, except for the Hentai and craisgslist parts. You're bang on about the stubborn moralistic streak, though.
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your fucking dick
Not the other one, it's easy to get them confused.
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You jerk off too much, and probably do most of it to Hentai. You don't have a sex life doggo why you gotta depress and misery up my thread? You probably spend hours out of every day browsing the casual encounters section on your local craigslist personals looking for a match that would fuck you, but you never act on it when you find one, either because you're still to moralistic to go for it, or because you get shy when they ask for cock pictures. Bite the bullet and get your fucking dick wet.
Pretty good, except for the Hentai and craisgslist parts. You're bang on about the stubborn moralistic streak, though.
Well yeah you're not gonna admit to it, but I'm right.
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i've been dating the same guy for nearly 4 years and the internet doesn't approve of him. we currently live in the same city, and things between us are reasonably decent.
Who cares about the fucking internet? It's probably just dudes who wanna get in your pants hating. The fact that your are stressing that you CURRENTLY live in the same city is funny to me, don't most people in relationships live in the same city? And reasonably decent? You're not getting fucked right, clearly. If things were good, you'd be saying good. If things were bad, I dunno maybe you'd end it or maybe you thrive on mediocre sex and unsatisfying relationships. I bet this is like, the third dude you ever dated and the fourth you ever fucked, so you don't really know what you're missing. There's a whole wide world of dick out there that is just waiting for you, and it's almost 100% that some of those dicks are gonna make you feel way better than reasonably decent. Then again maybe the sex is the only thing keeping you together, and he rails you just right. Straight balls to the wall, back scratching face slapping porn star sex. Or you peg the fuck out of him with a strapon, which you sort of enjoy for the feeling of power, but you're pretty convinced he's actually gay, but he has a good job.
amusing, but mostly inaccurate. except for enjoying the feeling of power, that's pretty much right on.
i mentioned the whole internet not approving thing because really it's just james, who may or may not have had real crush-type feelings for me at some point but now we just kind of joke about it.
i mentioned living in the same city because we did the long distance thing for two years and that was difficult and i complained about it in the old relationship thread, and i wanted to point out that this is no longer the case, because if you read those posts your predictions would be way different!
"reasonably decent" is kind of an understatement because i'm just not the type to openly swoon over a dude i'm practically married to. but i can't actually picture myself being seriously involved with anyone else and i could be fucking other people but i'm usually not, so maybe that is a sign that he is the one i'm meant to settle down with or some silly thing like that.
(also we had AWESOME new year's sex. seriously)
now predict what will happen in 2010, go.
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bavarian indie sex priest.
I really, honestly think Negative Creep should change his user title to this. Really, like now.
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I'd rather not dwell on the past; are we talking about the new year yet?
If so, my genitals are always ship-shape, I will have sex with people from all sorts of walks of life, and I tend towards bedroom eyes and pining.
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my genitals are always ship-shape
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2332883671_781d050425.jpg)
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Do you think I could somehow procure a very small hat that looks like that?
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yup totally possible i know a guy who knows a guy
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Right now I'm in a really enjoyable relationship with a girl I met at the end of July. I'm 22, I've been out of college for a year and a half, and I spent last fall traveling in Hawaii. My primary interests revolve around Burning Man and the associated community.
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my partner
usage of this term should be punishable by death, or at least really hard noogies.
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what's wrong with partner?
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It just makes me squirm, I just plain don't like it at a base level.
It's also pretty unnecessary? I don't like adding words to the lexicon when there are plenty of others that do the job in a far more precise fashion.
Also it's ambiguous and this usage kind of ruins the non-romantic connotations that it used to get used in, like denoting a business partnership etc.
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why? a lot of straight people use it in the same way as gay people do, like when straight people don't get married because they feel it's not fair. my experience with the use of partner in the gay community is as someone who is more than a boyfriend or girlfriend, someone who you would love to call your husband or wife if you could. someone you are looking forward to and someone who you are expecting to spend the rest of your life with. Not sure if she is using it like that though; I'm just curious about why you don't like it.
(you've pretty much answered it i guess) (stupid two new replies)
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Also it's ambiguous and this usage kind of ruins the non-romantic connotations that it used to get used in, like denoting a business partnership etc.
Why oh why oh why (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtaPaQwSQPA&feature=related)
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fuck off arse bandit
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Also it's ambiguous and this usage kind of ruins the non-romantic connotations that it used to get used in, like denoting a business partnership etc.
Why oh why oh why (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtaPaQwSQPA&feature=related)
Valid point, but all comedy aside I think it's pretty easy to tell which usage of "gay" yr using by context. "Partner" is far more ambiguous and just awkward as hell, imo.
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I fail to see any problem with using the word partner to refer to someone who is your partner. It doesn't involve highjacking the word for a different meaning as gay suffered, and any ambiguity over whether they are a life partner or a business partner is trivially resolved by context.
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I am not a fan of that use of the term either, it just sounds awkward. Although, as with most things in life it's only awkward if you think it is (does that make sense?)
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I fail to see any problem with using the word partner to refer to someone who is your partner. It doesn't involve highjacking the word for a different meaning as gay suffered, and any ambiguity over whether they are a life partner or a business partner is trivially resolved by context.
I did business with my partner. And then we had sex.
Contexualize that.
(Pfft)
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Was it sex business
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Hm. I guess it's good because: other terms are gender-specific. Even if you personally don't care for being gender-neutral, you could agree that at the very least, there are certain contexts where it is A Good Thing for people to avoid indicating the gender of their partner, e.g. conversatin' with conservative family friends and being able to omit rather than lie. The thing is, this only works if the convention of using 'partner' is adopted by people in straight relationships as well, because otherwise, it'd be obvious that anyone not specifying 'girl-' or 'boyfriend' was queer.
Also idk man, if you think about it 'girlfriend' and 'boyfriend' are pretty strange terms too?? I have a relationship with this person that is specifically romantic in nature, so I'm just going to prefix the term 'friend' with 'girl' or 'boy,' words that connotes youthfulness and immaturity. In other words 'girl'/'boy' are terms that designates the sexual aspect :? and I mean, yeah this is probably related to calling yer beau 'baby'. Anyways from this BS nonsense I just typed it seems that perhaps the terms 'girlfriend' and 'boyfriend' reinforce the notion that without marriage, intimate relations are somehow juvenile or immature as they are still in the domain of young people, or conversely that only young people do not marry.
But ultimately I am probably inclined to justify the use of 'partner' because I do happen to hear it used pretty often and thus find it familiar :)
In conclusion language is strange!!
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Oh btw Just To Clarify My Thoughts (cos I know yall were wonderin 8-)): I don't think people should stop calling the one they are sweet on 'girlfriend' or 'boyfriend' -- I just think it's worth recognizing that the terminology is not necessarily default or natural!
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This is probably a good time to mention that I just now recall actually taking the opposite position to the one I am taking in this thread in a discussion with my parents on the same subject. In other words, I am a ridiculous, irrational Contrarian whose only real conviction lay in my knee-jerk impulse to disagree with every one, all the time, in as arrogant a manner as possible! #hahawoo
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I'm 17, openly dating a 22 year old college senior who lives in Boston. I smoke a lot of weed and don't like large parties.
Go.
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Speaking of weird terms for pre-marital romantic/sexual relationships... my dad, for whatever reason, refuses to call my boyfriend my "boyfriend." In the Christmas letter last year, he called him my "POSSLQ" (person of opposite sex sharing living quarters; specifically indicates a sexual relationship, which I should think would make my Catholic grandmother even more uncomfortable than "boyfriend"); this year he called him my "significant other."
I guess he might be thinking along Ruyi's lines--i.e. we've been living together for a while, so perhaps he's searching for a term that's less "juvenile"? Honestly, though, it just ends up feeling like he's trying to make our relationship something it isn't: he tried to get us to get "pre-engaged" (seriously, wtf?) before we moved in together.
My point being, I guess, that probably your best bet is to just respect whatever term people choose to use for themselves rather than trying to define their relationship for them?
it's only awkward if you think it is (does that make sense?)
(yes)
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Why the fuck aren't you married, anyway. Five fucking years and you're engaged and you don't even live together? Let me guess, at least 1, as many as 3 of those years were spent in a long distance thing where you saw each other occasionally and now you're scared to move too fast in case being around each other all the time actually fucks things up more than it makes things better. I guess not living together probably makes sex more exciting, cuz right now you can pretend you're not fucking every night because of different schedules/requirements, not because you probably wouldn't be at this point in your relationship anyway. You occasionally fantasize about girls from this message board while jerking it when she isn't around. She has cheated on you once in the last 5 years.
Argh! I hates you.
Not really.
Actually, my college experience kind of got prolonged (or whatever the English term might be) so I'm waiting to finish it and make an honest woman out of her. About the cheating, hem.. I'm not so paranoid. But , all in all, good guess - not accurate, but quite good.
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my dad, for whatever reason, refuses to call my boyfriend my "boyfriend."
At first my mom would introduce my girlfriend to people as my "friend." I had to straighten that one out real quick.
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Ah but the opposite reaction is equally distressing. My mother makes such an exaggerated stress on the word "girlfriend" when introducing or referring to my girlfriend in the company of her friends, that I can't help thinking that previously she had been referring to me behind my back as "my son who couldn't get a girlfriend to save his life". In fact, I am fairly certain that this was the case. My mother is not fond of me, but then, it's traditional for english mothers to despise their sons.
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whenever i read "partner" i read it in a john wayne voice. i guess this sometimes makes john wayne gay in my mind.
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i really wish never quite goth would post in this thread.
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i really wish for the accelerated heat death of the universe
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i guess this sometimes makes john wayne gay in my mind.
Also the way he walks like he's a bit distressed between the buttocks.
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How about that! My new pick-up line.
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Plus his real name is Marion
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bavarian indie sex priest.
I really, honestly think Negative Creep should change his user title to this. Really, like now.
I probably would do that if I was, indeed, bavarian. Or had more sex, for that matter. But sadly the professor was not quite correct in his speculations.
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I was in a relationship with a girl from November of 2008 up until August of '09. Fooled around with one girl since, but didn't pursue it because she didn't turn out to be particularly interesting as a person.
I was in New York from January to March of '09, interning on a television show.
I had a mustache from November to December of '09.
I believe this is all the pertinent information you'll need.
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i really wish never quite goth would post in this thread.
word
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Plus his real name is Marion
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2875/marion.png)
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I was always pretty disappointed that Kieffer didn't finish this thread.
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I also got punched by a dude because his wife made out with me.
Let's both move to New York and become roommates.
i still mean this