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seriously people what are you doing?
why do you guys gotta do things like this?
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seriously though what gives
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Huh?
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come the fuck on
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Don't play stupid. What is going on up here?
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I... I did it for the greater good!
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I believe what happened is a Spambot got past the safeguards and managed to post on the QC Discussion Forum.
Looks like the Hosties have managed to clear it out now though.
And if it wasn't a Spambot but a Spammer, the moron's been size 14ed off the Forum.
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I retract my statement.
You were talking about the spambot?
How the heck am I supposed to know what the hell is going on up here?
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That's what you get for missing Briefings
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What briefings? What fucking briefings? What the hell is this, anyway?!
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This is Sparta?
Also, yes, what the heck are these "briefings"?!
I did not receive that memo.
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As I recall, it wasn't that a spambot got past the filters, it's that a hacker got an account and then planted a spambot. The account that was spamming was formed months ago and had no posts.
As I recall.
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You know what we are talking about and it ain't spambots! You hardballin me kid? HUH? I WILL KILL A CHILD EVERY 30 MINUTES UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON UP HERE!
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You know what's even worse? I think the spambot planted malware in those friggin' posts. I didn't realize it but I had a bunch of Trojans stuck in my hard drive - and I'm not talking about what Pintsize has in the cushions of Marten's couch.
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So what is that now, 14, going on 15 children? I still do not know what you are talking about.
You want to punish someone punish ME.
Stop taking it out on the children, Jace. Stop it.
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look dudes i didn't even know you guys got spambots up here. that shit is like, internet forum crabs.
guys guys the point is, what the fuck goes on up here?!?!?! like, what on earth are you all doing?
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Shipping all the characters, duh.
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*Throws down Lightning Bolts*
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This subforum is scarier than the serious discussion one. I venture here when I'm bored and it's occasionally scarring.
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Shipping all the characters to China so they can work for Nike, duh.
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Lemme get this straight (or not, no offense to the LGBTerrific! crowd);
Sean and Jayce, despite having over 2000 posts each to these forums, want to know what's going on ... in these ... forums ...
OK, something's not working here. Any help?
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People like them tend to avoid this area like the plague. Probably for a good reason.
I normally only come in here on occasion to make a joke and subsequently get called an arse. It's kinda fun!
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Coming in here is like eating Caviar, rare and pointless to do.
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They always talk about some comic strip, too. I mean I
love despise Marmaduke as much as the next guy but registering on a forum and posting about it? That's just plain weird.
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Coming in here is like eating Caviar, rare and pointless to do.
More like driving a Rolls-Royce, then.
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carl e you do not post on my forum.
we are like different planets dude.
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Sean, Jace, whats going 'up' in here is my urge to kill... you have been warned!
DUN DUN DAHHHHHH!!!!
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Sean and Jayce, despite having over 2000 posts each to these forums, want to know what's going on ... in these ... forums ...
I dunno about Sean, but I am really high on coke, heroin and/or meth like 95% of the time I show up here.
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so it your fault i always knew i'm innocent you molested those readers
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carl e you do not post on my forum.
we are like different planets dude.
Yeah, I got that.
I don't troll your forums, either. Sort of a "good neighbor" policy.
Coming in here is like eating Caviar, rare and pointless to do.
Maybe so, but at least you usually "participate" in the conversations in here, Zombiedude!
I dunno about Sean, but I am really high on coke, heroin and/or meth like 95% of the time I show up here.
Explains a lot, really.
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I don't troll your forums, either. Sort of a "good neighbor" policy.
My uncle said he was gonna burn down his neighbor's house if she ever came on his property again. I feel like that is a good neighbor policy.
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what the hell is wrong with you people?!?!
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Feels relevant.
(http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/what_the_shit_is_going_on.jpg)
:-D
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I wonder what he's like in real life.
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I wonder what he's like in real life.
Who, question mark guy? Jace's Uncle Bob? The apparent spammer?
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Question Mark Guy aka Matthew Lesko (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lesko).
For those of you outside the U. S. of A., Lesko makes these really annoying late-night commercials in which he's selling a book that tells you how to get free money from the US Govt.
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That guy bugs the crap outta me.
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It's OK. The mugger took that picture right before he shot the guy.
True story.
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Question Mark Guy aka Matthew Lesko (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lesko).
For those of you outside the U. S. of A., Lesko makes these really annoying late-night commercials in which he's selling a book that tells you how to get free money from the US Govt.
Thank you. I thought it was The Riddler after he got out of Arkham and retired to Florida.
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Pretty close, actually.
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Lemme get this straight (or not, no offense to the LGBTerrific! crowd);
Sean and Jayce, despite having over 2000 posts each to these forums, want to know what's going on ... in these ... forums ...
OK, something's not working here. Any help?
Well, I've got over a thousand, and I certainly don't know. I simply act like I do. As in most endeavors, it suffices.
And Matthew Lesko is the Riddler. I know this because "Matthew Lesko" is an anagram for "Walks The Tome." Which is what he does in those commercials, all over D.C. Fiendishly clever, wot?
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This thread has made my day.
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In
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That's what it's all about.
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Not until you shake.
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What does West Virginia have to do with this?
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Not until you shake.
Shake Djibouti?
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No, no no. Shake it all about.
Anyway, that's a misspelling: it's Sheik Yerbouti.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Sheik_Yerbouti.jpeg)
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OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!?!
That is all.
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you know you guys never answered my question
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Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?
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Colonel, you don't have to answer.
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you know you guys never answered my question
Maybe if you actually asked one, you'd get an answer.
You know, something well defined, that other people could understand.
Unfortunately, "What the hell is going on up here?" only has undirected pronouns for reference, so all you've done is confuse the crowd, and they don't always react well to being confused. Surprisingly, a few decent puns and cultural references have come out of the resulting thread anyway, so it wasn't a total loss to the rest of us.
Could've been worse.
Now, what was your question again?
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Shall we send for Jeremy Paxman?
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No, no, no...We need Babwah Wawa*. She gets the answers and makes 'em cry.
*Barbara Walters
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i love this thread
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Look, I want to clear this up now. The midget giving me directions didn't know how to translate swahili to japanese so we had a slight feedback loop which might explain that odd sound of a hippopotamus eating a tuba player.
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Um... OK? We... We didn't know about that until you just now told us.
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Oh, we knew. I was watching.
The hippopotamus seemed pleased.
The tuba player, less so.
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i love this thread
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Boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada,
Boom-de-yada, boom-de-yada!
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That's...not the sound I would expect a hippopotamus eating a tuba player to create. Of course, I cannot in all all honesty say I do know what I expect, but here's a go:
BoOOMPH! nom nom BoOOMPH! nom nom BoOOMPH! nom nom Bo…Hey! Cut th—Aieee! nom nom
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you all owe me a personal apology for yr behavior in this thread.
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you owe us all a personal apology for this thread
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I'd be the guy who follows fat people around while playing a tuba
I'd be that guy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=few3c3t9DpU&feature=related
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Nice, but I don't hear the tubas.
BTW, how do you fix a broken tuba?
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Call a tuba repairman
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No, silly.
With a tuba glue.
[rimshot]
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Carl, you've glued my palm to my face.
i mean itit wont cime off.
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oh man this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=few3c3t9DpU&feature=related
yr doin it wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydVp-2B8qlw)
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Oh, goddammit. I don't have enough embarassing lady names for the people in this thread.
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wink wink nudge nudge (http://www.surebaby.com/names.php)
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SECTORS 4 AND 5 HAVE BEEN FLOODED, REPEAT, SECTORS 4 AND 5 HAVE BEEN FLOODED. ALL CLASS A AND CLASS B PERSONNEL ARE TO IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO SECTOR 1 TO RECEIVE GASMASKS. REPEAT, ALL CLASS A AND CLASS B PERSONNEL ARE TO IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO SECTOR 1 TO RECEIVE GASMASKS. CLASS A AND CLASS B PERSONNEL ARE TO THEN RENDEZVOUS AT SECTOR 12 ESCAPE-POD TERMINALS.
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Hey, wait a minute, what are the Class C and D personnel s'posed to do?
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Accidentally die horribly in a horribly deadly accident.
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ALL CLASS C AND D PERSONNEL WILL NOW REPORT TO SECTOR 10 WHERE THE REAL ESCAPE PODS ARE - REPEAT, ALL CLASS C AND D PERSONNEL WILL NOW REPORT TO SECTOR 10 WHERE THE REAL ESCAPE PODS ARE.
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ALL CLASS C PERSONNEL ARE TO IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO THE NEAREST AIRLOCK.
ATTENTION: SECTOR 9 HAS BEEN JETTISONED DUE TO FATAL SYSTEM ERROR NO. 0320A. ALL CLASS D PERSONNEL ARE PRESUMED DEAD.
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Forget it, I'm staying put!
Besides, I got no class... XD
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ATTENTION: CAPTAIN CARL-E IS PRESUMED DEAD. THE CAPTAIN'S GASMASK IS STILL IN EMERGENCY MATERIALS TERMINAL UNIT R . RESCUE-TEAM IS TO RENDEZVOUS AT CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS IN SECTOR 2 IMMEDIATELY.
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Presumed dead?? Oh come on...
Wait, that means...
I'm free. Free!! No more obligations, no more debts, no more reviews, no more back-stabbing junior officers, I can start life over! Just aim this personal transport to a sector with loose labor laws so I don't need my Galactic ID, I know enough to merchant marine on any trader!
All I need now is a new avatar...
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CAPTAIN CARL-E HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A DESERTER. PERMISSION TO SHOOT ON SIGHT GRANTED.
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If Captain Carl-E is the deserter, why are we supposed to shoot this "On Sight" fellow? I mean, Cap'n E deserves shooting just because of the tab he stuck the engineering crew with on Eroticon 5, but I never even heard of anyone named "Sight" on this ship.
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SUPPLIES PURCHASED ON EROTICON 5 WERE OF A HIGHLY PERSONAL NATURE. TO HAVE USED SHIP CREDITS FOR SUCH ITEMS WOULD HAVE BEEN HIGHLY UNACCEPTABLE, IRRESPONSIBLE, AND MORALLY QUESTIONABLE. THE CREW OF THE NORMANDY WERE IN NO WAY OBLIGATED TO BUY ANYTHING DURING THEIR STAY ON THE PLANET, AND TO BLAME THE CAPTAIN FOR ANY FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES RESULTING FROM SAID PURCHASES WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE IN THE EXTREME. ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS AT DISCUSSION OF THIS MATTER WITH ANY SHIP OFFICIALS WILL RESULT IN A WEEK WITHOUT PAY AND INCREASINGLY HARSH DISCIPLINARY MEASURES ACCORDING TO THE NUMBER OF PREVIOUS OCCURRENCES. THE CAPTAIN IS FRANKLY SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR COMPLAINTS AND IS ASHAMED OF YOUR INABILITY TO ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.*
*FUCK YOU FORUM I HAD ALL THAT TYPED OUT MAN FUCK YOUUUUUUUU WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE IT WHEN I REFRESHED MAN WHYYYYYYYYYY
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Forget it, I'm staying put!
Besides, I got no class... XD
So you are not among the class E personnel?
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We do not speak of the Class E personnel. That was a long time ago, and those here who were part of the team back then can tell you how traumatic of an experience it was. The memory of Class E shall live on in our hearts, but it is not productive at all to dwell on past mistakes; we have learned from that particular one. Learned much indeed.
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ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT EXCESSIVE USE AND VIEWING OF SCROLLING MARQUE TEXT IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR VISUAL ACUITY - THE KLINGON BOARD OF HEALTH HAS THEREFORE DECLARED IT AN OFFENCE WITH A PENALTY OF 20 YEARS AT RURA PENTHE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND QUAP'LA
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Have any sources to back up that medical claim, Kugai?
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"A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct."
Translated into Klingon, this means, "I don't what the hell is going on up here, either."
Translated into Elvish, this means, "Go not to the Elves for advice, for they will tell you both yes and no."
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This ain't the blog thread, Patrick
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Ed get back to work doing what I did with those faces
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Launching a thousand ships?
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You all need to stop trying to be witty.
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Haya fellas!
Been AFK for a few days, what'd I miss?
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(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/20229000/ngbbs4ae2d79d92aab.jpg)
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I'm lost. Which thread do I go to if I want to talk about which QC girl I want to bang the most?
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I prefer this one:
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/Zingoleb/Son.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/Good_morning_son.jpg)
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I'm lost. Which thread do I go to if I want to talk about which QC girl I want to bang the most?
You make your own - then people come and mess it up.
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Come on guys, stick to the original topic.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/Good_morning_son.jpg)
Worst. Santa. EVAR.
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Look at the bright side, you're at least Santa's son.
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Kenny Rogers is into buttsecks
Who knew
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His son, apparently.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/Good_morning_son.jpg)
Worst. Santa. EVAR.
Quoting pictures only a few posts above is what the hell is going on up here.
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(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.90e1503b52.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?90e1503b52.jpg)
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Now he looks like a contortionist who always wears long pants when outdoors.
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Want to make that picture better? Change "son" to "dad".