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Title: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Mar 2010, 23:33: Well if you do, it's your lucky day, cuz I'm drinking again!
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Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Mar 2010, 23:35: (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7015/tarantinofistpump.gif)
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Mar 2010, 23:39: Hey look at this girl.

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs480.ash1/26303_409535260357_552105357_5434986_2583572_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Mar 2010, 23:40: I am gonna try to be better though, honestly.
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Post by: Kugai on 21 Mar 2010, 23:42: So, you're not as think as you drunk you are?
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Post by: Something Witty on 21 Mar 2010, 23:43: I liked it better when you didn't.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 06:11: nope, that was way before my time.
but keep up the good drinking!

also can we make fun of that dude who is in the same photo as that girl? his sparkly headband thing is awful.
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Post by: tania on 22 Mar 2010, 06:15: hey kieffer.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 22 Mar 2010, 07:54: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/ARJUG.jpg)
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Post by: scarred on 22 Mar 2010, 09:08: Then she's not worth knowing even a little bit.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 22 Mar 2010, 16:29: Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 06:11
nope, that was way before my time.
but keep up the good drinking!

also can we make fun of that dude who is in the same photo as that girl? his sparkly headband thing is awful.

Hey fuck you that is me and my headband is awesome.

Also yeah she was kinda square but she looked good naked.
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Post by: Lines on 22 Mar 2010, 16:36: Sorry, no. Even if it's ironic, that headband is just silly.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 22 Mar 2010, 16:47: Quote from: Sam on 22 Mar 2010, 09:06
THAT GIRL DIDN'T KNOW WHO C-3PO IS!!!!

how?
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Post by: Something Witty on 22 Mar 2010, 16:50: She grew up in a box.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 18:14: Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 22 Mar 2010, 16:29
Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 06:11
nope, that was way before my time.
but keep up the good drinking!

also can we make fun of that dude who is in the same photo as that girl? his sparkly headband thing is awful.

Hey fuck you that is me and my headband is awesome.

i have much love for the rest of your outfit, but dude no. just don't.
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Post by: blanktom on 22 Mar 2010, 19:21: Personally I think the headband rocks.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 19:37: maybe if he's leighton meester in a clever disguise.

otherwise, i stand by my earlier snappy remark.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 Mar 2010, 19:45: scarred would probably like it
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Post by: viatriphop on 22 Mar 2010, 19:53: vodka 4tw
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 22 Mar 2010, 21:08: Quote from: Jeans on 22 Mar 2010, 16:39
Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 22 Mar 2010, 16:29
Also yeah she was kinda square but she looked good naked.

(http://www.maniacworld.com/Gears-of-War-Glitch.jpg)

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/gabrielmartinez90/Army-of-Two-2.png)

(http://www.mopsquad.com/movies/images/any_given_sunday.jpg)

don't understand this post.

Also my headband is amazing, you guys just don't get it. Tryna take it easy, y'all.

(http://www.houseofproducts.com/assets/product_images/product_lib/32000-32999/32091.gif)
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Post by: Lines on 22 Mar 2010, 21:11: I don't understand it either! But I would buy that headband. For a little girl. I think it's the sparkly part. Don't do sparkly and pink.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Mar 2010, 21:22: i sorta understand it.

and linds, i have to disagree. sparkly and pink could work for him, but only in small non-headband-shaped doses.
Title: Re: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 22 Mar 2010, 21:25: see three or four years ago it was a Thing to grow your hair out all shaggy and wear a headband like you have it. it pissed me off then and it still pisses me off. totally irrational but c'mon dude, shit was a trend a whiiiiile ago. why are you diggin on it so much now?
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Mar 2010, 00:34: Bitches love hippie dudes at my school.

I like the 70's look.

I like it when drunk dudes call me a faggot.

Don't like my hair uncontrolled completely, and if I wear hats everyone calls me a hipster.

Tryna get laaaaaaaaiiiiiiid.
Title: Re: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Mar 2010, 00:34: That shit ain't even sparkly, fucc.
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Post by: scarred on 23 Mar 2010, 00:51: Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 22 Mar 2010, 19:45
scarred would probably like it

wait what
Title: Re: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: iamiam on 23 Mar 2010, 08:27: you guys are just mad about the headband because he can wear it and still look pretty.

although this thread has taught me to never bang a stranger in the back of a van. they might post photos of me and talk about how i look good naked on a forum. nothing is sacred in the age of the internet!
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Post by: sean on 23 Mar 2010, 08:38: scarred you are a dirty hipster and dirty hipsters usually like things like sparkly pink headbands
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Post by: scarred on 23 Mar 2010, 11:50: oh right.
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Post by: Ptommydski on 23 Mar 2010, 12:49: I was thinking a while ago how I kind of wish I could honestly blog about shit that happens to me because it would be interesting and possibly semi-amusing but then again, if I did it a bunch of people who never talk to me ever again. A lot of people would be ultra offended and probably concerned for my well-being in general.

I guess I could do it anonymously somewhere but I get the feeling it would be very obvious that it was me. If I could go back to 16 I would write a journal every day because by now I could just publish it and it'd be a really compelling read. I'd be a social outcast forever but it'd hopefully make me rich enough not to give a shit any more.
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Post by: Something Witty on 23 Mar 2010, 13:27: If I published my journal it would be number one...

cause of suicide in teens and young adults.
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Post by: iamiam on 23 Mar 2010, 13:28: Quote from: Ptommydski on 23 Mar 2010, 12:49
I was thinking a while ago how I kind of wish I could honestly blog about shit that happens to me because it would be interesting and possibly semi-amusing but then again, if I did it a bunch of people who never talk to me ever again. A lot of people would be ultra offended and probably concerned for my well-being in general.

I guess I could do it anonymously somewhere but I get the feeling it would be very obvious that it was me. If I could go back to 16 I would write a journal every day because by now I could just publish it and it'd be a really compelling read. I'd be a social outcast forever but it'd hopefully make me rich enough not to give a shit any more.

it's been done (http://www.tuckermax.com/).
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Post by: Ballard on 23 Mar 2010, 13:35: I read through Tucker Max's book for some reason and my response gradually went from "wow this guy's a douchebag, I'd hit him in the face with a bat" to "this guy is a douchebag but he's pretty clever" to "this guy's a douchebag but he's kind of brilliant and I want to high five him"

That said, I'd sooner read and appreciate "I Hope They Serve Woodford Reserve In Hell"
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Post by: tania on 23 Mar 2010, 20:11: the reason it's weird and offends people is because public journals themselves are a really bizarre and recent phenomenon in the first place. previously people kept journals (for the most part) because they wanted a personal and private record of their own thoughts and experiences, not because they intended for other people to read it. online journals differ drastically from this in that the ulterior motive suddenly isn't to keep a personal account but to make your personal experiences into a public source of entertainment and feedback for everyone else. this is a pretty recent phenomenon and it's kind of interesting that so many people's immediate responses to important events now are to publish it in some sort of public format when the mediums for doing so barely even existed 20 or so odd years ago, people just wrote it down and somehow were content with the fact that probably no one else except them would ever read it. for now i think nearly anyone trying to maintain a blog would have a lot of trouble with regards to offending other people because we really take for granted how recent the idea of having a blog even is to begin with, the social norms regarding privacy and space and what's appropriate and so on haven't caught up yet.
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 23 Mar 2010, 20:14: Quote from: iamiam on 23 Mar 2010, 08:27
although this thread has taught me to never bang a stranger in the back of a van. they might post photos of me and talk about how i look good naked on a forum. nothing is sacred in the age of the internet!

Just yesterday my grandma was telling me about how she used to bang dudes in the backs of vans. They didn't even lock the doors in those days.
Title: Re: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: David_Dovey on 23 Mar 2010, 20:20: Quote from: Linds on 22 Mar 2010, 16:36
Sorry, no. Especially if it's ironic, that headband is just silly.

We've been over this people

Quote from: Ballard on 23 Mar 2010, 13:35
I read through Tucker Max's book for some reason and my response gradually went from "wow this guy's a douchebag, I'd hit him in the face with a bat" to "this guy is a douchebag but he's pretty clever" to "this guy's a douchebag but he's kind of brilliant and I want to high five him"

I had the same reactions in reverse
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Post by: RallyMonkey on 23 Mar 2010, 21:04: Exactly my reaction. Evidenced by the fact that I got through probably about 7 stories before hating it enough to stop.
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Post by: BrittanyMarie on 23 Mar 2010, 21:24: i kept getting more and more angry at it as i went as well, but i just kept going for some reason. i tend to do that a lot though if i hate something so much, i can't stop watching/reading/listening to it. see me reading the entire twilight saga, knowing all the words to don't stop believing etc
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Mar 2010, 23:20: So instead of talking about Tucker Max being a dick lets talk about my dick.

I think this pretty blonde girl might come over to spend the night, not so much for sexy purposes as because it is a fucking blizzard outside and I don't wanna sleep alone.

Maybe a couple kisses?
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Mar 2010, 23:33: I guess she doesn't want to walk over in the Blizzard.

Night internet.
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Post by: michaelicious on 24 Mar 2010, 06:00: That is a really sad and disappointing pair of posts. Do you wanna talk about it?

I think maybe we should talk about it.
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Post by: iamiam on 24 Mar 2010, 06:15: i think it says something about me that i didn't really feel anything particularly negative towards tucker max until i found out he was a republican. then i decided he was a total asshole.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 24 Mar 2010, 10:23: Quote from: Something Witty on 23 Mar 2010, 13:27
If I published my journal it would be number one...

cause of suicide in teens and young adults.

also, tucker max is a douche and not a clever one at that.

here is a blog that makes me go into pointless fits of nerdrage at times although it's well written in my opinion.
http://roissy.wordpress.com
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Mar 2010, 06:46: So this is the first paragraph I read on that blog and I don't know if it's just a bad example or something but how the fuck does this count as well-written:

Quote
20% of my lays were through social circle entrustments. That is, a significant minority of women I’ve banged were introduced to me, or I to them, through mutual friends, usually at house parties or mixed group gatherings at bars. Social circle game is a powerful force, most in evident during the college years, but always playing a role throughout life. It’s easy to see why this is so. Women’s eggs are a pricey commodity and they aren’t predisposed to hand over those eggs to just any random sperm wandering by. Women need to know the semen vehicle soliciting them is carrying quality seed. Sometimes they acquire the relevant information by talking with and observing the suitor; other times they rely on trusted friends to do their dirty work for them. Any man can get a huge leg up with a woman simply by being positively introduced to her through a friend of her’s, preferably a female friend, though a trusted beta orbiter male friend will also work in his favor.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Mar 2010, 06:50: it's trainwreck awful at first but then you get sucked in and read the entire archives in the hopes of one day learning to comprehend chicksperanto.

repetitive subject matter, but i am amused by his use of language and statistics.
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Post by: Ptommydski on 25 Mar 2010, 06:52: Quote from: iamiam on 24 Mar 2010, 06:15
i think it says something about me that i didn't really feel anything particularly negative towards tucker max until i found out he was a republican. then i decided he was a total asshole.

Between this dude and Dov Charney, I just realised that for a chaste young lady you are remarkably tolerant towards out and out dickasses.

Then again, I guess that should not actually surprise me that much...
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Post by: Slick on 26 Mar 2010, 14:34: Kieffer in my dream last night you had come to visit me and you were cooking roast chicken for my family for supper and it was great.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 00:59: That sounds awesome.

Bitches kiss me in my bed but still wot fuck.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 00:59: I dropped my glasses somehwere
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 01:00: fuck.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 01:00: now teting my ex, what the fuck haooened tonibbght.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 01:01: maybe I'll write a pome about it.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 01:02: pause.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Mar 2010, 01:31: Got a site you should check out kiff (http://www.xanga.com/)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Mar 2010, 01:58: No no check this one out (http://www.zombo.com)
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 07:09: Oh Shiiii
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Mar 2010, 09:09: in before the lockkkkk

GETTHERIGHTKINDOFBLOG KIEFF.

ugh why do you still fail me.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Mar 2010, 09:10: whooo fuck yeah that was post number 888. i am winning at internet.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Mar 2010, 09:17: james my dad still actually hates you so shut it. bring him a cake, then we'll talk mayyybe.

-100000 for getting dad deleted from my facebooks. fuckin' orbiter. go away.

+1 to kieff for not being james.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 14:41: Way tom drrunk for it to be 3:00
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Post by: Slick on 27 Mar 2010, 14:55: anna dad what?
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Post by: est on 27 Mar 2010, 15:09: "11 Signs He Is In Fact Your Boyfriend"

xanga gives and gives.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Mar 2010, 19:38: Well I've been drunk for 20 hours, minus sleep. Ask me questions and I will cuss at you.
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 27 Mar 2010, 19:49: Hey kieffer, i am going to be stuck one afternoon/evening in LA, what is a good place for people to eat?
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Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Mar 2010, 19:51: Hey Kieffer what is yr favourite cuss word
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Mar 2010, 10:29: Emilio, the best burger in LA is at a place called the Apple Pan. Go there. You won't regret it.

David, probably cunting. I also really love shit, but only when used in place of fuck, such as "dude, what the shit" or "shit that"
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Mar 2010, 10:30: Guys we drank 5 bottles of whiskey in like, 30 hours. Today is tough.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Mar 2010, 10:33: I think we boxed at like 1:30 p.m sometime after the Johnny walker but before the Jim Beam Rye.

I don't remember the Buellit, really.
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 28 Mar 2010, 10:40: Awesome, i am going to be using public transport from LAX, any clue on which route would get me moderately close?
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Post by: Elizzybeth on 28 Mar 2010, 13:23: This is the LA MTA trip planner (http://socaltransport.org/tm_pub_start.php). I think you'll probably be taking the Flyaway and then the 8 or 12 in Santa Monica, but it depends somewhat upon what time you want to go.

(also, as someone who grew up in LA, I feel obligated to tell you that you really don't need to take an hour-long, one-transfer bus ride to get to good food from LAX, but if that's what you want to do...)
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 28 Mar 2010, 15:18: I am going to be there 12 hours. I am open to other suggestions though.
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 29 Mar 2010, 19:16: Spent 4 hours looking for this place and it is closed on mondays
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Mar 2010, 21:10: Oh man you didn't tell me you were gonna be there on a Monday.

Sorry, E!

On the other hand, have you heard the new Dr. Dog?
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Mar 2010, 21:11: Also I am not drinking for a week at least, and think I just shat out 5 bottles of whiskey all in one go. Realllllly intense poop.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 30 Mar 2010, 01:38: Quote from: E. Spaceman on 29 Mar 2010, 19:16
Spent 4 hours looking for this place and it is closed on mondays

what the fuck kind of restaurant is closed on mondays anyway

jesus
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Post by: scarred on 30 Mar 2010, 03:11: most of them actually

at least, all the ones i work at

since they're open all weekend, monday is typically the one day they are closed

i am an industry insider
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Post by: Inlander on 30 Mar 2010, 04:21: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/The_insider_movie_poster_1999.jpg)

The pasta is a sauce delivery system.
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Post by: jhocking on 30 Mar 2010, 04:36: Quote from: StaedlerMars on 22 Mar 2010, 16:47
Quote from: Sam on 22 Mar 2010, 09:06
THAT GIRL DIDN'T KNOW WHO C-3PO IS!!!!

how?

Surely you've seen this:

http://vimeo.com/2809991
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 10 Apr 2010, 23:59: Got drunk last night and had a threesome with a lesbian and a black man.

It kind of feels like the start of a joke.

A jew, a black guy, and a lesbian are having sex....
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 11 Apr 2010, 00:00: The punch line is they all get AIDS.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 11 Apr 2010, 00:00: That's a lot less funny considering these mysterious blood stains on my sheets though.

Anyway, just keeping y'all updated.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 11 Apr 2010, 05:51: thanks
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Post by: Inlander on 11 Apr 2010, 06:23: Why was the lesbian there? Was she lost?
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Post by: Slick on 11 Apr 2010, 08:10: Typically when I find myself in bed with a black man and a jew I just say 'eh, fuck it' and go with the flow.
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Post by: scarred on 11 Apr 2010, 14:44: rimshot.mp3
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Post by: Liz on 11 Apr 2010, 16:34: http://instantrimshot.com/
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Apr 2010, 19:24: I just went for a walk with 5 shots of vodka mixed with coke in a water bottle and listened to the new National record and holy fuck this is a phenomenal album.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Apr 2010, 19:24: Also I had sex with a Christina Hendricks-esque girl last night and I had forgotten how awesome really huge tits are.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Apr 2010, 19:25: Also also I am going on a diet because I am 6 pounds heavier than a weight I am comfortable with.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2010, 09:25: Last night my friend got drunk, broke up with her boyfriend, and crawled into my bed at 4:30 in the morning, then spent the next two hours trying to get me to fuck her. I refused.

My friend is really hot.

I might not be as bad a person as I thought I was.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 25 Apr 2010, 21:50: I guess we'll see you when the Rapture comes, Kieff?
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Apr 2010, 00:26: I liked it more when more of y'all responded to this thread.

Anyway some girl came up to me at a party tonight and was like "hey so I was asking my friend if I should ask you to make out with me in a corner" and we did, eventually, but she didn't come home with me and now I'm way way more interested in her than I would have been otherwise.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Apr 2010, 00:27: Honestly it's kinda cool to meet a girl who's better at this game than I am.

Gonna have lunch with my ex tomorrow, shit's finna be weird.

Also there's a "Look at The Fucking Hipster" party on friday, what should I wear?
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Post by: Alex C on 27 Apr 2010, 00:33: That one headband you already showed us.
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Post by: KvP on 27 Apr 2010, 00:35: It's getting to Summertime, so REI gear will suffice.
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Post by: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2010, 01:07: Hey Kieffer what do you think about that dude from Hipinion who posted those weird St. Vincent youtubes and then that video of him watching his own youtubes while his ex cries on the phone, Jerkstore or whatever his name is?
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Post by: BlahBlah on 27 Apr 2010, 11:10: Quote from: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2010, 01:07
Hey Kieffer what do you think about that dude from Hipinion who posted those weird St. Vincent youtubes and then that video of him watching his own youtubes while his ex cries on the phone, Jerkstore or whatever his name is?

That guy's blog is amazing.

Keiffer, you and Tommy should make a joint thread to replace the relationship advice one.
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Post by: Ptommydski on 27 Apr 2010, 11:21: My relationship advice is monochromatic and terrible.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Apr 2010, 12:02: Mine is usually just "stop being a bitch." anyway my relationships always fail and explode spectacularly.
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Post by: calenlass on 27 Apr 2010, 12:31: I am pretty sure everyone needs to be told to stop being a bitch every once in awhile.
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Post by: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2010, 12:55: Quote from: BlahBlah on 27 Apr 2010, 11:10
That guy's blog is amazing.

He's a Bret Easton Ellis character. Either he's let himself become subsumed in this character or he was born totally sociopathic. Something's clearly wrong with him.
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Post by: BlahBlah on 27 Apr 2010, 14:35: http://lovetopost.blogspot.com/

it's fascinating to read yet also incredibly creepy
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Apr 2010, 19:43: Guys the whole point of me going to Look at the fucking hipster is to look as little like one as possible. I'm either gonna wear carharts, a flannel, and chacos, or pull the source code from the LATFH blog and write it out on a T-shirt.

Also Jerkstore is terrifying, utterly. He's really really abusive, used to post pictures of condoms he'd blood-fucked his girlfriend with on hpn and shit. Scary dude.
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Post by: Jace on 27 Apr 2010, 21:29: Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 27 Apr 2010, 19:43
Guys the whole point of me going to Look at the fucking hipster is to look as little like one as possible.
Oh, I see, you are going to out-hipster the hipsters. You are gonna get way too meta about the whole thing.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Apr 2010, 00:04: Since half my friends are already asking to borrow my clothes, it only seems right.

I can't tell if bitches love me or girls don't like me, these days.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Apr 2010, 00:05: Still thinkin about that girl from last night.

Shit.

Watching Trek, gonna jerk it and go to sleep.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Apr 2010, 00:16: So hpn is like a whole seething cesspool of Kieffers? Fuckin' hell.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Apr 2010, 04:02: Mostly it's just that a whole forum of people who write "fucc" make me weep like a woman
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Apr 2010, 08:19: Ironically I don't really have a persona/gimmick on hpn and as a result have basically 0 board cred.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Apr 2010, 06:41: Hahaha outstanding :thumbsup:
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 May 2010, 23:46: So that girl I thought was so rad like a week ago seems to have basicaly no iterest in me.

Fucking shit.

She seeemed col as fuck, too.

Goddammit.
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Post by: Johnny C on 02 May 2010, 23:52: Quote from: Ptommydski on 28 Apr 2010, 02:22
Quote from: David_Dovey on 28 Apr 2010, 00:16
So hpn is like a whole seething cesspool of Kieffers? Fuckin' hell.

If you mean is it people who play up to an image online and take poetic license for the sake of humour and entertainment, yes. I have a couple of friends who post there and (like Kieffer) they are really solid people.

This is probably as true as any other place on the Internet. Jerkstore is an anomaly in that it's not so much his image as he's a complete lunatic.

Sam - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-VzNAkhJo
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 May 2010, 22:33: This really pretty girl texted me and Invited me to a party at her apartment but my friend had made a pie and I wanted a slice and now it's 2 hours later and everyone else got stoned and I feel like I am drunk for no reason and wasted my night.

Fuck.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 21:56: Parties seem pointless to me at this point, because most of my friends have graduated college and I have a girlfriend, so like, what do I do at a party? It's not like I can hang out with my friends because they aren't there. I could flirt with girls but it'd be like masturbating almost to the point of orgasm and then going to sleep. I guess I could dance, dancing is kinda fun, but then it's back to girls.

And my girlfriend is like "I really don't understand why you like drinking alone."
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Post by: Johnny C on 20 Jun 2011, 23:09: take your girlfriend to parties?
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 20 Jun 2011, 23:22: When I go to parties, I chill out, chat with people that I have no interest in sleeping with, kick in on games if they're being played, contribute to the stream of youtube sourced entertainment (Thank you Pointless Thread, you've helped me so much with this). I don't drink to get wasted. I dance with my girlfriend. Depending on the crowd I'll help build a trebuchet or other seige engine and add to the scorch marks on the lawn.

Trouble for you is that I'm old and you don't get to have parties like this yet. You probably wouldn't enjoy them anyway as they happen in the suburbs and the music is kept to a neighbourly volume. Most of the point of parties at this age is to meet up with friends, trade war stories and reminisce. Hopefully it'll be a while before parties are about finding out who's died.

Anyhoo, just to add to the uselessness of this post in your social interregnum, I never really drank much anyway. It got in the way of doing stuff, which might be a bit difficult if drinking is the thing you do. Do you still have that godawful bandana?

Take your girlfrend to parties? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Jun 2011, 09:52: Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Jun 2011, 23:09
take your girlfriend to parties?

She's doing field research on owl populations so I only see her on weekends.
Title: Re: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Jun 2011, 02:06: which is when parties happen, i don't see the issue here
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Post by: sean on 22 Jun 2011, 09:28: or like, just don't go to parties if you dont find them fun. its really not that difficult.
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Post by: Patrick on 22 Jun 2011, 09:43: Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 23 Mar 2010, 00:34
That shit ain't even sparkly, fucc.

YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING CRIP, KIEFFER, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 26 Jun 2011, 09:09: Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 11 Apr 2010, 00:00
That's a lot less funny considering these mysterious blood stains on my sheets though.

Anyway, just keeping y'all updated.
So I just discovered this thread and this particular post/series of posts made me laugh really hard. Thanks Kieff.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 28 Jun 2011, 21:03: You could fuck your girlfriend at the party. A party is a good place to get your fuck on. One time I danced at a party so hard that I almost got a migraine. Also I had a drum circle with my friends and my fingers were swollen for at least maybe two days because I probably played on the bongo for maybe an hour without stopping. Then later I put on Bassnectar and we had an impromptu rave in the kitchen.

Just throwing ideas out there.