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now teting my ex, what the fuck haooened tonibbght.
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maybe I'll write a pome about it.
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[22:25] Dovey: i don't get sigquoted much
[22:26] Dovey: like, maybe, 4 or 5 times that i know of?
[22:26] Dovey: and at least one of those was a blatant ploy at getting sigquoted

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GETTHERIGHTKINDOFBLOG KIEFF.

ugh why do you still fail me.
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whooo fuck yeah that was post number 888. i am winning at internet.
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james my dad still actually hates you so shut it. bring him a cake, then we'll talk mayyybe.

-100000 for getting dad deleted from my facebooks. fuckin' orbiter. go away.

+1 to kieff for not being james.
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Way tom  drrunk for it to be 3:00
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anna dad what?
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Well I've been drunk for 20 hours, minus sleep. Ask me questions and I will cuss at you.
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Hey kieffer, i am going to be stuck one afternoon/evening in LA, what is a good place for people to eat?
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Hey Kieffer what is yr favourite cuss word
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Emilio, the best burger in LA is at a place called the Apple Pan. Go there. You won't regret it.

David, probably cunting. I also really love shit, but only when used in place of fuck, such as "dude, what the shit" or "shit that"
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Guys we drank 5 bottles of whiskey in like, 30 hours. Today is tough.
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I think we boxed at like 1:30 p.m sometime after the Johnny walker but before the Jim Beam Rye.

I don't remember the Buellit, really.
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Awesome, i am going to be using public transport from LAX, any clue on which route would get me moderately close?
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This is the LA MTA trip planner.  I think you'll probably be taking the Flyaway and then the 8 or 12 in Santa Monica, but it depends somewhat upon what time you want to go.

(also, as someone who grew up in LA, I feel obligated to tell you that you really don't need to take an hour-long, one-transfer bus ride to get to good food from LAX, but if that's what you want to do...)
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I am going to be there 12 hours. I am open to other suggestions though.
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Spent 4 hours looking for this place and it is closed on mondays

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Oh man you didn't tell me you were gonna be there on a Monday.

Sorry, E!

On the other hand, have you heard the new Dr. Dog?
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Also I am not drinking for a week at least, and think I just shat out 5 bottles of whiskey all in one go. Realllllly intense poop.
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Spent 4 hours looking for this place and it is closed on mondays



what the fuck kind of restaurant is closed on mondays anyway

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most of them actually

at least, all the ones i work at

since they're open all weekend, monday is typically the one day they are closed

i am an industry insider
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Got drunk last night and had a threesome with a lesbian and a black man.

It kind of feels like the start of a joke.

A jew, a black guy, and a lesbian are having sex....
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The punch line is they all get AIDS.
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That's a lot less funny considering these mysterious blood stains on my sheets though.


Anyway, just keeping y'all updated.
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Why was the lesbian there? Was she lost?
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Typically when I find myself in bed with a black man and a jew I just say 'eh, fuck it' and go with the flow.
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I just went for a walk with 5 shots of vodka mixed with coke in a water bottle and listened to the new National record and holy fuck this is a phenomenal album.
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Also I had sex with a Christina Hendricks-esque girl last night and I had forgotten how awesome really huge tits are.
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Also also I am going on a diet because I am 6 pounds heavier than a weight I am comfortable with.
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Last night my friend got drunk, broke up with her boyfriend, and crawled into my bed at 4:30 in the morning, then spent the next two hours trying to get me to fuck her. I refused.

My friend is really hot.


I might not be as bad a person as I thought I was.
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I guess we'll see you when the Rapture comes, Kieff?
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I liked it more when more of y'all responded to this thread.

Anyway some girl came up to me at a party tonight and was like "hey so I was asking my friend if I should ask you to make out with me in a corner" and we did, eventually, but she didn't come home with me and now I'm way way more interested in her than I would have been otherwise.
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Honestly it's kinda cool to meet a girl who's better at this game than I am.

Gonna have lunch with my ex tomorrow, shit's finna be weird.

Also there's a "Look at The Fucking Hipster" party on friday, what should I wear?
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That one headband you already showed us.
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Hey Kieffer what do you think about that dude from Hipinion who posted those weird St. Vincent youtubes and then that video of him watching his own youtubes while his ex cries on the phone, Jerkstore or whatever his name is?
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Hey Kieffer what do you think about that dude from Hipinion who posted those weird St. Vincent youtubes and then that video of him watching his own youtubes while his ex cries on the phone, Jerkstore or whatever his name is?

That guy's blog is amazing.

Keiffer, you and Tommy should make a joint thread to replace the relationship advice one.
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My relationship advice is monochromatic and terrible.
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Mine is usually just "stop being a bitch." anyway my relationships always fail and explode spectacularly.
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I am pretty sure everyone needs to be told to stop being a bitch every once in awhile.
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Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
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