My body will degrade into the soil,
Thank you, good sir or lady, for introducing me to this delightful song.My body will degrade into the soil,
"Then t'worms'll come an` eyt thee up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Ilkla_Moor_Baht_'at)"
I prefer the four meat version, thin crust. (http://www.nestleusa.com/pubourbrands/BrandDetails.aspx?lbid=46035BAD-C668-4C1D-91BE-56A6BD2BAE37)
Probably has more to do with IE than BB code.
wow..... name/post ...synergy?
Actually, I want mine to be a glass case with a little hammer hanging off a chain on the side.
Inside will be a shotgun and an axe, with this written beneath it in block letters;
"In case of Zombie Outbreak, smash emergency glass!"
QED
Actually, I want mine to be a glass case with a little hammer hanging off a chain on the side.
Inside will be a shotgun and an axe, with this written beneath it in block letters;
"In case of Zombie Outbreak, smash emergency glass!"
I like the idea, though i fear that it will be broken too soon by looters.
Actually, I want mine to be a glass case with a little hammer hanging off a chain on the side.
Inside will be a shotgun and an axe, with this written beneath it in block letters;
"In case of Zombie Outbreak, smash emergency glass!"
I like the idea, though i fear that it will be broken too soon by looters.
To be fair, in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, are you really going to be running to a graveyard for supplies?
Actually, I want mine to be a glass case with a little hammer hanging off a chain on the side.
Inside will be a shotgun and an axe, with this written beneath it in block letters;
"In case of Zombie Outbreak, smash emergency glass!"
I like the idea, though i fear that it will be broken too soon by looters.
To be fair, in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, are you really going to be running to a graveyard for supplies?
You're assuming he'll be buried in a graveyard.
respawn in:
∞
or i could just have it read ∞:59 and the 59 counts down in seconds over and over endlesslyrespawn in:
∞
Have them put a little digital timer in the stone with an absurdly long countdown. :D
QEDVery clever, Carl. I halmost missed it. :wink:
I want to be stuffed so I can continue to creep out my relatives from the beyond.Just a guess.
I want to be stuffed so I can continue to creep out my relatives from the beyond.Just a guess.
Right now, I'd probably like "We all knew it was coming to this, right?" However, the raw truth is, I don't want a tombstone. I'd prefer to keep on existing*, thank you very much.
So far, so good!
*Numerous detractors would probably like to tell you I'm not living now, so I preempted them.
maybe with enough research into mechanical medicine we could stop the aging process and desease, then we'd just have to worry about someone giving us computer viruses.It'll always be something.
or i could just have it read ∞:59 and the 59 counts down in seconds over and over endlessly
I plan to achieve inappropriate laughter at my funeral by other means. Fireworks going off when the casket begins to lower would be one good idea... I'm just having trouble choosing the music. Torn between Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, or Hansen's Mmm-Bop. The former works better with the fireworks, but the latter is just so wildly inappropriate that it's hard for me to pick.
I want a green burial. Wrapped in a linen shroud, dumped into a hole in the ground not walled with concrete, and with a tree planted to mark the grave. My body will degrade into the soil, the tree with absorb the nutrients my rotting corpse provides, and so I will become immortal via tree!
"Hey, guys, watch this!""Here, hold my beer"?
Insert Coin To Continue:
Insert Coin To Continue:
With three little hearts carved in the upper right hand corner!
Legend of Zelda's stamina meter.
"You're Next!"
"This tombstone will self-destruct in 10 seconds."